All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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Why do you necessarily think that all women are not created equal? I mean come on only a schovanistic pig would say that. So tell me, exactly how many women have you dated? And how does your mother even look at you. Asshole.
The same reason the man with the link beside hers has his penis in another mans anus. They’re just trying to get paid. With that being said before you all run in packs to say “THATS WHAT WE ARE ALL SAYING, WOMEN ARE WHORES” Please just take the time to realize that Iam not stupid, and am not trying to give you That little opening you seem to find in every other comment that goes against the grain or your exsistence. The one where you think they have finally contradicted themselves and you once again proved that men rule over women. Okay boys lets all put our claws and fangs away and hold off on ripping apart the sentance “They’re just trying to get paid.” And think for a moment. And once you’ve come up with nothing feel free to try and tear my ass up..
It’s a cunt/beta audience.
While even mainstream America is slanted for the weak and retarded, it’s not near as bad as daytime television.
I watched Idiocracy last night for the first time and it’s terrifying shit.
She started it, and I don’t fucking care about her anyway. She’s missing the whole point of this brilliant fucking website. Most of these guys are all saying that we have the bar set too low for ourselves and they don’t understand why. Yeah, there are meatheads on here too, but Belly is missing the whole fucking point because she wants to talk about her fucking thong. Anyway, I would talk that way to a stupid dude too.
How awfully condescending and female of you…who’s validating the stereotypes?
O.o
Do you listen t oyourself speak?
Christ it’s like shooting fish in a barrel.
No you were not destroying our hopes. We just got bored with you.
And why would anyone care that there are live webcam girls out there that men can occupy their free time with?
But most imprtantly…Why would men want to occupy their free time with live web cam girls…us…or them…????????????????
This is what they are talking about. Why would anyone BE a live webcam girl?
I’m not anyone’s bitch. I’m probably one of the only women here who isn’t brain washed. I have never met dick, and I never will. I don’t agree with many things on here, but I’m not threatened by those things either, because I’m able to thing objectively without busting a vein in my forhead. You are obviously not smart enough to understand what this website is really about.
Oh damn, it looks like they all have found someone else to bitch and nagg to death. How sad I was having so much fun destroying their hopes too!
Mr F(Female?) - your posts seem to imply that the entire basis for the viewpoints expressed on this site are related to sexual frustration - I can assure that this is most certainly not my case - you will just have to take my word for it - unless you actually want specific details. Its not a case of sexual frustration - its a case of frustration at so called equality backed by force - a case of frustration at constant tirades from women utilizing ongoing sexual diminuendo - frustration at the total failure to appreciate one simple fact.
Given that men invented, manufactured and utilise arms - if we all finally have enough of it - then we simply point the weapons - issue a global decree - and henceforth women will from now on be slaves. We have not done this - because we are in fact civilized. NOT because of empowered and dangerous women. How long this state of affairs will last is far from certain.
Oh, why would I be like that?
Was that meant to be sarcasm?
Cause that’s more like derision.
Why whatever do you mean?
Half wits like you haven’t heard of sarcasm. Hence proven.
*D3C*
That asn’t funny…it didn’t even make me chuckle. The other one made me laugh, “thank you for your time men”. That was the part that made me laugh, after going on a tirade against Dick and this site, he/she becomes polite and thanks the men. It made me laugh. What about that stirred you up dazza?
Actually no, you’re not. It’s not like you said anything new. Or did you think that wrapping cliches in squeaky packages made them somehow different?
Note: Your whole talking down to the poor, dumb men shtick definitely won’t help you here, idiot. There are no women clapping for you–only bitches, whores, cunts, thieves, and liars. Or does that absence of potential applause have something to do with why you’re so upset about this website? An interesting question. Think about it after you fuck off.
Number of brain cells in Clair’s head: 3.
Number of brain cells she uses to formulate sentences: 0.
See I can be funny too Clair. Funny as a donkeys ass.
*D3C*
Thankyou and goodbye Mr F.
*D3C*