Women Are Really Good At Being Sarcastic
Men, on the whole, are a race of funny mans. We joke and are good at joking because it makes us feel good. It makes everyone feel good. Laughing is for pleasure. But just like half of an Oreo cookie, there is a dark side to comedy: sarcasm.
Men wield sarcasm with extreme prejudice. Lining up a battalion of facts to decimate their opponents’ defenses and bullshit and then toppling their Saddam like statue of dignity with a cutting sarcastic remark.
Women do not.
Women handling sarcasm is like a viking charging into battle with a giant salami. Dumb and embarassing.
One of the biggest problems with women and sarcasm is they use it too much. Men know that sarcasm overuse makes one look simple and petulant, but women seem to have no problem with that. That’s because women enjoy looking ill-tempered and brackish. They think it empowers them and makes them look interesting while they actually have nothing to offer. That’s why they’re sarcastic as often as fucking possible.
Women also cannot be sarcastic properly because, like usual, they don’t understand what they’re trying to use. Just like when they’re trying to work a car or a computer or a menu, absolutely anything might happen if there isn’t a man there to call the shots — anything, but the right thing that is.
The key to sarcasm is the implication of a series of events that would allow the sarcastic remark to be true. Let’s take this sarcastic remark as an example: women make great voters.
Truly absurd indeed, but why does it work as sarcasm?
As men, the moment we hear that statement, we suspend our disbelief and imagine it to be true for just a second. That’s why we’re so good at being compassionate, because unlike women we can imagine ourselves in another’s shoes. After all, we men did invent diplomacy and peace treaties.
For the statement to be true, a great voter would have to be defined as someone who votes with their hormones or based on manic ravings that they heard from their friends. That is where the sarcasm hits us, when we see it was a trick all along to lead us to the true nature of the woman voter. Well done, I say.
Women can’t be sarcastic because they don’t think anything they say is true anyway. Whether it’s ‘I’m good at something’, ‘I love you’, or ‘I didn’t mean to fuck that up for the sixth time’. That’s why women are shitty at sarcasm, because in a way, everything they say is sarcastic.
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Not all men are created equal… nice in concept, but we are talking about personality, confidence, intelligence and I hate to point it out, but it is true> physically.
The men that women adore (the majority, not ones with chips on their shoulders and are intimidated by strong, powerful presence of an alpha male, the women Im talking about are confident, strong, independent, intelligent and are physically appealing/desirable) are men that are comfortable with themselves, like themselves, confident, perhaps a tad bit cocky but sliced with humor (including laughing about themselves), healthy (keep themselves in shape) and yes, good looking (whether that means being well groomed and dressing well or just genetically blessed)…. and the masculinity of these men (not some bloated gym junkie who is just really insecure and overcompensates) will absolutely appeal to these strong women’s feminine essence… women loved to feel like a woman, love to feel sexy, love to feel protected/comfortable/cozy…. there is no real mystery to women, not at all…. and the biggest fallacy of them all> that women are in control and are the ones who choose… they do not… it is us, these rare men that do that choosing ;-)
Go back to korea Shan.
I think you’re giving a generalisation of females you know. In real life people are more decent. There are plenty of decent men and women everywhere- sometimes they just pretend to be obnoxious. All it takes is healthy self confidence and self esteem on the part of men to respect and accept women as they are- we’re different but just as good.
You can’t put men and women in a category. Women in the place you live could be completely different than in a different area. I’m in Alaska, I don’t even know that kind of Woman. Pretty funny though even though it isn’t true for everyone. That’s like dissing an entire race, its ignorant.
Dick is a very educated man.
It has a hint of truth.
A man should not depend on a wimmin for anything.As for as possible
avoid depending on the wimmin except the basics.
Depending on a wimmin makes a man vulnerable to wimmin’s manipulation & control………
gives a wimmin enough room to manipulate & control a man to her advantage.
So guys………………
BOTTOMLINE………..except for sex, babies & making sammiches don’t
depend on a wimmin for anything else….if you want mental peace &
sanity.
MOOT POINT: Never depend on wimmin to bring home the bacon…
What a wimmin wants???……………….
A wimmin wants a man who can be manipulated & controlled to
cater/pander to a wimmin’s whims fancies & desires & if the man shows
reluctance or fails to oblige………….the bitch…….oops her highness/
the wannabe princess suffering from a deluded sense of self entitlement
& privileges has every right to become nasty,scornful,spiteful & sarcastic & if possible violent………………..& expects the man to bear
all this with humor & good spirit just becoz………..he is a MAN after all.
MY TAKE ON FEMINISM & HOW YOU SHOULD DEAL WITH WIMMIN OF
TODAY:
THE LAWS OF THE LAND HAVE EMPOWERED TODAY’S WIMMIN TO
SUCH A RIDICULOUS EXTENT THAT IT VIRTUALLY GIVES THEM A
LICENSE TO ABUSE THEM & GET AWAY WITH IT TO THE DETRIMENT
OF A MAN & HIS INTERESTS……………..
