Women Could Be Great…
Through some creative editing liberties, the Dr. Phil show gave America this gem from yours truly, Dick Masterson.
“Women could be great.” -Dick Masterson
Just like everything I’ve ever said or ever will say, I stand by that. Women could be great. Women could be successful, intelligent, happy, and even wise. They just have to follow these two steps:
1. Shut the fuck up.
2. Listen to a man.
And then repeat those steps as often and as quickly as possible. Otherwise, what you have on your hands is an unhappy bitch who needs a leash.
“Shut the fuck up and listen to a man,” is the missing page from my All Purpose Womanual for Ladies the Dr. Phil people chopped off. A puppet can’t fuck up, and neither can a woman while she’s doing what she’s told. I have personally seen a woman hook up a stereo. It was amazing, it turned me on, and she did it by following my instructions as silently as possible.
But does she deserve any credit? How is hammering in a nail yourself different from instructing a woman to hammer in a nail? In the latter case, you’re just using an extra tool and taking twice as long. The man-brain is still calling the shots.
How is being the president of the United States different from instructing your wife to do it? If she’s following my Womanual, you just bought yourself a second term.
There has been no great human endeavor dependent on a woman. Science, medicine, the Kentucky Derby, even motherhood is dependent on a man. Without a man, motherhood is called “martyrdom”. Getting drunk with no panties on and passing out outside of a club does not count as a “great human endeavor”. And “dependent on” does not mean “employs a statistically representative sample”. That is bullshit.
The percentage of women who were Leonardo da Vinci is always going to be zero.
Men have an inherent greatness and betterness over all things. We can understand where facts and figures come from. Contrary to what women believe, statistics are not brought into our lives by a magical man-stork who wants to punish women with math. Quite the contrary. Statistics are a numerical representation of reality. For example, the statistic that says the average American woman is 5′4″ and weights 165 lbs. is a numerical representation of the reality that American women are big fat fucking pigs.
Here’s another statistic: 100% of Australian women are frigid and annoying.
Men can grasp the nature of cause, effect, and their implications on the world around us. We can create something of value from nothing. We can have sex with many different partners while not feeling bad about it. That’s awesome.
Women could be great. But just because a log could be a cigar store Indian doesn’t mean it won’t get termites. Just because a woman apes her way into the Fortune 500 doesn’t mean she isn’t a single romantic addiction away from epic self-sabotage.
There is no exception to the rule. There is only submission to it.
Tossing scads of “successful” women into a bag, lighting it on fire, and then putting it on my door step is not a practical joke against me and it’s certainly not a practical joke against manliness. It proves my fucking point. The only way women can be successful is by acting like men for as long as their wicked tongues will let them. That doesn’t mean some women are great. That doesn’t mean some women could be great. That means men are better than women.
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The comment below…is why men call you a whore and why call you a bitch,
Feminazzies are always spading hatred especially towards other women, calling them bitches and sluts.
A man would not call Julia a bitch. Only you are.
Agreed. If more women listened to men and did what they’re told, which is their purpose in life, then they’d be a lot happier. I know I am!
Respect!
I know your a useless piece of lobotomized approval seeking weak crap.
WORDS OF WISDOM:
Only other women call normal women a slut, crap and other names.
Men call – crap, bitch, slut, pig… the other women, who call names normal women.
WHENEVER A WOMAN RESIST A MAN IT ONLY MEANS THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER> THE MORE SHE RESISTS THE MORE ( and you can bet anything on that) THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER.
If a man doesn’t get a woman who resists him, he has not missed a thing.
NOT a woman
Men should listen to women often. We know better.
a puppet can fuck up if the puppetier is an idiot
Single mothers are definately puppetiers and idiot. Just look at all the criminals they raise.
well no… cause then its not the puppet fuckin up but the puppetier
According to some women, it follows that ‘all men are idiots’? Up yours. Women single-handedly create more misogynists than nature could ever do on His own. Get over yourself. If women were half as smart as they believe they are; of course there actually would be less problems on the planet. Since this is not the case, what do all these ’smart women’ do with their day besides bash men to make themselves look like more? Here is the laundry list; women spend most of their time admiring themselves in the mirror, put on makeup while driving (stupid wenches), do their hair while driving, (stupid wenches), talk on the cell phone while driving oblivious to reality (really stupid wenches), and last but not least, yammering endlessly about how smart they are. Yammering does not make it so. Show us the money, baby, show us the money.
