All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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November 11th, 2007 at 2:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 581667e3d0f08
Its sad that it takes very little to turn a female into an ignorant and vain whore. I am the type of guy that will give any woman a chance. That’s something rare for women. I’ve dated women I would probably never consider a match -buy that seems to be an extreme rarity for women today.
All they do is grovel over the “hottest” young male on tv -or in some emo band.
Women are fucking stupid. They want the best -but do nothing note-worthy to earn it. I guess after all that time in the kitchen, you whores still need some time to catch up.
November 11th, 2007 at 2:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 6df9b34677cee
Dick has discussed Disney before on this site. It is therefore feasible that a child finds their way here through a search for Disney.
Perhaps her parents will take action. I know I would if I had a child that stumbled here and was abused.
All your claims are crap, Vindication, because there is no age warning disclaimer on this site. Did you have to click a “do not enter here if you are less than 18″ before you arrived on the name page? No you did not. This site needs one of those but I guess Dick doesn’t really care about how this might affect anyone or anything but his own bank balance. It’s just all a big money making joke to him and obviously, to you.
November 11th, 2007 at 2:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 64e5da04d30d3
Clair, you are really good at drawing out completely fucking useless arguments when really there is no point in continuing them. You always bring us back to square one by asking essentially the same question over and over. There is a 12 year old girl on hear (allegedly), so fucking what? She was spoken to in a manner untoward your gracious sociopathic morals, so fucking what? Its not that big a deal. Get over it.
*D3C*
November 11th, 2007 at 3:28 am - IP Man-Hash: ceeb4e25bbf8e
Clair, I will talk to anybody I want anyway I please. Just because you can not censure me is no reason to get all bitchy and cuntish.
We aren’t going to make any special accommodations here. This is no children’s website, little whore. No need to be the stupid slut you are.
1st amendment. No need to go bleeding all over the constitution again. It’s like how I’m a filthy pervert just for having ‘unpure’ thoughts about the superior sex - people just don’t like you when you act like you’re better than them.
You don’t know what’s best for everyone, slut, so stop ‘defending’ yourself here. So far, the only thing your patrol squads have done is become convenient examples of female insolence.
November 11th, 2007 at 6:12 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Remind me why she’s telling men how to talk to women on this site?
November 11th, 2007 at 6:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 36db0c7b65d25
Has anyone read “The Female Con?” it’s an e book I saw advertised on the Tom Leykis website…
I need some literature about how women need to have their minds controlled by men for their own good, and the greater good on a global scale..
ps- Liberty, I knew you were a dude.
November 11th, 2007 at 6:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 1a464ca3b1cac
Any chance someone can upload Dick’s Dr. Phil appearance again? The WMV on the website and Google Video links don’t show it pu.
November 11th, 2007 at 6:28 am - IP Man-Hash: d8dfaf3496c8b
@ Anon: Seconded. It seems they were closed/deleted? Many thanks.
November 11th, 2007 at 6:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 46bb66504b900
@ Clair: This was a fine rebuttal. This is the internet and to be more precise, a site for men and by men. It is no place for the ignorant, the weak or the young. It certainly isnt a place you would want to be unless you are matured and rational enough to handle rough, crude discourse. She came on this site, delicate in her years, saw the “No women allowed” sign and yet continued to post. By doing so, the gloves are off. Simple as that.
No man here would talk shit to a 12 year old child off the street because we know them to be young and weak. But coming on here, she is making herself an easy target especially if she is insensitive and retarded.
November 11th, 2007 at 9:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 1a464ca3b1cac
The episode featuring Dick is going to be on CTV at 5PM ET tomorrow, Monday 12th November.
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/show/CTVShows/20040816/DrPhil-de fault/20070803/
Would someone be as kind as to make a copy of the show available from it? I live in Europe so I can’t access Canadian TV, but I do want to see Dick’s Mantastic work..
November 11th, 2007 at 10:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ed1627857ff5
1. Cancer is not cured.
2. A penis will not cure smallpox.
3. What do you consider nuns?
November 11th, 2007 at 10:37 am - IP Man-Hash: d7677dd907e52
No. The burden of proof is hers. Otherwise what is to stop anyone from going to any site where heated discussions occur and yelling “OMG I’M ONLY TWELVE, STOP SAYING BAD THINGS!”
It’s a moot point. If she’s not twelve, there is no issue. If she is, she shouldn’t fucking be here.
