Women Are As Cold As An Ice Cold Beer
Women allegedly feel colder than men all the time because they have a higher surface to volume ratio and less muscle density. That’s a nice way of saying that they have a higher body fat percentage. And that’s a nice way of saying that women are fatter than men. That much is obviously true. Being skinny is a thing and men are better than women at all things. What next? Is the sky blue? Yep.
That seems to be one of the reasons that Curves: The Women’s Gym is taking off like a house fire. Actually, Curves is only successful because it is run by a man: Robbie Allan. If Curves was a gym for women and run by women, it would be about as successful as “lesbians” raising a child.
The real truth of these cold fronts are that women are scientifically engineered to constantly bitch.
You can check out the scientific explanation for the above here, but only if you’re a man. The site doesn’t forbid women like this one does, but it might as well because it doesn’t take a lot of extra time explaining simple things. Simple everyday things like words and points that men understand instantly without even thinking about it.
When you prove something to a woman, you need make sure that any point you have to make can also be made in the form of crayons on construction paper. If it can’t, then you’re speaking Greek to her. And if she is Greek then you’re speaking Pig Latin.
Women can’t speak or understand Pig Latin for the life of them. No one knows why, but I have a pretty good hunch. Just remember that next time you need to get a secret message past a woman, say it in Pig Latin. To her it just sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown.
Women are colder than men because they’re fat and love to complain. They are pretty much engineered to complain. That’s why they have periods.
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oh wow a dick joke. you bitches sure are original.
Hahahahahahahahaha!!! You’re right!!! I do have empty-pants!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!! I’m right, too, YOU have empty-pants!!!vHahahahahahahahaha!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!!
And you have an empty head too.
Just slip three fingers in your empty pussy and 2 in your ass and you will feel better.
Hahahahahahahaha!!! You can’t tell me I’m stupid!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Why don’t you give Watcher a good old fashion reach around. I think he’d like it!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!
A man can tell you anything he wants.
It’s a mistake to think otherwise.
There is zero consiquence is telling a woman anything.
“There is zero consequence IN telling a woman anything.” Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Talk away, bitch, who cares?!?! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
Why do women believe it’s ‘cool’ to be a bitch? That is so stupid. It would be akin to a man believing it’s ‘cool’ to be a prick. Well, after reading some of the posts by some of these pop tarts that believe they are ‘real women’, it might be worth considering in the future.
Women fuck themself up. They do not have anything of a value to offer to men and even if they did, it’s not “cool” among women to provide anything to men, so before a man calls a woman a bitch, she says it faster “im a bitch” as if it’s a good thing. Really pathetic.
talkin about a cold hearted cunt…i went out on 1 date with this bitch, an all seemed fine…..just a kiss goodnite. so she tells me, the next date she wants to stop by my place. i said cool, i bought a few things for the evening together, snacks drinks etc. and figured we chill out, see what happens…..well, she gets to my place, says she has to pee, goes into the bathroom, gets her self locked in, (i had to open it with screwdriver outside, real genius) starts drinking all my beer, asks me how much i had payed for the place. i have a duplex, im recently divorced, worked nite and day to get myself on my feet again, i have to listen to this…”i wouldnt give you 10 bucks for it” all the while stuffin her fat face with my food and drink. i had enuff. i stopped her. told her please leave…….she said, arent you gonna drive me home? i said if your feet are a strong as your mouth, youll get there in record time. by the way…it was raining that nite……
My dad is always cold, I am always comfortable… I see no problem here ever, never has this been one. I guess complaining is universal and goes both ways. It requires you to be angry, judgmental, or bickering, do not deny you do this or you cannot read, and of course that isn’t happening.
Actually quick though and deep thought are 2 different arenas. The longer the more results come to mind.
* thought
Woman, you wouldn’t understand thought if your life depended on it. Also, this site is (clearly) not for you.
You bitch’s can say what you want .
But it’s all true.
Most stupid article i’ve ever read.
Please do not advertise your husbands underage sex exploits here. Its disgusting and against the law. You need counselling.
I’m lovable! xoxoxox…………….LOON.
You didn’t strike a nerve, you are just unlikable.
And anyways, I’m not western, I’m Midwestern.
Got it, Mr. Doubty pants….
=0* that is your face when I call you a LOON!!!
WOW!!!! I struck a nerve. This is fun….;)
P*S* YOU ARE A FREAKEN WEIRDO.
Right. Given the honesty of girls on this site, I find that you’re a lying bitch.
You need to have a mind to blow it – and, by the way, you’re a little bitch who doesn’t know when to shut her lips.
Mmmm… Go jack off then, bitch! What the fuck are you doing here?
Christ, little bitch. Remember that the male orgasm is all that’s needed for sex – your bread-crumbs falling from the table are just a side effect.
PS
You are a slut. The only thing a woman shouts during orgasm is ‘God.’ You’re a lying little whore and a cockmongling bitch.
I reiterate: Never, never marry a western woman. There are some who have staked out a living for themselves and have built up a persona, but they are few and far between. You’re far better off just partnering with several live-in girlfriends – and then, after 5 years or so, choosing a partner to settle down with.
At least 1 year is the prerequisite before either partner should even utter a word about long-term commitment. Luckily, there are many girls out there, so if one is stupid or crazy, move on to the next fat-titted slut.
Hate to burst YOUR bubble Doubt……………You’re still a LOON!
P*S* the only goods I receive from sex is me shouting my hubby’s name and my toes curling from the orgasm he gave me…..mmmmm… that’s all I need!!!!!~*
OK, weird boy.
so how long until you plan to put your plan to royally fuck his life over into effect. hmmmm bitch? you were probably surfing the net on his computer to buy shit you don’t need with his credit card. fuck you.
You put a dash in the words when you write them.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but it’s difficult to TYPE pig-latin when you don’t even understand how to write. A twenty-something girl with the brain of a 5-year-old. A shame, really.
Never quite grew out of that crying and demanding stage, either. I suppose we write off such immaturity as just a girl being girly. However, past puberty and into middle adulthood, such behavior belies a life of prostitution – sex for goods.
And somehow these stupid sluts connect their attention source with pleasure.
Dick said *~ Women can’t speak or understand Pig Latin for the life of them. No one knows why, but I have a pretty good hunch. Just remember that next time you need to get a secret message past a woman, say it in Pig Latin. To her it just sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown.*~
Uckfay offway Illdobay*~
P*S* Yes, I LOVE the color PINK!xoxoxox
And men don’t?
Oh yeah that’s intelligent, you acting like a pig.
Nothing new here. Most every women acts like a pig at some point in their pathetic wittle lives.
Stupid girl – Pink
Ouyaay oofygay astardbay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
did you spend like three hours on the internet figuring out how to use pig latin to write this? im sure you did.
Uckfay Ouyay Ickday!!!!!