Women Feel Sorry For Rapists
Women involved in any level of government other than putting the spun gold that comes out of men’s mouths onto paper or making the fucking coffee is a blueprint to disaster. Not a disaster like being two hours late to a party because you took the wrong freeway and then hit a watermelon truck because your wife can’t read directions either. This is a disaster like burning sulfur raining from the sky or lava shooting all the fuck over the place. That’s a biblical manner of shit.
Women with any kind of power means civilization is about to be proper fucked. That’s the battle we fight as men, constantly pulling the human race back from the edge of nothing with one hand tied behind our backs because we’re goddamn men and that’s how we do everything: easily.
Women feel sorry for themselves all the time. I mean all the time too. If a woman isn’t having fun somewhere fun like an awesome Nicolas Cage movie or doing a shitty job playing with a Frisbee at the beach, it’s because she’s fucking feeling sorry for herself again. Boo-hoo.
Women feel sorry for you too. Even if you’re filthy rich and for some reason you can fly you just don’t tell anyone about it — every woman out there feels sorry for you and hates the fuck out of you. Oh no. I’m still not done.
Women also feel sorry for puppies and kittens and little baby seals with their priceless little hides of fur and their cold little flippers. Think that’s stupid? Yes you do because you’re a man, but I’m just getting warmed up. Women also feel sorry for diet sodas and imitation Oreo cookies. “Does anyone really love diet sodas for diet sodas?” Women say. “Do they love diet soda because of its taste or in spite of it?”
Neither, you dumb broad! It’s diet fucking soda.
Women feel sorry for worn out T-shirts and washing machines that need to be replaced. They feel sorry for broken down cars that get traded in and old pairs of scissors that get lent to a child and then are never seen again. They feel sorry for fucking rocks and sticks and smudges on tissues. Women wallow in sorrow every day of their fucking lives, but here’s the one that won’t surprise you because you’re a man, but will make you chuckle.
Women feel sorry for rapists.
Yes, lets all have a good laugh at the implausibility of it.
Some brilliant man-scientists just performed a study which concluded the following:
When people who deserve it get what’s coming to them, men’s brains function as men’s brains do: 100% perfectly. Women’s brains, however, are donkey shit.
In a closed game system, women’s brains lit up with empathy like slot machines when a deserving party was administered a mild electric shock. Men’s brains lit up with glee — man-glee, which means that someone somewhere was getting the job done right.
By extension, we can assume women have zero concept of justice and therefore are the E-coli of a healthy civilization. We can assume that, but as men we should just go on our mighty man-stincts in the first place, which say the following:
Women are coddling know-nothings who can stop a buck about as well as they can hold one.
What a joke.
I could make this shit up, but why?
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July 9th, 2007 at 7:20 am - IP Man-Hash: e4335652e42df
I was speaking of the quote that has been attributed to Catherine MacKinnon. However, when I googled it to remind me of her name, I came across a swopes article that says she never said it, so….kind of takes the air out of my comment.
I read your article. I agree with you. Rape - REAL rape - is evil. However, I don’t count “I was drunk last night and now I can’t believe I slept with you” as rape.
I’m not sure what you mean about “that’s Christianity”. I don’t think I’ve ever heard that sex = rape about that religion.
July 26th, 2007 at 4:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 4c79471ede76e
Being drunk = being under the influence of a drug = unable to freely consent = any sex with that person is rape
July 26th, 2007 at 4:36 am - IP Man-Hash: fe35829a9c492
Being drunk = your fault. Period, bitch.
‘I couldn’t consent to crashing my car into that 10 year old child, so it’s the kid’s fault.’
Did the man use a funnel and make like you were a French goose? Did you scream and fight not to swallow every drink he was benevolent enough to give you, and for being a superior girl nonetheless? No? Then it’s your fault, whore. If you don’t fight with every muscle in your body and if your life is not in danger (gurls have proven themselves unable to assess fear, so we’ll have to listen to the credible witness here), it is consensual. Maybe not by the whims of society, but by moral values. Therefore, if you file charges against such a person, you deserve to serve every second of pain and misery the innocent man serves and then some. And if you falsely accuse him, why not allow the public rape and humiliation of you? That’s what would have happened to him. Door swings both ways, stupid cunt.
Stupid slut. Now leave and don’t return.
July 26th, 2007 at 4:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
That makes perfect sense. So if I get drunk, i.e. being under the influence of a drug, and I decide to drive home and I accidentally kill a half-dozen people, then I should not be held accountable because it was the drug’s fault that my driving was impaired, and not mine.
July 26th, 2007 at 4:39 am - IP Man-Hash: fe35829a9c492
Such a person meaning someone who did rape you out of the evil and blackness of his own heart.
And to raise a point, how therapeutic is it to ostracize such individuals and isolate them from society? I fail to see the purpose in such a system - it seems more emotional and whimsical than logical. The rest of his life, just because of one mistake. Psychological ‘damage’ and questionable motives. Just ridiculous.
July 26th, 2007 at 4:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Dammit, Doubt. You beat me to it.
July 26th, 2007 at 4:46 am - IP Man-Hash: fe35829a9c492
If only the laws of femdom applied to the road.
July 26th, 2007 at 4:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
That illustration is so much more concise than mine. But it is good to see that logic prevailed here, and that we both could rip her shit to shreds without even consulting each other first. But then again, it wasn’t that difficult, especially since women’s arguments are full of more holes than Swiss cheese.
