All Women Are Whores

I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.

All women are whores.

Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.

King Buddha.

That’s why no women are allowed to read this.

Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.

But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.

Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.

All women are whores.

And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.

You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.

All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.

All business women are whores.

If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.

Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.

When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.

Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.

I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.

I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.

Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.

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Comment by tayla
2010-02-08 06:35:50 - IP Man-Hash: ee5d0c2cb8f0d

i’m a woman, and i totally agree with this guy. although, i’m one of the few that actually like beer. Good work!

 
Comment by samuel
2010-02-07 02:45:11 - IP Man-Hash: 2dce4dfff49ec

all women are fuckin whores

 
Comment by Harry
Comment by Steve
2010-01-28 21:30:04 - IP Man-Hash: 4ef9ceabb6fc2

I agree with Harry. I am not a women hater but there is a natural born craziness installed in a womans dna, and they crave drama and will create a fantasy world where all men are dogs and no good basterds and they have to be B****** 24 hrs a days to try and demoralize us to feel superior

 
 
Comment by Raj7
2010-01-26 04:32:43 - IP Man-Hash: 653e935016231

So,men how do we stop the feminization of our society?I think we’ve said enough about how sick we are of feminism and the feminist cunts.We need a solution to stop the feminist cunts from rebelling/putting down men just cos we act masculine?

Lets face it,most women today are brainwashed by feminism and the shitbags who preach it.If only all those wussy men would stop treating women like queens,get defeminized and reclaim their masculinity.This world would be a lot less fucked up and we would live in a more masculine enviroment.Forget about marriage,it is for the weak.All marriage does is give females a license to half if not all your hard earned money.Ever since the dumb feminist movement,females suddenly got the impression “women are equal to men”.All we men do is speak the truth:men are better than women and feminism does not benefit anyone especially not women.

Comment by Harry
2010-01-26 06:21:38 - IP Man-Hash: 649acada66136

”So,men how do we stop the feminization of our society?

Continue as we’re doing.
Start pointing out sexim when you see it to other men.
Point out where women AREN’T pulling their wieght.
Point out when they’re being stereotypicaly female.
Point out when they use shame tactics to silence males.
Point out their failings.
There will be PLENTY of opportunities.

Comment by Harry
2010-01-26 06:24:33 - IP Man-Hash: 649acada66136

Point out their GREED!

 
Comment by Harry
2010-01-26 06:30:23 - IP Man-Hash: 649acada66136

Advise men to get paternity tests on their children at birth.

You only have their word on it and you’ll find out soon enough their word isn’t worth the paper they wipe thier arses on. They lie at the drop of a hat, especially about money.

Comment by Harry
2010-01-26 06:49:30 - IP Man-Hash: 649acada66136

Avoid marriage like the plague.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/plight

She’ll end up being this.

http://www.answers.com/topic/parasite

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Comment by Some Random Guy
2010-01-26 00:37:22 - IP Man-Hash: bef170c341ba0

That’s a bad way of looking at women. Not all women are whores. Being female doesn’t make you a whore. This is as useless as saying all men are bastards. Some people do have bad experiences with women, and that is unfortunate. Humans as a species are bad for all the things that people accuse the opposite gender of.So, good luck finding Ms. Right or Mr. Right.

Comment by AA
2010-01-26 02:36:04 - IP Man-Hash: eacd88e44af28

You are a bitch posing as a guy….No guy posts a comment…….
by some random guy…………..& cut out the politically correct
shit.

Get to accept the truth………ALL WIMMIN ARE WHORES.

 
Comment by Harry
2010-01-26 03:16:40 - IP Man-Hash: 649acada66136

@SRG: LMAO, give it time, you’ll learn.

 
 
Comment by Nice Guy
2010-01-24 21:33:40 - IP Man-Hash: 4d75159f38dd0

You know, in my 25 years of being alive I would like to live with the HOPE that the statement “all women are whores” is NOT true! I would love to be able to find a beautiful committed and loving girlfriend who would never compromise our relationship and treat me like I treat her…. unfortunately such a woman does not exist.