THE ONLY WAY TO KICK THEIR PRIVILEGED ASSES IS TO TAKE THE
HELP OF THESE LAWS & MANIPULATE THEM TO YOUR ADVANTAGE…..
DO THE SAME THING TO THEM WHAT THEY DO TO YOU……….
WHENEVER YOU GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH A WIMMIN OF
SOME SORTS……………ASK THE BITCH TO SIGN SOME KIND OF
CONTRACTUAL AGREEMENT THAT HAS SOME KIND OF LEGAL VALIDITY………IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE THAT YOU HAVE TO FACE
A HARROWING TIME WITH ATTORNEY……………BUT IT WILL ENSURE
AT LEAST WHEN YOU TOUCH AN ALL TIME LOW IN RELATIONSHIP OR
IT COMES TO CRUNCH…………YOU ARE ON TOP OF THE SITUATION
& THE FUCKING SCHEMING BITCH CANNOT MANIPULATE THE
SITUATION OR THE MAN CONCERNED & GET AWAY WITH IT……..
IT SHOULD ALSO ENSURE THAT YOUR BITCH WIMMIN EXERCISES A
CERTAIN DEGREE OF RESTRAINT ON HER ACTIONS,ATTITUDE &
MOODY BEHAVIOR & THE STUPID BITCH CANNOT USE MONTHLY
HORMONAL IMBALANCES AS AS EXCUSE TO DO WHATEVER THE
BITCH THINKS IS OK………..
IT SHOULD ALSO ENSURE THAT THE BITCH DOES NOT USE
CONSENSUAL SEX AS A MEANS TO FILE A FALSE CASE OF RAPE,
MOLESTATION,PHYSICAL HARASSMENT,SEXUAL ABUSE/ASSAULT
WHILE ALL THE WHILE PRETENDING TO BE AN INNOCENT VICTIM
BUT ALL THE WHILE SECRETLY USING THE LAWS OF THE LAND TO
SEND YOU TO PRISON TERM TO SETTLE HER OLD GRUDGES OR JUST
BECOZ SHE COULD NOT GET WHAT THE (FUCKING BITCH) WANTED
FROM THE RELATIONSHIP…………SO THE FUCKING WHORE FELT
USED & EXPLOITED & HENCE HAD TO FILE A FALSE CASE TO SETTLE
THE ACCOUNTS……………
REMEMBER GUYS, ONCE YOU END UP IN PRISON & EVEN THOUGH YOU
COME CLEAN IN THE END………..YOU LOSE YOUR JOB & YOUR MENTAL
BALANCE & EVEN TRIPS TO PSYCHIATRIST WON’T HELP YOU………
ALSO AS FAR AS POSSIBLE TRY TO PLUG THE LOOPHOLES IN THE
AGREEMENT SO THAT THE BITCH DOES NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT.
NEVER ACCEPT WHATEVER A BITCH SAYS AT FACE VALUE………
LET HER PROVE HERSELF THROUGH ACTION & DEEDS……………….
REMEMBER WE LOVE THE DOGS……..(SORRY BITCH PAYBACK TIME)
BUT WITHOUT TEETH(FANGS)…………..
REMEMBER THE LAWS PROVIDE THEM WITH TEETH………….TO BE
A TOTAL REPULSIVE VULGAR NAUSEATING BITCH………….
& IT IS OUR DUTY TO REMOVE THOSE TEETH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE
MAKE THEM GOOD DISCIPLINED WIMMIN & SUBSERVIENT /SUBMIT
TO MEN………..
OTHERS ARE WELCOME TO JOIN & SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS……….
HOW TO DEAL WITH MODERN DAY FEMINIST BITCH WIMMIN……..
FLEETING THOUGHT: GETTING A PROFESSIONAL WHORE/HOOKER
FOR NIGHT SAVES ALL THE MENTAL TRAUMA/HEADACHE & PROVIDES
VALUE FOR MONEY……………….
IF YOUR BITCH WIMMIN REFUSES TO SIGN ON THE DOTTED
LINE……………..THEN THE CHOICE IS EITHER YOU HAVE TO
DUMP HER OR ACCEPT HER……….AT A GREAT COST & RISK TO YOUR NORMAL WELL BEING.
MY HONEST OPINION ………..TRUSTING A WIMMIN BLINDLY
IS FOOL HARDY. NO WIMMIN STARTS AS A BITCH……….
THEY ALL ACT SMART & GOODY GOODY BUT ALLOW THEM
A LITTLE LEEWAY & THEY BECOME A REPULSIVE NAUSEATING
BITCH IN NO TIME…………..
ITS BETTER TO TRUST PROFESSIONAL WHORES/HOOKERS
WHO KNOW THEIR JOB RATHER THEN PUTTING YOUR TRUST
IN A CONNIVING SCHEMING SKANK / BITCH WHO GIVEN
HALF A CHANCE WILL SKIM/CREAM YOU OFF FOR GOOD…….
