Give a Moose a Muffin, Women are Inconsiderate
Men are so much more considerate than women that it makes me want to start spitting all over the place. I’m a man though, so before I act, I think. I don’t just do whatever I feel like doing. In this case, I ask myself, “Hey is someone going to have to clean that up.” And if the answer is yes, I don’t do it — unless it’s going to be really funny. Then that person will probably understand.
That’s why men don’t ask for directions; because giving directions is a huge pain in the ass. You have to stop and try to remember what you’re thinking about for later and then walk some jackass down the street in your mind. Women don’t know how much of a pain in the ass it is because no one on Earth has ever asked a woman for directions. What would be the point of that? It would be like punching a valet in the stomach as you handed your keys over. In other words: stupid.
Men also don’t like inconveniencing other men by asking them to move all their shit from one apartment to another. Again, women have no idea how inconvenient it is to move someone’s shit because their idea of moving is to wear a baseball cap for a day and pretend that that makes them not a bitch. Not even Frosty’s hat could do that.
When a woman tries to be considerate, or nice, what she does is something that she wants to do, and then prepares a torrent of terrible fury for when she is not honored like a war hero for doing it.
“Oh you tidied up the blank, did you? Great. So I guess everything is now permanently lost. How wonderful it is that you did that.”
Except you’d better not say that with any kind of sarcasm or you’re fucked. Man’s greatest crime is consistently stating the obvious. It doesn’t matter that it doesn’t make any kind of sense without sarcasm. Women barely know the meaning of words anyway. That’s why they never make any sense themselves.
A guy asking women for directions would be a good late night talk show bit actually. One of those bits where everyone laughs at how outlandish and absurd of an answer someone can give when they legitimately have no fucking clue what they’re talking about. That’s women alright — as well as rude and crass and selfish.
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July 3rd, 2005 at 8:24 am - IP Man-Hash: c9adc407188f8
Evil Pundit, don’t give us men a bad name. If you can’t tell the differnece between evolution and development then you have no place in this coversation.
So grow up or get out.
February 14th, 2007 at 5:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
I read that men like to do things by themselves: Don’t like to ask for help. Anyway, tha’s probably one reason why you wouldn’t ask for directions. Also, your visuo-spatial ability is better.
I also read, like, if someone tries to help you you get defensive and see it as being controlled. Women don’t understand this because they generally use advice to better themselves. So when they give advice, trying to help and you feel controlled and get upset they don’t understand.
Anyway, I will agree that women are more inconsiderate than men. There’s no doubt in that.
When it comes to moving, i’m sure that most of the things being moved are heavier than i am. But if it bugs guys so much, i guess i’ll just hire someone to move stuff for me,when i get older.
February 14th, 2007 at 6:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
lol
woman are very stupid
they are only good for certain things
February 14th, 2007 at 6:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
What the fuck is a woman doing here
can’t you read bitch
NO WOMEN ALLOWED
All women are brain damaged lol
February 14th, 2007 at 7:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
Women are compeltely void of logic.
They wouldn’t know truth if it hit them upside the head.
So what is the point of a discussion with them?
That is one reason “women are not allowed.”
They always push themselves into places they’re not welcome and claim foul for not allowing them. Ever known a women to be good company?
Only in our dreams and the movies.
July 18th, 2007 at 10:58 am - IP Man-Hash: c72d3d7fa1251
Women are inconsiderate because they live in their own little world and cannot accept responsibility/consequences for their actions.
Try telling a woman that you are not interested in her. At first, she refuses to believe it. And once it does sink it, she’ll try to make your life hell.
In other words, “Bitch: I don’t like you. You are fat. You’re cheap. You talk to much. You think your opinions are important. And your kid is a moron and will grow up to be just like you.”
July 18th, 2007 at 12:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
I have an article in the works about just that, Chris.
-Dick
July 18th, 2007 at 11:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 71df2d9b039c5
This woman is really Deluded. Look woman, when you realize that the universe does NOT revolve around you, you will be better off.
July 19th, 2007 at 12:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 71df2d9b039c5
Don’t let this intellectual whore lure you into dialogue.
Google “intellectual whore” and you will understand what makes this rotten apple tick.
August 9th, 2007 at 11:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9
You assholes really astound me! I think you should re-name your website: http://www.menaredumbasabucketofawarmwetshit.com. You’d probably have a better class of member. Just a thought…
August 9th, 2007 at 11:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 71d0be43b04c7
So I assume that it’s okay for a slut to insult men, but when the bigger stronger men return the favor with logic and reason, they scream like a bunch of harpies.
Don’t worry, sugar tits. It may be a little - okay, very funny - that your knees are so well-worn and buckle so easily, but we sympathize with a cause that encourages the forced incarceration of men.
Really, we totally think it’s, like, so awful that gurls don’t have more vagina privileges. Just keep bitching about how the government needs to give the superior race more handicaps. Watch what happens to our education system when the market economy snaps out of it.
