Women Are As Cold As An Ice Cold Beer

Women allegedly feel colder than men all the time because they have a higher surface to volume ratio and less muscle density. That’s a nice way of saying that they have a higher body fat percentage. And that’s a nice way of saying that women are fatter than men. That much is obviously true. Being skinny is a thing and men are better than women at all things. What next? Is the sky blue? Yep.

That seems to be one of the reasons that Curves: The Women’s Gym is taking off like a house fire. Actually, Curves is only successful because it is run by a man: Robbie Allan. If Curves was a gym for women and run by women, it would be about as successful as “lesbians” raising a child.

The real truth of these cold fronts are that women are scientifically engineered to constantly bitch.

You can check out the scientific explanation for the above here, but only if you’re a man. The site doesn’t forbid women like this one does, but it might as well because it doesn’t take a lot of extra time explaining simple things. Simple everyday things like words and points that men understand instantly without even thinking about it.

When you prove something to a woman, you need make sure that any point you have to make can also be made in the form of crayons on construction paper. If it can’t, then you’re speaking Greek to her. And if she is Greek then you’re speaking Pig Latin.

Women can’t speak or understand Pig Latin for the life of them. No one knows why, but I have a pretty good hunch. Just remember that next time you need to get a secret message past a woman, say it in Pig Latin. To her it just sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown.

Women are colder than men because they’re fat and love to complain. They are pretty much engineered to complain. That’s why they have periods.

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Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 16:01:07 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Dick Masterson=Dildo wearing a Groucho mask! http://www.maleenhancement.org/

Comment by D-Money
2010-02-28 02:28:08 - IP Man-Hash: b20e4f60bda2c

oh wow a dick joke. you bitches sure are original.

 
 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 14:32:35 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Hahahahahahahahaha!!! You’re right!!! I do have empty-pants!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!! I’m right, too, YOU have empty-pants!!!vHahahahahahahahaha!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!!

Comment by Chris
2009-10-01 14:34:04 - IP Man-Hash: 0211d7d96e1c0

And you have an empty head too.

Just slip three fingers in your empty pussy and 2 in your ass and you will feel better.

Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 14:37:05 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Hahahahahahahaha!!! You can’t tell me I’m stupid!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Why don’t you give Watcher a good old fashion reach around. I think he’d like it!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Comment by Chris
2009-10-01 14:42:00 - IP Man-Hash: 0211d7d96e1c0

A man can tell you anything he wants.
It’s a mistake to think otherwise.

There is zero consiquence is telling a woman anything.

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Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 14:45:07 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

“There is zero consequence IN telling a woman anything.” Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Talk away, bitch, who cares?!?! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Banderman
2009-08-23 06:01:24 - IP Man-Hash: bd4f7d0a3a68e

Why do women believe it’s ‘cool’ to be a bitch? That is so stupid. It would be akin to a man believing it’s ‘cool’ to be a prick. Well, after reading some of the posts by some of these pop tarts that believe they are ‘real women’, it might be worth considering in the future.

Comment by studioline
2009-08-23 06:22:30 - IP Man-Hash: eb5967e939d2f

Women fuck themself up. They do not have anything of a value to offer to men and even if they did, it’s not “cool” among women to provide anything to men, so before a man calls a woman a bitch, she says it faster “im a bitch” as if it’s a good thing. Really pathetic.

 
 
Comment by malpaso
2008-09-27 23:57:56 - IP Man-Hash: 07bd1001ddfdd

talkin about a cold hearted cunt…i went out on 1 date with this bitch, an all seemed fine…..just a kiss goodnite. so she tells me, the next date she wants to stop by my place. i said cool, i bought a few things for the evening together, snacks drinks etc. and figured we chill out, see what happens…..well, she gets to my place, says she has to pee, goes into the bathroom, gets her self locked in, (i had to open it with screwdriver outside, real genius) starts drinking all my beer, asks me how much i had payed for the place. i have a duplex, im recently divorced, worked nite and day to get myself on my feet again, i have to listen to this…”i wouldnt give you 10 bucks for it” all the while stuffin her fat face with my food and drink. i had enuff. i stopped her. told her please leave…….she said, arent you gonna drive me home? i said if your feet are a strong as your mouth, youll get there in record time. by the way…it was raining that nite……

 
Comment by Bitchy
2008-07-26 14:50:14 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

My dad is always cold, I am always comfortable… I see no problem here ever, never has this been one. I guess complaining is universal and goes both ways. It requires you to be angry, judgmental, or bickering, do not deny you do this or you cannot read, and of course that isn’t happening.

Actually quick though and deep thought are 2 different arenas. The longer the more results come to mind.

Comment by Bitchy
2008-07-26 14:50:47 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

* thought

Comment by James Costello
2009-07-08 19:19:10 - IP Man-Hash: 8a50f92579af0

Woman, you wouldn’t understand thought if your life depended on it. Also, this site is (clearly) not for you.

 
 
 
Comment by CockHudson
2008-06-28 04:30:44 - IP Man-Hash: 60a00481cffb7

You bitch’s can say what you want .
But it’s all true.

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-26 10:42:00 - IP Man-Hash: 704442c4e98b2

Most stupid article i’ve ever read.

 
Comment by Geeza
2007-11-26 15:38:46 - IP Man-Hash: 73e95b7f8f664

*~*Girly girl*~* said:

Hate to burst YOUR bubble Doubt……………You’re still a LOON!

