How To Shut a Woman Up
Women don’t actually want equality. Women are like the five year old that wants a dog for Christmas and we men are like parents. You’re not getting a fucking dog. Five year olds don’t get dogs because they have no responsibility. They’re immature. They get goldfish or Nintendo’s or other things that don’t require moments from their precious days of doing nothing.
Equality for women is exactly the same. Let me give an example.
There’s six ways to make a woman shut her fucking mouth — and you can count five of them on your hand.
I’m kidding of course. I would never advocate violence against women. Women are like television sets. They’re fun to watch, and smacking them around rarely improves their malfunction. When they start acting up and getting old on you, it’s just time to get a new one.
The sixth way to get a woman to shut the fuck up is not a joke. Women bitch and moan about equality like a baby whinging for its bottle. What happens when a baby gets its bottle? It shuts the fuck up.
Does that sound radical? Giving a woman equality? Perhaps even a bit mad?
Your man-stincts are correct. Giving women equal of anything is a stupid idea: voting rights, custody, slices of delicious pie. No matter what, you end up with something that isn’t pretty and is about ten to twenty years away from biting you in your man ass.
Think about it for a minute. If women really wanted equality, why dress like whores? And why all the silliness with alimony? Alimony is more objectifying and exploitive than prostitution, porno, and the entire Blackula series combined. All it’s saying is that the only thing women can do in the world is fuck for money. It’s a severance package for retired whores. But I digress.
I said earlier that I would be dispensing the mystical secret that has haunted man since the beginning of time. Not where we’re from or where we’re going, but how to shut women the fuck up. It’s easy. All you have to do is speak to them like equals. For example, what would you say if your very good man friend was drunk or hypnotized into losing Man Points and came up with a comment like, “Kathy at work is such a bitch. I don’t know why she hates me.”
Something immediately springs to mind.
“Who the fuck cares.”
Give the baby her bottle. And silence, my man friends, is golden.
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I hear ya brother, I’m stuck every frikkin day with two chick that won’t shut up,but when i tell’em too, they spray purfume in my face >:O, that is soooooooo not right :(
XD —> go gay! lmao, iv’e considered it yet i’m not gay but i don’t like women, what a conondrum huh :)
go gay!
You are another whimmin idiot, and you only needed 2 words to prove it.
Well, to all the females that come to this site,
If MEN AND WOMEN are to be EQUAL,
We should be able to hit you women if you start nagging at us just like we would hit one of our own if he started nagging at us.
and women should be allowed to cut off the penises of morons such as yourself. seems fair, don’t you think?
And useless unagreeable/unacceptable bitches like you should be gang raped, tortured, mutilated & dumped into a river or lake….. seems fair & reasonable. don’t you agree???……
Fuck off………….useless whore.
Who talked Adam into eating the Forbidden friut in the Garden of Eden?
men have two choices they can ether be right are they can be happy, thats it.
Don’t you mean……. “OR” we can be happy.
So as you can see… you forgot about the 3rd choice.
We can also be right – AND happy.
http://nomarriage.com
Why do you whimmin practice only shiting through your mouth your entire life???
Do you really believe men are making you do this OR is it just you whimmin???
HOOKERS BY DAY WHORES BY NIGHT! GOOD FOR NOTHING CUNTS! BROTHERS LETS ROUND THEM UP! LIST ALL THE FEMICUNTS POST THEIR NAMES PICTURES ADDRESSES PHONE NUMBERS! WE ARE COMING FOR YOU MAN HATERS! TRACKING ALL OF YOU DOWN IN THIS MAN MADE WORLD! WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU CUNTS HIDE? WHO CAN YOU WHOREE BITCHES CALL FOR HELP? HAHAHAHA 3 BILLION MEN COMING FOR YOU! FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME YOU CUNTS HAVE MESSED WITH US! YOUR ONLY GOOD FOR A FUCKING AND EVEN MAYBE NOT! START RUUNNING BITCHESWE’LL CATCH YOU UP! THIS IS A MAN-MADE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO STAY THAT WAY! HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING YOUR THROAT ASS AND CUNT WITH CHAINSAWS REMEMBER WHAT YOUR GENDER HAS DONE! http://www.chritianparty.net/feminism ABORTED 100 MILLION BABIES! PAYBACK TIME! YOU PLAN ON KILLING MEN TOO! http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
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I’d love to agree with this but sadly getting a woman or women to shut up is impossible. 1: they havent evloved past the chattering monkies we once were. 2: thier greed forbids them from wanting more once they have the thing the were nagging to get.