Apparently she does not understand what the internet is. I would suggest that as she doesn’t understand what it is, she should refrain from using it until she DOES understand. If you’re a twelve year old girl you should be using the internet for looking up your favourite bands, checking email from friends, downloading games, and doing your homework.
NOT logging into a site with such an antagonistic title as “Men are Better Than Women” which you happened to learn about while watching talk-shows which frequently feature highly sexual topics and emotionally charged paternity tests.
This forum is uncensored. Because because some dumbass parent (once again, I’m voting single mother) let their kid in here, the deliberations are not going to grind to a halt.
For all I know, EVERYONE here could be very cleverly disguised twelve year olds. For all I know some cruel adult is reading this to their kids as a bedtime story. For all I know some evil soul is going out there and murdering someone every time I post the a specific keyword. If that is happening, I can safely say, however, that it is not my fault nor the fault of anyone else here who chooses to engage in the discussion.
Bottom line, 12 or not, she is NOT our responsibility. Jump into a lion den, you might get bitten.
November 11th, 2007 at 10:56 am - IP Man-Hash: c331766f3f012
i love to be treated like a whore and be verbally humiliated
November 11th, 2007 at 11:32 am - IP Man-Hash: a4d09f925fa82
Yeah, Vindication makes a fine point.
This place isnt for the weak or ignorant. The truth hurts and that is why Dick explicitly put up a sign “No women allowed”. Most women are unable to handle the harsh brutality installed for them on this site and what happens? Inane and asinine remarks.
November 11th, 2007 at 11:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 1a464ca3b1cac
For all I know some cruel adult is reading this to their kids as a bedtime story.
What’s so cruel about it? It’s a lesson in the realities of life, surely?
November 11th, 2007 at 11:59 am - IP Man-Hash: d7677dd907e52
For all the truth that happens here, this level of discussion is not for children. There are better ways to teach children to respect each other. The base ideas here might be appropriate, it’s just the delivery that wouldn’t fly with a kid.
Children grow up too fast already. Let us not hasten it further.
November 11th, 2007 at 12:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: ae179e9967da1
Who am I or you or anyone to say what someone else should or shouldn’t be doing. If a 12 year old wants to be here, then it’s a free fucking country. Censorship is Censorship. According to nature, 12 year olds are adults - that’s when puberty starts. There are 6 billion people on this planet - what are you going to do, protect everybody? Besides, truth is for everyone.
Now, on to important things actually worth discussing (that is, discussions that don’t involve responding to whores). Where can we view the Dr. Phil show? Dick, can you at least post a transcript of the show on your site?
November 11th, 2007 at 12:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: dc0655c283574
I believe Elchauvinisto said he will be taping the episode and posting it on a source like Youtube. Check the Man Media located in the main forums for further details. I will post a link when I see one.
November 11th, 2007 at 1:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 230881a8e68d1
WOW! This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen! Now before we all start getting all emotional, both the men and the women, let me tell you all something. Both Chauvinists and Feminists think that they are better than the other this we all knwo to be the truth and we accept it for what it is. But have any of them really sat down and thought about any of what they are saying? THINK ABOUT IT PEOPLE! For one thing it takes both a man AND a woman to create life so therefore neither is better than the other because we wouldn’t exsist without the other! For another (yes this is directed at the chauvinists) we ALL start out in the womb as female! Like it or not its the truth and therefore would blow any ideas you have about being better completely out of the water. As for the Feminists, how can you be so againist women but then get married and have MALE children right along with the female children. If males are so horrible ad you hate them soooo much then that must mean you hate your own children. Don’t get me wrong I love being a woman just as much as the next but all of this useless bickering about something so insignificant is moronic! You want to make a difference go fight the war, go get involved in politics, or go run a bussiness. This isn’t just something one sex or another can do but everyone. The Chauvinists say that women are no god at anything but I ask them, who was it that during WW2 took over the jobs when almost al of the men in this country went to war? WOMEN! I ask the Feminist who is it that when they are taking care of the family and home or are sick ad cannot work, who is bringing home the money? MEN! (please note that I am not saying women do not work, I am just stating a point) Sop just give it up and realise that without one the other cannot and will not survive!
November 11th, 2007 at 1:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 77fd3754a1322
Please try breaking down your drivel into a few paragraphs and we might even bother reading it.