All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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November 10th, 2007 at 1:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5e64f680c1c1f
OK, I’m 12. And yes, I’m a girl. And yeah, I saw you on the Dr. Phil show…. that’s kinda how I found this website. Dude, you’re just out of your mind.
You said that the belief in God is all crap.
Or do you just hate him for not giving you a brain…???
If there was no God …. who made people? Monkeys? ok, who made monkeys???? If Christianity is crap than why is it all about learning to love one another and to share with others and not to kill, hate or anything else you’re doing. Especially judging.
Or maybe you want to do all those things???
So I guess you’re not afraid of hell, oh, wait, you don’t believe in that either. I’m not going to judge. I’m not going to call you names or anyhting. Because I know there will come a day when you remember this comment of mine and it’ll be too late to confess your sins.
Call me crap. Call this comment crap. Say all the bad words you want to say. Have something against women. keep this website as long as you want. I don’t care. You can curse me all you want. It ain’t gonna make me feel bad. I’m glad I’m a girl. Every single girl should be.
God bless you….
And please put some sense to your mind!
November 10th, 2007 at 1:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: ceeb4e25bbf8e
And you have more life experience than all of us men put together.
It’s a real shame that a parent can’t just put the lead out and force a child to understand that having a hole in her crotch does not make her better than everyone else.
Hate to break it to you, but you have no right to be judging us without expecting us to return the favor. It’s cute that you have so much to say about our sex lives and all, but if statistics are any indication, your kind dresses and looks sluttier, quicker, than any generation in the history of man-kind.
That isn’t something to take pride in, stupid little girl. Your character and only your character is what people must judge you by.
The worst part is, she’s indistinguishable from the girls here who are little ladies or are ‘very mature for their age.’
Getting DDs from the implants/treatments does not make you very mature for your age. It makes you unhealthy and, naturally, rely on your body and nothing else for attention. Hence, no man would ever want a little cunt like you. Now leave, this is no place for the stupid.
November 10th, 2007 at 3:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4474acb7ced14
You are confusing Dick with the spineless anti social half man that appeared on the show. Dick did not say anything about god or religion in the show. He stated that men are better than women.
November 10th, 2007 at 5:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7fda3d35e4d97
And another funny thing about divorces now-a-days made by women is they say if a married couple is having money problems then it hard to keep the marriage together… thats funny because isnt it said in the vows you take through sickness and poorness, or whatever. I’ve never heard of a man wanting to divorce his wife because they were having money troubles at the time, i’ve only heard of women divorcing because of this situation… so now marriage has become protitution aslo… its fucking sad… this is the feminists doing and it must be stopped at once!
Also Sad i have some advice for you about what you wanted to know
When dealing with relationships, almost everything is left to illogic.
Think of this, women find bad boys sexy, but nice guys just friends. Now no one is saying to get women you gotta be a scum bag, but you gotta be fair to yourself, and thats what bad boys do with confidence, they live in their world and girls are just guests in it, and you can tell a guest to get the fuck outta your place at anytime when you FEEL like it, because its your WOLRD. And don’t think this is some new crap that has just started in the last 50 years, this takes it back to the beginning of time, its just that since theres more people living in the world now, its been amplified, with the help of feminist media ofcourse.
Heres a good tip. Learn to say NO! if you dont feel like doing something for a woman say NO! try your best to say no as much as possible, even if you do feel like it,say no still, the more you practice it the more comfortable you will feel saying it, and women will see that , women will call all men jerks based on the ones that already fucked them over and left and the actual good guys who just want to make a woman happy will get all the shit for it. Thats not fair to YOU! or any man for that matter.
You shouldn’t have to pay for anyone elses doing, or messed up experiances.
And with the whole you’ve been cheated on. This is your own fault and let me tell you why. Now logically its not, but we’re dealing with relationships here. You were probably giving those girls everything they wanted. Being a yes man, being submissive, or not being fair to yourself. How can you expect any woman, or anybody for that matter to give you the respect you KNOW you deserve if your not giving it to yourself. Humans are alot like vultures, they’ll take advantage of the situation when the opprotunity arises.
DON’T GIVE THEM THAT OPPROTUNITY!
If you date a woman who claims she independant and doesn’t need a man to take care of her, if your on a date with one of these, get her to pay for her own shit, you pay for yours she pays for hers. And don’t tell me thats not gentlemanly because it is, isnt that considered treating them as equals and respecting that, and a gentleman shows respect.
If you date a needy, bitchy or especially bitter towards men type of woman, rule still applies, they’re already gonna be looking for the worst in you. When your out with a woman, don’t try to make the evening enjoyable for both, make sure YOU enjoy your evening, shes just tagging along enjoying it WITH you, if shes not, tell her to leave or you just leave, as i said before you be a submissive pussy and your gonna get fucked like one, and not in the good way.
I have so much more I can say on this subject, but it would be so long no one would end up reading it haha. So I suggest you go listen to Tom Leykis or David De Angelo, these guys no what they’re talkin about when it comes to dealing with women, and share similar views that i do on this same subject.
And yes many things i said have been left unclear cause i was typing in a rush. Take Care.
November 10th, 2007 at 7:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
What the hell is wrong with you? God how old are you first? She was a 12 year old girl. Fucking grow up. She’s not even in highschool yet, she’s probably really hurt because she’s beginning to realise that ass holes like you exist that don’t believe she is worth as much as the boy sitting next to her in class and she’s speaking her mind (which she has every right to do) and you talk so crudely to her. She is little girl. You make me sick.