I happen to agree with this. I am a 19 year old female who considers myself a tomboy. I look at the rest of my pathetic make up wearing, crying bitches. I go for myself. I am a black belt and I see other girls dying their hair and getting fucked in the fast-food bathroomw and demand the right to everything. All you whiny women go fuck yourselves. And by the way, I don’t need a man.
These seemingly “masculine” women just put it up so they can be more attractive to men. I’m not saying that this is applies to 100% of such women. I just don’t know of any woman who is truly masculine, including this one.
I’m a fuckhead!
yeahhh!I like it up the ass!more masculine then you women!
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Fuking genious. hahahaha
give em what they want and silence em if they ask anything else.
“Risking your lives to give birth” ?? you FUCKING soccer moms could NOT give birth unless a SUPERIOR MAN fucked you, you arrogant piece of shit cunt soccer mom hag wanna be. ALL women should just shut the fuck up, suck our dicks and make our dinner as WE MEN rule the planet, WE MEN built everything, WE MEN did it ALL not you shallow harping BITCHES!!!
Feels good doesn’t it.
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That wouldn’t have happened if she knew how to shut the fuck up.
the men on this site are not men at all..you are nothing but sexist, arrogant, chauvenist assholes who have nothing better to do than to criticise half the world’s population(the better half if men go by your standards)..alright its ok to make a joke once in a while..some sexist jokes can even be funny be it anti-feminist or anti-masculinist, however i sincerely doubt that God put man and woman on earth to hate each other..and you may say that you never directly said you hated women..but from your sexist comments that would seem the case
i am 16 and currently studying chemistry biology french and art at an advanced level in one of the top grammar schools in NI
we are all really impressed, men are still better though
Yeah ok ” Manona” I see your point. God didn’t put man and woman on earth to hate each other. Why don’t you suck my dick do what God intended then.
Men have created electricity, AirPlanes, Cars, The Computer YOU’RE using, Buildings, Schools, Houses, Cell Phones, Medicine, T.v., The Internet etc., The T.V. Show LOST! lol Men have been responsible for the progression of everything… Women have a lot of catching up to do… All that women do is nag/complain and ask for more. When given more they’ll just ask for more again. That being said Women have created things that are pleasant… i.e. The Chocolate Chip Cookie, Alphabet blocks, and The Fire Escape
What have you invented?
Is that a joke? windshield wipers, disposable cellphones, non-reflecting glass, white-out, kevlar, scotchgard, circular saw, elevated railway, GLOBES!, syringe, rotary engine, most of the bio-med discoveries, etc, etc.
This site is funny, but any moron who takes it seriously, be they male or female, needs to be urgently removed from the gene pool!
*Actually, the CONCEPT (invention) of a device to clear debris from the windshield originated with a MAN – J.H. Apjohn (Mary Anderson received a PATENT for an improvement to this CONCEPT/device, when she LATER improved on it with rubber scrapers).
*Disposable cellphones – “brilliant”…just brilliant (take the circuit boards, chips, and other integral materials invented and fabricated by MEN…and betray your eco-c.u.n.t. sisters!)
*Non-reflecting glass – you mean AFTER men already figured out how to create it…”wow!”
*White-Out – gee, what masters of polymers and coatings whimmin are (sticking things MEN already invented, into a kitchen blender).
I “wonder” if this is why MEN comprise NINETY-EIGHT PERCENT of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry recipients.
*Kevlar – Hey! We gotta protect ourselves! Female violence has been on an upward trend for quite some time! (nice that we can get SOME use out of the little ladies with the labs and equipment that men invented)
*Circular saw – taking credit for this is like me taking credit for motorizing a bicycle after the CAR was invented (the major design elements and components for the circular saw’s form and function ALREADY existed because of MEN’S prior inventions)
*Elevated Railway – “I KNOW you created the Sundae, pop; but I put the cherry on top!”, his daughter screeches.
