Women Are As Cold As An Ice Cold Beer
Women allegedly feel colder than men all the time because they have a higher surface to volume ratio and less muscle density. That’s a nice way of saying that they have a higher body fat percentage. And that’s a nice way of saying that women are fatter than men. That much is obviously true. Being skinny is a thing and men are better than women at all things. What next? Is the sky blue? Yep.
That seems to be one of the reasons that Curves: The Women’s Gym is taking off like a house fire. Actually, Curves is only successful because it is run by a man: Robbie Allan. If Curves was a gym for women and run by women, it would be about as successful as “lesbians” raising a child.
The real truth of these cold fronts are that women are scientifically engineered to constantly bitch.
You can check out the scientific explanation for the above here, but only if you’re a man. The site doesn’t forbid women like this one does, but it might as well because it doesn’t take a lot of extra time explaining simple things. Simple everyday things like words and points that men understand instantly without even thinking about it.
When you prove something to a woman, you need make sure that any point you have to make can also be made in the form of crayons on construction paper. If it can’t, then you’re speaking Greek to her. And if she is Greek then you’re speaking Pig Latin.
Women can’t speak or understand Pig Latin for the life of them. No one knows why, but I have a pretty good hunch. Just remember that next time you need to get a secret message past a woman, say it in Pig Latin. To her it just sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown.
Women are colder than men because they’re fat and love to complain. They are pretty much engineered to complain. That’s why they have periods.
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April 1st, 2007 at 11:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Quite.
May 27th, 2007 at 10:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 45a323ff28db9
Says it all. Doesn’t it?
DAH DUM! OMG - Noooo! You ladies think we should all have been - ABORTED? AHAAHHAHAHA.
Not only do i totally agree with that, i believe that about 80% of the people i see and deal with every day should have. LOL abortions. If it were up to me, every single woman would not only be legally able to have an abortion, but i’d chip in to pay for it too. Who needs another gardener or clerk? Fuck the pro-lifers, those assholes wont chip in dime one to pay for the mistake cause somebody got lucky enough to get laid that night.
The only problem with war (retroactive abortion?) is that it usually kills the wrong people. Look at the guys in Iraq dying now - the bravest, the strongest, the smartest, the most to offer society. You never see the asshole at work or the motherfucking sociopath that stole your wife out there getting (deservedly) blown up by an IED - its only the BEST GUYS who die! As a result, lets even the score some and just abort everybody who the mother even suspects might not be wanted. Kill the deserving!
May 27th, 2007 at 10:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 45a323ff28db9
How do you like them apples?
May 27th, 2007 at 11:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 45a323ff28db9
I stand by what i said. C’mon bishes, aren’t you gonna cry about it? If you do, you might change my mind. If not, i must be right.
May 29th, 2007 at 3:03 am - IP Man-Hash: d8f92aef8a49e
You need to make up your mind.
One moment you tell women to “fuck off” the next moment you are begging them to “cry about what you said”…
You either want women here or you don’t.
May 29th, 2007 at 7:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: a195d2c8d4a47
To answer your question, NO we don’t.
First of all, he was taunting all the female lurkers here. Just because he posted it, it doesn’t mean any chick has license to post.
Second, Herr Himmler might have been drinking when he posted and was just carried away by the moment. That’s OK. All men can be forgiven for all minor transgressions by all other men when they drink because drinking is a manly art.
November 26th, 2007 at 7:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659
Uckfay Ouyay Ickday!!!!!
November 26th, 2007 at 7:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659
Ouyaay oofygay astardbay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 26th, 2007 at 10:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 58f66b0866fa9
Oh yeah that’s intelligent, you acting like a pig.
Nothing new here. Most every women acts like a pig at some point in their pathetic wittle lives.
Stupid girl - Pink
November 26th, 2007 at 10:26 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
And men don’t?
November 26th, 2007 at 10:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659
Dick said *~ Women can’t speak or understand Pig Latin for the life of them. No one knows why, but I have a pretty good hunch. Just remember that next time you need to get a secret message past a woman, say it in Pig Latin. To her it just sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown.*~
Uckfay offway Illdobay*~
P*S* Yes, I LOVE the color PINK!xoxoxox
November 26th, 2007 at 10:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
You put a dash in the words when you write them.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but it’s difficult to TYPE pig-latin when you don’t even understand how to write. A twenty-something girl with the brain of a 5-year-old. A shame, really.
Never quite grew out of that crying and demanding stage, either. I suppose we write off such immaturity as just a girl being girly. However, past puberty and into middle adulthood, such behavior belies a life of prostitution - sex for goods.
And somehow these stupid sluts connect their attention source with pleasure.
November 26th, 2007 at 11:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659
Hate to burst YOUR bubble Doubt……………You’re still a LOON!
P*S* the only goods I receive from sex is me shouting my hubby’s name and my toes curling from the orgasm he gave me…..mmmmm… that’s all I need!!!!!~*
OK, weird boy.
November 26th, 2007 at 11:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Right. Given the honesty of girls on this site, I find that you’re a lying bitch.
You need to have a mind to blow it - and, by the way, you’re a little bitch who doesn’t know when to shut her lips.
Mmmm… Go jack off then, bitch! What the fuck are you doing here?
Christ, little bitch. Remember that the male orgasm is all that’s needed for sex - your bread-crumbs falling from the table are just a side effect.
PS
You are a slut. The only thing a woman shouts during orgasm is ‘God.’ You’re a lying little whore and a cockmongling bitch.
I reiterate: Never, never marry a western woman. There are some who have staked out a living for themselves and have built up a persona, but they are few and far between. You’re far better off just partnering with several live-in girlfriends - and then, after 5 years or so, choosing a partner to settle down with.
At least 1 year is the prerequisite before either partner should even utter a word about long-term commitment. Luckily, there are many girls out there, so if one is stupid or crazy, move on to the next fat-titted slut.
November 26th, 2007 at 11:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659
WOW!!!! I struck a nerve. This is fun….;)
P*S* YOU ARE A FREAKEN WEIRDO.
November 26th, 2007 at 11:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659
And anyways, I’m not western, I’m Midwestern.
Got it, Mr. Doubty pants….
=0* that is your face when I call you a LOON!!!
November 26th, 2007 at 12:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
You didn’t strike a nerve, you are just unlikable.
November 26th, 2007 at 12:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659
I’m lovable! xoxoxox…………….LOON.
November 26th, 2007 at 3:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73e95b7f8f664
Please do not advertise your husbands underage sex exploits here. Its disgusting and against the law. You need counselling.
January 26th, 2008 at 10:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 704442c4e98b2
Most stupid article i’ve ever read.