All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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oooh….likey wants to know about jenn. whoo whoo….kissy kissy. lol
BS.
I’m from the south and every whore believes she is a Lady.
The word has lost it’s meaning.
Jenn do you live in the same country I do? Last I heard 54% of American women were obese. That’s 30 pounds over what they should weigh.
http://maddox.xmission.com/hatemail.cgi?p=1#CLUETRAIN
There’s one…but I know theres another where he says how people are so stupid that they think you read louder when you type in caps, or something like that. Hmm, I wanna find that one again.
Lol…Maddox…has anyone read that article Maddox wrote about this?
STOP SHOUTING…Doesn’t even know where the caps lock is…lol
Omg, I leave for a little while and now you all are talking about fashion and rock hard abs.
wow and they talk about us ladies……
No..Queen B’s husband is.
This is so very true!!! I have never asked my boyfriend for anything! I pay half of all the bills, I work a full time job, go to school at night, and still come home cook, clean, and take care of him (if you know what I mean) We also take turns paying for stuff that we do, I dont feel it is his responsibility if I have the means to do it myself. And in return for doing my part and helping him, when I need help with something or he knows I want something special..I GET IT!! Its a give/take relationship, You have to Comprimise! Ladies, to those of you that are, stop being gold diggers! I am from the south and down here ladies act like ladies, and we have class (some of us do) so get yourselves together!!
YUK. That is frigin gross. gross. YUK. why would you say that?! I HOPE TO GOD that you were talking about biceps or something.
You know, you really make me laugh! You think you are so “experianced” about the nature of a woman, that you have enough room to speak for all women? Let me fill you in, not all woman are whores. And for your reasoning behind why they cheat is because they had a “couple drinks” in them, of course if I was your woman I would cheat on you too, better yet I would leave your ass, or I would drink ALOT all the time!! You are pathetic!! How about we start our own website “Woman are Smarter than Men” and we can discuss how horrible you are? You know your mother is a woman, and Im assuming you think she is a whore too? Well if she wasnt fucking your dad in the back seat of that O so great invention that you “MEN” created, the 77 Chevelle, you wouldnt be here!?! Which you probably dont even know who your dad is because he probably left your mom when she found out she was pregnant, which proves men are STUPID ASS PUSSY’S!!!!
I agree all women are whores. It doesn’t take much to get them to cheat… just a couple drinks and presto , they are able to justify..it was the alchol that “made” her do it… yep all of em WHORES!!
lol nice one MansVoice
Chill out beer guy, Dakota is cool. Whats smoking your house?
Dakota Smith: Ok, I googled it. I am not impressed! She has pasties on her tits and she’s covered from the waist down. Big fucking deal!!!
I still say your MAN CARD has been revoked!!!
And is this REALLY happening? Are you MEN? seriously posting about fucking fashion? Holy fuck, I must be on the wrong fucking site!!!!
What the fuck is going on?????
Ooo, well something equally rocky and hard can also be offered.
Also, if all you guys could post pictures of your rock hard abs, that would be awesome.
You women just say anything. The truth is your enemy.
I weigh 111 and I do not know of many girls my age (23) or older that are overweight, most of us work out at least three times a week. Do you live in Texas? That could explain why all the women you know are overweight
I became 18, but I consider myself the youth of today. I also know, that things only get popular if popular kids do it. Most popular guy plays pokemon cards.
OMG BUY 50000 CARDS NOW NOW NOW TO LOOK COOL.
Sickening, yet interesting. (I resisted the ‘trends’)
I’m still part of this generation anyhow (Mostly because I can use a fucking computer haha. Not to insult old people, but they don’t know how. Bless them).
I’m the youngest one here probably, but I got my lesson in life like a train hitting me carring 5000 tonnes of steel.