Hint: You may just get stoned.
November 4th, 2007 at 7:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0b4b3d633882b
Fuckin aye. Bring it back for the men. I do believe i was reading something from NT about there not being a single rational response among the men but the women were nailing it. At least that’s what i came to understand from the jumbled letters supposedly trying to be words. I do believe this so called “superior gender” ie cunt crusader has merely looked at this single forum. I would like to point out that apart from Dick of course there’s is all of Wolfe and MANy others who have consistently put their best man-paw foward and kicked forum ass using only their man-hand digits and manbrain. HU FUCKING HAAA
November 4th, 2007 at 7:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0b4b3d633882b
November 4th, 2007 at 9:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 904f55006453f
***I read that men like to do things by themselves: Don’t like to ask for help. Anyway, tha’s probably one reason why you wouldn’t ask for directions. Also, your visuo-spatial ability is better.***
That’s because a men do not admit defeat as quickly as a woman. Men would rather not ask for directions, because they are fully confident they can find the place using their own logic and observation. Women ask for directions because they are too lazy to try to figure things out for themselves. The only time a man asks for directions is when he only has 15 minutes to get to the stadium before the game starts, and he has no fucking clue how to get there.
If he had three hours and no fucking clue how to get there, he would look up exact directions on the internet or on a map.
***I also read, like, if someone tries to help you you get defensive and see it as being controlled.***
Untrue. Men only get defensive if someone offers them help when they obviously don’t need help. Men automatically help other men when they actually need it. If they see some random guy struggling to push his car into a gas station, they will instinctively help. But if I’m pushing my car, and it’s already rolling into the gas station as I have planned, and another guy feels the need to help me, I’ll get defensive. However, that situation would never happen. Only a woman would offer to help a guy who doesn’t need help, just to try to be “nice”.
***Women don’t understand this because they generally use advice to better themselves.***
Only if they AGREE with that advice or FEEL it’s helpful. If it doesn’t coincide with their own selfishness, it’s tossed out the window. Example: Man to woman: You shouldn’t be dating that guy. He’s a real asshole. Woman to man: But he’s nice to me!
***So when they give advice, trying to help and you feel controlled and get upset they don’t understand.*** No, that’s not it. Half the time, a woman’s advice stems from selfishness. And most of the time, the advice wasn’t needed, or asked for. So the guy doesn’t take it. This get’s the woman upset, and because she is insecure, she tries to force it on the man. THATS when the man feels controlled. If a woman says to me, “You look hot without your glasses”, then if I want to impress her, I’ll show up wearing contacts. But if I start to see that woman alot, and we date, and the woman says, “I hate it when you wear your glasses. You should wear contacts instead”, THATS when we feel controlled.
When a guy wants advice, he will say, “Hey, what are your thoughts on this subject.” And expect you to offer your best solution.
Women never want advice. They want empathy. If some bitch is bugging them at work, you can tell them a million times exactly how to solve the situation. But they will never listen, because they want to tell you about it every day so you will feel bad with them. They want empathy, not a solution.
March 12th, 2008 at 12:46 am - IP Man-Hash: e148f6d6716ad
I am a man. I usually don’t ask directions if I get lost because:
1. It takes some analysis of the situation to actually make a correct appraisal of the lostness of my situation. I may not be truly lost. A woman will just say “We’re lost!” over and over, and not shut up.
2. I like being lost. I find new places and things when I am lost.
3. I like becoming un-lost. It is more fun to find your way back by yourself.
4. You find new roads, connections, and short-cuts when you are lost.
5. There is nothing wrong with being lost. Who cares?
Men feel controlled when lost and forced to ask for directions, because they are being controlled. They are being FORCED to ask for directions, and that is a loss of man points. It is also very annoying when you are happily enjoying your lostness, and some bitch wants to stop your lostness enjoyment, just for her amusement. It’s like getting caught in the rain. It’s nice. Some people will tell you your an idiot for not having an umbrella. Well, it wouldn’t be as much fun with an umbrella.
April 6th, 2008 at 11:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 105b9136f157d
I’d fuck a homeless bum before I’d fuck you Dick. If you were the last man on earth I would be considerate enough to fuck you. Then, of course, I would murder you and leave you for the bugs and birds.
P.S
You are nothing but a money hungry attention whore.
April 16th, 2008 at 12:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 29b48487587c8
Right, and you’re just posting here because you have time on your hands.
April 17th, 2008 at 3:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0971a2a7ddf5d
And I suppose someone with the name “ToohotforUBoys” isn’t an attention whore at all?
April 17th, 2008 at 4:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6de85be8a4eaf
Not to mention a carpet muncher. A spinning kick to the head is what she needs, removing all her teeth and giving her permanent brain damage.
April 18th, 2008 at 6:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90850f55d960b
I am an inconsiderate woman, that’s why i am here, I just can’t help myself invading the man-space and I cannot shut up either, it must be the tourette’s