Women + Math = Disaster
Harvard University has produced many great men of higher learning since it has been in business. They know who they are. I don’t need to mention any of them here — probably a bunch of presidents and whatnot, all of us men know how the game works. That’s not what’s up for debate.
Actually nothing is up for debate. The head of Harvard University said at a conference recently that women suck at math and science. What he did was grant all women an honorary PhD in In Your Face-onomics.
The point he was trying to make was simple: when it comes to math or science or using your brain, men are using the cream of the crop of brains — the top shelf. We are driving high performance thinking machines. We are moving mountains of thought with our mighty man-brains which operate like huge construction machinery.
Women, the headmaster of America’s top university is saying, are using brains that resemble a broken tricycle one might find at a garage sale in the bad part of town. Women’s brains reek of tetanus and squeak like a hamster wheel.
I checked around for an exact quote from the esteemed president of Harvard: Lawrence “The Never-ending” Summers, but I couldn’t find one. This is probably what he said though:
“Women couldn’t do math even if it tasted like chocolate.”
The fact that he’s right in every way didn’t keep fore-running members of the woman community from throwing major hissy-fits the second the words left his mouth. I’m sure they had been lying in wait for such a baseless, yet socially imposed social faux pas — like rats lurking under the picnic tables at the county fair. That’s how women behave when they land themselves in an industry where good looks and cock teasing won’t save their ass: the man-realm of science.
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Danica McKellar. Modern sexy-ass math whiz.
She’s my favorite…
As the author of Famous Mathematicians from Underrepresented Groups said: “… until recently, women were mostly prevented from doing mathematics, so relatively few women have become famous in mathematics.”
But here are some of the ones who contributed greatly to our society:
Theano – Wife of Pythagoras. Ran School of Pythagoras after his death. Wrote works on the Golden Ratio.
Rosza Peter – Péter was the author of Playing with Infinity: Mathematical Explorations and Excursions, translated into at least 14 languages, and Recursive Functions in Computer Theory. The latter was the second Hungarian mathematical book to be published in the Soviet Union because its subject matter was considered indispensable to the theory of computers.
Winifred Edgarton Merril – Worked on the geometrical interpretation of multiple integrals and figured out the computation of the orbit of a comet.
Maria Gaetana Agnesi – Most important work: Analytical Institutions gave a clear summary of the state of knowledge in mathematical analysis. It included: analysis of finite quantities; elementary problems of maxima, minima, tangents, and inflection points; analysis of infinitely small quantities; integral calculus; and the inverse method of tangents and differential equations.
Grace Chisolm Young – Worked with her husband on set theory. Authored 13 publications with her husband and 18 by herself.
Edith Clarke – She became an authority on the manipulation of hyperbolic functions, equivalent circuits, and graphical analysis.
Irmgard Flugge-Lotz – Professor Flugge-Lotz acted in a central role in the development of the aircraft industry in the Western world. Her contributions spanned a lifetime during which she demonstrated, in a field dominated by men, the value and quality of a woman’s intuitive approach in searching for and discovering solutions to complex engineering problems.
Ellen Amanda Hayes – Hayes wrote several textbooks on Lessons on Higher Algebra (1891, revised 1894), Elementary Trigonometry (1896), and Calculus with Applications, An Introduction to the Mathematical Treatment of Science (1900).
Edna Kramer-Lassar – Kramer’s greatest work is considered the book, The Nature and Growth of Modern Mathematics, which was published in 1970. This work took her 14 years to complete. In 1972 she was elected into the Hall of Fame at Hunter College. Her many books still are read and studied today, including A First Course in Educational Statistics, Mathematics Takes Wings: An Aviation Supplement to Secondary Mathematics, and The Main Stream of Mathematics.
Stupid Bitch do one thing. Make two columns.
Put in one column all the contributions,inventions,discoveries made by wimmin since the dawn of civilization
&
In another column put down all the contributions,inventions & discoveries made by man since dawn of mankind.
You will soon realize wimmin’s contributions are basically an insignificant drop in the ocean & are neither path breaking, ground breaking or significant enough to merit much attention.
The problem is bitches like you who mouth these statistics like some holy shit are TRUE BITCHES in REAL SENSE & NEED A BIG KICK IN YOUR ARSE.
The wimmin folk who have done some contribution to the advancement of mankind understand their value of contribution & know exactly where they stand with respect to man.
