Give a Moose a Muffin, Women are Inconsiderate

Men are so much more considerate than women that it makes me want to start spitting all over the place. I’m a man though, so before I act, I think. I don’t just do whatever I feel like doing. In this case, I ask myself, “Hey is someone going to have to clean that up.” And if the answer is yes, I don’t do it — unless it’s going to be really funny. Then that person will probably understand.

That’s why men don’t ask for directions; because giving directions is a huge pain in the ass. You have to stop and try to remember what you’re thinking about for later and then walk some jackass down the street in your mind. Women don’t know how much of a pain in the ass it is because no one on Earth has ever asked a woman for directions. What would be the point of that? It would be like punching a valet in the stomach as you handed your keys over. In other words: stupid.

Men also don’t like inconveniencing other men by asking them to move all their shit from one apartment to another. Again, women have no idea how inconvenient it is to move someone’s shit because their idea of moving is to wear a baseball cap for a day and pretend that that makes them not a bitch. Not even Frosty’s hat could do that.

When a woman tries to be considerate, or nice, what she does is something that she wants to do, and then prepares a torrent of terrible fury for when she is not honored like a war hero for doing it.

“Oh you tidied up the blank, did you? Great. So I guess everything is now permanently lost. How wonderful it is that you did that.”

Except you’d better not say that with any kind of sarcasm or you’re fucked. Man’s greatest crime is consistently stating the obvious. It doesn’t matter that it doesn’t make any kind of sense without sarcasm. Women barely know the meaning of words anyway. That’s why they never make any sense themselves.

A guy asking women for directions would be a good late night talk show bit actually. One of those bits where everyone laughs at how outlandish and absurd of an answer someone can give when they legitimately have no fucking clue what they’re talking about. That’s women alright — as well as rude and crass and selfish.

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Comment by :D
2010-05-28 00:28:00 - IP Man-Hash: 3af02a5f15cfe

Woah boy look out! Someone’s going through manstruation!

 
Comment by Eartha Kitt
2010-05-17 12:32:49 - IP Man-Hash: 35f9371a33957

go eat dick, cunts!! If you cannot discuss issues maturely then you’d best fuck the fuck off and die in a rotten cesspit. Arseholes! :D

Comment by Aj7
2010-05-17 14:51:01 - IP Man-Hash: 03212a7ceaab5

Dumb cunt.

 
 
Comment by kick the bitch ass
2010-04-05 11:21:01 - IP Man-Hash: 529c4ce561f84

A man should not depend on a wimmin for anything.As for as possible
avoid depending on the wimmin except the basics.

Depending on a wimmin makes a man vulnerable to wimmin’s manipulation & control………

gives a wimmin enough room to manipulate & control a man to her advantage.

So guys………………

BOTTOMLINE………..except for sex, babies & making sammiches don’t
depend on a wimmin for anything else….if you want mental peace &
sanity.

MOOT POINT: Never depend on wimmin to bring home the bacon…

 
Comment by Hill
2010-02-12 16:06:17 - IP Man-Hash: e34a32254e5ff

Women have much to deal with in our modern times. We are to be educated, sexy, bare children, raise children, have our careers, keep up the house, not gain too much weight, get judged by our appearance, and if God forbid if we age! Why are women overly sexual? Check out the society we live in! Sexy women are glorified, not June Cleaver. No wonder young girls are sexual and could care less about cooking and cleaning. Not all women use men for money. The ones who do can’t care for themselves and I pity them as well.

Comment by Watcher
2010-02-12 16:52:18 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

What a load of crap.

 
 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 15:58:57 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Dick Masterson=Dildo wearing a Groucho mask! http://www.maleenhancement.org/

 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 14:31:28 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Hahahahahahahahaha!!! You’re right!!! I do have empty-pants!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!! I’m right, too, YOU have empty-pants!!!vHahahahahahahahaha!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!!

 
Comment by Banderman
2009-08-23 02:30:12 - IP Man-Hash: bd4f7d0a3a68e

Women are not only grossly inconsiderate most of the time, they are rabid hypocrites. They spend most of their time ‘judging and demonizing men’ instead of having the smarts and class to realize this kind of behavior is highly dysfunctional, arrogant, and assumptive of the fallacy they are completely 100% perfect and now have the time and energy to ‘fix men’ to their liking. How dare they? Who died and left them boss of us? 21st century man needs to man up, and take back the night. Allowing women to order us around like man servants, give us ‘honey do’ lists all while they complain we ‘don’t do enough’ around the house is simply confusion which then leads to manipulation. If one can confuse, one then manipulates. Let’s see a show of hands from men that agree most women are manipulative wenches? Comments on this gig by women prove my point. They don’t attack the subject matter, they attack the man’s bodily parts. (i.e. (‘kick him in the balls if he had any’) These women should just go to the surgeon and have a penis implanted and call themselves a man. According to women, that is all it takes to be a ‘man’. Do yourself a little experiment, get into an argument with a ‘modern American woman (ugh, and I use the term ‘woman’ very lightly) and see how long it takes her to make fun of you directly or your penis. That is the full frontal attack mode for these pop tarts. They must be such unfeeling wenches that this must be his vulnerable spot. Maybe we should reciprocate and start making fun of her too large or too small boobs, her over sized vagina, or her fat ass. Unless women are rabid hypocrites, they would just take it in stride. She’ll probably call a cop. (singing) American woman – stay away from me….