Hello Children,
Brain Studies for Kids.
http://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/heshe.html
your last relationship must have been a disaster , because your obviously blaming all women for whatever bitch pissed you off , or maybe your secretly gay you ass-pirate!
and how is it possible all women are whores , have you met all the women on the planet.
thats like saying all men are strong , and everyone knows some men are weak. its so fucking sad how you have no respect for women , no wonder you hate them , because they all obviously hate you! lol
i remember when you were on the dr.phil show and that women bad-mouthed you in the audience , you got the video on this retarded website , and she embarresed herself by saying i didnt hear you wen she did , she should have gone up there and kicked your balls in!! i would have!! :P
i hope you dont have a daughter because imagine having a prejudice father like you! and i doubt you would love her either!
if your sooo much better than women who are obviously superior than you because your a loser , answer this , on the dr.phil show you said you did’nt hate women , then why have who wrote things like their pigs who roll in shit and they just want men for money and all those insults and that crap about them? everyone knows you do.
p.s you have also said and wrote women are useless and no women have ever invented anything or made cures , so you must have never heard of marie curie who died of the discovery of radiation , thanks to her many lives have been saved. my advise to you is dont write something you dont know shit about.
She was the wife of fellow-Nobel-laureate Pierre Curie
guess who did all the work?
I can tell by her verbiage she has spent time in a college of some sort. Probably beauty school, but nonetheless. The words prejudice, hate, and marie curie reak of reeducation camp language. She comes on here and parrots Professor Cunt from World Affairs 101 and doesn’t even get the facts right.
Come on woman, this doesnt even involve math but you still cant get it right. Marie Curie did coin the term “radioactivity,” but it was the French physicist Henri Becquerel who actually discovered radioactivity in 1896. Coining a term is hardly an invention. I mean hey, I coined the term cunt, but I won’t claim to have invented the internet
You cunts miss the point with Dick’s premise. 90% of all inventions are by men. The other 10% are worthless inventions that apes would probably have discovered anyway. Obviously there are exceptions to the rule, only the exceptions we really don’t give a shit about.
Dally, see the “Girls Just Want to have Sums” episode of The Simpsons if you haven’t already, ‘cos in one scene, Homer explains to Marge just that. How men have invented everything that ever mattered in this world, and women contributed little scraps. I’m surprised Dick hasn’t posted a clip of that.
I dont know where you get your information from but its sounds like it comes from a monkeys ass, it was discovered by the marie and her husband, her husband died for his studies, very noble and marie bravely continued finnaly discovering the radio activity and its effects, she died too for her lifes work.
more then anything you have ever done.
Try spell check or a good dictionary; your point has been lost due to inaccuracy, copy cat male bashing, and bad spelling. No soup for you, one year.
WOW!! Its funny you complain about women bitching all the time when that seems to be all your full of. Obviously, if it werent for a woman (your mother) you wouldnt be here to use up oxygen that some decent human being could use. Practice what you preach DICK and shut the fuck up!!!!
Why do women continue to give ‘credit’ to mom for a man being on the planet? Duh. Duh, and duh again. Without a man, she would not have conceived in the first place. The ignorance from some of these women on this site provide more irrefutable proof why space aliens HOVER and do NOT land on this planet No intelligent life on this rock. News flash to women on this site that want a place to vent their bitter, male bashing crap; the next time you have a thought…let it go.
Who the hell bottle fed you, changed your filthy diapers and held you, moron? Yeah that’s right , woman. Maybe you should of been left in a garbage dumpster as an infant.
“Oh and by the way I came from a single mother and guess what? I’m an honours student in university and I have never ever ever been in any kind of trouble… weird. You shouldn’t generalize so much. A lot of people who are fucked up and in prison were malested by men… and it’s weird how you don’t see many women running around raping people and malesting children… or robbing stores… and isn’t it strange how most men in prison are MALE?
Female inmates are more likely than male inmates to have histories of serious physical or sexual abuse… (prob by men).
Number of men in prison: 1,458,363
Number of women in prison: 112,498
(these are recent US statistics)
Perhaps men are the burden here… I donno though…”
Are you counting the number of men placed in prison by false rape charges? How about child support after you had an affair and fucked off with the children?
There are a million and one reasons as to why there are more men in jail but the big umbrella casting a shadow over nearly all of it is feminism. Does it seem coincidental that before women were given all these rights, that they surely do not deserve, society was far better off?
False rape charges were rarely heard of, everyone did as they were told and most everyone functioned as a valuable member of society. But as a result of women’s new found power through nagging and stamping/kicking their feet at the governments we have now reduced us to having ~240,000 sites dedicated to eliminating males from the gene pool; but as soon as a small site written by a person with more sense than any of those web mistresses combined you’re all up in arms? Talk about hypocrisy…
The only reason there are less women in prison than men is due to the sexist nature of the judiciary. Women kill men, children, and babies – their sentence? Movie and book deals. Women sexually molest young boys. Their sentence? Movie and book deals. It is women’s hypocrisy and a very sexist and feminista controlled judiciary that perpetrates the myth that men are criminals and women are victims. Enjoy it while you can, sweetpea; we’re pissed and we ain’t going to take it any more.