My ex-fiance had an ORGY behind my back, my other EX fucked my little brother and I just dumped my most recent girlfriend because she was handing her number out and flirting with guys at the bar every time I went to go get her another drink.

Its funny, women say men have commitment issues, they say we just want to use them for sex and we are the ass holes. Well in my case they are now right.

I am so fed up with all the women in my life treating me like shit, trying to walk all over me and cheating on me left right and center…. I just don’t think I have a heart anymore… I lost all hope and now I just don’t care.

So after 10 years of dating and 5 serious relationships my conclusion is: All women are whores
and now that I understand this, I’m going to treat them all like whores.

I spend 10 years looking for Mrs right, 10 years of trying to make relationships work, 10 years of never being appreciated, 10 years of ALWAYS BEING CHEATED ON! EVERY GIRL WAS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE WHO COULD GIVE HER MORE! F**** THAT S***

So guess what bitches and ho’s!

From now on, I’m going to use you, treat you like the skanks you are. I will walk all over you every chance I get, slap you around and treat you like shit. Hell, I oughta just put your slutty c**t out on the corner where you belong.

Comment by Chris
2010-01-24 23:44:16 - IP Man-Hash: 0211d7d96e1c0

Good for you!

This is the whole point. American women will bring out the WORST in you. They will make you say “welll if she’s gonna treat me like a jerk…. I may as well just BE a jerk”.

http://nomarriage.com/bringworst.html

 
Comment by Harry
2010-01-25 01:53:59 - IP Man-Hash: 649acada66136

@guy: Think positively, you got off light. Your future prosperity is safe. Protect it in the future.

 
 
Comment by Dave
2010-01-16 12:44:05 - IP Man-Hash: d71840126ba94

DONT KILL EACH OTHER WHILE I’M GONE x.x

 
Comment by DUDE
2010-01-16 07:08:23 - IP Man-Hash: 84ec5e53240a2

You are a genius. I just read the one that said his wife is a great precious gem. He must be a dumb whore too! Don’t get me wrong I love pussy. Just as the body needs vitamins, my cock needs vaginal vitamins. One said you were gay. Gay is bowing down to the pussy, just fuck it. That is what they want. It’s funny how when you’ve been with one for a long time how your stuff becomes hers too. Do I get half of hers? No, because she doesn’t have shit to give. When you get married they all say treat her right. Dumb whore better treat me right. What the fuck is up with that? Like it is all about them and their stinkhole. If you give a woman all your trust you will end up very disappointed. One thing, why cant the dumb whores be nice? Once they hate you they do. Have you ever seen an ex-wife that still likes her ex? If they had it their way youd be takin a dirt nap. Selfish, immature, dumb, stupid, little whores. Every last one of them. So fuck em, thats what they are made for and all about their worth!

 
Comment by Richard Folds
2010-01-10 00:53:38 - IP Man-Hash: 7044000fd9a31

I read this Start To Finish, Very Great Article. I plan of buying the book.

 
Comment by Whorehater
2010-01-07 06:06:39 - IP Man-Hash: a18adb449317b

999th COMMENT

 
Comment by Blue D
2010-01-06 22:18:57 - IP Man-Hash: 5e7a3a6e5ebf8

I hate everyone…. I hope you all die

 
Comment by alex
2010-01-06 16:05:31 - IP Man-Hash: c20b47cbcee08

My wife is beautiful, dedicated, loyal, smart and trustworthy. She is not the unintelligent type that you probably grew up with. You show your intelligence and lack of experience when you generalize about anyone. People are individuals and women are people. Pretty woman was popular because sex sells. Men watched that movie WITHOUT the company of women all around the world for a boner. Where are your brain cells dude? Did you lose them down a bong pipe?

Comment by Anna
2010-01-14 01:53:20 - IP Man-Hash: 5e1ff6f4a9be7

you rock your wife is a lucky woman! : )

 
Comment by Straight unlike u
2010-01-16 08:14:15 - IP Man-Hash: 9632093eac5a8

SO what are u doing on this site fuck face?you obviously hate your life because ur stuck with ur wife, who u h8 because she is a fat bitch who wont let u leave the house….she is obviously the one with an education and a life because u cant find ur own dick!tired of doing all the chores?yeah could imagine faggot! who r u the one to talk about experience u r married and stuck with a bitch…GET OFF THIS SITE FUCKER, TIME TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!