P*S* the only goods I receive from sex is me shouting my hubby’s name and my toes curling from the orgasm he gave me…..mmmmm… that’s all I need!!!!!~*

OK, weird boy.

Please do not advertise your husbands underage sex exploits here. Its disgusting and against the law. You need counselling.

 
Comment by *~*Girly girl*~*
2007-11-26 12:17:43 - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659

I’m lovable! xoxoxox…………….LOON.

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-11-26 12:13:27 - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05

You didn’t strike a nerve, you are just unlikable.

 
Comment by *~*Girly girl*~*
2007-11-26 11:58:07 - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659

And anyways, I’m not western, I’m Midwestern.

Got it, Mr. Doubty pants….

=0* that is your face when I call you a LOON!!!

 
Comment by *~*Girly girl*~*
2007-11-26 11:50:41 - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659

Doubt said:

Right. Given the honesty of girls on this site, I find that you’re a lying bitch.
You need to have a mind to blow it – and, by the way, you’re a little bitch who doesn’t know when to shut her lips.
Mmmm… Go jack off then, bitch! What the fuck are you doing here?
Christ, little bitch. Remember that the male orgasm is all that’s needed for sex – your bread-crumbs falling from the table are just a side effect.
PS
You are a slut. The only thing a woman shouts during orgasm is ‘God.’ You’re a lying little whore and a cockmongling bitch.
I reiterate: Never, never marry a western woman. There are some who have staked out a living for themselves and have built up a persona, but they are few and far between. You’re far better off just partnering with several live-in girlfriends – and then, after 5 years or so, choosing a partner to settle down with.
At least 1 year is the prerequisite before either partner should even utter a word about long-term commitment. Luckily, there are many girls out there, so if one is stupid or crazy, move on to the next fat-titted slut.

WOW!!!! I struck a nerve. This is fun….;)

P*S* YOU ARE A FREAKEN WEIRDO.

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-11-26 11:40:14 - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05

Right. Given the honesty of girls on this site, I find that you’re a lying bitch.
You need to have a mind to blow it – and, by the way, you’re a little bitch who doesn’t know when to shut her lips.
Mmmm… Go jack off then, bitch! What the fuck are you doing here?
Christ, little bitch. Remember that the male orgasm is all that’s needed for sex – your bread-crumbs falling from the table are just a side effect.
PS
You are a slut. The only thing a woman shouts during orgasm is ‘God.’ You’re a lying little whore and a cockmongling bitch.
I reiterate: Never, never marry a western woman. There are some who have staked out a living for themselves and have built up a persona, but they are few and far between. You’re far better off just partnering with several live-in girlfriends – and then, after 5 years or so, choosing a partner to settle down with.
At least 1 year is the prerequisite before either partner should even utter a word about long-term commitment. Luckily, there are many girls out there, so if one is stupid or crazy, move on to the next fat-titted slut.

 
Comment by *~*Girly girl*~*
2007-11-26 11:11:07 - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659

Hate to burst YOUR bubble Doubt……………You’re still a LOON!

P*S* the only goods I receive from sex is me shouting my hubby’s name and my toes curling from the orgasm he gave me…..mmmmm… that’s all I need!!!!!~*

OK, weird boy.

Comment by thetruth
2009-02-20 12:03:16 - IP Man-Hash: 9228d2368d2e9

so how long until you plan to put your plan to royally fuck his life over into effect. hmmmm bitch? you were probably surfing the net on his computer to buy shit you don’t need with his credit card. fuck you.

 
 
Comment by Doubt
2007-11-26 10:56:38 - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05

You put a dash in the words when you write them.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but it’s difficult to TYPE pig-latin when you don’t even understand how to write. A twenty-something girl with the brain of a 5-year-old. A shame, really.
Never quite grew out of that crying and demanding stage, either. I suppose we write off such immaturity as just a girl being girly. However, past puberty and into middle adulthood, such behavior belies a life of prostitution – sex for goods.
And somehow these stupid sluts connect their attention source with pleasure.

 
Comment by *~*Girly girl*~*
2007-11-26 10:42:19 - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659

Dick said *~ Women can’t speak or understand Pig Latin for the life of them. No one knows why, but I have a pretty good hunch. Just remember that next time you need to get a secret message past a woman, say it in Pig Latin. To her it just sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown.*~

Uckfay offway Illdobay*~

P*S* Yes, I LOVE the color PINK!xoxoxox

 
Comment by Clair
2007-11-26 10:26:22 - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6

Billy said:

Oh yeah that’s intelligent, you acting like a pig.
Nothing new here. Most every women acts like a pig at some point in their pathetic wittle lives.

Stupid girl – Pink

And men don’t?

 
Comment by Billy
2007-11-26 10:23:24 - IP Man-Hash: 58f66b0866fa9

Oh yeah that’s intelligent, you acting like a pig.
Nothing new here. Most every women acts like a pig at some point in their pathetic wittle lives.

Stupid girl – Pink

 
Comment by *~*Girly girl*~*
2007-11-26 07:59:30 - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659

Ouyaay oofygay astardbay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by womenrshit
2009-02-20 12:05:35 - IP Man-Hash: 9228d2368d2e9

did you spend like three hours on the internet figuring out how to use pig latin to write this? im sure you did.

 
 
Comment by *~*Girly girl*~*
2007-11-26 07:51:27 - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659

Uckfay Ouyay Ickday!!!!!