Women Have Lead For Brains

Recently a woman was shot six times in the head and none of the bullets penetrated her skull.

What a fucking surprise I said to the television who told me about it. The pen is supposedly mightier than the sword, right? If something as powerful as an idea can’t penetrate the invulnerable layer of a woman’s particle board skull, what makes anyone think a fucking bullet could?

Women are like cockroaches. Their stupid opinions could survive a nuclear holocaust.

Here’s a fun mantivity that proves all the points I’ve ever made. In a matter of seconds, think of a question no woman can answer. You’re a man, so that should be easy for you. You probably think of several hundred every day without even realising it.

Here’s an example:

What the fuck happened to the television?

You can substitute whatever you want for ‘the television’. Usually your particular blank will have electronics in it, but it could easily be ‘our marriage’ or ‘your ass’. The point is a woman fucked it up when you weren’t looking. She also won’t be able to answer that question.

Now here’s the game: just keep repeating the question. Women are in their own little worlds of denial and delusion; and just like a bunch of bullets your words will completely fail to penetrate the thick mantle of a woman’s brain shell.

If you can’t explain something to a woman using crayons and construction paper, don’t bother. You’re firing blanks.

Literally (Figuratively though)

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Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-11-05 12:54:27 - IP Man-Hash: ee8e932315d68

http://www.menweb.org/omwv1n2.htm
“Actually, Marc Lepine, who murdered 14 female engineering students at Montreal’s École Polytechnique, wasn’t trying to kill women. He was trying to kill feminists. Before he opened fire, he said to the female engineering students, “You’re all feminists. I hate feminists!” And in his suicide note, Lepine wrote, “Feminists have wrecked my life.” “

 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 13:51:54 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Chris AND MarkEMark=Mr. Empty-pants

Comment by Watcher
2009-10-01 13:55:21 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Haha89=Mr. Empty-pants

Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 13:56:14 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Comment by Chris
2009-10-01 13:57:19 - IP Man-Hash: 0211d7d96e1c0

Haha89=Mrs. Empty-cunt screaming for throat yogurt.

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Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 13:58:55 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! You’re stupid!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

 
Comment by Chris
2009-10-01 14:04:29 - IP Man-Hash: 0211d7d96e1c0

Why are you pretending what you think matters?

 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 14:05:49 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Fuck off, stupid, tiny dick!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Banderman
2009-09-22 17:20:12 - IP Man-Hash: bd4f7d0a3a68e

The latest female centric insanity on television is a show called ‘Househusbands of Hollywood’. A recent summary and very good example of female hypocrisy and triple standard upcoming episode is as follows (verbatim; nobody could make this crap up): “King of The Castle – Ruler of the Roost”…until his wife comes home from work (hurl) Meet the home boys (if you see a boy, you better jump up and kiss his ass – I put that part in) “It’s a new family arrangement.” News flash to pop tarts everywhere: Arrange this.

 
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Comment by RB
2008-11-03 22:12:07 - IP Man-Hash: bcf52262a3739

Anything that attempts to prove that men and women are equal in mental strength is real science.Anything that doesn’t is a load of crap.

Isn’t it sweety?

 
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Comment by RB
2008-11-03 23:24:49 - IP Man-Hash: bcf52262a3739

You don’t have to put the same links everywhere you know.

‘I never listen to sensationalised topics…’

Then why are you responding to them?

The truth, when injected into a body of lies, creates a sensation.That’s exactly what is happening here.

 
 
 
Comment by Dustin
2008-06-08 19:54:03 - IP Man-Hash: 43fafadb17f45

Hahaha I love this one, it’s perfect.

 
Comment by mike paahana
2008-03-02 17:59:00 - IP Man-Hash: acd7a309de1c2

das y my gf so dence, but now da lead go to her ass

 
Comment by Billy
2006-12-06 07:50:55 - IP Man-Hash: b023a6fa2ca74

gwallan said:

@Female
You are not boring.
Some other adjectives maybe but never boring.

I beg to differ.

 
Comment by gwallan
2006-12-05 20:20:24 - IP Man-Hash: 76c6463bd516b

Female said:
Phillazyjournalist, I see your living up to your reputation as a journalist. You have misquoted Ian and put his words in my mouth. Good job.

wolfe, the fallen trees all over your land have skewed my boyer-linquist coordinates and had me move to a less hostile climate. Thankfully there are no noxious paint fumes in my new little den.

phillazyjournalist said:

You want me to actually find out who said what before making sweeping statements? And people normally do that?

It is slightly unfortunate, if they weren’t your words, but by God they were boring. Mind you: “boyer-linquist coordinates and had me move to a less hostile climate..” Do you genuinely talk like that? A little pretentious, non?

@phillazyjournalist
It’s generally a good idea to look around a bit before you start insulting the regulars so, yes, you maybe should find out. Particularly relevant in an environment where some satire is involved.

Female’s comment was quite clearly directed at wolfe and he would have understood precisely what she meant.

@Female
You are not boring.
Some other adjectives maybe but never boring.

 
Comment by wolfe
2006-12-05 05:55:55 - IP Man-Hash: 5fdb78f644952

@Billy Indeed.
@Phillazyjournalist On the contrary, the site is filled with humor. One has but to look.

I really shouldn’t Kerr, but I think Female was misspelling Boyer-Lindquist.

-wolfe

 
Comment by sonyad
2006-12-05 05:52:01 - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7

The “boyer-linquist coordinates” were an anonymous quote of Amefuto Mom. I’m sure that clears things a hell of a lot, eh? I can’t remember whether Amefuto Mom (alias Zogmama) said precisely that or Female paraphrased for stylistic effect.