Not true, men are by far outweighing women in the brutal crimes they commit. And I mean brutal, sick serial rapists, murderers and so on. Just watch Cold Case Files and American Justice on the brutality these bastards are capable of. All Men..
It’s quite sad how a site can stir such misunderstanding towards women.
As men here can simply make a generalization of all women by judging a few of them, so can we. Haven’t you realized what people that come here deem you of?
In fact, I know you wouldn’t care, as I know I don’t really care about what is written here because, as a person, regardless of my sex, I know that these is just an opinion that tries to put down a whole side of humanity.
Being a women is also being a human being, and as such, we have a mind of our own. We think too, in fact all the men I know like that a woman has a mind of her own.
After all, wouldn’t it be boring for you, “men”, if women stopped being a challenge for you all? Is it really better to be with someone that doesn’t think for her own or that doesn’t have the initiative to do anything alone?
Welcome to the site! Feel free to sign up at the forums.
“and isn’t it strange how most men in prison are MALE?”
No dumbass, because all men in prison are by definiton male. Are you talking about transexuals? You stupid fuck… *sigh*
“How is being the president of the United States different from instructing your wife to do it? If she’s following my Womanual, you just bought yourself a second term.”-Dick Masterson
Don’t you mean a 3rd term my good sir? With a slight possibility of a 4th in the future? Slick Willy served two 4 year terms… Slight error, but your point is still adamantly and altruistically true. The only reason Hillary would take office is because manly men want to get Bill back in there.
The first patent granted to a woman was in 1637. In the UK, there had been 500 women inventors between that time and 1914.
So, 500 women inventors, not bad, but that’s just a drop in the bucket compared to all the male inventors. Also, that number has dropped to less than half since then, I guess they reached thier peak.
There are exceptions to everything, I can believe that some women can be more than bitchy, self-centered, manipulative, hate mongers… I just can’t ever find one.
That might have something to do with the fact that women were not usually in school or permitted to continue their education as long as men where.
You want to compare the number of women inventions vs the number of men? Don’t fucking kid me, slut. Fuck off.
“We have a sophist on our hands?” First of all, vagina’s aren’t even supposed to be here. Part of the reason being, they can’t seem to understand logic or facts if their mother’s were drowning them in it.
What part of the url and its’ accompanying concepts do you find funny?
Do you really have a problem realizing that not only have men done so much more to move society forward, and continue to do so, but if as a society, we got serious about squashing any furthur debate about which sex is superior, via head-to-head competition in any area of human endeavor, short of more politically correct favoritisms, such as handicapping, men would “clean your clocks.”
By the way, ladies. The fact that YOU know someone who defeated a man in this, that, or the other, means zilch.
I’m talking about a competition where the known best 10 or so in any area of human achievement are going head to head (not some over-the-hill Bobby Riggs versus BJK type nonsense).
You want something entertaining, Sara? That ought to do it.
did anyone know women invented the fire exscape, bullet proof vests, and windshield wipers???
1/ Casimir Zeglen of Chicago Illinois is credited with producing the first commercial bullet proof vest available to the public starting in the late 1800s. Zeglen’s vests were made of silk fabric based on the findings of Dr. George Goodfellow of Arizona. Dr. Goodfellow observed that the silk cloth of a handkerchief slowed bullet velocities and penetration capabilities when inspecting bodies after a gunfight. The Zeglen vests retailed at around $800 US dollars at the time, the equivalent to about $15,000 US dollars in 2005.
2/Another woman inventor named Charlotte Bridgwood invented the first automatic windshield wiper. Charlotte Bridgwood, president of the Bridgwood Manufacturing Company of New York, patented her electric roller-based windshield wiper called the “Storm Windshield Cleaner” in 1917. However, her product was not a commercial success.
IT TOOK A MAN TO MAKE IT A COMMERCIAL SUCCESS !!
3/ On May 7, 1878, the fire escape ladder was patented by Joseph Winters. Joseph Winters invented a wagon-mounted fire escape ladder for the city of Chambersburg, PA. He is a black man BTW, but none-the-less – A MAN !!
So, as usual haha has used about 1/3 of her brain which looks curiously more like estrogen molecules.
WHY OH WHY would this dumbass embarass herself and her gender with complete misstatements ?
1/ She hates women AND
2/ She’s a dumbass…
Steeeeeeeeeeee-rike…YOU’RE OUT, BITCH !!
Lets not forget one of the top ten reasons Men are better than women per the Lord of Men; Dick Masterson:
‘Boys destroy things’
Additionally, thanks to both Zardoz and JLA for correcting my spelling mistakes. I live in the United States so ‘Honor’ is spelt as such whereas I was raised in Europe and know the spelling of such words in British english is different.
I can imagine a world where there were no guns and wars and everyone lived in harmony. I can imagine us attacking that world because they would never suspect it.
Now why do you want to be rude? I am being nice.