BESIDES – a MAN invented this.
*Globes – MEN circumnavigate the world…but whimmin invented GLOBES…yippee!!!
*Syringe – Whaaaat??? Just what are you on?!?
*Rotary Engine – Wow!!! Andrew Beard (1892), and Felix Wankel, must have been very “handsome” whimmin!!!
*Most of the Bio-Med discoveries – ohhhhh!!! so that explains why NINETY-SIX PERCENT of the Nobel Prizes in Physiology & Medicine have gone to MEN…I seeeeee.
Or, when accounting for (combined) nobels in Physics and Chemistry, NOT ONE WINNER over the last FORTY YEARS…ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY chances…
has been FEMALE.
SoMuchForThe…
OppressionAndDiscriminationTheoryOf…
Underachievement
{{This site is funny, but any moron who takes it seriously, be they male or female, needs to be urgently removed from the gene pool!}}
YOUR SHIT WIMMIN INVENTIONS DON’T COUNT
ANYTHING…………….
FEMINIST SHIT BITCHES LIKE YOU WHO ADVOCATE VIOLENCE NEED URGENTLY TO BE EXTERMINATED/ELIMINATED FROM THE FACE OFF THIS EARTH…………TO MAKE EARTH A BETTER
PLACE FOR OTHERS.
FUCK OFF…………..USELESS FEMINIST SCUM/WHORE
Apparently all you do is nag/complain. And even worse, you’re doing it with a keyboard. To quote Henry here… What have you ever invented? Besides an irreparable fear of women?
You are 16 and are not permitted yet to venture into the auspicious territory of knowing the difference between a man and a boy, which you never will anyway since you’re female.
Why is it that women think they own the definition for “manhood?” Why is it that women call men who disagree with them fags? Why is it that women think that the insults they sling at their equally-despicable peers for social status dominance thing men GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT ANY OF IT?
And, yes, it feels good. Freedom always does.
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I’l be honest how to…Be a man, stop acting like a clown,stop trying to dominate and neither will she compete…People love problems and you’d rather not resolve them..
Be a person then maybe she’ll see you the way you want.
This site is one big circle jerk. The man-base is more amusing than Dick.
As long as women continue to enter this site then yes, it will be one big circle jerk. Still a good site tho.
sexes are equal but other than the i adgreed with mr dickson women sometimes can be fucking whores while the other day i go i told a women hey let go out and just because iam 5″6 she dont wanna go out with me and i was wow wtf is wrong with women why they fucking care about the high we dont care
like how most men don’t want to go out with fat chicks, but there are always a selectfew who enjoy fat chicks, and a select few women who like short guys, (like me:P) but i can’t really talk cause i’m 5″3
men enjoy fat chicks because their not high mantainance and have the attitude, “I’m beautiful so I deserve something for it.”
guys u dont know what ur talking about so u think the only women do bad stuff? iam a guy but shit we do dirty and bad stuff as hell and women should be important in a man Life who ur gonna have children with a gay guy? i dont think so i think the sexes are Equal!!!
Man you are so blind it’s not even funny.
Talk to ANY male stripper …. because THEY KNOW what ugliness women are REALLY capable of. But don’t take MY word for it. I am not a male stripper.
Menaresomuchbetterthanwomen.
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FACT –>> Women go to strip clubs the night or weekend before they are getting married and PAY STRIPPERS WITH THEIR FIANCEES CREDIT CARDS to suck their cocks and swallow their cum secretly while getting a table dance.
This happens EVERY weekend.
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FACT –>> Women go to strip clubs the night or weekend before they are getting married and PAY STRIPPERS WITH THEIR FIANCEES CREDIT CARDS to fuck their assholes in the toilet two (or more) at a time. Without protection.
This happens EVERY weekend.
Some of those women actually told their fiancees they are VIRGINS.
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FACT –>> Women go to strip clubs the night or weekend before they are getting married WITH THEIR FIANCEES CREDIT CARDS to behave like rowdy, yelling, screaming, nutjobs who are so desperate and badly behaved, no man with any standards would ever tolerate it if they were not paying to be there.