ONCE FOR ALL……….
CONTRACTUAL AGREEMENT SHOULD DEFINE THE KEY POINTS……
1.WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN ACCEPTABLE OR NOT
ACCEPTABLE??…………
2. WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN TOLERABLE OR NOT
TOLERABLE??…………
3. WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN PERMISSIBLE OR NOT
PERMISSIBLE??…………
4. WHAT ARE THE THINGS IN A WIMMIN YOU FIND
OBJECTIONABLE??……….
I DELIBERATELY MADE IT ONE SIDED SO THAT THE MODERN
DAY BITCH WIMMIN INSTEAD OF ALWAYS FINDING FAULT
WITH THE GUYS………SHOULD LOOK THEMSELVES IN THE
MIRROR ONCE & FIND OUT WHERE THEY ARE GOING WRONG.
………….TRY TO RECTIFY THEMSELVES FIRST & THEN POINT
FINGERS AT OTHERS………
THE AGREEMENT SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE PROVISIONS FOR
TERMINATING/DISSOLVING THE RELATIONSHIP ON MUTUALLY
ACCEPTABLE TERMS & MOST IMPORTANT OF THEM ALL………..
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
I’m a woman and I found most of these comments pretty hilarious. I am really frustrated with feminist logic and how men are supposed to hold the door open for women, buy them things blah blah but women are supposed to be equal with men. They get catered to and can also have the corner office. I see the irony. I think it’s messed up and I believe in true equality where if the man’s going to work, the woman should take care of the kids, house or have her own job and should cater to the man as well.
But, these comments are fucking ridiculous.
Any girl that would sleep with people so horribly sexist and closed minded IS an idiot or too hammered to realize that you’re that way and that you’re probably middle aged and fat. That’s probably why you’ve experienced so many flighty little bimbos. I don’t really care if you “hit it, then quit it” but don’t be so cynical in general about finding quality women.
finally. A woman that has a brain. Some of us realise there are some reasonable women out there. What we’re against is what that quality woman gets if it goes tits up. Many things out there at the moment that are clearly biased in favour of females. Not looking to open conversation, off for the night.
Catholic Apostolic Christian Religion was based upon an adultery. Mary was a married woman then Jesus was born. God fucked her. Then the archangel Gabriel came and said “You’re pregnant from God you fucking slut!!”
And more.. The Bible is based on politheist religions that existed at the time. God is a 3 on 1 shampoo with body-cleanser and conditioner. That’s what we call holy trinity.. it’s a copy from the politheists.
I pity you, Dick. And mixed with my pity is a kind of amusement. Let’s say you’re actually right, that men are better than women …
… So what?
You’re only human, as is everyone else, male or female. Sooner or later, you’ll end up in the ground, silent and with nothing more than your coffin to keep you company. What will you have accomplished or changed?
Not a damn thing. And I’m actually starting to giggle at the thought of you, smug behind your shades, thinking you’ve lived a worthwhile existence when you’re just another waste of space trying to use controversy to muscle his way into the public eye.
Tick tock, Dick. Tick tock.
Dick Masterson=Dildo wearing a Groucho mask! http://www.maleenhancement.org/
Please give me your feedback men.
If you all don’t get married or reproduce in order to keep your freedom, what happens to all the women out there who need a man’s guiding hand? What about future generations? Are you are sure you don’t want to pass your genes on, ever?
What I’m asking is this: Are any of you in favour of traditional marriage, meaning the man is the head of the family?
Man is in favour of marriage by nature. However considering a marriage with a useless cumdumpster american skank who will file rape charges and call the blue gun thungs on you if you don’t obey her “will” (will meaning feelings), it’s better to be off alone and don’t have kids that will be raised by the state. I could not live through that.
Are you being sarcastic?
Why, according to the feminists, and the ever-impressionable young ladies who are entrenched in their tripe – whether via family of origin, schools, entertainment, or government squawkers themselves – whimmin DON’T NEED men anymore (and economically, via unethical wealth stealing by governments, and working whimmin, this is true in that respect).
But regardless, a certain amount of coitus will take place, and babies born (do you really think Jennifer Anniston CAN’T find a “suitable” guy?).
MANswer: no, it’s just that modern whimmin have been CONDITIONED to think that it’s a guy’s job to MAKE THEM HAPPY (Privileged Princess Syndrome, borne of these silly romantic comedies, romance novels, daytime talk, etc.); and when such a promise fails in fruition, the male bashing starts, and men SHUT DOWN!!!
So, to avoid such haranguing by would-be wives, and the EXTORTION which all-too-often accompanies her unrealized expectations through such unions upon dissolution, men of the West are increasingly eschewing said institution (from the institution of marriage, to the institution of penality or the poorhouse, when Little Princesses’ ARTIFICIALLY INDUCED expectations aren’t met – Hey! NO THANKS!).
Ultimately, more men will be more willing to pass on their genes WHEN (if) the laws S T O P srewing them (you can thank the feminists for the current climate of hostility; and the increasing aversion towards “traditional” marriage).
