Women Could Be Great…
Through some creative editing liberties, the Dr. Phil show gave America this gem from yours truly, Dick Masterson.
“Women could be great.” -Dick Masterson
Just like everything I’ve ever said or ever will say, I stand by that. Women could be great. Women could be successful, intelligent, happy, and even wise. They just have to follow these two steps:
1. Shut the fuck up.
2. Listen to a man.
And then repeat those steps as often and as quickly as possible. Otherwise, what you have on your hands is an unhappy bitch who needs a leash.
“Shut the fuck up and listen to a man,” is the missing page from my All Purpose Womanual for Ladies the Dr. Phil people chopped off. A puppet can’t fuck up, and neither can a woman while she’s doing what she’s told. I have personally seen a woman hook up a stereo. It was amazing, it turned me on, and she did it by following my instructions as silently as possible.
But does she deserve any credit? How is hammering in a nail yourself different from instructing a woman to hammer in a nail? In the latter case, you’re just using an extra tool and taking twice as long. The man-brain is still calling the shots.
How is being the president of the United States different from instructing your wife to do it? If she’s following my Womanual, you just bought yourself a second term.
There has been no great human endeavor dependent on a woman. Science, medicine, the Kentucky Derby, even motherhood is dependent on a man. Without a man, motherhood is called “martyrdom”. Getting drunk with no panties on and passing out outside of a club does not count as a “great human endeavor”. And “dependent on” does not mean “employs a statistically representative sample”. That is bullshit.
The percentage of women who were Leonardo da Vinci is always going to be zero.
Men have an inherent greatness and betterness over all things. We can understand where facts and figures come from. Contrary to what women believe, statistics are not brought into our lives by a magical man-stork who wants to punish women with math. Quite the contrary. Statistics are a numerical representation of reality. For example, the statistic that says the average American woman is 5′4″ and weights 165 lbs. is a numerical representation of the reality that American women are big fat fucking pigs.
Here’s another statistic: 100% of Australian women are frigid and annoying.
Men can grasp the nature of cause, effect, and their implications on the world around us. We can create something of value from nothing. We can have sex with many different partners while not feeling bad about it. That’s awesome.
Women could be great. But just because a log could be a cigar store Indian doesn’t mean it won’t get termites. Just because a woman apes her way into the Fortune 500 doesn’t mean she isn’t a single romantic addiction away from epic self-sabotage.
There is no exception to the rule. There is only submission to it.
Tossing scads of “successful” women into a bag, lighting it on fire, and then putting it on my door step is not a practical joke against me and it’s certainly not a practical joke against manliness. It proves my fucking point. The only way women can be successful is by acting like men for as long as their wicked tongues will let them. That doesn’t mean some women are great. That doesn’t mean some women could be great. That means men are better than women.
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December 25th, 2007 at 11:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
If it wasn’t for women.
Someone is a stupid little whore with nothing going for her. Has to use her sex to compensate for her devoid life - devoid of mind, body, and soul. Her past is vacant, her present is meaningless, and her future has nothing but a mediocre downward drawl. At least I appreciate in value with age, you lying little girly-girl. That hole you value so much will be scooped-full with burning embers where you’re going.
December 26th, 2007 at 5:58 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Kelly B the reason why more men are in prison comes down to one simple thing. Most countries refuse to lock up women for the same crimes men commit.
It seems like an alleged “honors” student would know that and how to spell molesting.
December 26th, 2007 at 1:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 97555fbf8ffe1
I think Dick is a lot nicer than he tries to put on, it’s mostly for show. The funny thing is, there ARE a lot of women who act the idiotic way he describes…they are an embarrassment to our gender. These are the women he is focusing on and possibly has been unfortunate enough to encounter in his life. Some of the single mother crap is bogus…he should remember for every single mother, there is a dad that should be also taking responsibility as well. And while some chicks may have just been sleeping around and gotten themselves knocked up, there are also plenty of jerk men that abandon their gf’s b/c they don’t want to take responsibility. Personally, Dick doesn’t bother me, b/c I know I don’t fall into his stereotypes…and he’d have to admit it too, if he knew me. Ironically enough, I think he’d make a decent bf for someone strong enough to put his ass in check, lol. Peace to everyone…remember, boxes are for storage, not for people. :)
December 26th, 2007 at 4:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
No, for every single mother there was a stupid cunt who couldn’t keep her legs closed. Sorry, bitch, you get yourself konked up and you can ONLY rely on the generosity of your man if you want him to help you out.
You’re a boring, stupid little whore and you are too stupid to get anything out of this site. Get help with your self-obsession and immaturity before posting again, girly-girl.
December 27th, 2007 at 4:07 am - IP Man-Hash: d9438fe1c6108
One of the problems I’ve always had with this site is that it contains a number of halftruths. There’s an excellent example in Dick’s original post:
More seriously, Happy New Year/Christmas/Holidays to all, except Australians, and congratulations to Dick on some amazing manedia exposure.