 
Comment by thisisstupid
2008-09-07 20:34:34 - IP Man-Hash: 3a62a6072de9d

I LIKE muffins. And I DO say thank you to those whom will give me a blueberry or chocolate muffin, thank you very much! AND I DO THANK THE PARENTS THAT BUY ME CHIPS-AHOY, AND THE VERY MILK TO DIP IT IN, FUCKFACE!

Comment by Enigmers
2008-10-24 21:28:29 - IP Man-Hash: 28ff0e685a87d

This was the strangest comment I’ve ever seen. Who are you calling a fuck-face, exactly? And why are you so aggressive over such a wonderful topic: milk and cookies?

 
 
Comment by Elise
2008-08-30 04:18:12 - IP Man-Hash: eedecb175a7a8

Dick, your the biggest fucking wanker in the world.
I would kickyou in the balls if you had any.

Comment by Solid Man
2008-10-20 07:50:12 - IP Man-Hash: bc294de4079f5

Shut your hole and get the fuck out.

Or get your tits out, put a photo on here then get the fuck out.

Dumb bitch probably needs directions for where ‘out’ is though.

Comment by Chris
2008-10-24 22:50:08 - IP Man-Hash: 2f36934ac1d84

Post of the week.

Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 15:59:58 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Chris=Mr. Empty-pants

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Comment by The End
2009-06-15 16:19:43 - IP Man-Hash: 43ba86f117248

That’s a woman for you, straight to violence. Truth hurts hon. Serves you right for not listening to stay the hell out of here too.

 
 
Comment by bettermannow
2008-08-24 06:40:27 - IP Man-Hash: cf45e9091597a

This is a very interesting topic. Harvard psychologist Steven Pinker, among others, actually claims that males exhibit greater concern for the community, while women exhibit greater concern for their immediate biological circle (children, etc). However, with more women getting married later in life (or not at all, heh!) and having children at a later age, I think this is changing.

Until a woman gets married in our culture, she often has no one to worry about but herself. This means that when she gets married at age 35, she has probably spent 35 years in a fairly self-centered mindset. By the time she has a child between the ages of 35 – 37, she has had very little practice worrying about anyone besides herself. Her brain is still programmed to believe that she is the most important person in the universe. It is my belief (based on the evidence I’ve seen), that the natural female empathy towards the immediate biological circle has drastically diminished, and will continue to do so. I present two causes for this: 1) Second-and-third wave feminist ideology, and 2) The fact that women, particularly urban women, are getting married and having families at later and later ages.

Quite simply, today’s women have very little practice worrying about anyone but themselves. They are never given messages that they might have to sacrifice themselves for the greater good, as men are when they’re forced to register for the draft when they turn 18. Unlike most men, who work hard so that one day they may become financially stable enough to support a family, women work hard for their own ‘personal achievement,’ knowing that most likely they will never have to take on the role as sole breadwinner.

Men often wonder why so many women are willing to use their own children as weapons in a divorce. Well, today’s women have absolutely no training in thinking about how their actions affect others. This includes their own children. In light of this, a more logical question to ask would be, ‘How come ALL women don’t do this?’

Women lack what some refer to as the ‘fairness’ or ‘justice’ gene. Their brains, from an evolutionary standpoint, are unable to view the world in altruistic terms. This is because women have never had any training in worrying about the community as a whole. They have never been forced to sacrifice anything for the greater good.

Most women have never heard of Steven Pinker – because he actually writes real books, not the pathetic fluff found in self-help sections. Pity. You can’t even find a woman smart enough to argue with. Nonetheless, I recommend Pinker, specifically ‘The Blank Slate,â€? to the men here. You might not agree with him, but it’s good man-brain exercise.

Comment by Muzalon
2008-08-24 07:42:06 - IP Man-Hash: 7ef64dc45ee81

A great post. As is widely known, I believe these appalling attitudes are fostered by puritanical Anglo culture, which sets women on pedestals, allowing them rights without equivalent responsibilities.

I think this enormous selfishness among young Anglo-American women could be broken with a spell of National Service, where the Entitlement Princesses would work in a hospital for a year or two, to inculcate a sense of social responsibility.

 
Comment by Watcher
2009-08-31 18:44:06 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Excellent post.