THEY DO NOT BITCH.
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I read an article in the Financial Times entitled “Is a high IQ a burden as much as a blessing?” which featured Marilyn vos Savant who at the age of 10 scored an IQ of 228. Do you know what she does with this talent ?…She writes an advice column for Parade magazine not cure Cancer or Aids or solve poverty, hunger, or world peace or any thing a man would have naturally used this gift for..no, an advice column. At least her husband invented the artificial heart. Dick Masterson, you sir are correct and this information should only add proof to your astute logical analysis.
Great observation man,
That’s a perfect example of a female using her own inteligece against herself and other females. Being 10 yo and having scored 228, her advices must be very popular among other females.
I find that topic about women very hilarious, so many trolls trolling women to feel so right about themselves. Both genders prove satisfaction for the world, it’s like a “battle for the sexes” so entertaining.
This text is pretty close to the truth unfortunately, at least for me..I still blame the upbringing and focus on ”cuteness” that girls are surrounded by :(
I have read one of the comments your conqueror has left you.Let me tell you something, sweety : it is GREAT that you were TOLD to focus on cuteness.This is how it should be.Your conqueror was right in saying that girlish logic is the same as putting a dress on a horse’s ass.It CAN be done but what’s the point?Sweety,I hate to break it to you, but your logic will ALWAYS be at that level.You WILL ALWAYS see THAT kind of asinine logic as NORMAL.You are female and females are even worse than (male,female not even counting) children.If I were to decide,I would leave you with a ten-year old male to take care of you.Sweety,you gotta understand.Math is not for you and your logic.
I have come up with something better to satisfy your needs,Alice.Take a look at the following scenario.
A.You take up horseback riding lessons.
B.You wear a short pink dress with nothing underneath.
C.You paint your nails pink.
D.Nails long.
E.You get a red riding cap.
F.You get proper heels.As big as possible.Up to your knees.
Now you gotta ask a man about a proper saddle.After all is done,gather as many girlies as you can.You crave attention and cuteness?Then you’re just going to love my suggestion.
Remember: LEAVE MATH TO ADULTS.DO NOT POLLUTE IT WITH YOUR AS(S)ININE LOGIC.YOU JUST DISRESPECT THE MATH THAT WAY,GIRLIE.STICK TO YOUR PROPER ROLES AND BE GRATEFUL FOR THAT.
Have A Productive Day.
P.S. You just got OWNED.CONGRATULATIONS.
AB + BC and CB + BA = AB + BA
Ha! That’s the Transitive and Symmetric postulates put together!
idk, I decided to post that. It seemed relevant. XD
It wasn’t relevant
Oh, but it ’twas. ^_^
Nooooo
It’s more of John_Petrucci + math = disaster
LMAO! XD
It’s not a strange thing there are more stupid women than stupid men. We are raised to be stupid. They buy us Barbies and tell us that someday Prince Charming is going to come and we’ll live happily ever after. They don’t tell us that we have to be smart. They tell us we have to be “cute”. Maths just don’t fit. Logical thinking is not necessary. We only need a beautiful dress and a sweet smile. What else can you expect? That we be geniuses?
Why do you women come on this site?
Are you curious about what Dick has to say about you.
*lol* Another excuse for womankind.
Men have brought themselves up from nothing and become millionaires. Really you’re just proving us right. “It’s societies fault!” “Society holds us back!”
More bullshit rhetoric. No one cares how you were brought up. There’s a little thing that men understand called “personal responsibility.” You do not, of course, because you’re a woman. It has nothing to do with your upbringing yet everything to do with WHAT you are.
Now fuck off… the men are talking.
How can I take responsibility for the way I’ve been introduced to various social roles before I’ve even had a chance to analyze them ? I’ve been told to focus on combing my hair , wearing nice skirts/dresses practically since the beginning and not on math . Boys can focus on math more because they don’t have to think about the above … this is why they have the advantage over females .
And now you are a woman idiot congratulations
There’s no such thing as a “woman idiot”…I thought ALL women are idiots! That would mean that there’s such thing as a “man idiot”. Hmm. I guess there is. XD
And you didn not find out yet that being cute is not enough???
What is the ”congratulations” part supposed to mean ? I did notice that many times, that’s my point … that girls are forced into ”cuteness” too much I think but I’ve never said this is all I focus on, just what I’ve experienced
Hey!
A woman understands that men are better than women!