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If men like you KNEW what women are REALLY capable of, they would never say what you just did.Because it’s BULLSHIT. Women have you so fooled it’s not even funny.
Women are the most disgustingly behaved animals on the face of the earth. And I KNOW what I am talking about.
But PLEASE don’t take MY word for it.
I am not a male stripper.
MenareDEFINITELYbetterthanwomen.
Wow. Look how quiet the room got.
;)
So Chris is a male stripper?
No. But you can THINK or believe that I am if you like.
By all means, feel free.
No you can’t feel free!
you can’t be opionated!I changed my mind!You can’t imagine me as a male stripper
you SICK PERVERT.
I fear vaginas.so studioline fucks me up the ass!Take that!I am more hardxcore and scene then you.I’m a fuckhead!8D
The funniest thing i read so far was the part when one said that “women give there lives to give birth”. Giving birth is painful but not life threating in any way (unless your one of the very few fragile ones that do die). More people are killed by a women running around naked with a french tickler strapped to there forehead with hachets attached to there hands while chanting “who wears short shorts I WEAR SHORT SHORTS” than giving birth to a baby.
All women talk about giving birth like it’s the biggest fucking deal which just like admitting that she is completely useless at anything else and good for nothing until a man uses her as a cum dump first.
this is kinda funny -im a girl btw-
most women are like that. i see them all the time.
“this is kinda funny -im a girl btw-”
Because the name TERA, wasn’t a dead give away.
Well at least she can admit her gender isn’t the all-holy warrior maiden victim like the the usual girls that come here. That derserves points. Not man-points of course but something.
I know what you mean. It’s no wonder you have such a low opinion of women when the ones on here have NO solid evidence to back up their equality and have to rely on feminism-told-me-so BS, homophobic claims and slabs at male sexuality which is exactly the kind of shit that you say they use. How is that standing up for women?
I’m the scene hardxcore all-holy warrior!I call keepsies!Take that cuntsx!I love you studioline!You said you always enjoy it when I’m here.*wink*
This is the most chauvinistic, sexist bullshit I have ever read in my entire young life.
This website is a waste of web space.
Fucking ridiculous.
Brittany do you have a point to make or do you want to just make noise . If you wanted to make a point for womenkind shutting the fuck up would have made a better point .
But you blew that one didnt you
What else did you expect to find at http://WWW.MENAREBETTERTHANWOMEN.COM...
Recipes?
“Brittany” shut your fucking pie hole you pathetic, useless, piece of carron wasted shit for a fucking “human being” You are a waste of space, air, atmosphere displacement. I know you’re a fat blob of cellulite, shut your pastry pit and go blow the mail man you cunt
Right back at ya bub! For a site that talks about how much better men are compared to women…I fail to see any definitive evidence. Hell, you can’t even be bothered to provide a well articulated article let alone prove any of your assumptions. All I see is a bunch a guys who come here to whine/nag about the women that keep turning them down. Here’s a thought: If you want a woman to blow you, don’t tell her she is a useless piece of shit! It kinda has the opposite effect.
Oh don’t worry we know. When you want a woman to blow you…. just tell her –>> EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS TO HEAR.
This website is obviously not about that.
We’re not looking for blowjobs right now.
No this website is about men giving and receiving anal to eachother because women have turned them down.
Yeah that’s right keep on telling a woman what she “wants” to hear while she “emptys” your wallets.
Stupid Jerks.
Why would YOU think women have “turned me down”.
I CAN’T EVEN GET RID OF YOU.
You think you’re the only one?
Snap out of it.
Bloody hell use, you still here? Admit it, you want Chris’ wallet.
She wants so bad. I love it. Add another failure whore to the list.
Then why did you go to it in the first place? to complain about it? wow…what..a..surprise :D
This is the most chauvinistic, sexist bullshit I have ever read in my entire young life.
You apparently have not yet had the pleasure of visiting this illustrious website:
http://chikapappi.com/2007/12/14/men-are-pigs/
Should you like, please use this invitation as a hint to leave.
Brittany did leave because she didn’t care what you fucks said.Okay I’m scene and hardxcore.Jealous?Yeah I bet!Kthxbabe.