 
Comment by Skandal
2009-08-31 18:57:06 - IP Man-Hash: 301ff38ad88b9

Agreed, that was a damn good post. Good job and thanks “bettermannow”!!

 
Comment by Watcher
2009-08-31 19:03:47 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

THIS is what this site should be like

 
Comment by Watcher
2009-08-31 19:29:44 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

The thing is, at least in the work place, men don’t hold women responsible. I am not sure if it has been your experience, but in the places I have worked if a man fucks up the other members of the team cuss him. Directly, cruelly and for as long as it makes anybody listening laugh. Men poke fun at other men when they fuck up. Because of this men deliberately try NOT to screw up. Fuck up at work and for days you will have to put up with your mates saying:

“Duh… Which button do I press?”.

“Paul, don’t come near my desk as you’re a walking cluster-fuck – I fear you.”

“Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.”

Yet when a woman screws up, the men on the team fix it, quickly and quietly and make her feel better by making excuses for her saying such things as:

“Everybody makes mistakes.”

“Happened to me once.”

“No harm done, don’t sweat it.”

Perhaps if men started to hold women to account they would become more responsible.

[Of course I know at least one reason why this situation is, and will never change. It's got something to do with, if you call a woman a chronic retard constantly for 3 days she is unlikely to want to sleep with you. No matter how funny your barbs, jibes and insults]

Comment by Skandal
2009-08-31 20:14:41 - IP Man-Hash: 301ff38ad88b9

OH MY GOD!!! HELL FUCKING YEAH!!! You know what, I never thought about it, but that is so true! I can’t lie I’m guilty of that shit myself. Like when a chick fucked up some shit on the job, she helds her head down and I said “Oh it’s no big deal”, and “It’s nothing that can’t be fixed”. But if I had made the same mistake I would be the laughing stock of the work center for little while, which I would probably be laughing with everyone else. But a chick wouldn’t laugh with everyone else, instead her feelings would be hurt. We be feeling sorry for these bitches too much.

 
 
 
Comment by lauren
2008-07-22 15:20:50 - IP Man-Hash: 0fff566421c06

Quote Toohot4uboys:

“I’d fuck a homeless bum before I’d fuck you Dick. If you were the last man on earth I would be considerate enough to fuck you. Then, of course, I would murder you and leave you for the bugs and birds.

P.S
You are nothing but a money hungry attention whore.”

I hate chicks like this. I came on here, because about a week ago, I had some really interesting conversation. Men aren’t animals, and they deserve to be treated a lot better than they are. Any woman coming on here and making comments like that just makes me look bad (As I am a woman) This bitch would fuck a homeless bum if you waved the right amount of money in front of her. Like most women, only concerned about what they can get out of EVERY situation. I guess my point of being on here is that maybe I can prove that all of us are not like her. Im not saying that women are better than men (Because they’re not) but if that is what it is to be a woman, than I am certainly not. I must be my own freak species.

It’s funny how many women come on this site with their guns a’blazin… God forbid men start having the same generalizations about women that women have had about men (If I had a dollar for every time I heard a woman say “All men are liars, cheaters, bastards, dogs… insert expletive” I could make Bill Gates look like a fuckin’ pauper!) Even more funny is the guys that defend women. Seriously, pull your balls out of the mason jar under the sink, and realize that most women are mistreating men, and demand at least equal rights. Its been like this for so long, people just go with it. Dick might be an “attention-whore” but he’s calling attention to our so called “values and ideals” that seriously needs to be re-evaluated.

Comment by thisisstupid
2008-09-07 20:36:45 - IP Man-Hash: 3a62a6072de9d

Ahhh the arguments, this is so good for your soul. Anyway, I’m going to go do something life-like. You guys should get a life too.

Night, ladies, gentlemen and assholes.

 
 
Comment by Jade
2008-07-22 15:00:12 - IP Man-Hash: 94ad64c06ed27

When I was in Toronto with my boyfriend he asked for directions all the time. When you are lost the smart thing to do is to ask for directions. If you don’t then you are wasting more time, and if you are driving you are wasting more gas which is not eco-friendly. You said that men are more eco-friendly. You could not be contradicting yourself again, No because you are too fucking smart.

 
Comment by Sway
2008-04-18 18:07:24 - IP Man-Hash: 90850f55d960b

I am an inconsiderate woman, that’s why i am here, I just can’t help myself invading the man-space and I cannot shut up either, it must be the tourette’s

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-04-17 16:07:51 - IP Man-Hash: 6de85be8a4eaf

Agreed said:

And I suppose someone with the name “ToohotforUBoys” isn’t an attention whore at all?

Toohot4uboys said:

I’d fuck a homeless bum before I’d fuck you Dick. If you were the last man on earth I would be considerate enough to fuck you. Then, of course, I would murder you and leave you for the bugs and birds.

