Doctor? I Hardly Knew Her!
If there’s one thing that women can’t do as well as men more than anything else, it’s be a doctor.
Men have been being doctors since the beginning of time. Thousands of men throughout history have devoted their lives to it in such a way that the wake of their mantastic sacrifices reverberate all throughout history — which is every man’s true goal.
Every woman’s true goal is to make everyone around her sorry for everything they ever fucking did.
First let me be clear on something. A doctor is someone who deals in medicine, prescriptions, surgery — things of a medical nature for which an expensive education and a government licensed certification are required. Things that do not make you a doctor are dealings in: yoga, herbs, Feng Shui, massage therapy, tons other bullshit. This is an important distinction to make because women are good at all those things. Women are attracted to that kind of feel good, new age, weirdo malarkey like flies to pigs and pigs to shit. However, while they may be good at them, none of those things have any kind of medical use or purpose — except to waste time.
They don’t make you a goddamn doctor either. That’s why there’s no abbreviation for guru, like Gr. Bobby Sinclair. You can touch your ankle to the back of your head? That’s great, but the state medical board doesn’t give a shit and neither does anyone with a broken ass.
Being a doctor is a high pressure job where lives hang in the balance every day and one fuck up can cost you even worse — millions of dollars. High pressure? Have you ever seen a women drive a car to a sporting event? Good luck, she won’t ever do it because the extreme pressure of waiting in a fucking line and letting dickheads cut her off would make her head explode. Watch a woman drive in traffic. The moment she senses any pressure at all — and I mean any, something as simple as changing lanes — she crumbles like a card house built out of Graham crackers.
When it comes to pressure, women are a complete joke. Women can handle pressure as well as they handle giving birth — pathetically and while looking for the nearest man to scream at and/or physically abuse the whole time.
I’m sure I don’t even need to say that being a doctor also requires logic and problem solving skills. Women have none of those. The only thing women should be doing in a hospital is wearing nurse outfits. That doesn’t mean they should be nurses either, just wear the outfits.
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Lol! When I’m a physician, I’m going to print out this page and tack it next to my doctorate. And when a Chauvinist visits the clinic, it can give him a laugh while I look for loopholes in his insurance plan.
Haha, kidding. But it would be funny, eh? Unfortunately, that would probably set feminism back a ways. Men are far to fragile to fight with logic and/or comedic irony.
Just remember theres more than breast cancer and ‘womens problems’ to cure out there.
WOMEN PHYSICIANS ARE ALL CUNTS. THEY GOT INTO MEDICAL
SCHOOL THROUGH AFFIRMATIVE ACTION NOT BRAINS.
In the ‘beginning of time’ women were just as involved as medicine as men. Male dominance is what pushed them out to begin with- maybe they were scared of the competition?
My mother is an optometrist with her own practice, where half of her patients are men- would these men come back to their female doctor if they weren’t happy? No.
Furthermore, my mother has saved many lives because, while her specialty is the eyes, she’s been able to read symptoms that translate into other conditions. Ex. she once realized through her checkups that a patient was about to have a stroke (something that you don’t actually check for as an eye doctor) and got her to the hospital a day before the event took place and saved her life – I’m pretty sure the patient’s other male doctors were supposed to pick up the strokes. I’d also say that she must’ve had problem solving skills in order to connect those dots and to successfully diagnose conditions she wasn’t supposed to be looking for.
Furthermore, we run into her patients everywhere we go, and they never fail to point out to me (the person they just met) how much they love their doctor and how she’s the best they’ve ever had. Clearly, women can be excellent doctors.
Dick, I would really like to see you give birth to a baby. Even to be pregnant. Not an easy task. Not all women scream and yell either, thank you very much. I did it without medication and I did not yell scream or cry and it hurt like hell so you can take that little comment elsewhere. That was over the top, and very unfair. You can not make a statement like that unless you have been there.
I know everyone has been bashing this guy but really its good that hes so afraid of women. This will ensure that he doesn’t have any kids. I love the quote “writing is for ladies”, that suggests that this guy is illiterate which would explain some of the GLARING errors in his little rants. I must be going as I plan to Digg this retards website and cause a media uproar but I just wanted the chance to insult this douche personally before the shitstorm begins. Have a great day Dick (pun intended).
Who the fuck says ‘pun intended’? Women.
Excuse me, but you’re comparing bush the moron to one of the titans of Human history?! Let’s see…Alex the Great was a student of Aristotle. He built an empire that stretched from the Adriatic to India in a dozen years, in a time when the fastest medium of transportation was the horse. Unlike Bush, a coward who didn’t go to war and who commands his troops from his office without ever risking his life, Alexander was the first man of his army to charge against the enemy, and he was injured in battle several times. A man of science and culture, he took several scientists with him to catalog all species they found and geographers to map the land. Compare this to Bush, who has never read a book for pleasure or out of curiosity in his entire life and is proud of this! Bush is a moron, a fucking retard and the worst pieCe of shit in the World. How can you praise this man and dare to compare him to Alex the Great is beyond me. And even more horryfying, say that Bush is better than Alex!!!!!! WTF?!!!!!!!!
P Coderch
Every stupid doctor I ever knew was a male, weird.
Therapy useless? Damn, and I had lots of that to heal my ACL scars and believe me, it works.