Excellent.
Nobody expects you to be geniuses. Thats the WHOLE POINT. That’s a MAN’s job. Its WOMEN who try and prove how “smart” they are when are CLEARLY NOT….. as you said.
Being a genius has nothing to do with a man wanting to fuck you, spend time with you, or anything else. All it depends on –>> is how ENJOYABLE you are to spend time with.
ONLY NIEVE IDIOT GIRLS THINK “BRAINS” HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT…. and they go out of their way to fail miserably at it.
I am DELIGHTED to know you are not one of them.
A girl who does NOT fuck and tries to shove her “BRAINS” in a man’s face (instead of her gorgeous tits) is the first to get nowhere fast.
Prince Charming isn’t coming sweety.
But!!! –>> YOU are perhaps the ONLY girl on this website who has the BEST chance of ever meeting a guy who is the next best thing.
Menarebetterthanwomen . . . . and YOU are fabulous.
It’s “naive”, Chris. Just thought I’d correct you since you were wrong and all =)
Aw, that’s sweet.
But English is my 3RD language.
And when YOU are as eloquent in German and French as I am in English… then you will have made a point.
What’s YOUR excuse?
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Mhmm. Well then! Aren’t you a smart ass? XD!
I’ll have you know that I’m taking Spanish right now. So I’ll officially be bilingual. lol ^_^
SMART ASS!
You bet! And don’t you forget it!
My FOURTH language is Music. I read and write fluently and graduated from the Royal Conservatory for Piano and Violin – with Honors – at age 14.
My fifth language is PHP and actionscript and I am employed at the very top of my field because of it.
I also speak a little Italian, Dutch and Hungarian because I’ve lived and studies in 5 countries.
Benefits of a classical education.
I’m a smart ass , alright.
Being being a DUMBASS,
doesn’t it…. you stupid cunt.
MenareWAYbetterthanwomen.
Haha, well, that’s nice! I’m glad that I can have conversations with somebody on my level!
So, I have a question…what kind of music are you into? What kind of music do you play?
And I am glad that you continue to go out of your way to prove to everyone that you are a good for nothing useless cunt….whom I wouldn’t even let lick my brownhole.
“WHAT KIND OF MUSIC” am I into?
That question ALONE proves that you know nothing about “music”.
There is only one kind of “music”
- CLASSICAL music.
Anything else isn’t even in the same CLASS.
That would be like calling Britney or Paris “musicians”.
Now sit down before you fall down…..
10 years ago I was a singer in the Phantom of the Opera in Toronto. 1000 performances as Paul Stanley’s Phantom Double (the lead singer of the legendary Rock Band KISS) .
He is also a classically trained musician who knows the ONLY kind of music there is – is CLASSICAL “music”. He listens to nothing but that. Opera. Symphonies. etc.
He produced some of the shittiest “music” that ever was. And he KNOWS it. Because it’s not music. It’s what STUPID people think is music. And women are stupid.
The bought that shit as music – just like YOU do.
What kind of music do I like?
Never ask a REAL musician that again.
It makes you look ridiculous.
You couldn’t even BEGIN to be on the same level as me.
Have a nice day.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Chris. Seriously, you don’t think that, do you?
There’s other types of music out there. As much as you and I don’t like to hear this, rap and hip hop are forms of music, too. It’s entertaining, and it has a beat. It’s music.
But we musicians don’t buy that shit for a minute. We’re into more advanced, technical music, like Paganini or Dream Theater. We MUSICIANS have a better taste in music than most people in this world. You know why? Because we are MUSICIANS.
Don’t ever say that there’s no other types of music out there, because there are. Hell, rock is a type of music. That’s the music that’s in me =)
And I’ve asked a real musician that hundreds of times. It’s the question that every musician wants to hear from another musician. It gets a conversation about music going between the two of them. So, I thought that since we’re both musicians, we could both have a decent conversation about the topic that we love: music.
You’re not a musician.
You’re not even a human being.
You’re a useless, thoughtless, inconsiderate terribly-behaved little pig who will never amount to anything.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Haha, and get this, you don’t even know me! XD
I am a musican. Just ask everybody that KNOWS me. I’m probably a better guitar player than you will ever be. Just saying ^_^
What makes you think that I’m not human? Because I don’t agree with your posts? Because I’m not getting as angry and upset at you? Because I make myself out to be an equal to you and your fellow comrades, and it just pisses you off to be proven wrong?
