Women Feel Sorry For Rapists
Women involved in any level of government other than putting the spun gold that comes out of men’s mouths onto paper or making the fucking coffee is a blueprint to disaster. Not a disaster like being two hours late to a party because you took the wrong freeway and then hit a watermelon truck because your wife can’t read directions either. This is a disaster like burning sulfur raining from the sky or lava shooting all the fuck over the place. That’s a biblical manner of shit.
Women with any kind of power means civilization is about to be proper fucked. That’s the battle we fight as men, constantly pulling the human race back from the edge of nothing with one hand tied behind our backs because we’re goddamn men and that’s how we do everything: easily.
Women feel sorry for themselves all the time. I mean all the time too. If a woman isn’t having fun somewhere fun like an awesome Nicolas Cage movie or doing a shitty job playing with a Frisbee at the beach, it’s because she’s fucking feeling sorry for herself again. Boo-hoo.
Women feel sorry for you too. Even if you’re filthy rich and for some reason you can fly you just don’t tell anyone about it — every woman out there feels sorry for you and hates the fuck out of you. Oh no. I’m still not done.
Women also feel sorry for puppies and kittens and little baby seals with their priceless little hides of fur and their cold little flippers. Think that’s stupid? Yes you do because you’re a man, but I’m just getting warmed up. Women also feel sorry for diet sodas and imitation Oreo cookies. “Does anyone really love diet sodas for diet sodas?” Women say. “Do they love diet soda because of its taste or in spite of it?”
Neither, you dumb broad! It’s diet fucking soda.
Women feel sorry for worn out T-shirts and washing machines that need to be replaced. They feel sorry for broken down cars that get traded in and old pairs of scissors that get lent to a child and then are never seen again. They feel sorry for fucking rocks and sticks and smudges on tissues. Women wallow in sorrow every day of their fucking lives, but here’s the one that won’t surprise you because you’re a man, but will make you chuckle.
Women feel sorry for rapists.
Yes, lets all have a good laugh at the implausibility of it.
Some brilliant man-scientists just performed a study which concluded the following:
When people who deserve it get what’s coming to them, men’s brains function as men’s brains do: 100% perfectly. Women’s brains, however, are donkey shit.
In a closed game system, women’s brains lit up with empathy like slot machines when a deserving party was administered a mild electric shock. Men’s brains lit up with glee — man-glee, which means that someone somewhere was getting the job done right.
By extension, we can assume women have zero concept of justice and therefore are the E-coli of a healthy civilization. We can assume that, but as men we should just go on our mighty man-stincts in the first place, which say the following:
Women are coddling know-nothings who can stop a buck about as well as they can hold one.
What a joke.
I could make this shit up, but why?
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September 23rd, 2007 at 6:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
Nope, you were just a dipshit.
In fact, he probably should have given you an assgasm, or whatever it is that you do when you scream ‘OH GOD FUCK ME WITH YOUR HUGE COCK OH OH GOD YES TOMPSON - JOHNNY I MEAN, OH GOD’ while his dick is in your ass.
You’re just an evolutionary fuckup.
In short, you deserved to get raped, but you didn’t.
September 23rd, 2007 at 7:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 663610db843b1
@kristina…
The court will most likely default to the guy, if the situation is how you discribed. A few questions…
1. I’m assuming that due to your graphic discription, this is your situation. If so, why do you allow yourself to get in these types of situations?
2. Why would you drink yourself in to such a bloody stupor? Is it glamorous to get shit-faced? Is it cool to lose all control of your mental faculties?
3. Knowing full well that this “trusted” person has a penis, and has a sex drive, why would you put him in a situation where you KNOW he’s going to take the bait?
4. If he truly acted in the way you discribed (which is… actually really creepy..), why in the WORLD would you choose him as a “trusted” person? Do you really have that bad a social awareness?
Shame on you.
September 23rd, 2007 at 10:38 am - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
sigh i must admit savant that this case is sadly mine….and no i wasnt planning on putting him through the courts…you know the funny thing about me is im a bittrusting…especially when the guy im with was acting as a brother to me(and yes i saw him as my brother) and not only that but he was getting married to my cousin and best friend…the thing about it is…i was having troubles with my mom…he let me stay at his and my cousins house…the drinking started with a bet that i couldnt take a shot of jack daniels with out throwing up(i won)…then it went on to vodka….it was the first time gtting drunk…and NO NO NO it was not glamorous…trust me i have no plans to put myself in that position again….
alas…i have been caught doing something stupid :P i trusted too much :)
September 23rd, 2007 at 10:40 am - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
Well my oh my….arent you just the little cynic :) assgasm ? thats just gross
and NOONE deserves to be raped asswipe….and when i say noone i even mean little boys like you….oh my!
September 23rd, 2007 at 11:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 663610db843b1
Cockmongler, twatwaffle and assgasm? My oh my, you folks are in prime form. ~applauds~
In any case, Kristina… straight men will never be your friend. Even if they are married, even if they are a priest. There is no excuse known to man that you can give me, that will change this scenario. If they like women, and they have a penis, they want you for sex. End of story.
Now, they may take pleasure in your company.