TraditionalMarriageNotPossibleUnderAnti-MaleLaws
I dont agree with any of this shit. There are plenty of married men out there who are happy with their wives and vise versa. And stop spelling WOMEN wrong you dumb fucker. We are equal. God made Adam and he could not have kept the human race going without Eve. Were all important in this world. And my wife did a damn good job of raising my kids. SO FUCK ALL OF YOU! Where is your shame?
Women are sarcastic to overcome their lack of intelligence. Of course the media propaganda claims women are ‘so smart, so very smart’. I have yet to hear a discussion with a pop tart without the inappropriate use of sarcasm on her part. Women especially love to act all sarcastic and pissy with their husbands. The thing that steams my clams about women these days is they constantly whine about respecting them, yet they are collectively incapable of reciprocating respect. How stupid is that? Pretty damn stupid.
you know, Dick is actually kinda cool, and its not the fact that he and i share a common hatred towards retardation or that i agree or disagree with him
its because hes intelligent and he can cheer his fellowman up, i mean, this is some great motivational speaker, he could be at school teaching lil boys to become the next best thing
you gotta see beyond his point of view and set aside the differences
……..is any woman getting this? or is this too deep?
A little too deep, honey. Or maybe not deep enough.
See, Dick actually is cool. I’m glad you understood this part. He’s also a satirist which means that he could be at school teaching little boys how to do stand-up.
Hope that wasn’t too difficult to follow.
looking at these comments its hard not to laugh :D well yeh i beleive in equal rights , but its still funny how all these people think women havnt done anything for the world and their actually listening to the simpleton running this website. everyone is entitled to their own opinion so to all the girls out there dont take these morons seriously and get mad over nothing. you know yourself its not true, and you dont need to prove it to the world unlike dick for example. i mean think about it, why does this guy care so much about proving to everyone and ” teaching ” guys that women are nothing, beacause hes either had issues with women of his own thats scarred him and has made this cute little website for some kind of pathetic revenge. or hes just seeking attention like the little child he is. looking at how expanded this website actually is he must spend a lot of his time on the computer so, dude seriously u need to get a life. even most of the men know those boob pictures are fake and to be honest nothing on this website is fact , for anyone whose stuck on that word its kinda like the truth! which this guy lacks. theres an equality website u should look up with scientific facts unlike poor opinion. besides this guy tries to use god against women, and i think the bible is a hoax anyway. we all know about the theory of evolution and charles darwin, but theres no real proof of who the hell even wrote the bible. ive got nothing against religion but it should be used as something to beleive in not to go against people. before i have a few more laughs and leave this ridiculous website, i say to dick, if you ever read this comment and reply to it, heres a challenge, try not to use the words lesbian, money and sex. this goes for every other smart ass out there thinking of replying. gentleman, goodluck to your challenge even though youll probably fail :D
Until women are required BY LAW to be equal to men…… to pay 50% of all child support…. to pay alimony…. to pay child support to men who LIED about their maternity……and when women work a whole year of their lives to save 2 months after-tax savings to buy men diamonds to propose marriage.
… there will be NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL men will EVER believe “women are equal�.
NOT EVEN CLOSE.
Cute try though sweety.
Don’t let the door hit your vagina on the way out.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Tina,
What you spoke about us is the same what most other women said. We had bad experiences with women and all this bla bla bla. This is the woman’s way to flee from responsibility. What you said proves what we say that the woman is irresponsible because, you know why? Supposedly, again I say, supposedly, all the men here have bad experiences with women. Then what? This means that the woman today is bad. It means nothing else.
Be more mature, Tina, and don’t bypass the issues we raise by trying to say we hate women, we have small penises, like what other silly women did.
On the other hand, what you mentioned about evolution is another proof that the woman’s brain is unscientific. Evolution has never been proved, and on the contrary, it is on the verge of being disproved. As far as I know, the fossils are one of the main proofs that evolution is a MYTH only.
Women say that shit all the time….
“YOU HAD BAD EXPERIENCES WITH WOMEN!!!!!!
THAT’S YOUR FAULT YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!”
Exactly Micho… ” to flee from personal responsibility”.
Women actually believe they can behave anyway they want, create BAD EXPERIENCES for men…. and say “you have issues because you have had bad experiences with women”.
Imagine if a female drunk driver killed a woman’s sister……
And a man walked into the room and said:
• “You’re just bitter.”
• “You have issues with drivers”
• “Not all drivers are like that.”
That’s how insane women actually are.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
So there it is Tina, the reply/replies you were looking for. No mention of lesbians, money, or sex.
{{but its still funny how all these people think women havnt done anything for the world and their actually listening to the simpleton running this website.}}
Please tell us what it is that women have done for the world(and try not to use the word childbirth, that’s old), since you’re so smart?
And assuming someone had bad experiences with women as a reason for coming up with this site is really weak. As if a man having a bad experience with a woman is good. I could easily say the reason you’re reacting the way are is because you had bad experiences with men.
