How To Shut a Woman Up
Women don’t actually want equality. Women are like the five year old that wants a dog for Christmas and we men are like parents. You’re not getting a fucking dog. Five year olds don’t get dogs because they have no responsibility. They’re immature. They get goldfish or Nintendo’s or other things that don’t require moments from their precious days of doing nothing.
Equality for women is exactly the same. Let me give an example.
There’s six ways to make a woman shut her fucking mouth — and you can count five of them on your hand.
I’m kidding of course. I would never advocate violence against women. Women are like television sets. They’re fun to watch, and smacking them around rarely improves their malfunction. When they start acting up and getting old on you, it’s just time to get a new one.
The sixth way to get a woman to shut the fuck up is not a joke. Women bitch and moan about equality like a baby whinging for its bottle. What happens when a baby gets its bottle? It shuts the fuck up.
Does that sound radical? Giving a woman equality? Perhaps even a bit mad?
Your man-stincts are correct. Giving women equal of anything is a stupid idea: voting rights, custody, slices of delicious pie. No matter what, you end up with something that isn’t pretty and is about ten to twenty years away from biting you in your man ass.
Think about it for a minute. If women really wanted equality, why dress like whores? And why all the silliness with alimony? Alimony is more objectifying and exploitive than prostitution, porno, and the entire Blackula series combined. All it’s saying is that the only thing women can do in the world is fuck for money. It’s a severance package for retired whores. But I digress.
I said earlier that I would be dispensing the mystical secret that has haunted man since the beginning of time. Not where we’re from or where we’re going, but how to shut women the fuck up. It’s easy. All you have to do is speak to them like equals. For example, what would you say if your very good man friend was drunk or hypnotized into losing Man Points and came up with a comment like, “Kathy at work is such a bitch. I don’t know why she hates me.”
Something immediately springs to mind.
“Who the fuck cares.”
Give the baby her bottle. And silence, my man friends, is golden.
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Well, to all the females that come to this site,
If MEN AND WOMEN are to be EQUAL,
We should be able to hit you women if you start nagging at us just like we would hit one of our own if he started nagging at us.
men have two choices they can ether be right are they can be happy, thats it.
Don’t you mean……. “OR” we can be happy.
So as you can see… you forgot about the 3rd choice.
We can also be right – AND happy.
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I’d love to agree with this but sadly getting a woman or women to shut up is impossible. 1: they havent evloved past the chattering monkies we once were. 2: thier greed forbids them from wanting more once they have the thing the were nagging to get.
I happen to agree with this. I am a 19 year old female who considers myself a tomboy. I look at the rest of my pathetic make up wearing, crying bitches. I go for myself. I am a black belt and I see other girls dying their hair and getting fucked in the fast-food bathroomw and demand the right to everything. All you whiny women go fuck yourselves. And by the way, I don’t need a man.
These seemingly “masculine” women just put it up so they can be more attractive to men. I’m not saying that this is applies to 100% of such women. I just don’t know of any woman who is truly masculine, including this one.
I’m a fuckhead!
yeahhh!I like it up the ass!more masculine then you women!
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Fuking genious. hahahaha
give em what they want and silence em if they ask anything else.
“Risking your lives to give birth” ?? you FUCKING soccer moms could NOT give birth unless a SUPERIOR MAN fucked you, you arrogant piece of shit cunt soccer mom hag wanna be. ALL women should just shut the fuck up, suck our dicks and make our dinner as WE MEN rule the planet, WE MEN built everything, WE MEN did it ALL not you shallow harping BITCHES!!!
Feels good doesn’t it.
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That wouldn’t have happened if she knew how to shut the fuck up.
the men on this site are not men at all..you are nothing but sexist, arrogant, chauvenist assholes who have nothing better to do than to criticise half the world’s population(the better half if men go by your standards)..alright its ok to make a joke once in a while..some sexist jokes can even be funny be it anti-feminist or anti-masculinist, however i sincerely doubt that God put man and woman on earth to hate each other..and you may say that you never directly said you hated women..but from your sexist comments that would seem the case
i am 16 and currently studying chemistry biology french and art at an advanced level in one of the top grammar schools in NI
we are all really impressed, men are still better though
Yeah ok ” Manona” I see your point. God didn’t put man and woman on earth to hate each other. Why don’t you suck my dick do what God intended then.
Men have created electricity, AirPlanes, Cars, The Computer YOU’RE using, Buildings, Schools, Houses, Cell Phones, Medicine, T.v., The Internet etc., The T.V. Show LOST! lol Men have been responsible for the progression of everything… Women have a lot of catching up to do… All that women do is nag/complain and ask for more. When given more they’ll just ask for more again. That being said Women have created things that are pleasant… i.e. The Chocolate Chip Cookie, Alphabet blocks, and The Fire Escape
What have you invented?