November 10th, 2007 at 7:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
I think the only thing that makes you a chauvinist is when you said women were good for only two things; kitchen and bedroom. I don’t know if you really believe that, but if you do, thats the only thing chauvinistic about you.
November 10th, 2007 at 8:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: d7677dd907e52
This is no place for 12-year olds. Please leave.
We can’t tone everything down just because someone who is 12 is here. If that was the case, I’m sure half of the women who are (not supposed to be) here would start crying that they were 12, just to try to blow out some of the flames.
Please leave. None of us can be responsible for what you read here.
November 10th, 2007 at 9:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
At least that was done nicely with tact…unlike the assshole doubt. Maybe you should teach doubt a thing or two.
November 10th, 2007 at 10:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 36db0c7b65d25
@Clair: Clair, this is the funniest website ever- don’t miss some of the only first class humor you are going to see for a while. Yeah, they are ass holes on here, but they’re trying to get you the fuck off so they can be funny when you’re not looking.
Also, on the serious side- there is some pretty good stuff in here about gender issues that you’re not going to find anywhere else- I didn’t realize this, but men are totally censored in the everyday world.
Are your panties too tight?
November 10th, 2007 at 10:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
I don’t care. That was really uncalled for especially being directed at a little girl. I don’t see how you can’t see that.
November 10th, 2007 at 10:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: f99d80a8a7b13
Um, wow. I’m a woman and I think that was the dumbest fucking question ever.
Men are supposed to want other women.
All women are whores. We only want our man to be faithful to us so there isn’t competition, but ALL businesses, even that of sex, absolutely need competition or there is motivation to to provide better and wider ranged services and reasonable prices. If a whore (wife, girlfriend, whatever you want to call her) doesn’t provide competitive services and prices, she deserves to be replaced by someone younger, thinner, and more flexible.
C’mon, even a woman could understand that theory. We like that there are a dozen different restaurants, department stores, even grocery stores within 5 miles of where we live so that we have choices and so that the service we get is of the highest quality. Why would men feel any differently?
November 10th, 2007 at 10:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 36db0c7b65d25
No, I see it, but the internet is like the wild west. There are a lot worse things on the internet that that 12 year old girl is going to come across if she googles “men and women.”
Also, it’s her parents job to censor her if anyone should…
November 10th, 2007 at 10:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 36db0c7b65d25
Liberty, I don’t agree with you at all. I don’t think intimate realtionships (marriage or friendship) between people should be reduced to a business transaction or a metaphor of one either, except in humor-
I understand the theory, 100% but I don’t agree with it, and I think if you just assume that all men go into relationships thinking one way, you aren’t giving them credit. By the way, I have no problem with naked lady magazines- I was just trying to do some brain picking.
ps- I don’t like shopping at all- I fucking hate it more than anything, especially for clothes, and I’m not competitive. Competitions make me feel like I’m going to puke. So, you and I are coming from different female perspectives, AND a man said it wasn’t stupid, so that means its not stupid.
November 10th, 2007 at 11:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 36db0c7b65d25
November 10th, 2007 at 11:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Of course there is worse things she could come across. And yeah, maybe if she’s on her parents computer they should look into web censoring, but seriously, how can you defend him after he was so crude to a little girl? For fucks sake, she was 12. Fine talk to me like that, talk to Female like that. But you can tell that this little girl is hurt and some stupid old “man” talks to her like that. She is a little girl. Has he no compassion?
November 10th, 2007 at 11:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 36db0c7b65d25
Has anyone here read “The Great Female Con” ??? What did you think?
November 11th, 2007 at 1:18 am - IP Man-Hash: d7677dd907e52
This, ultimately, is a website for some of the harsher topics and conversations life has to offer us. While I have no desire to see a 12 year old here (if she is in fact 12, which she may not even be,) the fact remains that she should not be here, and to ask anyone to turn down the levels of their speech is unreasonable. Adults deserve to have an uncensored forum if they wish, and just because some unsupervised 12 year old wanders in, it should not have to come to a screeching halt.
I, personally, think that 12 year olds shouldn’t be watching Dr. Phil either. Looks like yet another child whose parent (most likely a single mother, I’m guessing) has chosen to shirk her parental responsibilities. I feel badly for that (supposed) child, but ultimately it is the parent’s fault.
Are you reading this, mother of that kid? Get your fucking kid off of this site, off of the afternoon talk shows, and spend some quality time with her. Go to a fucking park or something. Read together. Something other than this.
November 11th, 2007 at 1:53 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Point taken, but you gotta agree he didn’t have to speak to her like that.
November 11th, 2007 at 2:24 am - IP Man-Hash: d7677dd907e52
How do we even know she’s twelve? How do we know she’s not three times that age, and using the age excuse to dodge a few insults?
I would not walk up to a 12 year old on the street and say such things, but the internet is a different beast. I cannot fault him. If it is anyone’s fault it is her parent’s. Now if we brought the discussion to something geared towards kids, like Disney or some such thing, then yes, that is wrong.
Here though, one cannot hide behind the cloud of what one claims to be. The gloves are off here, and if she is in fact 12, she should be gone. Anything anyone reads here is at their own risk, and her parents should be taking action.
November 11th, 2007 at 2:33 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
No. You are wrong. Ok, she may not be 12, but then again I could be a 40 year old Japanese man in panties for all you know. But for all he knows she is telling the truth, he should not have talked to her like that.
I liked the way you handled it, why couldn’t he had handled it in a similar fashion? What, is it so beyond him? For all we know it really was a 12 year old girl, and what he did was wrong.