Therapy was completely useless for me. After my first snapped ACL surgery I went to physical therepy (and was asigned to a woman). After a collectively large amount of time with painful therapy my surgean checked it again and it needed to be done again because I forced it through to much therapy. After the second surgery I skipped physical therapy completely and it healed vert well.
Therapy works for women because there is someone paying attention to them. Men prefer to heal their wounds in private.
Vert well? Retard. Real men know to spellcheck. If you need me to proofread your next post, I’ll be off boning your mom.
Real men don’t give a fuck about “spell check”. Never has there ever been a man who DIDN’T get laid ….. because of his “spelling”. In fact.
Women love their men as stupid as possible. Especially for marriage and “relationship”. After all, no smart man worth anything would ever get married.
• Bone her.
• Towel-off big Jim and the twins
• and the get the fuck out.
And real men don’t bone “Moms” either.
We bone sisters, wives, girlfriends and best friends.
Meant to say ‘assfucking’ your mother. And “big Jim”? Retard. How fucking old are you?
RobC, quit being so credulous. You can’t base what happened to one woman to the whole population of women in politics. There have been some pretty damn bad men presidents and leaders. Hitler for example, was a man. If usually women were the high ranks of leaders, and a male tries to step in and does a terrible job, does that mean all men would do a terrible job? Of course not. Therefore, referring back to my old comment, grow up. Common is not proper slang if you will. Its kind of something I guess you could say personal. My friends and I tend to use it a lot. But british/english slang differs greatly from american.
Bill Clinton allowed 9/11 to happen? Do you mind explaining that? Bill Clinton was a pig. What he has done speaks for itself. The stupid mistake he made doesn’t mean all men are pigs, yet a lot of them tend to do the same thing. Same theory with women and being sluts. But no matter what mistake he made, his sex life shouldn’t, and in my case doesn’t, interfere with politics. Don’t mix public and personal.
Clinton was too pussywhipped.
I see your point you hope, Bill Clinton got his cock sucked and launched cruise missiles at empty tents and allowed 9/11 to happen.
Bush has destroyed all visable remnants of Al Queda in Afghanistan and Iraq, hasn’t killed Bin Laden yet but has completely cut him off from any kind of command structure and thus made him as useless as you. Also the entire Middle East is on the verge of being more peaceful in history with less troops than ever.
Alexander the Great just rolled out of his tomb and said “George Bush makes me look like a joke.”
But what are facts and reality to a bleeding primate like you when the charming smile of a sexual deviant in a tie is so much more comforting.
*cough* Hypocrite *cough*.
How?
Hope, I couldn’t give a fuck what you think about Bill Clinton or George “Dubb-ya” Bush because I don’t give a fuck about either of them. I am not an american so I don’t have to put up with your national policies but I am someone who spent 11 years under Margaret Thatcher who, in her early years, didn’t do too bad a job, mainly because she listened to her male Cabinet members and also rode the back of The Falklands War to secure another election victory. But her policies afterwards, when she started to ignore the advice around her, because in her stupid female mind she decided she was invincible, she ran the country as she saw fit and virtually brought the UK to its knees economically and the country STILL hasn’t recovered. Fortunately the world wasn’t in the kind of crisis it is in now and, as powerful as it used to be, the British Empire doesn’t make the world tremble at its knees anymore. However, America is in the driving seat where the world is concerned and the thought of a woman behind the wheel in International Politics today sure scares the fuck out of me and it should scare the fuck out of every male voter in the USA. The women will love her and vote for her purely because she is a woman which highlights the foolishness of allowing women to vote in the first place.
As you can see from my comment I am a LONG way from being a kid and certainly have no need to “grow up” as you so put it. Typical of a female; unable to put a point forward without resorting to cheap insults. And you can sit there and shout for as long as you have a hole in your arse, but “Common” is not a slang term for come on. Well, at least not in England, the home of the English language.
Nope, all it took was the clarification for your point to “sink through my thick skull”. I took “sexually agressive” to mean a woman who went after a lot of guys.
Oh no son of the suns. I’ve heard multiple times that being sexually aggressive makes you a slut.
No bud, common is slang for come on, as well as c’mon. But talking about hypocrites RobC, Clinton has more experience than any other canidates. Bill Clinton wasn’t as near as terrible of a president as Bush. He was actually pretty good. So grow up kid.
You seem to recall wrong.. as per usual, Alex.
I could make an essays long post explaining the difference between a sexuallly aggressive woman in a relationship and a slut, but what’s the point in trying to sink through your thick skull?
What absolute, utter, total bollocks and horseshit! Only a thick bitch could come up with that. In order to educate you I will inform you that the shortened, slang version for “Come on” is “C’mon” and not ‘common.’
For Christ’s sake, America, PLEASE do not vote Hillary Clinton into power. She will destroy the world in her first term.
@ Dick and SotS- I thought sexually agressive women were whores and sluts? I seem to recall quite a few comments condemning sexually agressive behavior in women.
As opposed to sucking cock all the way up the social ladder hopefully marrying before ‘best before.’
- Barcode Brothers Vs. Darude – Dooh (Vinyl Club Mix)
*cough* Hypocrite *cough*.
you know mike, your come backs are becoming so darn witty, I’m expecting you to say sometime soon, “SHUT UP! THAT”S WHY!”.