Also, out of respect for your creator, God should be spelled with a capital “G”, because without Him your very existence would’ve been just a mere possibility. Charles Darwin came up with the theory of evolution through natural selection(keyword theory). So do you honestly think we evolved from monkeys?!! I hope not, but if so that’s your business. You want to know who wrote the bible. The bible was written by God inspired men. The Word was given to them from God. Their purpose was to let us know what God wants and expects from us. That’s why many people (including myself) refer to the bible as “Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth”.
Do you even know the 10 commandments? You’ll notice the same things that are against the law of the land (courts)today is also against the 10 commandments in the bible(which was written decades upon decades ago).
Chris, the example you gave is because, as you previously said, women think they can behave as they want. However, it is the MAN who should be blamed for this misbehavior of the woman. The man is forgiving with her misbehaviors, which is understood by her as encouraging her to do whatever she wants. Men still marry women, which is another encouragement for women to do what they want.
The problem is here: The woman changed from the past, while the man has neither changed himself, nor changed the way he treats the woman.
Skandal,
Evolution, as you said, is a myth. It is a very weak myth because it is based on NO evidence. Those who believe in it actually believe in what is non-evidented. Such people, like most women today, can similarly believe in other incorrect things, like equality with the man.
I strongly believe in God. However, even if one does not, at least he/she should believe in nature and be pro-nature.
Oh yeah, I know that.
You cat blame a woman for what she does wrong in exactly the same way that you can’t blame a DOG for what it does wrong.
Its a MAN’S fault for not training her properly.
Another thing about men forgiving women for their misbehavior is that it not only encourages her to do whatever she wants, but it makes the man look WEAK in her/everyone’s eyes. I had a gf back in the day that kept playing games. I would dump her,right? Then she would call or come around crying and I would forgive her. Only for her to turn around and do same thing or worse. I thank God I’ve learned my lesson before it was too late(meaning before getting her pregnant).
The best thing for us to do as men is to get rid of a woman on the spot even for the first offense (even for what some people call a white lie). When you see the signs act on them. Because, a woman will test you just to see how much she can get away with,and brag to her friends about how far she got. You can forgive in your heart,but not to the point where you still put up with her bs. Go ahead and can her ass end of story.
Last night I went out with this cute girl – 26. It was the second time I saw her , and the 2nd time I banged her.
She’s smiling and playing “cute”, all playful and flirting up an innocent storm. She asks when we’re going to get together again and I mentioned I was going to New York for a few days.
She says: “Can you take me to New York when you’re going next time?? I would love to go to New York.”
I said “What?? WHY! I think they have girls in New York.”
LMAO! Good answer to a stupid question.
Hey Chris, did she get mad? LOL!
But wait, there’s more…..
She totally ignored that I said that with a HUGE smile, flips her hair and says “I have a friend in Philadelphia I haven’t seen in a while. He’s a chef there.”
My smile got BIGGER.
I said “Oh really. So….. tell me again why I would bring you to New York so you can visit a friend of yours in Philadelphia?”.
She’s all “OMG! NO!! I would totally buy my own ticket to Philadelphia, silly.”
Fucking clueless broad.
Yeah she’s clueless alright, I would have her around for fuck purposes only! LOLOLOL!!!
Oh yeah…. and sit down before you fall down.
Later on she says “I hope you don’t think I’m some booty call ….. I want a REAL relationship”.
(This got better by the minute.)
So I said “Is that a proposal? Where’s the ring? Since I just met you … it had better be NICE. Minimum 5 carats and UP.”
SHE: “OMG!! You’re hilarious!!”
ME: “You have no idea.”
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Okay, for one, we all know how loosely the term “friend” is used these days. Now she wants a REAL relationship after telling you she has a friend in Philly. She is not only clueless, but she sounds like she’s a dizzy broad. Yep, fuck purposes only for sure!!
Well I ALWAYS wait for a girl to ASK QUESTIONS.
And I think EVERY guy should wait for that.
Don’t tell her your last name.
Don’t tell her what music you like.
Don’t tell her who your friends are.
Don’t tell her how you like to spend your spare time.
WAIT UNTIL SHE ASKS.
You will be SHOCKED how women don’t give a SHIT about anything about “YOU”. All they ever seem to care about is how you “feel” about THEM… and what you can do for THEM.
PAY ATTENTION.
So you’ll notice that girls always start talking about ” a relationship” LONG before they even want to know ANYTHING about you.
Including your middle name.
So whenever a girl I haven’t known for long (or enjoyed LOTS of good , fun times with) starts talking about ” a REAL relationship”…. I always just smile and say…..
WHY WOULD YOU WANT “A RELATIONSHIP” WITH A GUY YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW!!
????
Then watch the expression on her face.
Then say: “You haven’t asked ANY details about me… including my middle name…. met my friends, known what I am like on an average Tuesday, spent any quiet time together that didn’t cost money, NOR did you make me an offer that I can’t refuse which would make you “SPECIAL”…..
