All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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Was that meant to be sarcasm?
Cause that’s more like derision.
Why whatever do you mean?
Half wits like you haven’t heard of sarcasm. Hence proven.
*D3C*
That asn’t funny…it didn’t even make me chuckle. The other one made me laugh, “thank you for your time men”. That was the part that made me laugh, after going on a tirade against Dick and this site, he/she becomes polite and thanks the men. It made me laugh. What about that stirred you up dazza?
Actually no, you’re not. It’s not like you said anything new. Or did you think that wrapping cliches in squeaky packages made them somehow different?
Note: Your whole talking down to the poor, dumb men shtick definitely won’t help you here, idiot. There are no women clapping for you–only bitches, whores, cunts, thieves, and liars. Or does that absence of potential applause have something to do with why you’re so upset about this website? An interesting question. Think about it after you fuck off.
Number of brain cells in Clair’s head: 3.
Number of brain cells she uses to formulate sentences: 0.
See I can be funny too Clair. Funny as a donkeys ass.
*D3C*
Thankyou and goodbye Mr F.
*D3C*
Number of allegations about Dick’s sexual frustration: 531
Number of allegations about Dick’s sexual frustration that Clair finds funny and accurate: 531
Case closed.
Just watched the Dr. Phil episode online. That was awesome. Dick held his own in every situation. Dick took the high ground and responded to not one insult, and defended his points with facts and figures. The whole show proved Dick’s point. The man-hater woman couldn’t stop touching Dick. And at their lunch, she said “those girls are into money”. Then she said “A guy’s gotta have Italian shoes. A man has to have money”. She was obsessed with Dick’s age, which shows her insecurity about having passed her shelf-life of 23. And the only criticism Dr. Phil had of Dick was that he was using the show to promote his book, which of course… is what Dr. Phil does. And that wasn’t a fair comment, because Dick was trying to guide the anti-consumerism man toward the real problem. After all, consumerism is driven by women. And Dick was also sincerely trying to help the man-hater woman with her relationship problems.
As far as I could see, I saw no criticism Dr. Phil made of Dick’s points, and Dr. Phil had no advice for Dick or the anti-consumerism guy.
Now… Where can I purchase those sunglasses?
Suck on the “Dick” Hahahah im way to funny
I love that
Im sure dick is honored you can make time to defend him in between sessions with “Live webcam girls” Keep it up my good man. And remember winners never quit.
Lol
So you’re a man. Poor, stupid little whore. You think you know everything, don’t you?
Look around you, cunt. The bitch had an abusive, controlling boyfriend. Dick just states the truth.
Poor little bitch, impersonating a man like that and making pointless threats.
Hello Sirs, I just wanted to say Ive been spending a lot of time reading this website and im rather intrigued. I also have taken the time to link the Dr. Phil website and get to see 1st hand a PICTURE of the man behind this whole thing. With that being said it leads me to my first question. Have you ever actually come with in an arms distace of a (willing) woman? And if so does this belief of her being a whore come from the way she moves her ass as shes walking away from you? I just wanted to clear that up for you. Because if this is why, you should probabaly know that she is not doing it for sexual attention. This is only happening because she trying to pick up speed as quickly as possible. It may be because shes getting someone’s beer…or it may be because some other woman is standing on her corner…But im betting its because the nasty bald headed man with the skeezy mustache called “Dick” is smiling at her again. And its okay that she always walks away. Cus other wise you might not be able to devote every waking minute to this very particular, detailed website…Where you and all men of your kind can get together and resentingly want what you just can’t have. Thank you for your time men.
To the belly: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET ME A BEER!!!!! Like I said before, you ARE supporting this website by clicking on it and even more so by posting a comment (YOU STUPID BITCH!!!)
You (the belly) asked dazedandconfused if he was going to go and cry now?
Why would he? He is a MAN first and foremost!!!! He is MAN secondly, and thirdly he WILL NOT run and cry to anyone!!!!
The belly said: Let it be known that I really could care less about all of you and your “views” I simply find them childish and worthy of ridicule. If you have a problem with that then tough shit, I DON’T CARE!
Then why do you find it so important to post messages?
If you REALLY didn’t care what we were saying about you lying, cheating whores, then you would NOT respond and you would just leave us to our own comments!!!!!
Doubt: It is my personal opinion that wo-MEN consistantly talk about themelves because they are so fucking insecure!!! It’s like they think if they can create a diversion then they won’t have to face reality? So, they will end up sounding like selfish whores, because they don’t have the sense to talk about anything else.
SHUT THE FUCK UP & GET ME A BEER!!!!!
And where’s my pudding?
I tell you what I misunderstand. I misunderstand why you are still posting here if you hate the fuck out of what is said on this website. That confuses the shit out of me.
*D3C*
Again you misunderstand the use of the word “whore” on this website. Just like you misunderstand anything that has been brought up on this website.
For God sake quote something. You claim all this shit but have no proof to back it up. I have read a lot of Dick’s articles and posts, and I can clearly remember (as can many other people on this site no doubt) him saying that he condones the act of rape. Rape being legal?!? Sounds like the dumb shit that has been coming out of your mouth for the past few days.
“The Look”. Its called a sense of humour, honey. You are without a lot of your senses by the sound of it.
See, I don’t really like you bitches for exactly this reason. You just can’t stop flapping those lips of yours! You have nothing to say and yet you talk twice as much as a man!
“Western women feel very threatened by foreign women because they know they can not compete with them, so it makes western women feel worthless and obsolete. Western women know a man will always choose a non-western woman over a western woman if given a chance. It is like Chrysler’s former boss Lee Iacocca making you feel guilty for you to buy American cars while selling you the worst junk cars.”
- http://singleabroad.com
It’s about the language, Belly. It’s about what you can and do think (then say), not the way you mean yourself to be seen. And only among your friends is chauvinism more commonly known as being male-specific. That’s why you’ll read about “male chauvinism” in the New York Times and not “chauvinism.”
And no. Saying it was a quick, unthoughtfully used word (and that I’m a language nazi blah blah blah) won’t get you out. That it was unconsidered is the entire point. You’ve got the illness, stompy. That’s why you’re so bothered by this site and can’t stop posting.
Now git in that their kichn an a fix papa-bear sum pudn! HEEZ WATCHN THA NASCAR!