Battery. It’s Not Just for Men, but it Should Be.
It’s a little known fact that 100% of “lesbian” relationships are abusive. I saw a Law and Order: Criminal Intent on the subject just last week. It raised some interesting questions in my sub-manconscious. That’s the male only version of the subconscious that does more than think about penises and wishing it had one. It thinks about getting the fucking job done.
Men are better than women at beating women. Don’t believe me? I have a quick way to fix that.
The quick way is to explain it rationally and reasonably and with appropriate candor. What did you think I was going to say? Throw down for a bout of fisticuffs over an insignificant point like men are better than women at beating women. Of course not. We’re all men here. I know it’s true, you know it’s true — anyone who knows anything knows it’s true. The rest of you (women who shouldn’t be here) can build a Cozy Princess canopy bed out of your ignorance and go fuck yourselves on it.
The only things worth fighting about are things worth fighting about, and all men know it. Women, however, don’t.
Women roll up their asexual pant-suit jacket sleeves and go in swinging over anything. They will physically fight you for left-over macaroni and cheese if you catch them at the wrong time of the month — weekdays. That’s why “lesbian” relationships are so abusive and crappy when a man isn’t involved. You have two natural born abusers and temper tantrum queens in the same relationship.
Imagine throwing a banana into a cage with two starving baboons. That’s how “lesbians” decide who controls the remote for the night. I’m talking about the television remote. It escalates from there.
Battery for no purpose is like a war without a cause — which all men know is stupid and pointless. That’s why all wars have causes. They’re started by men and we know exactly what we’re doing at all times. It’s just like if a man chooses to smack a woman. If an errant mule is misbehaving, it gets a whip. If a child is wandering out into the street, it gets grabbed by the wrist. Same shit. If a woman is putting herself in danger or can’t shut the hell up, she gets a reminder.
I’m not advocating violence against women here. You’d have to be crazy to think I was. Nor can I speak for all men all the time. I’m only saying that when a man’s thumb is raised for the purpose of discipline (and I mean all man all the time) it’s for a reason — a cause. And no matter what your position is, that’s better than no cause at all. Getting smacked by a woman is nothing of the sort.
Getting hit by a woman is like attending a business meeting on Monday morning and getting hit in the face by a foul ball. Where the fuck did that come from?
Women. Can’t live with ‘em; can’t forget to take off your rings.
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January 27th, 2006 at 2:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 133594a8f70d0
Female said:
Lolz. Another example of a “good” male reader. I’m thinking that might be views, not members, young Abaddon_fff
I may be young however, I can admit to a mistake, however rare they may be. Unlike some… however I read quite often, unlike many in my generation I find books to be quite enjoyable.
February 17th, 2006 at 12:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d113640eacee
I can’t believe a site like this even exists. Is this where the masses of abusers and rapists out there go to vent their twisted sexual frustrations? I’m sure 99% of you on this site have fantasies of torturing and raping women. I’m sure some of you have tried. May God deal with you without mercy; there is a special place in hell for you sub-human cretans. You’re all scared to death of women because you can’t face rejection - i.e. no woman would ever want you. You’re all pathetic. And obviously have extremely low self-esteem. Your hatred is appalling, and your ignorance even more so. You’ll die alone and the world will be better off.
February 17th, 2006 at 1:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
I was led to believe God’s whole deal was mercy.
-Dick
February 17th, 2006 at 6:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f5a0b2070dae
Dick, there is only one explanation for her comment. Morgan’s ‘God’ is a woman with PMS.
February 17th, 2006 at 9:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: a65d583e571b6
Morgan said:
I can’t believe a site like this even exists. Is this where the masses of abusers and rapists out there go to vent their twisted sexual frustrations? I’m sure 99% of you on this site have fantasies of torturing and raping women. I’m sure some of you have tried.
-Typical feminist response, the standard “since you object to my core values, you are a rapist, batterer, abuser, ect ect.” I like her 99% statistic, however if that were true I seriously doubt any of us would be talking on here, instead we would be in PRISON. Notice the blind hatred coming out here. I haven’t read one article that advocates any of those things on this website.
May God deal with you without mercy; there is a special place in hell for you sub-human cretans.
-I thought I was already a sub-human, according to many feminazis I should have gone to the camps a long time ago. Of course this is just a small view into feminists brain. Once again the generous display of insult without a shred of logic or reason to back it up.
You’re all scared to death of women because you can’t face rejection - i.e. no woman would ever want you. You’re all pathetic. And obviously have extremely low self-esteem. Your hatred is appalling, and your ignorance even more so. You’ll die alone and the world will be better off.
-Hah, actually I deal with rejection quite well, unlike many women I have met. More insults, blah, blah. A vain attempt at some sort of psychoanalyis that I have dealt with in other posts. Of course if I visit this site I must hate all women blah blah, SSDD. Heres some advice lady why don’t you go back to the TV and watch another episode of Sex in the City, or gosh :O even Oprah and come back when you can talk rationally.
February 17th, 2006 at 10:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 957564b4aff6d
Men that like to rape and torture women have other websites which cater to their fantasies - why would they bother wasting their time here?
February 18th, 2006 at 2:20 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Isn’t she supposed to say we’re gay and have small penises?
Why can’t she stick to the script?
Now wolfe will have to add corollaries to the Laws of Women.
-Big Al
February 18th, 2006 at 12:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
I don’t think God has anything against the Greeks. Moreover, as far as I know, no one on this site is even from Crete. I think Ozgur is geographically the closest and that’s Turkey.
As for rape and torture, rape definitely isn’t my bag. I do admit I’ve fantasized about buying a dictionary and a copy of Strunk and White for some of the weaker posters on this site (happily none are regular posters). The torture, of course, would come from forcing them to read the books and apply their new knowledge before posting again. For some, reading and thinking are indeed torture.
Big Al: Amazing indeed to see deviation from the script.
-wolfe
February 18th, 2006 at 4:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
I’ve just finished reading Antony Beevor’s “Crete”, wolfe — the history of the island during the German invasion and occupation in World War 2.
There were some pretty amazing warriors in that bunch. I wouldn’t want to have called them sub-human to their face…
Beevor is a man-tastic historian.
-Big Al
February 18th, 2006 at 4:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 272ca95f22012
An obvious slight at a fine society of people, shocking racism.
Akin to accusing Tibetans of being above everyone else !
February 19th, 2006 at 1:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Indeed, Christian, sadly, what can we expect. Beevor? If he’s the fellow who wrote Berlin — The Downfall, yes, outstanding indeed. I’ll have to check out “Crete”, thanks Big Al.
-wolfe
January 27th, 2007 at 10:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: e85a1e1daf37f
Is this site for real? No matter, I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.
January 27th, 2007 at 11:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
That’s “you’re” joking, uneducated loser. Men can’t spell.
No wonder happiness based you by, envious lazy one. LOL
January 27th, 2007 at 11:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
based = passed.
January 27th, 2007 at 11:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
based = passed
geez, don’t you fuckers have edit buttons?
Get real.
January 28th, 2007 at 4:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
this website is my religion and Dick is my God
January 28th, 2007 at 4:31 am - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
It’s because we men know how to use this thing called Spellcheck. Its amazing and it has only been in Computers for like ever. You should try it.
January 28th, 2007 at 6:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 8931acd7d16a4
We need a button that we can press and a powerful bolt of electricity kills you and all interloping tramps immediately.
January 28th, 2007 at 7:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
Some of us even have brains that can spellcheck.
-wolfe
January 28th, 2007 at 9:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 2d5f294fd2234
Wasn’t she bitching about our spelling when she mispelled the word passed?
Fuktard.