So how can you possibly think a guy would want “a relationship” with you???
It’s quite astonishing actually.
.. but they will have NO problem expecting you to fly them to New York.
Women are insane.
Chris let me tell ya how much a bitch will lie, now I had this cute sexy lil chick over(19 soon 2 be 20)the other day. I asked her how old she was when she lost her virginity.
At first she said 18, then I gave her that “I don’t believe you” look”, and I said you been all the way thru high school and didn’t do anything till U were 18? She changed it up and said “I mean 17(she mentioned she graduated at 17), because my mom(single parent) was very strict on me. Come on now, how many chicks you knew have sneaked and had sex before 17, strict parents or no?!?! See, that’s what I meant about those “early signs”.
Oh I know how much a bitch will lie.
I grew up with and worked around MANY MANY MANY attractive women. It was like having 300 totally hot sisters.
And I know women so WELL, that I will just assume EVERYTHING that comes out of her mouth is complete bullshit.
Its the only way to “understand women”.
As soon as you KNOW that women are totally full of shit, you will not even CARE when she lost her virginity because IT DOESN’T MATTER. And you won’t even ASK questions like that because you know you are going to get a LIE.
What MATTERS is whether or not she is fucking YOU – NOW.
And that is something a girl can NOT lie about.
Yep, women are insane. Also, you’re right about the kinda questions women do or don’t ask on a first date. I had a dumbass do that with me. She started out yammering about what she do and other shit blah, blah, blah.
It seemed like a whole hour went by before she even says “so tell me about you?” I felt so drained I wanted to get the fuck away from her ass. Thatz what i call someone trying to market themselves, and convince you that she is such a “good catch”.
But in actuality she was showing me early how selfish she is, and how it’s all about her.
That’s true, I was just asking her that since she got on the subject. And Hell yeah fucking me is one thing she can’t lie about.
But I’ve come across a stupid bitch(not the same girl) that still lied, knowing she fucked a friend of mine, then she turns around and wants to get with me. Totally lies when asked if she did as if me and my homeboy don’t talk.
Just goes to show they will lie about anything.
Well.. ALWAYS remember….
YOU –>> are the catch.
Women will ALWAYS want (and expect) more from YOU… than you want from THEM. Especially women who you don’t know, or those who have made no effort for you to be interested in them for anything ELSE.
Many women haven’t got a CLUE as to how to make a man want them for anything ELSE.
That’s why they always play the vagina card.
That’s makes YOU “the catch”.
That’s what makes them inferior to us because the “vagina card” is all they have to rely on. Man, do you how many women would be angry at this conversation? At the truth being exposed on their asses?! LOL!!
Yes well that’s why they are not allowed here.
You know how women always say “men only want ONE thing”???
Well……
If a woman has a PROBLEM with a man who is only interested in ONE thing….. then just HOW MANY things should a man be interested in a woman he doesn’t even know??
• Should he want 1000 things from her???
• Should he only want 100 things??
• Or should he not want her for NOTHING at ALL?
Those are her other choices.
A woman should be DELIGHTED to meet a man who is only after her for “ONE THING”. And she should take it as a COMPLIMENT ->> instead of an INSULT.
And if she wants him to be interested in her for anything ELSE… it isn’t going to be up to HIM –>> ITS UP TO HER.
Well said, that “men only wanting one thing” is just some bullshit they come with to try to make you feel guilty for something that comes natural.
Many of them turn right around and say what they do or don’t do sexually by the time you get them to the bedroom. That’s some shit I personally don’t play. If a bitch start with that “I don’t do this or that” crap, I don’t get mad, upset, or plead with her. I simply just fuck and she don’t have to worry about me calling her ass from there. If she’s not willing to do what I say in the bedroom, then she ‘s probably a stubborn, resilient bitch on a daily basis.
Oh that’s an easy one.
When a woman starts with that “I don’t do this or that in the bedroom” nonsense…….
You just say….
“That’s ok sweety, I don’t do this or that OUTSIDE the bedroom”.
She will beg you for anal so fast it will make her toes curl.
LMFAO!!!! I never thought about that. You know what I gotta try that next time! LOL
Just ALWAYS turn the tables on her.
YOU WILL HAVE A BLAST with that shit…
and be AMAZED what happens.
Like in the case of this chick who thought I would be stupid enough to “fly her to New York”.
(jesus tap-dancing christ!)
SHE: “Oh I don’t do that in the bedroom”
ME: “That’s OK sugartits, I don’t fly women to New York when there are 5 million there already.”
LOLOL!! Hell yeah,and after she changes her tune & you finish up still don’t fly her ass to New York!!
EXACTLY.
I didn’t say “if she does this and that in the bedroom I WOULD fly her to New York.”….. that would make her a WHORE.
You can point that out to her too.
If she is stupid enough to think what she does (or doesn’t do)in the bedroom is enough to make a man want to fly her to New York – or get her anything except PROPERLY FUCKED – then dump that hooker immediately.