Sorry, I can’t be arsed to look and link. And I’m not sure the blog owner would approve of me taking the liberty.

Cheers.

- The Chemical Brothers – Galaxy Bounce

 
Comment by Female
2006-12-05 05:21:14 - IP Man-Hash: 3e4fe6a7e6d7d

phillazyjournalist said:

You want me to actually find out who said what before making sweeping statements? And people normally do that?

The irony is killing me. You’re not a real journalist are you now?

It is slightly unfortunate, if they weren’t your words, but by God they were boring. Mind you: “boyer-linquist coordinates and had me move to a less hostile climate..? Do you genuinely talk like that? A little pretentious, non?

Strangely enough, no, I don’t normally talk like that and again, your investigative skills have let you down. I hope you hang around to play and continue to tell me I am very boring, for you are far more amusing than you know.

 
Comment by phillazyjournalist
2006-12-05 05:01:50 - IP Man-Hash: 8695ec7eb8b09

You want me to actually find out who said what before making sweeping statements? And people normally do that?

It is slightly unfortunate, if they weren’t your words, but by God they were boring. Mind you: “boyer-linquist coordinates and had me move to a less hostile climate..” Do you genuinely talk like that? A little pretentious, non?

Female said:

Phillazyjournalist, I see your living up to your reputation as a journalist. You have misquoted Ian and put his words in my mouth. Good job.

wolfe, the fallen trees all over your land have skewed my boyer-linquist coordinates and had me move to a less hostile climate. Thankfully there are no noxious paint fumes in my new little den.

 
Comment by Billy
2006-12-04 21:32:21 - IP Man-Hash: b023a6fa2ca74

Wolfe you spoke too soon. But it’s just like a woman to disappoint…

 
Comment by Female
2006-12-04 12:49:00 - IP Man-Hash: 3e4fe6a7e6d7d

Phillazyjournalist, I see your living up to your reputation as a journalist. You have misquoted Ian and put his words in my mouth. Good job.

wolfe, the fallen trees all over your land have skewed my boyer-linquist coordinates and had me move to a less hostile climate. Thankfully there are no noxious paint fumes in my new little den.

 
Comment by phillazyjournalist
2006-12-04 10:29:13 - IP Man-Hash: 8695ec7eb8b09

See, that’s more amusing. And yes, I am a tad on the unkind side, but it doesn’t appear to be a site filled with love, joy and happyness.
Thank you for the welcome

wolfe said:

Phillazyjournalist, Female has apparently thankfully finally accepted advice and vanished. That said, you’re a trifle unkind, especially for a newcomer. I’m a wolf; I defend the pack. She was a pack member, albeit the crazy one on the outskirts that lapped lead-based paint.

She was smart enough to not make what she wrote pseudo-intellectual. She meant it, and wrote it sincerely.

Now, you’re welcome to the site. Enjoy.

-wolfe

 
Comment by wolfe
2006-12-04 10:14:33 - IP Man-Hash: 5fdb78f644952

Phillazyjournalist, Female has apparently thankfully finally accepted advice and vanished. That said, you’re a trifle unkind, especially for a newcomer. I’m a wolf; I defend the pack. She was a pack member, albeit the crazy one on the outskirts that lapped lead-based paint.

She was smart enough to not make what she wrote pseudo-intellectual. She meant it, and wrote it sincerely.

Now, you’re welcome to the site. Enjoy.

-wolfe

 
Comment by phillazyjournalist
2006-12-04 09:47:39 - IP Man-Hash: 8695ec7eb8b09

God, that’s a laugh a minute. Couldn’t you try a bit harder and squeeze a few more big words in there? I’m sure your target audience are truly captivated

Ian McLeod said:

Female said:

The figure is closer to 200 million, but your assertion as to “most exacerbated by religious conflict” is misinformation perpetrated by pseudo-intellectuals who are biased against religion Quantitatively, yes, most individual conflicts do have a religious connection, so what they are saying is true, but their implication is that religion causes more…

 
Comment by Ian McLeod
2006-11-18 15:05:21 - IP Man-Hash: 74c91c935e441

Wolfe, thank you for your remarks. I was unaware of that particular piece of information, but it certainly makes sense.

 
Comment by Female
2006-11-18 14:46:22 - IP Man-Hash: 12ba2642e47bb

A very interesting analysis to read, Ian, although you seem to have read my comment as saying that religious conflict has been justification – casus belli – for wars, when what I said was that it has exacerbated wars.

 
Comment by wolfe
2006-11-18 10:34:34 - IP Man-Hash: 85eb76704e398

Ian McLeod said:

The figure is closer to 200 million, but your assertion as to “most exacerbated by religious conflict” is misinformation perpetrated by pseudo-intellectuals who are biased against religion Quantitatively, yes, most individual conflicts do have a religious connection, so what they are saying is true, but their implication is that religion causes more bloodshed than non-religion. In terms of actual loss of life, however, most bloodshed in the 20th century was caused by Communist atheists.

Very well said, Iain. Quite true.

The IRA conflict in Ireland, Catholics versus Protestants, has a whopping 2000 casualties. Combined wars caused by militant Christians over a strictly religious casus belli account for fewer than 100,000 deaths globally in the last century.

It’s worth noting that even this conflict had a substantial atheistic/communist link. Many of the core IRA were Marxist revolutionaries who sought to establish a ‘People’s Republic’ in Ireland.

-wolfe

 

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