Apparently all you do is nag/complain. And even worse, you’re doing it with a keyboard. To quote Henry here… What have you ever invented? Besides an irreparable fear of women?
You are 16 and are not permitted yet to venture into the auspicious territory of knowing the difference between a man and a boy, which you never will anyway since you’re female.
Why is it that women think they own the definition for “manhood?” Why is it that women call men who disagree with them fags? Why is it that women think that the insults they sling at their equally-despicable peers for social status dominance thing men GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT ANY OF IT?
And, yes, it feels good. Freedom always does.
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I’l be honest how to…Be a man, stop acting like a clown,stop trying to dominate and neither will she compete…People love problems and you’d rather not resolve them..
Be a person then maybe she’ll see you the way you want.
This site is one big circle jerk. The man-base is more amusing than Dick.
sexes are equal but other than the i adgreed with mr dickson women sometimes can be fucking whores while the other day i go i told a women hey let go out and just because iam 5″6 she dont wanna go out with me and i was wow wtf is wrong with women why they fucking care about the high we dont care
like how most men don’t want to go out with fat chicks, but there are always a selectfew who enjoy fat chicks, and a select few women who like short guys, (like me:P) but i can’t really talk cause i’m 5″3
men enjoy fat chicks because their not high mantainance and have the attitude, “I’m beautiful so I deserve something for it.”
guys u dont know what ur talking about so u think the only women do bad stuff? iam a guy but shit we do dirty and bad stuff as hell and women should be important in a man Life who ur gonna have children with a gay guy? i dont think so i think the sexes are Equal!!!
Man you are so blind it’s not even funny.
Talk to ANY male stripper …. because THEY KNOW what ugliness women are REALLY capable of. But don’t take MY word for it. I am not a male stripper.
Menaresomuchbetterthanwomen.
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FACT –>> Women go to strip clubs the night or weekend before they are getting married and PAY STRIPPERS WITH THEIR FIANCEES CREDIT CARDS to suck their cocks and swallow their cum secretly while getting a table dance.
This happens EVERY weekend.
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FACT –>> Women go to strip clubs the night or weekend before they are getting married and PAY STRIPPERS WITH THEIR FIANCEES CREDIT CARDS to fuck their assholes in the toilet two (or more) at a time. Without protection.
This happens EVERY weekend.
Some of those women actually told their fiancees they are VIRGINS.
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FACT –>> Women go to strip clubs the night or weekend before they are getting married WITH THEIR FIANCEES CREDIT CARDS to behave like rowdy, yelling, screaming, nutjobs who are so desperate and badly behaved, no man with any standards would ever tolerate it if they were not paying to be there.
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If men like you KNEW what women are REALLY capable of, they would never say what you just did.Because it’s BULLSHIT. Women have you so fooled it’s not even funny.
Women are the most disgustingly behaved animals on the face of the earth. And I KNOW what I am talking about.
But PLEASE don’t take MY word for it.
I am not a male stripper.
MenareDEFINITELYbetterthanwomen.
Wow. Look how quiet the room got.
;)
So Chris is a male stripper?
No. But you can THINK or believe that I am if you like.
By all means, feel free.
No you can’t feel free!
you can’t be opionated!I changed my mind!You can’t imagine me as a male stripper
you SICK PERVERT.
I fear vaginas.so studioline fucks me up the ass!Take that!I am more hardxcore and scene then you.I’m a fuckhead!8D
The funniest thing i read so far was the part when one said that “women give there lives to give birth”. Giving birth is painful but not life threating in any way (unless your one of the very few fragile ones that do die). More people are killed by a women running around naked with a french tickler strapped to there forehead with hachets attached to there hands while chanting “who wears short shorts I WEAR SHORT SHORTS” than giving birth to a baby.
All women talk about giving birth like it’s the biggest fucking deal which just like admitting that she is completely useless at anything else and good for nothing until a man uses her as a cum dump first.
this is kinda funny -im a girl btw-
most women are like that. i see them all the time.
“this is kinda funny -im a girl btw-”
Because the name TERA, wasn’t a dead give away.
Well at least she can admit her gender isn’t the all-holy warrior maiden victim like the the usual girls that come here. That derserves points. Not man-points of course but something.
I know what you mean. It’s no wonder you have such a low opinion of women when the ones on here have NO solid evidence to back up their equality and have to rely on feminism-told-me-so BS, homophobic claims and slabs at male sexuality which is exactly the kind of shit that you say they use. How is that standing up for women?
I’m the scene hardxcore all-holy warrior!I call keepsies!Take that cuntsx!I love you studioline!You said you always enjoy it when I’m here.*wink*
This is the most chauvinistic, sexist bullshit I have ever read in my entire young life.
This website is a waste of web space.
Fucking ridiculous.
