Battery. It’s Not Just for Men, but it Should Be.
It’s a little known fact that 100% of “lesbian” relationships are abusive. I saw a Law and Order: Criminal Intent on the subject just last week. It raised some interesting questions in my sub-manconscious. That’s the male only version of the subconscious that does more than think about penises and wishing it had one. It thinks about getting the fucking job done.
Men are better than women at beating women. Don’t believe me? I have a quick way to fix that.
The quick way is to explain it rationally and reasonably and with appropriate candor. What did you think I was going to say? Throw down for a bout of fisticuffs over an insignificant point like men are better than women at beating women. Of course not. We’re all men here. I know it’s true, you know it’s true — anyone who knows anything knows it’s true. The rest of you (women who shouldn’t be here) can build a Cozy Princess canopy bed out of your ignorance and go fuck yourselves on it.
The only things worth fighting about are things worth fighting about, and all men know it. Women, however, don’t.
Women roll up their asexual pant-suit jacket sleeves and go in swinging over anything. They will physically fight you for left-over macaroni and cheese if you catch them at the wrong time of the month — weekdays. That’s why “lesbian” relationships are so abusive and crappy when a man isn’t involved. You have two natural born abusers and temper tantrum queens in the same relationship.
Imagine throwing a banana into a cage with two starving baboons. That’s how “lesbians” decide who controls the remote for the night. I’m talking about the television remote. It escalates from there.
Battery for no purpose is like a war without a cause — which all men know is stupid and pointless. That’s why all wars have causes. They’re started by men and we know exactly what we’re doing at all times. It’s just like if a man chooses to smack a woman. If an errant mule is misbehaving, it gets a whip. If a child is wandering out into the street, it gets grabbed by the wrist. Same shit. If a woman is putting herself in danger or can’t shut the hell up, she gets a reminder.
I’m not advocating violence against women here. You’d have to be crazy to think I was. Nor can I speak for all men all the time. I’m only saying that when a man’s thumb is raised for the purpose of discipline (and I mean all man all the time) it’s for a reason — a cause. And no matter what your position is, that’s better than no cause at all. Getting smacked by a woman is nothing of the sort.
Getting hit by a woman is like attending a business meeting on Monday morning and getting hit in the face by a foul ball. Where the fuck did that come from?
Women. Can’t live with ‘em; can’t forget to take off your rings.
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February 1st, 2007 at 8:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 422940479a69d
And another thing, how the fuck is ‘based’ the same as ‘passed’??
February 1st, 2007 at 4:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 35342cd71721b
And another thing, how the fuck is ‘based’ the same as ‘passed’??
Dude, she’s a woman! You can’t possibly expect any better from her gender (except for Sparky).
February 2nd, 2007 at 3:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Forgive her. She knows not what she says or does.
- Depeche Mode - 14 - Free
February 20th, 2007 at 1:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
May 27th, 2007 at 1:48 am - IP Man-Hash: cfb6dc09b50c1
No. NO! I have a fantasy of paying a prostitute $50 for an hour after which they go away forever. The rest of which you speak is because American society, for some obscure, Zionist, and political reason, pertains to men being totally and enthusiastically willing to kill their fellow humans like vermin with no remorse except after the fact. ( PTSD is somebody else’s problem, after all.)
June 15th, 2007 at 11:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 83b7e402ade4c
One of my fantasies involves some licorice rope, honey and a gummy bear gun, a pornstar and the Aqua CD with Barbie Girl on repeat.
July 8th, 2007 at 8:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
i think dick needs a beating. that’d be great.
July 9th, 2007 at 2:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
So would you shutting up and fucking off from where you aren’t welcome.
July 9th, 2007 at 2:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
…Barbie girl?!?! If you aren’t joking, im deducting 100 man points.
July 9th, 2007 at 6:35 am - IP Man-Hash: f32d1ac5471cf
Dont make empty threats. I like to see you TRY that. Really, bash Dick up? You? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA.
July 9th, 2007 at 9:14 am - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
Usually you have to pay extra for that.
-Dick
July 9th, 2007 at 9:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
Chantall’s a weak little pole dancing harlot.
If anything she’d have her thug ex-con boyfriend try it and he’d get his ass shot off.
July 9th, 2007 at 10:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 1b85be027ad1c
Wat Chantall is the only GOOD person i no here so shut the f up even i would beat up dick head
July 9th, 2007 at 11:04 am - IP Man-Hash: ea146503678a7
Idiota.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
Ooooooh crash and burn Dick *highfive*
July 9th, 2007 at 11:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
Jess please don’t turn into one of those steriotypical feminists who comment here. I’m already clinicly depressed (I think, therefore I am. Or I might not be?).
July 9th, 2007 at 11:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 1b85be027ad1c
lol
July 9th, 2007 at 10:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
So would you shutting up and fucking off from where you aren’t welcome.
lol, is this the “little boys only!” club? bahhaha. no respectable man would believe this crap
July 9th, 2007 at 11:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
hey jess!!!!!!!!!! whattup chica??!! let’s kit, k? love ya!
July 9th, 2007 at 11:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
Idiota.
ooo wow, you’re cool.
Usually you have to pay extra for that.
-Dick
mmmk. who would pay extra for your personal beating?