No, it’s OK. I really don’t mind you calling me that. I don’t take it to heart, anyways. Because I know who I am, and I know that I’m an actual MUSICIAN and a HUMAN BEING.
And that, my friend, is what really counts. ^_~
Im not your “friend”, cunt.
I have respect for my friends.
Yeah I know – you’re “just sayin’ ”
But “just sayin’” won’t get you anywhere.
Even Paul Stanley – the lead “musician” of one of the greatest ROCKS BANDS IN HISTORY
I don’t care if you don’t agree with my posts. They are not meant for YOU. Don’t you cunts GET that? This is not a place for you. You’re not welcome or invited to be here.
You are not human because you have not earned any level of respect and YOU YOURSELF HAVE NO RESPECT FOR OTHER HUMANS.
And as long as that remains TRUE, you are the lowest disrespected piece of shit under my shoe.
Are you getting it now???
This is a place for MEN who know that men are better than women. It’s not for you. Go do something with your life. Because you’re going nowhere FAST.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
I’m sorry to interfere, but does it mean men here don’t consider females human ? I’m just curious…
Really? Because I just called you my friend. Which means that I have respect for others, right? I have respect for what you say.
I take it all in. I analyze it. I think it over. And then I post what I think is more correct. And half the time, it usually is! Ain’t that cunnin? XD
If they’re not for me…then why are they replied back to me? And…why do some of them start off with “@Cunt_Petrucci”- which, btw, isn’t my actual Username. Just thought I’d let you know that before you make even MORE of a fool of yourself.
@ Alice
No, REAL men believe that women are actual human beings. Men like Chris over here think that women are nothing but scum. But don’t worry, not all men were molested by their mothers, so it’s alright ^_~
…. I intended to say……
Even Paul Stanley – the lead “musician” of one of the greatest ROCKS BANDS IN HISTORY didn’t REALLY do what he wanted with music.
So he SOLD OUT, painted his face and wore ridiculous costumes. He wrote bland, second rate NOISE and strummed the same 3 chords on a guitar and packaged it and sold it to EVERYONE.
But it wasn’t music.
You were actually stupid enough to say a few weeks ago that Paris Hilton “cut an album” and you think that makes her a “musician”??????
That talentless bitch is the MACDONALDS HAMBURGER of music.
And if YOU’RE LUCKY…. you MAY get that far.
But it will still make you a talentless idiot bitch.
However cleverly you sneak up on a mirror, your true reflection will always look you straight in the eye.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
@ALICE
No.. It doesn’t mean that “MEN HERE DON’T CONSIDER YOU HUMAN”.
Men here don’t CARE about you.
This is not a place for you.
But Cunt_Petrucci has littered this forum completely unwelcome or invited, was told to get the fuck out and has ZERO respect for other human beings who JUST DON’T WANT HER AROUND.
She deserves the same in return.
Why a stupid cunt would WORK THAT HARD to stay where is not welcome or invited to be…. BEFORE SHE WORKS AT BEING THE KIND OF WOMAN A MAN WOULD WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH —>> is beyond all comprehension.
I can hardly believe it myself.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Hmm. I don’t ever remember saying that at all about Paris Hilton…but OK. All I said was that it IS music, whether we like it or not. But that doesn’t mean it’s GOOD music.
Ever heard of the bass clarinet quartet group? Edmond Wells, I think that’s what they’re called. Yeah, well, they suck balls. But guess what?! They’re MUSICIANS. Who make MUSIC.
I may say they suck, you may say they suck, but overall, it’s still music. Music is an opinion, and our opinions are that “rap and hip hop suck.” Because that’s what we think.
Idk, only a few people have a problem with me. More people had a problem with Donna Jackson because she constantly bitched about shit that she didn’t even know about. Me, on the other hand, I say what I know, and I speak what I observe. And if you can’t handle it, then why are you talking to me? I mean, I just wanna know. You haven’t ignored me yet. If you say that I want attention so badly, then why don’t you just stop replying to me right now? That would make me mad, right? Well, I thought you didn’t care? Therefore, you don’t have to reply to this post. ^_^
Oh..so I guess I should leave because I’m unwelcome here ?
Please. It’s a website. The internet is free for EVERYONE. If Dick really didn’t want us here, he’d ban every single woman on this site.
@ALICE
I don’t really care what you do.
