All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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December 10th, 2007 at 10:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
That’s just about as fair as me saying “All you fags are sub human pieces of shit.” Only I am above something as childish as that.
December 10th, 2007 at 11:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
What’s so fucking hilarious about that? The women’s world cup (98) was one of the most amazing games ever played, and they gained so much respect for it. It’s a tough game, and if you think that these women don’t have talent I would like to see you get your ass out there and do it. The man who works with me now trained two of the olympic players that year, and trust me they were damn good.
December 10th, 2007 at 11:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Lol. No… Hairy dykes? Wow, how mature. These are high school girls who are either looking to further their education through a sports scholarship, or have a natural athletic ability and are looking to develop it. There’s no reason for petty insults.
And not only that, but if you were as manly as you claimed you would know a thing or two about sports. Not everyone on the field takes shots, dumb ass. I do, because I am a striker. (Forward.) Yeah, that means offense. Mid-fielders rarely get shots, and run around defense to make passes to forwards. Defense blocks shots, stops mid-field from moving up, and gets the ball back up the field.
If having athletic ability makes me a fuzzy lesbo, then the fact that you are a man and not only have NO apparent athletic ability, but also don’t even a basic knowledge of sports, must make you a cake boy, cock fag.
February 2nd, 2008 at 11:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 29ef74b33214c
I met many men on the internet.Am I a whore?
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February 22nd, 2008 at 10:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 29ef74b33214c
Yes women that meet men from the internet to have sex can be considered whores.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9280c376b0e2f
You are God! It´s great to find someone that shares my point of view and proves I´m not crazy. All women are whores, period.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: cae578df954eb
your mother is a whore hahaha
God sucks dick
and i bet you are getting rapped by a nigger
hahaha
April 8th, 2008 at 4:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3713f968ab585
Yo. I’m totally a chick and I pray everyday that I had been made a man. I’m really glad this site is up. I hate myself and every other bleeding whore out there. My God, thank you Dick!! LAWLAWLAWL
April 12th, 2008 at 3:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 815f3775cf668
Dick, once again, is right as rain. And that’s why it pisses women off so much. They’re idiot creatures which are all puppeteered by their emotional rollercoasters. They have NO VALUE for conversation. They have NO VALUE for doing honest, hard labor. Simply put, they’re all whores. Every single woman to have EVER lived is a whore. The sooner a man realizes this, the sooner all the drama exits his life. The sooner he begins to enjoy life without the anchor of womanbaggage. All these women squeak and squalk about how dick is wrong or how women aren’t really whores, but if you read what they say(why you’d waste your time reading a woman’s thoughts is beyond me) they really can’t refute what Dick says.
Amen Dick, Amen.
~Manos.
April 12th, 2008 at 9:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
you say ‘womanbaggage’, but why not “Woman! Baggage” and point at it?
Truly, before slavery was abolished with all its implements (whips, beatings ect.) it was much easier to subdue ‘the gaping seplchre, the shemouth’ into much manual labor. So call the penny ‘heads’ and ‘cus it out. Maybe ‘rights’ are really illusory…maybe Dick is the mobilizer.
April 12th, 2008 at 10:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8cda7f77e259b
Women are only good for two things: beating and fucking. After you’re done fucking them, there’s only one thing left to do.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 158f8d348f58a
This sounds like a cry for help from a man who just cant get laid. ha. Whats the matter, dick too small? Probably just like suckin on a thumb. Yup, thats something all us “whores” look forward to, sticking a thumb in our pu**ys. Owwww, oh so tempting and oh so exciting. That sounds about as fun as sticking my head in a hot oven.
April 29th, 2008 at 3:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5ccf82f4a239e
A big round of applause for the tough guy who can’t get laid and is all butt hurt about it! If you were so tough, your real name would be up here and so would your home address. You probably support George Bush too, you ignorant uneducated loser. Whats your mom’s name? I’d like to talk to the woman who raised you with no manners and no self-respect. Sounds like a severe case of self-loathing being expressed through some dumb ass website that accomplishes nothing at all. You don’t make me mad, not even close because it is obvious to everyone how bad you want this vagina you can’t stop talking about. Talk about obsessed. Why don’t you put all your time and energy into raising money for a good cause then you’d earn some respect. You’re going to mess with the wrong woman one day and you’ll be sorry. I am sure that you are just a coward just like this website. Only in America, Only in America If women suck so bad, hows your mom at it?
April 29th, 2008 at 5:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: e3cc421de106b
Sticking your entire body in an oven sounds exciting to me.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 158f8d348f58a
Without us “whores”, you wouldnt be here. So dont hate, try and appreciate.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 158f8d348f58a
Lets do it baby, why not bend me over it first since Im such a “whore”………idiot.
April 30th, 2008 at 12:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3cf8e19bb6674
Just like a woman, nothing to offer but sex.
“Notice how women never offer or try to take away intelligent conversation”
April 30th, 2008 at 12:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 158f8d348f58a
Not true, I am offering you this oh so unintelligent conversation. I gotta go work the street corner or should I say the office for that promotion. “sarcasm again Einstein” Just in case you didn’t get that. My lacking intelligence may have confused you. It’s pretty funny how on this site it is stated that how the only way any woman has ever gotten a promotion was from wearing a short skirt. However, I personally have gotten a promotion not from wearing a short skirt or anything sexual but from being good at my job. I suppose it helps that I work for a woman. She doesn’t expect me to suck her dick for a promotion.
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 51012039b71ec
I like beer. I’m an engineering student and my hobby is car restoration. My favourite sport is rugby and I’m not a lesbian. I’m not sure how any of this qualifies me as a whore, but if it does, fair enough. But I agree about Germaine Greer (and when I say agree, I mean in the sense that she is a cunt in the vernacular sense, not the post-feminist, “taking back the ‘c’ word” sense). BTW, you do realise that by calling her a cunt, you are “empowering” her…
Bravo, you son of a whore (no, don’t bother, it’s your theory).
May 6th, 2008 at 3:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 99da95d2f4afd
Too much lol, listen to em all squack and it’s always the same “You can’t get laid”, “I’m sorry you got hurt”. It’s a gagle of whores that come here. What really is funny is each one thinks they invented pussy. Yet there is more pussy on this planet then dicks. Which in it’s self a bit disturbing considering when given the right to vote they immediately voted themselves special priviledge. Yes we have the majority asking for special treatment from the minority for themselves. Seems it should of been easy to figure, that right of entitlement runs deep within their celluloid asses, btw thinking celluloid is totally a whore thing never saw a guy with it. The men are too busy building a world so the whores can sit on those asses.