Again, they still want you for sex, and nothing will change this. As for a repeat performance with the drinking… you have an entire lifetime to go before you can effectively prove you will never do it again. So my dollar is on you doing it again.
Please. Prove me wrong. Your liver will thank you.
September 23rd, 2007 at 11:34 am - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
i shall do that savant…i live for bets after all…:D but all in all…im not quite the cynic you are yet m’dear…so until all my guy friends that i trust try fucking me or say theyd like to and thats all…then il believe you :P
i still believe in true love gentlemen….and you shan’t change that :D
December 4th, 2007 at 3:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
rapists can burn in hell for all I care
I will never feel sorry for a rapist
December 4th, 2007 at 3:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Ok, I will go out on a limb here and do something I rarely do.
Everybody gets the shit end of the stick, so you Kristina, got yours.
I get mine, everyone here gets that Dog Day.
But………….you got lucky. Man-Rules and “honor” Dick-Tate that I shouldn’t kill you or rape you, so I don’t. Just bad form. Now, killing another man is fine, that is just the way it goes, but women? Nope.
Yes, I find myself surprised and in agreement with the big H (and I don’t mean Herpes) up there. I don’t feel sorry for a rapist. However, I don’t, anymore, feel sorry for a shitfaced drunk that has a complete lack of decision making BEFORE they were drunk and hooked up with a rapist.
I did this post before, but dig it:
“Hi. My name is King, I am lost and in the deepest ghetto of LA. Excuse me Mr. Drug Dealer, you see, by being stupid and white, I fucked up and walked into the ONE place I may very well not walk out of. Would you please not kill me and assfuck my dead body simply because I asked? No? Okay. Gee, that’s pretty mean you bastards you.”
-Or-
“Hi, my name is (put in 21 year old dumbshit females name) and I am here at the bar with friends. I like drinking, because at this point in life, that is all I got besides school and a shit job. So, I thought to come into a bar with tons of men and hard dicks, and only flirt and start shit, you know, like Iraq did with the USA.
That makes SO much sense to me, after all, high school is nothing if not a great teacher to pre-pubescent girls about how they lack personality and physical skill in a room full of BIG old dudes wanting to fuck me. You see, I knew that before I walked in, but just HAD to wear these lowriders to tease. Hey! Why are you forcing yourself on me you drunk bastard, even though I am drunk too, and with my superior planning skills, fucked with you all night……..”
December 4th, 2007 at 4:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Yes, even after 10,000 years of evolution, women still think we men give a flying shit about what is in their heads instead of their pants.
Face it, they have less clue as to men as we do about women.
Like Savant said, I have a prick and use it. It is not my fault you see it as some fucked up mating ritual…………..
I will never get how women, even when a MAN tells them what other MEN are doing, still adamantly REFUSE to get it.
Here’s the challenge ladies: Find a male friend (I don’t mean all your gay buddies), ask him if he wants to fuck. Plain and simple. I BEG you to have the backbone to do it……….PLEASE. Carry it thru to the bitter end, almost have sex.
Drum roll please: End result? You will find out that the only friend he is interested in is in your panties……………..
December 4th, 2007 at 4:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Well, you have to realize that is not always that scenario.
Maybe someone was walking to their car, or leaving their office, and they may of never seen that person in their life.
You have to realize, it’s not always provoked.
Plus, even if it is, that man has no right to violate anyone, no matter what the woman may of said.
December 4th, 2007 at 4:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Bullshit. Quote THIS Hilary, “Most sexual crimes are commited by someone the female KNOWS, as is most of ALL crimes”.
Again, being stupid does not make you right, but does make you a victim.
Again, the strong vs. the weak. A smart weak person would remember to protect themselves. The stupid ones simply walk around hoping nothing at all happens……….
And you are VERY wrong Hilary. ANYONE at ANYTIME has the “right” to revoke anything of yours, read what I just said in this post, if you can’t take power, or cannot defend, you are a victim, plain and simple.
Your “view” of the world changes the reality not at all, I am sure many women thought Ghengis Khan was a great guy until he showed up to kill them………
The scenario is irregardless, the end result IS the point……….
December 4th, 2007 at 4:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
I never said every time it’s someone they don’t know, I said that the women provoking them is not every scenario.
What about when my friend was raped when she was 5, and her younger sister when she was barely 3?
You see, I take special offense to these posts, and even if that had never happened, I still would not care about any rapists.
Thay have no right to take anyone’s right to violate them.
An officer can revoke a liscence, but no one has the right to revoke somenone’s innosence.
December 4th, 2007 at 5:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
AH, you are COMPLETELY full of shit NOW. I caught you out……….again. (Golf clap, lightly, slowly, with a grin)
You got that shit right Big H, you can’t win, dodge the bullet and keep running. So NOW you are going to revise your statements to suit the argument right? What? Really? I never saw THAT one coming…….
Ok, again, like most women, your post contributes nothing but to say “I hate, I don’t like, yadda yada”. Nowhere in there did you say, “But man, my dad beat the FUCK outta that one guy over that rape”. You see, that would have constructive to me at least.