But there is a reason it says “this website is totally off limits to women” and it’s written all over the place. Don’t call. Don’t read. Don’t comment. B-Bye now.
What’s FASCINATING about female behavior to me (and some of the other guys here) is how woman COMPLETELY IGNORE that on purpose and yet EXPECT to be “RESPECTED”.
What a screaming laugh riot.
Stay if you want.
I really don’t care.
I’m just not one of those guys who “treat women like GOLD” —>> no matter what the circumstances. I just can’t believe the population of women who think that makes a man an “asshole”.
But as long as it gets me laid…..
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Men hate bitches. Bitches don’t leave when told to fuck off. Hell, by suggesting leaving with all the emo and passive agressiveness you’re pretty welcome. It’s those who pull the “You can’t make me nahahahahaa” BS that’s not welcome.
You care if women stay here. You’ve said that many a time.
No I don’t give a shit if women are here.
That’s only ONE MORE LIE YOU TELL YOURSELF.
This website doesn’t belong to me. I don’t care if you stay or go. My repsonses to you are not meant for you.
They are meant for other MEN, to see exactly how you spoiled American Brat Cunts behave, and how much you will go out of your way to BEG to be disrespected and treated like shit.
…. and you just keep coming back for more.
You are living proof with every effort and attempt that women can not resist wanting attention from guys who have no repsect for them….. and you ACTUALLY GENERATED THAT DISRESPECT YOURSELF.
Brutal.
Every “nice guy” out there is FURIOUS with you bitches and your shitty behavior for wanting to FUCK and GET ATTENTION from jerks who think you are garbage.
But the men HERE are SMILING.
Because we know something THEY DON’T KNOW.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
I found this site by accident and I know it’s for men…but if I’m not being a total nuisance then I’ll stay for a while,when people find me annoying then I’ll just leave I guess , hope it’s fine
@ALICE
I tip my hat to you.
Because you GET IT.
Enjoy.
Your perspective of me is totally wrong.
I’m actually a really nice person. I’ve tried many times just to have a decent conversation with you. But those conversations always seem to be filled with rude remarks and insults. Why? It’s because I’m a woman. And you have no respect for women.
Now, I’m sure all of the women that you’ve met are total sons of bitches. But you have to realize, not all women are evil and selfish. Not ALL of them are. Not ALL women crave attention, hate sex, love sex, do things for things in return, use men, use other women, act stupid, are stupid, or anything else that you might believe. Take it from me, I’m a woman myself. I know the TRUE woman, so the best person to go to when you have these thoughts and ideas is a woman. So that she can tell you that “Yeah, sure, some women are like this. But NOT ALL.”
Thank you..as long as someone doesn’t shower me with c and f words, I guess I’m safe :)
I have a question, Alice…what’s your motive to hang around here?
I found a youtube video and wanted to see whether this site is a joke or serious , it was kind of different than the rest
@ALICE
REAL MEN treat women according to HER OWN behavior. Not the “unconditional love” way she “wants” all the time.
If a girl behaves well, a real man will treat her well.
If she behaves like cunt, she will be treated like one.
If she behaves like an angel,
she will be treated like an angel.
If she behaves like an idiot bitch whore,
she will be treated like that too.
ALL OF US MEN KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO TREAT WOMEN “PERFECTLY” –>> just treat her the way she wants, no matter how shitty her behavior.
That’s what these idiots EXPECT.
BUT THERE IS ONLY WAY TO REALLY TREAT A WOMAN “PROPERLY” —>> according to her own behavior.
As long as a man does THAT, his relationships with women will ALWAYS go the way he wants them to. Even if it means a girl “just doesn’t like it” and leaves because she would rather have a WUSSY.
Men who treat women well “all the time – no matter what” are not the MEN you will find here. And those men are ALWAYS complaining that their relationships with women NEVER go the way HE wants them to.
It makes sense to me, expletives make it even clearer I think..I’ll see what this website contains and leave you in peace if necessary. I don’t really like ”wussies” myself that much
That doesn’t surprise me in the least.
ALMOST ALL women don’t like wussies. They never feel a “true gut-level attraction” for wussies.
But what’s interesting is that women actually COMMUNICATE TO MEN that they WANT a wussy.
“I want a man who is nice, polite, funny, gentle, smart etc”, but women actually RUN AWAY from weak men like that.
.. and then she goes and fucks someone ELSE.
