All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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December 5th, 2007 at 9:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Geeze, and here I thought those OTHER women really sucked, here comes another blowhard to prove me wrong………..
So, here, let me help kick your lazy ass to the door, which is the most fun of all the posts…………cannon fodder is cheap and expendable after all….
@lalalla
Completely the opposite of smart. Yes, I am smarter than you. My posts prove it over and over. I like proving it too, here, let me prove it to you simpleton. I like that very much. You won’t though, but the smart ones like you of course are not smart enough to understand it………..
Wow. I spelled a word wrong. That kicks ass. Unlike you, I can do FULL sentences, most of the time showing how I am smarter than your typical troll-ness. Neat! What you post is what you are full of: Shit.
Reading all of it makes me want to go dump that double-meat cheeseburger just recently, which does, in retrospect and “epitomey”, resemble you………
No, you have not argued shit, you have simply talked LONGER and LOUDER, no matter your beaten and stinking ass. But hey, I guess being stupid AND stubborn shows your superior………..yeah, it really does.
Yes, I feel like assuming, but without the lame invectives that you require to speak in. Such as: I assume you are complete freaking retard, you keep posting as if you are smart! That just rocks! My feeling is that you will KEEP posting in order to KEEP arguing, but offer little or nothing, as everyone knows, to prove anything at all. See? Beat you……..again.
By sheer dint of total word count you do NOT win, but you do become more irritating than the horseflies in your britches, that is true.
And insulting FUCKING IDIOTS is what I have resorted to. As for a lady, you are obviously not, young is easier, because you speak exactly as my niece would. Cool!
No, you changed your name like you do your IQ level, it still means you are fucking dumb, but nice try.
What you have is a free mind, so open it rolls right out of your acorn shaped head. The free time simply means you are not out doing something constructive, which, while proving many man-points, also means at least you ain’t out flatbacking and getting pregnant, which we all expect you will soon enough stinky pinky.
I have won every argument I have ever had with you, being a fucking moron doesn’t make YOU win, but it makes my CONTINUING wins much easier…………..
And “Man” up there obviously is not. That is neat, at least there IS a place for pole-smokers in the world, namely cleaning my house because straight men won’t do it…………we are out banging “Vagina”.
December 6th, 2007 at 6:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Oh! Chromosomes? HOW DEEP!
I don’t put effort into it because I don’t care. And how the hell does a bad choice of name annoy you? Grow up. If you are so high and mighty, just look the other way and stop bitching. Damn.
You thought I couldn’t annoy you more? Lady, if you thought that was bad I just feel sorry for you. I hope to god you never have children… you will probably strangle them! I could bring the storm if I wanted… but it’s a waste. You aren’t worth it.
December 6th, 2007 at 7:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Right. A girly-girl kick anyone’s ass.
You are trying to physically intimidate somebody over the internet. I’m going to put together your best works and make a piece out of it. Too bad I don’t know your real name, unless your parents appropriately named you vagina for your entitlement complex.
Say, is it okay if I just put ‘triple-penetrated?’ Thanks, sweetheart!
December 9th, 2007 at 10:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
What are you, twelve? I couldn’t read over half of that because of poor spelling, punctuation, and grammar. Not to mention the way that you constructed most of your sentences was horrendous, and you also used words you obviously don’t understand.
Now what as that about how smart you are? Oh right, I believe you said something along the lines of “…makes me want to go dump that double-meat cheeseburger just recently, which does, in retrospect and “epitomey”, resemble you.”
Ha ha. There you have it gentlemen! This IS the next Einstein!
(The last part really cracks me up. I see what he was trying to say, but once again he didn’t put in the time and thought required to pull it off.)
December 9th, 2007 at 10:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
I said that when referring to ‘being annoying,’ not physically harming anyone. Even though I could. I am my team’s top striker, and being physically fit is a requirement. Plus I can kick ANY ball at over 72 miles per hour. Want to know how that feels?
December 9th, 2007 at 12:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6db06b2e65288
Please try kicking a bowling ball at over 72 MPH and let us know how it feels.
December 9th, 2007 at 4:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Not since grade school have I ever wanted to punch someone in the mouth so badly.
Girly-girl, you are making a lot of people very angry at you. Just fuck off and walk away, girly, just fuck off. It’s a dangerous habit to piss people off just for the hell of it, girly-girl. Using that kind of language just anywhere will get you hurt - people only know you by what you say..
December 9th, 2007 at 4:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Hmm, screech, lalala, and vagina. Don’t babies use those noises for attention?
Aww, just a widdle baby girl. Just a baby, just a little baby.
December 9th, 2007 at 6:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Ha ha. Funny. But it actually wouldn’t hurt that much… not if it was done properly. We used to have to do a practice kicking sand filled soccer balls. It teaches you how to avoid getting shin splints while still delivering a powerful kick. I see you missed the joke- or mad a sad attempt at cracking your own. Yeah, good one.
December 9th, 2007 at 6:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Oh, another girly-girl insult! How horrifying! Especially considering the fact that I am pretty much the opposite of a girly girl…
It’s a dangerous habit to piss people off? Yeah, only if you can’t back it up. I can. And I only make it a habit when fighting for something that I deem worthy.
Do you know what is a dangerous habit? Polluting society with small minded, sexist ideals. You all shoot back with the “homophobe” response whenever anyone calls you gay for supporting this site, like you all think you are a step up. How is being sexist better that being a homophobe? News flash- IT’S ALL IGNORANCE. It’s the same as racism. You are passing judgement on an entire group of people based on the actions of a few. I’m sorry for whatever reason you are the way you are, but that doesn’t mean that I have any obligation to support you. I have every right to my own opinion, now matter how much you like, or dislike that fact.
December 9th, 2007 at 7:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Funny, mocking me with a lame ‘widdle baby’ insult, and thinking that it makes ME look like the immature one.
Wow, comedian, ‘manly man,’ professional biggot… Is there anything you DON’T DO?
December 9th, 2007 at 7:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
A compilation of my best works? Aw, thanks hun! But considering the fact that “triple penetrated” would be false and misleading, I think we should go for something more truthful and honest. Since it is coming from your point of view, we could call it “Schooled.”
When I make yours, we’ll call it “Top 10 ways to look like a jack ass.”
December 9th, 2007 at 8:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 760b548eaa6d9
Screech, you can come off as taking the high road but anyone who doesn’t profile relationships based on past experience is a bloody moron.
December 9th, 2007 at 9:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
No… Anyone who profiles people in general based on personal relationships is an ignorant fool. And judging people based on someone else’s actions is unfair and just plain stupid- on your part.
December 9th, 2007 at 10:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Vagina, your ball joke was not funny - those types of jokes are overused and never were funny.
December 10th, 2007 at 1:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 68de21237d859
Because MABTW. End.
December 10th, 2007 at 3:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 6db06b2e65288
Thats another thing that men are better at. Having a sense of humor. If you want to see something really funny, try watching women trying to play soccer. Fucking hilarious. They would have sold more tickets if they had advertised the womens world cup final as a comedy show rather than a serious sporting event.
December 10th, 2007 at 4:43 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Just many hairy dykes running around on a field. Each taking a shot at something half the size of their vagina.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Ok- so maybe we avoid the whole foot to the peaches joke. You said I couldn’t beat down anyone on this site… and I just had to let you know that I could literally kick the shit out of you.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
That’s just about as fair as me saying “All you fags are sub human pieces of shit.” Only I am above something as childish as that.