July 26th, 2007 at 6:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c8b05bf321cc
How is putting a rapist behind bars emotional rather than logical? For one thing, rapists don’t receive life in prison. But putting them behind bars for some amount of time is a just punishment for a heinous crime. Rape isn’t a “mistake” any more than any other crime is (assuming it’s truely rape), so they should be punished. Is robbery, assault, or any other crime “just one mistake” that should be excused? People who commit crimes should receive punishments. Pretty simple.
July 26th, 2007 at 6:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 51f86d6005c2d
So two drunk people having sex = both raping eachother so both should go to jail, or is it just women who can get raped?
That is such bullshit. When I get drunk I can make just as rational decisions as when I’m sober and so should women, in the extent they are ever able to make rational decisions. Unless you’re passed out you can freely consent.
July 26th, 2007 at 8:38 am - IP Man-Hash: fe35829a9c492
Like castration? Very simple in the mind of a girl. Well, how about we start removing the ovaries and nipples of strippers as well, shall we? Another crime which causes psychological drama and will occasionally spread STDs due in a great part to social taboos.
And what about spending the rest of your life filling out registration forms? Meeting every neighbor in person and declaring the fact that you are a ’sex offender’ when a slut presses charges against you?
And name me one other crime where the offenders, in the words of Nancy Grace, “Are guilty until proven innocent?”
Child molestation, rape, illicit pornography, all of these are crimes indeed, though many stem from psychological illnesses which will be furthered by imposing even further isolation and angst upon the offenders. We could lock them away forever, but then again, how many people are ‘rapists’ if buying a slut a few drinks too many or touching a pussy-waving ‘dancer’ (prostitute) makes you a permanent and irrefutable rapist?
And, Alex, you seem to be dodging the whole point here… are you on our side when we say that we need to narrow both the definition of rape and the potential consequences of said action when proven beyond a reasonable doubt? Yes? That’s what I thought.
July 26th, 2007 at 9:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c8b05bf321cc
I never said rapists should be castrated. I said they should be jailed, like a person who commits any other serious crime. And you can’t equate strippers to rapists, because strippers do not cause anywhere near the psychological damage that rapists do, and, more importantly, people in strip clubs are there purely by choice.
Also, I believe rapists should be jailed as well as receive counseling or some other form of rehabilitation, which I think they often do (correct me if I’m wrong). Any person in jail with a mental illness should receive help for that illness.
As for the definition of rape, that’s a hard question to answer. Sleeping with a woman who is drunk is obviously not rape. Sleeping with a woman who has passed out due to alcohol is rape. Yes, it is her fault for drinking such an extreme amount that she passed out, but passing out does not mean the woman suddenly doesn’t have a right to her body. There are also problems when a woman withdraws consent during sex; refusing to stop, when it is clear consent is withdrawn, for a long amount of time, is rape, or at least sexual assault. Not stopping because of confusion as to whether consent still exists, or not stopping quickly enough, is not rape. The current definition in most states is often too broad, I agree. As for the punishment, I don’t think the consequences should be lessened. I think the punishment is often about 10 years in jail (again, correct me if I’m wrong), and for TRUE rape, I think that is entirely reasonable.
July 26th, 2007 at 10:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Nobody here is debating that point. We are against statements fraught with stupidity, such as this one:
Having consensual sex with an inebriated woman ≠Unilaterally having your way with an unconscious woman.
July 26th, 2007 at 10:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
I meant the church and christianity etc say all sex is bad. I think christianity has quite a negative influence on people (But my best friend is a christian, and he agrees with my article).
July 26th, 2007 at 10:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
About the women being unconcious or not, if you are dumb enough to weaken your defences so much that you cannot do anything. Then frankly, you almost deserve it.
July 26th, 2007 at 12:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 84f51b832bd91
Not deserve it. Nobody deserves being raped.
We all agree on that.
What women don’t get is that when they go out dressed like whores, acting like whores, and get drunk and do drugs and have sex with men who are also drinking and doing drugs, waking up and regretting it is too fucking bad for the women.
Perhaps we should enforce these females be chaperoned by their fathers when they go out since they can’t control their urges for booze, drugs and cock?
July 26th, 2007 at 1:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
Notice ‘almost’ EE. And the rest of the stuff is accurate.
September 23rd, 2007 at 12:22 am - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
youve exaggerated a tad bit there Dick m’dear. I sure as HELL DO NOT! feel sorry for rapists…of any sex…they dont deserve the life penalty…they deserve death….and you definitely exaggerated about how many things we females feel sorry for you silly silly man :P
September 23rd, 2007 at 12:34 am - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
Question then…how come if a girl is drunk and a guy sleeps with her he is a rapist….BUT if a guy is drunk and a girl sleeps with him she isnt called a rapist?
i also have another…more serious question…lets say someone were to get drunk and absolutely trust the person they are with to not do anything with them…one moment you are standing and the next moment for some reason hes on top of you and you are crying but not saying anything…infact it almost seems like a dream…and when you ask about it the next morning he says you must have had a dream…and…yet..well…he took your clothes off to give you a shower…to “help you sober up”..and all your clothes…not evenleaving underclothes…is that considered rape or is it my fault?
im not being smart assy i really want to know…
September 23rd, 2007 at 6:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
Nope, you were just a dipshit.
In fact, he probably should have given you an assgasm, or whatever it is that you do when you scream ‘OH GOD FUCK ME WITH YOUR HUGE COCK OH OH GOD YES TOMPSON - JOHNNY I MEAN, OH GOD’ while his dick is in your ass.
You’re just an evolutionary fuckup.
In short, you deserved to get raped, but you didn’t.