Brittany do you have a point to make or do you want to just make noise . If you wanted to make a point for womenkind shutting the fuck up would have made a better point .
But you blew that one didnt you
What else did you expect to find at http://WWW.MENAREBETTERTHANWOMEN.COM...
Recipes?
“Brittany” shut your fucking pie hole you pathetic, useless, piece of carron wasted shit for a fucking “human being” You are a waste of space, air, atmosphere displacement. I know you’re a fat blob of cellulite, shut your pastry pit and go blow the mail man you cunt
Right back at ya bub! For a site that talks about how much better men are compared to women…I fail to see any definitive evidence. Hell, you can’t even be bothered to provide a well articulated article let alone prove any of your assumptions. All I see is a bunch a guys who come here to whine/nag about the women that keep turning them down. Here’s a thought: If you want a woman to blow you, don’t tell her she is a useless piece of shit! It kinda has the opposite effect.
Oh don’t worry we know. When you want a woman to blow you…. just tell her –>> EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS TO HEAR.
This website is obviously not about that.
We’re not looking for blowjobs right now.
No this website is about men giving and receiving anal to eachother because women have turned them down.
Yeah that’s right keep on telling a woman what she “wants” to hear while she “emptys” your wallets.
Stupid Jerks.
Why would YOU think women have “turned me down”.
I CAN’T EVEN GET RID OF YOU.
You think you’re the only one?
Snap out of it.
Bloody hell use, you still here? Admit it, you want Chris’ wallet.
She wants so bad. I love it. Add another failure whore to the list.
Then why did you go to it in the first place? to complain about it? wow…what..a..surprise :D
This is the most chauvinistic, sexist bullshit I have ever read in my entire young life.
You apparently have not yet had the pleasure of visiting this illustrious website:
http://chikapappi.com/2007/12/14/men-are-pigs/
Should you like, please use this invitation as a hint to leave.
Brittany did leave because she didn’t care what you fucks said.Okay I’m scene and hardxcore.Jealous?Yeah I bet!Kthxbabe.
2 words THANK YOU
It’s so unfortunate women didn’t take advantage of their hard-won equality to SUCK IT UP AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN. I wonder how eager they’d be to “stand up for themselves” if it meant being hauled off to jail, stripped of their kids and put on a no-fly list.
Heh, for All you guys listening to this Dick character, you can all form a clan against women and go gay for all I care, your opinions are pointless and nothing but non sense,sure I agree SOME women are like this, but NOT ALL, and yeah I agree that men are greater than women at a certain standard, but that doesn’t make women any less important,so when u say all women, your saying the average bicth or slut is no different from your own mother, if it wasn’t for your own mother (who happens to be a woman) who gave birth to you, you wouldn’t even be here now typing up so much crap on this pointless sexist site. Well all I’m gonna say is you guys probably don’t get out much, and see that most women,aren’t alike,and you guys obviously have had many bad encounters and or experiences with woman and just want to take it all out on all females, I’ve dated many females and some are pretty smart and are nothing like what you guys are talking about and it shocks me to see that some of you here have girlfriends or wives???? If your talking like this then you don’t have no respect for them at all, and its sad, you call youself man, if all men were to behave in such manner, boy oh boy would this world be insanely corrupted! Wow you guys are like little whining babies, you all sound so alike, your just as bad as the women your talking about. Well, now I leave you guys, to freely express your anger at me and say how more of a man you are, and how I’m so this and that, but your sarcasm and immature replies aren’t going to make me any weaker or you any smarter. So reply if you want to and maybe when I have some free time to spend I’ll check back later I can’t waste my time arguing with the likes of you so called “Men”.
Derrick, you spineless fucking twat. First off, it’s hey, not heh you G.E.D. mother fucker. Secondly, how about we stop forgetting about the fact that if it wasn’t for your father you wouldn’t be here either. Or are you too much of a douche fag to give your father the respect he so rightly deserves. Thirdly, when you say “you can all form a clan against women and go gay for all I care, your opinions are pointless and nothing but non sense”. Stop there and go the fuck away. Obviously our opinions are not pointless and nonsense, otherwise you wouldn’t have said shit. But you did say something cause the truth hurts doesn’t it. And lastly. No, you haven’t dated many females. You hook up with a chick about as often as a president get assassinated. So don’t bother coming back, because you’re a faggot, your useless, but most importantly, you’re a FAILURE.
Nice MANDINGO. Couldn’t have said it better myself. Fucking goes off just like a women, doesn’t she.
When will women realize that unless a man fucked her first, she’s not giving birth to a fucking thing.
And a cum bucket doesn’t need to do anything but become a lazy fat fuck who eats shit for 9 months to punch that kid out.
Christ. More men put more effort into fucking a girl ONCE, than SHE has to put into the next 9 months of gestation.
That’s so true it’s SCARY when you think about it.