All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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BA says it all doesn’t it.
*D3C*
PS.
Why don’t you want to depend on a man? They’re great in emergencies.
Hey, ToBad, If you were a man, you wouldn’t be able to brag that you are so fucking great the way you just did, because you would be NORMAL, not special. Men do so many great things, and they aren’t ever recognized for it. Why don’t you show some fucking respect.
“Dick”
I feel so bad for you that you honestly believe that ALL women are whores. You obviously have done some very biased research. Whatever you need to do to boost your selfesteem I guess have at it, your entitled to your opinion. Lucky for you your website views will boost due to Dr. Phil. Let me just tell you, I am fresh 21 years old and a female. I have graduated college with my BA and graduated with honors. I make MY OWN money, I run two exsisting business as well as I am opening my own in 6 months. I have NOBODY helping me for the exact fact that I am NEVER going to depend on a man. I am not against men but I am the only person that I can always count on. You honestly believe that all women are whores. Have you ever heard of the term “you are who you hang out with”, maybe if you get away from the gold diggers you will see there are many more women out there than the ones that cant do anything for themselfs. I am not saying your wrong because there are many women that go out to find a man to take care of her to make life easy, but let’s get real here, ALL women?? I feel so bad for whatever has happend to you to make this judgement but I think your the one with the REAL issue here and not the femal race.
It is inevitable.
Women with power are like children with power - it’s all about self aggrandizement and vanity.
Look at the nation destroying child in Pakistan. She’s so obsessed with herself as ruler and claims the people want her there, but they want her so much they incinerated a hundred random people at a parade to try to tell her otherwise.
I hope she’s killed sooner than later by the fundamentalists or even by US intelligence assets - after all we’re in a global war and her pity party could lead to our enemies getting nuclear weapons. On the upside the cities they would destroy are meccas of feminine/beta male deconstructionism.
oh well good then we are squaresies then. we are all having fun. yippie.
Thats an intelligent sentence if there ever was one, and I’m having a bucketload of fun, thanks.
*D3C*
Oh yeah, is that simple enough for YOU? or shall i bring it down a notch?
did i saw they couldn’t jackass? and i wasnt having a private chat. we were just messing with eachother and you busted in with your “look at me im a pompous ass” routine and killed the whole fun atmosphere. Congratulations you killer of fun.
If you want to have a private conversation, I hardly think a public forum is the place to have it. And I went through this before, mens website, men can post whatever the fuck and whenever the fuck they want. Is that simple enough for you?
*D3C*
Why is it that whenever I am actually having a conversation that doesn’t involve me or the other person being total asses to eachother, D3C comes along? I am beginning to think he is stalkng me or something….
Fascinating. *notes it down*
Wow we are all just full of smart ones tonite huh? Its a joke. Just shut up and enjoy it. You should atleast be happy I was being nice to him.
Don’t flatter yourself. The last thing any man would want to do is have a relationship with you, professionally or otherwise. It would be like having a relationship with a brick wall. Boring as shit and totally unfullfilling.
*D3C*
HA! “It would never work between us, I’m so sorry.”
Or therapy? I’m training to be a psychologist so I know the signs.
Ok, that one was funny!!
(yoga is fun you should try it if you haven’t already)
I’m sensing some hostility from you. Have you ever tried yoga?
To bad you weren’t beat by it alittle more……
Oh well lookie here! We are finally “blessed” by the man himself! I am in no way intimidated by you. In fact I find you to be the most pathetic thing on here. Go ahead say what you want I will be laughing at you the whole time.