-wolfe
December 28th, 2007 at 4:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: f416cd0f3ff1e
What an insipid article. Men are such morons I swear. Women are inherently better, that is why we look better, sound better and most importantly, fuck better. We run the world and let you think you’re doing it. Which explains why this website exsist in the first place: man’s insecurity with the uselessness of the penis. Why don’t one of you boys go and get me a new car or some diamonds like your supposed to you beasts, since all your good for is heavy lifting and making money that you can’t stop yourselves from giving to women hahaha, you’re just a bunch of donkeys.
December 28th, 2007 at 4:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: f416cd0f3ff1e
Men are such morons. Kelly B was simply using statistics, which you supposedly claim to understand. Obviously there are more men in prison because women understand that men are dangerous beasts that need to be controlled, kinda like rabid dogs. What would happen if we women let you animals roam the streets, we’d be stuck in the dark ages that’s what. I know, I know, it’s too hard for you guys to understand, ask a woman, she’ll explain it to you.
December 28th, 2007 at 4:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
I think she called herself a reformed man-hater earlier. I suppose her reality shifts to whatever is the most convenient for her - which is why she is so stupid and unlikeable.
She’s going to be in for a hell of a hurting when the revolution starts - men are getting pissed off, google feminism and you see more and more active men’s rights organizations. Regardless of how the election turns out, the woman elected because of her sex or Obama for actually speaking out for men, the next years will be a catalyst that will finally push men to rise up against this garbage we call western girly-girls in one way or another. Mandatory indexing of false-rape accusers, serial divorcers, etc. and eventually girly-girls may find themselves paying out reparations to men who spent many years in prison over circumstantial evidence.
That little girly-girl is probably going to end up in prison within my lifetime, along with many other ones.
December 28th, 2007 at 4:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Undeniable proof that all western women are garbage. If I ever marry - ever - it will be to a Chinese or Russian girl. Never to her - or in America, the risk is too fucking great currently.
December 28th, 2007 at 6:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
I’d prefer ovens to prisons.
December 28th, 2007 at 8:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
She talks about male insecurities yet wastes an entire paragraph to insult us. Who is the “unsecured” one?
December 31st, 2007 at 9:57 am - IP Man-Hash: c66ef7e0fc9eb
(Who the hell is this idiot?) You are obviously some arrogant twat who has a tiny penis and knows nothing. One is always being told by people such as teachers that you cannot only rely on the most spoke of statistics, what you seem to be unaware of is the statistics that you have to really search for. Although many criminals have been brought up by single mothers, many single mothers are very successful in raising fantastic children. My partner is the perfect man BELIEVES IN EQUALITY, gorgeous, intelligent etc, and he was brought up by his mother along with his two brothers and sister. The two that are old enough have been successful, one of which just passed history at university in England with a 2-1, and the other that works in medicine and passed university with a 1st. Now I know this is just one family I speak of, and one can’t generalise the whole world on it, but statistics in England show that children from single mothers are not doing worse in education that families such as the nuclear. And in fact girls are achieving better grades than boys at school at the moment. If universities such as Oxford and Cambridge are aware that women are just as capable as men, and so letting them in, what the hell makes you think that your opinion should be more valued?
Women have proven themselves to be just as capable at ruling countries as men (as shown by some monarchs, such as Queen Elizabeth 1, and the Egyptian Queen Nefertiti who even ruled as pharaoh! Yes a pharaoh, which was usually for men), businesses, lawyers, doctors, and anything they put their mind to. Men may be physically stronger, but this does not make them better, women are very good at manipulating, strength and manipulating can both be used to get what is wanted, but neither is better than the other.
One more thing- what the hell has American women being ‘big fat fucking pigs’ (as you so elegantly put it), got to do with men being better? You seem to forget what you’re on about.
December 31st, 2007 at 10:35 am - IP Man-Hash: d855e3b530f63
Too long, did not read. Stopped at first penis insult.
Suck my cock ECT. It probably is too small considering the size of your mouth.
January 2nd, 2008 at 5:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: e1a7561b6cd33
I thought that this was supposed to be a “No Women” site. What the hell’s this bitch doing here? Why can’t women know when they’re not wanted?
January 2nd, 2008 at 5:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: d855e3b530f63
If you could answer that single question there my friend, the world (mean men) would beat a path to your door.
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0caa4bfbcecc5
Dude were you that guy in middle school that got his lunch money taken away by softball chicks or what? A friend said your site was funny but I’m a bit confused you seem to really have some serious problems w/ the ladies, did they turn you gay?
January 4th, 2008 at 5:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 41f6de747e750
Are you that guy in middle school that had to BEG for a blowjob? Sure looks like it, beta turd.
January 4th, 2008 at 5:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
As an honor student you would think that your spelling would be that of an honor student. IE: ‘honour’??? and ‘malested’??? What retarditorium do you got to school at??
January 4th, 2008 at 5:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
I knew that there was a grey area… sort of like this Mangina!
January 4th, 2008 at 5:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
I knew that there was a grey area… sort of like this Mangina!