I would rather HIRE one who does EVERYTHING in the bedroom when I get to New York.
Know what I mean?
Yep, I know exactly what you mean. Truth be told the less you give or put out the better. It’s never good for a man pour himself out to a woman, she’ll never appreciate anyway. She’ll only expect more from you, while only giving you a piece of pussy in return.
Can you believe that there are some married guys who run their household on the same principles(weak).
He works like a dog, and she(with no job) spends his money. These guys better watch it. If you’re not up on game it’s easy for a bitch to make it seem like she’s doing you a favor when she’s getting a nut too.
Well, they certainly know how to use a dictionary and spell check before they post.
Personally I view sarcastic women very unattractive. Most women just try to be sarcastic because they think it’s cool. But they dont even know the correct definition of “sarcasm” :) I hate “sarcastic” women, they are pathetic and bring shame to us women.
Nobody gives a shit what you think.
You’re a woman…
I care what she thinks. I’m a woman. Might not seem like much but about 51% of people are women. Probably more since most men are too involved with killing each other.
What you say maybe true. But where there’s men killing each other, you best believe there’s a bitch behind it. Stirring up shit, lying, sleeping with friends, manipulating things to go how she wants it to go while turning these men against each other. You can’t tell me shit because I’ve seen it happen a many times throughout my life.
That’s why I know better than to trust any of you!
TO ALL THE MEN OUT THERE:
When it comes to these lying ass women, the best thing to do is to fuck em, then chuck em! Yeah GW, you probably like the fact that we’re out killing each other but that’s gonna change,baby. Men are starting to wise up and not fall for this feminist bullshit going on around us!
51%? Shut the fuck up. Your brains are in your ass. Did you personally take a National poll to come up with the 51% or did you do what women normally do and just make it up in a weak attempt to ‘make a point’? In either case; you receive an F-. Right, women are such peace keepers; a complete crock and myth. They start most fights between men, stupid wenches.
Oh, I got a better one…Why dont you do something productive with that mouth and wrap it around a Pu55!. Maybe then you WILL meet a girl who WILL like you running YOUR mouth (up and down). I am one sarcastic ass bytch, but I dont hate on men for not using their head the right way…Im grateful to MEN for giving us toys, to replace them! Now isnt there some irony in that?!
Why don’t you shut the fuck up, fuck off and find a story where a WOMAN did something like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyODSTlqqbo&feature=channel
You know WHY NO MAN EVER cheated on his wife….
After she saved his life with HER own kidney….
Then tried to take HER money and children away???????
Because menarebetterthanwomen.
Now take that toy and go fuck yourself.
Did you enjoy that video, Chris?
Marriage is a horrible institution.
Only a WOMAN would enjoy that story. Just turn on your television and watch “Desperate Housewives” fuck men over for everything they have (right down to their kidneys) is actually ENCOURAGED by women in American Television.
And that’s just ONE example.
AMERICUNT: “That’s Kevin. He’s got a big house, a Mercedes and a place in the Hamptons. Is he single? Wish me luck.”
When this happens to men, women will actually LAUGH because they were “TOO STUPID” to know NEVER to get married, NEVER live with a bitch…… just fuck her , towel off big Jim and the twins and get the fuck out of there.
But men who do it anyway don’t even COMPREHEND that women could be so calculating and cruel – IN ADVANCE… and with men they don’t even KNOW.
Then when the men (like DOCTORS) give their homes, their cars, their kidneys, their futures, their own children to the kind of woman who actually recommends that the children NEVER EVEN SEE THEIR FATHER……
…..you know what women do?????
They laugh.
Yes. Laugh.
“Ha ha, some woman must have really screwed you over. You should really learn to pick ‘em better. LOL. Not all women are like that, you know. See ya.”
Please.
Fuckin’ worthless whores.
Chris
What do you think should be done about these blandishments? Or, failing that, what can a man do to live his life best in the midst of all this ? As Son of the Suns would say, these issues are immensely important. The war in Iraq is partly a war between Western matriarchy and Islamic patriarchy to turn Islamic women into consumers. All thinking people know this. I am seriously thinking of leaving the Anglosphere for a more traditional culture where men are actually respected.
Interesting question(s).
••• What do you think should be done about these blandishments? •••
Point and laugh.
••• What can a man do to live his life best in the midst of all this ? •••
He should stop thinking that a woman in his life is a requirement to be “happy”. For starters, its’ completely untrue. And women will kill their own to make sure you don’t believe that.
EVEN CUNTS LIKE RAISA said:
“You need me. Married men live longer.”
Jesus Fucking Christ. A man would be better off being taken into the woods and shot painless in the back of the head.
Every man would have more money. He would have more choices. He would be BETTER OFF IN EVERY WAY. He gets what HE wants, he has time for himself, he can organize an original thought ….. which is never the case when women are around.
———————
GIRL ONE: “Hey you wanna be my boyfriend??