P.S
You are nothing but a money hungry attention whore.

Not to mention a carpet muncher. A spinning kick to the head is what she needs, removing all her teeth and giving her permanent brain damage.

 
Comment by Agreed
2008-04-17 15:26:06 - IP Man-Hash: 0971a2a7ddf5d

And I suppose someone with the name “ToohotforUBoys” isn’t an attention whore at all?

Toohot4uboys said:

I’d fuck a homeless bum before I’d fuck you Dick. If you were the last man on earth I would be considerate enough to fuck you. Then, of course, I would murder you and leave you for the bugs and birds.

P.S
You are nothing but a money hungry attention whore.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-04-16 12:02:59 - IP Man-Hash: 29b48487587c8

Right, and you’re just posting here because you have time on your hands.

 
Comment by Toohot4uboys
2008-04-06 23:48:28 - IP Man-Hash: 105b9136f157d

I’d fuck a homeless bum before I’d fuck you Dick. If you were the last man on earth I would be considerate enough to fuck you. Then, of course, I would murder you and leave you for the bugs and birds.

P.S
You are nothing but a money hungry attention whore.

 
Comment by Jim
2008-03-12 00:46:44 - IP Man-Hash: e148f6d6716ad

I am a man. I usually don’t ask directions if I get lost because:

1. It takes some analysis of the situation to actually make a correct appraisal of the lostness of my situation. I may not be truly lost. A woman will just say “We’re lost!” over and over, and not shut up.
2. I like being lost. I find new places and things when I am lost.
3. I like becoming un-lost. It is more fun to find your way back by yourself.
4. You find new roads, connections, and short-cuts when you are lost.
5. There is nothing wrong with being lost. Who cares?

Men feel controlled when lost and forced to ask for directions, because they are being controlled. They are being FORCED to ask for directions, and that is a loss of man points. It is also very annoying when you are happily enjoying your lostness, and some bitch wants to stop your lostness enjoyment, just for her amusement. It’s like getting caught in the rain. It’s nice. Some people will tell you your an idiot for not having an umbrella. Well, it wouldn’t be as much fun with an umbrella.

 
Comment by Anon
2007-11-04 21:19:25 - IP Man-Hash: 904f55006453f

***I read that men like to do things by themselves: Don’t like to ask for help. Anyway, tha’s probably one reason why you wouldn’t ask for directions. Also, your visuo-spatial ability is better.***

That’s because a men do not admit defeat as quickly as a woman. Men would rather not ask for directions, because they are fully confident they can find the place using their own logic and observation. Women ask for directions because they are too lazy to try to figure things out for themselves. The only time a man asks for directions is when he only has 15 minutes to get to the stadium before the game starts, and he has no fucking clue how to get there.

If he had three hours and no fucking clue how to get there, he would look up exact directions on the internet or on a map.

***I also read, like, if someone tries to help you you get defensive and see it as being controlled.***

Untrue. Men only get defensive if someone offers them help when they obviously don’t need help. Men automatically help other men when they actually need it. If they see some random guy struggling to push his car into a gas station, they will instinctively help. But if I’m pushing my car, and it’s already rolling into the gas station as I have planned, and another guy feels the need to help me, I’ll get defensive. However, that situation would never happen. Only a woman would offer to help a guy who doesn’t need help, just to try to be “nice”.

***Women don’t understand this because they generally use advice to better themselves.***

Only if they AGREE with that advice or FEEL it’s helpful. If it doesn’t coincide with their own selfishness, it’s tossed out the window. Example: Man to woman: You shouldn’t be dating that guy. He’s a real asshole. Woman to man: But he’s nice to me!

***So when they give advice, trying to help and you feel controlled and get upset they don’t understand.*** No, that’s not it. Half the time, a woman’s advice stems from selfishness. And most of the time, the advice wasn’t needed, or asked for. So the guy doesn’t take it. This get’s the woman upset, and because she is insecure, she tries to force it on the man. THATS when the man feels controlled. If a woman says to me, “You look hot without your glasses”, then if I want to impress her, I’ll show up wearing contacts. But if I start to see that woman alot, and we date, and the woman says, “I hate it when you wear your glasses. You should wear contacts instead”, THATS when we feel controlled.

When a guy wants advice, he will say, “Hey, what are your thoughts on this subject.” And expect you to offer your best solution.

Women never want advice. They want empathy. If some bitch is bugging them at work, you can tell them a million times exactly how to solve the situation. But they will never listen, because they want to tell you about it every day so you will feel bad with them. They want empathy, not a solution.

 
Comment by meat
2007-11-04 19:23:04 - IP Man-Hash: 0b4b3d633882b

meat said:

I would like to point out that apart from Dick of course there’s also* Wolfe and MANy others who have consistently put their best man-paw foward and kicked forum ass using only their man-hand digits and manbrain.