“I want a really nice guy” one of the biggest lies that women tell each other AND MEN. And the men who aren’t careful actually believe it!
Men will blindly listen to that female programming garbage and are often left scratching their heads wondering why she just didn’t “FEEL IT” for him and why she ran off with “jerk boy” instead.
Its even more interesting that women almost NEVER use the word “STRONG” when describing a guy they would like…. but that is the NUMBER ONE THING that a guy has to be if a guy wants a girl to REALLY be attracted to him.
A REAL MAN NEVER TOLERATES ANY BULLSHIT.
A NICE GUY (WUSSY) WILL.
… and that’s why they “finish last”.
My mother is an absolute genius in math. Never seen her get stumped on the most advanced of math questions. Love you mom!
“I think mom’s a pretty cool guy, eh solves math problems and doesn’t afraid of anything.”
Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day.
Men + Life = disaster
*lol* Your life maybe. Then again, no one cares.
GTFO
Aww, that’s mean to say, Liviana…I mean really…that’s just stooping down to their level. Let’s not do that again, it makes us look immature. ^_^
Asinine fucking emoticons make whimmin look immature. Just once I’d like to see a woman assemble one cogent goddamn paragraph without the crutches of emoticons, abbreviations and all other manner of horseshit that makes it look like a five-year-old typed something while having a goddamn seizure.
@PSIROS
I don’t normally LMAO….. but LMAO.
It’s appropriate here.
Some really good posts recently too!
I enjoyed reading them
Thank you, sir. Yours have been exceptionally poignant as well.
It seems to me there have been more whimmin trolling on here in the last few weeks. I’m thinking word is spreading and they come here and start shit just to get corrected. Not sure if I’m the only one who thnks so, but at least it’s inspired more creative thinking.
Let’s put the question differently. Why are girls always excelling in school and nowhere else? Maybe because somebody’s been stacking the deck in their favor?
Then why were girls at my school always the best in math? Usually tutors to the rest. I’m not angry because this is so absurd, i’m sure it is a joke…
I hate anger, but it’s a free country.
She acts as though she runs the place when a few keystrokes would have her and any ‘dangerous’ posts erased off this site for all of eternity.
Then again, she thinks a prostitute is in a position to judge anyone – in fact, she thinks a prostitute is capable of judging someone’s sexuality – hell, she thinks a faggot on the internet can even get away with calling someone gay!
This bitch is ever-so-exploitable.
Why do you expect me to discourse civilly when you insult me?
Why do you make demands when you are in no position to even negotiate to any terms other than Dick’s?
Doubt, that doesn’t count as a decent conversation, seeing as it is simultaneously thread derail, deliberately offensively stupid and not even your own words for the majority. You’re only warming up, so I’m willing to give you a couple more chances. Don’t blow it young man. YOU CAN DO IT! I BELIEVE IN YOU! If not, then you prove my point that throwing stones is your only strategy, which may have worked wonders (though I think not) when you were a tot, but is maladaptive in an evolutionary sense. Try and remember, you not cave man!
She’s just below average and is having trouble accepting her own mediocrity. Don’t worry about the whores, they only further our cause by providing additional evidence to back each and every one of Dick’s observations.
I love that horses part, by the way. Teachers encourage boy students – once again, she disassociates herself from reality so that she can bend over and munch some feminist asshole.
Michelle was too stupid to fool us into thinking she was a man. ‘Mathchick’ – complementing yourself, you lose your audience pretty quickly that way, or you get lit cigars and full beer cans thrown at your face.
Now, for your entertainment, you have infuriated sluts. Enjoy, and try to hold your lit cigars until the end of the show – trust me, it’s funnier if we all throw them at once.
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“Sluts: Sluts are simply asking to be raped. Dumb and disgusting they deserve to be raped over and over again. About 99.9% of girls who claim to be raped are sluts…it’s like, “bitch what did you expect?” We have to teach sluts a lesson about who the superior sex is and rape the shit out of them so that they can learn their lesson. Feminists are sluts also. We need to rape every feminist out there to show them who really controls things and to show them that they’re dumb whores for thinking they can stand up to us. Unfortunately feminists are annoying butthurt mutants and there’s rarely enough alcohol on hand to justify the bestiality. 10 out of 10 men would rather rape a furry indiscriminate of gender.