FUCK U HOMO AND YOUR WHORISH WIFE!

 
 
Comment by I'm back!
2010-01-02 16:45:24 - IP Man-Hash: 08f59f6fd8457

CHRISSY, DICK MASTERSON’S CONVENIENT LITTLE PIECE OF ASS, CAN’T GET ANY FROM WOMEN.
CHRISSY, GO WASTE YOURSELF, YOU UGLY, DEMENTED PIECE OF SHIT. DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR, ASSHOLE!!! :)

 
Comment by Fuck You
2010-01-02 15:09:10 - IP Man-Hash: 4f06117efedf8

The person who wrote this is obviously gay. Either gay or is such a pathetic piece of shit that he wasted time writing this bullshit rather than spending some time, having fun, being happy with friends or a partner. Both of which they probably don’t have! Go Kill yourself.

I love My Girlfriend x x x

Comment by Straight unlike u
2010-01-16 08:27:50 - IP Man-Hash: 9632093eac5a8

Your partner is obviously another faggot like u! So my conclusion is that u r looking for more men to arouse u gay piece of shit! the fact is that u r not having fun u nd your faggot are probably at home now sitting watching TV and you are bent down like a little bitch sucking him off!Do yourslef a favour…next time dont swallow seeing as it seems to be giving u brain damage!

 
 
Comment by Agreed
2009-12-30 15:30:58 - IP Man-Hash: 11eb624fe3662

I agree completely with you. Just look at the teen girls today they only give a fuck about how slutty they are and what guy looks the best. They are ignorant, stupid and I really would like to take a revolver beat one in the face and shoot her at an angle where her face would be so hideous she would hate herself and die looking at shit. The same way she made many men feel.

Comment by I'm back!
2010-01-02 16:43:19 - IP Man-Hash: 08f59f6fd8457

A 15 year old? YOUR DADDY MADE YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT, BOY, BUT THAT’S THE WAY YOU ARE?
JUST TRY HARMING ANY KID AND I’LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING UGLY HEAD OFF AND THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH, MUCH BETTER PLACE.
COWARDLY PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

 
 
Comment by Mrs.
2009-12-23 11:58:27 - IP Man-Hash: 6b4ff543b52ef

haha

I would say Im a 6 lmao

Comment by Raj7
2009-12-23 12:12:13 - IP Man-Hash: 4c95416e75678

Hey mrs,hows the festivities goin?Id say you’re……..a 4.

Ha,Ha.Ill be honest with you cos you’re not a woman Im tryin to attract.So,no you’re definitely an 8.

Comment by Mrs.
2009-12-23 12:27:00 - IP Man-Hash: 6b4ff543b52ef

lol thanks, lets just say no paper bag required. I look 17 and hate it

Comment by Raj7
2009-12-23 12:37:40 - IP Man-Hash: 1861f65c985a7

Whatever I kinda like you,you’re a good lookin girl and one that I can actually have a conversation with.Sounds weird?You’re pretty funny too especially compared to ellen degeneres.

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Comment by Mrs.
2009-12-23 12:52:09 - IP Man-Hash: 6b4ff543b52ef

oh now don’t put my name beside Ellen. No doesn’t sound weird. I got to do some shopping today (ugh) Better get it done today or else wait for the Christmas Eve rush tomorrow

 
Comment by Raj7
2009-12-23 12:58:58 - IP Man-Hash: 1861f65c985a7

Guess I can’t/don’t want to be too nice,I wonder how all those dumb women laugh when ellen degeneres thinks she’s made a joke.Ill leave you to whatever it is you wanna do.Ill be back to bust your balls some other time.Its already christmas eve here anyway.

 
Comment by Mrs.
2009-12-23 17:41:56 - IP Man-Hash: 6b4ff543b52ef

lol I got my shoppinh done and what a nightmare

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Raj7
2009-12-23 11:47:20 - IP Man-Hash: 4c95416e75678

@mrs:she didn’t actually have a pimple,I just took her off guard,really teased her and made her laugh.She felt attraction for me,and you know the rest.