You misunderstand, as usual. No one cares what you think about your rights, the STRONG take those away and give them back with the speed of light, NOT you whining about how unfair it is. THAT is reality woman, and you still just do not get it.
There IS one universal neverending truth that women CANNOT deal with, not even with their mouths: The strong define the weak, not the other way around. Your rights exist because of the strong, not in exception OF them.
Now seriously, do you think that simply because of a non-physical law that is rarely enforced that you have the ability to stop Mike Tyson from doing jack shit? No, you don’t, but you will cower behind it, you will not fight for it, but in the end, you will come up with some ineffable and truly stupid bullshit to say that “rights are for everyone”.
In fact, the way I remember it, “Rights” were invented by the fighters, not the whiners.
December 4th, 2007 at 5:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
In that post, I never said that I hate anyone.
Also, I don’t know what happened with my friend after that, all I know is that I don’t feel sympathetic for the people that harmed them.
I hadn’t contradicted myself either, I have kept constant with my opinions, considering that they are what I stand by.
Weak, strong, whatever you want to label people, no one has the right to overpower someone else.
This is the same statement that I have been saying
December 4th, 2007 at 5:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Nope, you didn’t, but you also never said jack or shit.
Now, again, you use semantics to dodge the shit-train coming to run you down.
No, you have done everything BUT be constant, EXCEPT the fact that you constantly fucking talk.
Weak and strong, the statement you have been saying is exactly what I figured a weak ass woman to say, and you do it to a fucking “T”.
I am supposed to suffer because I am strong, and you are weak. I am supposed to turn over any power I have because you whine about not having any. I am supposed to demean MYSELF to lift you up. I am supposed to help YOU when you are too fucking weak to help yourself.
If that isn’t every single fucking man-point in existence, if that isn’t every SINGLE Dick post ever, then you are truly too fucking feminist for me to ever get through to.
Score 1057, Kitty FUCKIN’ Carlisle!
December 4th, 2007 at 5:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Also, I never said thay the strong should suffer and the weak should thrive, you are in fact twisting my statements.I have never said those should humiliate themselves.
I don’t expect myself tp get through to many people, as you should assume none will phase me.
As I have been saying plain and simple, weak and strong, NEITHER should have to suffer.
Since I want this to relate to the topic, the people that want to FEEL as though they have power by taking someone else’s away, thos are the one’s that should suffer.
December 4th, 2007 at 9:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Again, your opinion on the matter is irrelevant, as Ghenghis Khan would say, “Now you die”. That means YOU and your ideas on the subject are irrelevant. Non-existent. Shall I keep going?
Sure, why not. I assume only that you are really bored and enjoy fucking with people. Any sane person walks away when no one is interested in what they are selling. Shills are a dime a dozen sister, go sell on the next corner, I already got my snake oil quota this week.
I like that. Like all history books have said, “Women say no no, that is mean” and all the bad people in the world stop and do good things simply for the asking. What you lack is the understanding of the reality, and any man here will tell you.
If you are weak, you are used for the good of the strong. and OF COURSE you are saying that, you didn’t do any fighting, you won’t do any of it, but you expect the benefits for a job you didn’t do.
I keep going through this time after time. Simply because you SPEAK does not make you right. What makes you right and kick ass is the ability to nuke and enslave entire populations to your will, but not doing it all because you are so powerful, you decide not to.
No, you will not understand that last statement, nor will you try, you will simply say, “Fairies and Doggy Tales flopping the breeze”, and totally ignore the fact that 50 pissed of Huns are getting ready to invade. That way, you can claim being a victim and make up laws that are only good AFTER the deed is done.
Good thing you spent all that time learning kick-ass Tai Chi bullshit and nothing at all about self-defense.
Here, go find Criss Angel the Freak and ask him to loan out his magic wand to you, that way, you have a chance. As a man, he will also ask you which wand you want, but hey, men are like that…………..
March 8th, 2008 at 6:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 26129caa6329a
Oh fuck you, that is so retarded, this site is so retarded LOL haha trust men to make a crappy site like this, HA you know that you’re inferior to us women.
I do NOT feel sorry for rapists, In fact I want to kill them, they should be shot dead, men are rapists but that’s ok cause all we have to do is kick them in the balls and put them bastards in their place.
Men are slaves to me, I’m better than men, women are better than men, I’m beautiful, I can sing, I can act, I’m great at sports, I’m great at computers, etc you’re pathetic to judge all women by the ones you know, YOU SUCK, so shut the fuck up, bitch, with all your crappy bitchy generalizations, none of them are true, you’re articles are rubbish, you’re stupid Mr dick, all you pathetic ugly men are stupid, my IQ is 178, I am way more better than any of you losers, so deal with it, bitches.
March 8th, 2008 at 6:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 8b3ed4a4a0a67
IQ of 178, eh? Wow. Pretty impressive writing from someone so smart.
Why should we pay attention to someone who is likely to be a liar like you?
March 8th, 2008 at 9:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 2087b4a646f8f
Trust a woman to fuck up an argument in ways that should not be possible.
Or legal.
Obvious troll is obvious.
Feelings of moral superiority? Check. Appeal to violence? Double-check.
Generalization that cannot possibly be proven? Check.
Woman? Check.