I’ll let you NOT bang other chicks and pay for everything!”
Awesome!!! Is she fucking kidding?
———————
GIRL TWO: “Why can’t I find a nice guy??
I have alot to offer!”
GUY: “Yeah, but part of your offer is I gotta buy you shit.”
———————
Let a woman in your life???
And your sabatical is through.
She’ll redecorate your home
From the Cellar to the dome…
Then go on to the enthralling fun of overhauling you.
Let a woman in your life???
And you invite eternal strife.
I’d be equally as willing
for a dentist to be drilling
Than to ever let a woman in my life.
Menarebetterthanwomen
The only irony in that is the metal plate in your head. Have your toys; you will not be missed in any manner of speaking. Using those toys is probably the most meaningful relationship you have ever been capable of in life. Frigid is not an admirable trait. Get counseling.
This website had me in stitches! Either your mother abused you as a child and left you fucked up in the head, or you have never had a girlfriend who demonstrated what a real woman should be. Whatever the case may be you have serious issues! Talking shit about women is entertaining but you wouldnt be able to run your mouth had a woman not given birth to you…..I agree that some women fit in your categories but putting that label on all of us makes you look ignorant. If men are so better than women then why dont you just be gay? That would solve all of your problems!! :)
Let’s go down the list:
Laughing at the supposed abuse of a child. Check.
Laughing at the supposed rejection of a human being by another. Check.
The “you wouldn’t exist” without women cry. Check.
Agreeing that women DO do these things. Check
Claim that the GENERALIZATION (which she herself just made) is to ALL women. Check
Gay. Check.
She did it in so few words as well. Simply amazing.
Theresa, how much do you weigh? How old are you?
• “mother abused you as a child and left you fucked up in the head”
NOTE: –>> IT’S NEVER THE •FATHER• WHO ABUSED AS A CHILD AND LEFT SOME KID FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD.
They always say it’s “the MOTHER”.
Now why would that be?
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Holy Christ fuck sake Chris. I NEVER noticed that until just now.
An admission methinks on their part.
well IN THIS CASE OBVIOUSLY it would have to be the mother, because if the father abused him why would he than hate women?? wouldnt he hate men instead?? DUH well done, where i come from theres a word for when you make a fool of youself. pied – look it up ;)
Oh honey…. this website is not about hating women.
Its not called “wehatewomen.com”
its not called “womensuck.com”
It’s called MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN.
Don’t believe it??
LOOK AROUND YA STUPID CUNT.
LOL Chris, pretty sure this website is about hating women. If not, then it sure is a hell of a lot of profanity to use on someone you mainly “dislike”.
Don’t believe me?
Look around ya stupid cunt
(I would have capitalized that for you but I don’t think this comment stream could handle any more of that)
Its not about “hating” you cunt. You’re just not wanted here or welcome.
So what do you cunts expect ????
A FUCKING HUG?
true, she did addmit that here the generalization is to all women, well of course, i mean look at the dumb ass comments , but that doesnt mean its true. and she wasnt laughing at child abuse you fucked up moron, she said the WEBSITE left her in stitches, and that HE must have been abused to write such crap. honestly you couldnt even put two and two together. so you clearly didnt read the comment properly or you would have understood what she meant. simply amazing, how old are YOU and how many inflatable girlfriends do you have at home?
You saying that “it doesn’t mean it’s true”…
DOES NOT MAKE IT FALSE.
Cute try though!
It is cute, isn’t it? The first creative thing I’ve heard you call a woman. Some may think it’s bland but we make exceptions for you.
When we want you’re opinion, we’ll give it to you.
Oh FFS these cunts are so predictable. I used to think women were truly mysterious creatures, but it turns out they are wired differently but once you figure it out they do the same shit the same way a dog will eat its own shit. you see it, you think “oh man thats discusting” but at the same time it’s only a fucking dog.
Well, your only a fucking cunt and i suppose i shouldn’t be upset with you.
Men in general are gifted with a little thing called foresight. He counts the steps to come in any event he happens to be present to and then almost instanty sees the sequece of events that are to unfold. So it may not have occured to you being a cunt and all, but perhaps Dick just saw (like an increasing number of men) the fact that women have gone way too fucking far and decided to do something about it. But instead being the creature that you are revert to this type of insult.
Go back and read the first comment on just about any of Dicks posts and you will see the same drivel that you have written here.
You probably shouldn’t be too upset. And Dick’s posts are a joke by the way.
What I think you really do need this point is some help. Seriously. Not being mean. You need an outlet.
I honestly think sarcasm is one of those things that just takes practice and for guys growing up, to not be able to use sarcasm and humour properly is seen as a badge of shame, and the ability to make people laugh is hugely attractive on a man, and as it turns out, on a woman too, but girls aren’t instilled with the importance of a good sense of humour. Once a woman starts raising her own standards and discovers the power of an awesome sense of humour, it just takes an astute ear and a bit of practice to make up for the lost years.