“no such thing as someone being out of someone’s league”.I don’t know about that,but as a guy I would give myself as an 8,but the females I dated prior to my girlfriend were a 9.5.She’s a 10,by the way.

 
Comment by Raj7
2009-12-23 09:15:09 - IP Man-Hash: 4c95416e75678

Look cheatismee,here is an easier way of getting females,you don’t have to spend much money.Use the cocky,funny approach,be a jerk.Don’t be like the rest of the sissies who worship hot women and tell them how beautiful they are.Here’s an example I was sittin next to this hot chick in a bar,she suddenly turned around and asked the bartender,”why are all these guys staring at me?”,the fool said “cos you’re so beautiful” in an effort to get her#/a date.She just smiled and was like thanks loser.

So,a second later,I told her “maybe its because of that big pimple on your forehead”.She was stunned,then burst out laughing.Long story short,I got her #,next day went on a date with her and fucked her the same night.Don’t be intimated by any hot chick,no matter how beautiful she is.No compliments either and be a man, be cocky,confident and also humorous.Take charge and thats it,you can get any female you want.

Comment by Harry
2009-12-23 10:17:18 - IP Man-Hash: 7c8a8cb660b78

Just keep her the F* away from your wallet and property, make her pay rent. Then out her if she becomes a nagging old hag. *Smile*

Comment by Raj7
2009-12-23 12:06:17 - IP Man-Hash: 4c95416e75678

Agreed.I forgot to mention,if a female really feels attraction for you,she’ll pay for everythin.Id say not only make her pay rent,but the electicity bill,water bill etc.If she nags,send her to a psychiatrist/relationship counsellor alone and make her pay the bill for that too.Merry christmas folks.

 
 
Comment by Mrs.
2009-12-23 11:30:15 - IP Man-Hash: 6b4ff543b52ef

ha, so did the dimple show up only when she made a crease in her brow?
No such thing as someone being out of someone’s league

 
 
Comment by cheaitsmee
2009-12-23 05:22:19 - IP Man-Hash: 05fc7dea9d567

1.) for all the males who have ever thought to themselves or wondered “how do i get women(pussy)?” all you need is money. a male hauling a boat with a big truck will always have whores approaching and complimenting him. you need nothing more nothing less 2.) if you expect a female to enter this site with intelligent conversation, your fucking kidding yourself. they have smaller brains, even a dumb bastard has more cognitive skills than a bitch. you will however get alot of this “=D Yay! im stupid xoxo!”. 3.) the female today; “let me doll(whore) myself up so i can get fucked so as to get empregnated by him so as to take his house and or money =D” many times its more disturbing than that, for selfish reasons they have a baby just to have something that HAS to love them. in the days before makeup, blowdryers and microminiskirts, girls used to get empregnated and “married”(haha just a legally binding contract haha) at the ages of 12 and 13. why you ask? because all a bitch is good for is for being a cumdumpster. looks are very important if you werent fuckable what would be the incentive for stomaching you? all men need of you is a warm place to thrust their dicks in. 4.) it seems that only garbage breeds, thats why every society is shit. people=shit. it’s all around you and on the other side of the world its all around them. and yes, my mom is a whore. luckily in the womb i evolved from the 1st stage which is the female stage into phase two which is the male stage. and finally im getting horny, think ill go find and pay a readily available whore 100$ to fuck and suck me. oh yea, look at all the porn bitches sucking dick and showing off their bodies for money and attention on the web. HA!

Comment by Mrs.
2009-12-23 07:27:30 - IP Man-Hash: 6b4ff543b52ef

looks as though you not so smart yourself.

 
 
Comment by cheaitsmee
2009-12-23 04:31:45 - IP Man-Hash: 05fc7dea9d567

studioline is a attention whore playing whiny headgames with you losers. she manipulated your lame ass into getting what she wanted, attention. a disgusting bastard dyke who’s gonna raise another fatherless child. bitch does nothing but watch too much t.v, media and like a true bitch, her looks. =D lo’ and behold, another stupid bitch. wah wah, just fucking die bitch

 

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