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George Carlin on people who think rape isn’t funny
“I say fuck you! I think it’s hilarious, how do you like that? I can PROVE to you that rape is funny! Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd!”
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Rape only hurts if you fight it.
Most people today would claim that rape is a terrible crime almost akin to murder but I strongly disagree. Far from a vile act, rape is a magical experience that benefits society as a whole. I realize many of you will disagree with this thesis but lend me your ears and I’m sure I’ll sway you towards a darkened alley.
If it weren’t for rape, Western Civilization might not exist as we know it today. When the Romans were faced with a disproportionate ratio of women to men in the early kingdom, they had to do something, lest their fledgling society die for lack of sons. To solve their little dilemma, they did what any reasonable man would do: they threw a festival for their Sabine neighbors, and then stole and raped their women. It’s quite logical; in fact I don’t understand why the settlers at Plymouth didn’t do the same to the local Indians. It certainly would have saved on shipping costs.
Obviously, in the case of the Rape of the Sabines, rape was a tremendous help to society. The Sabine women, for their part, didn’t seem to mind so much, as they threw themselves between their brutish old Sabine husbands and their charming new Roman ones to prevent bloodshed when the Sabine men came to reclaim their wives. Yet even when society was totally against a rape, the raunchy act has benefitted society too. Where would the Romans be, after all, if it weren’t for the Rape of Lucretia infuriating the people to the point of overthrowing their last king, Lucius Tarquinius Soperbus? If it weren’t for that event, the world might never have had the Roman Republic for a pristine example of a flawless government.
Rape’s glorious advantages are not, however, exlusively found from 2,000-year-old examples. In actuality, rape’s advantages can very much be seen today. Take ugly women, for example. If it weren’t for rape, how would they ever know the joy of intercourse with a man who isn’t drunk? In a society as plastic-conscious as our own, are we really to believe that some man would ever sleep with a girl resembling a wildebeest if he didn’t have a few schnapps in him? Of course he wouldn’t, at least no self-respecting man would, but therein lies the beauty of rape. No self-respecting man would rape in the first place, so ugly women are guaranteed a romp with not only a sober man, but a bad boy too, and we all know how much ladies like the bad boy.
Ugly women are not, however, the only people who benefit from rape– prisoners enjoy its many perks, too. What, after all, would possibly be more boring than spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day? The answer, of course, is spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day and never getting some hot action. With rape, prisoners never have to worry about that. Instead, they merely need worry about treating their rapists with enough love and respect to earn a quick reach-around.
But if there is one bread and butter reason for why rape should not only be accepted, but even endorsed, it is because our news editors are in dire need of interesting stories for our front page. Bookstore stories? Fossils? One dollar coins? Please. Now, some saucy circle jerk rape action? Yeah, that’s the ticket.”
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I agree with you. to help what you are saying you should try and find studies that show how maths and science are oriented to boys.
For example, think of the examples physics teachers use, footballs and cars, why can’t speed be done with horses?
There is a lot of studies that support your point.
Consider also the studies that have found that teachers encourage and remember boy students over girl students. Sociologists have found, as I am sure you noticed at school too, that teachers remember the names of their male students more than they do their female ones.
Also, girls schools achieve higher grades than mixed schools, and girls at school have always received higher grades than men anyway.
It’s called the soft bigotry of low expectation, which results in learned helplessness.
Women and mathematics are the miss link to the dieing subject in the United States. We do not promote mathematics education to women, rather we say its ok to suck at it. Look at us globally: we are quickly being succeeded by other countries who have accepted women into the mathematical realm.
Nurture vs Nature: we have nurtured women to believe they cannot succeed, so what happens, they dont. I dont need statistics or numbers in order to prove women are equal to men in mathematics and I would never state that women are better at it than men. My point is by denying gender equality, we are denying progress for the human race.
It is indeed lucky that you don’t need “statistics or numbers” in order to prove that women are equal to men in mathematics, simply because there aren’t any. All credible empirical studies indicate that males are, in general, superior to women in the field of mathematics and science. Only an idiot would say they didn’t need “statistics or numbers” to prove something (and this comes from a woman who ironically calls herself “MathChicK”).
On the subject of idiocy, please learn how to use a ‘spell checker’ or at least proof read your messages before posting them. Gibberish like, “Women and mathematics are the miss link to the dieing subject” does nothing to serve your cause.
So in essence, within a single post you have not only managed to demonstrate a poor grasp of conceptual logic and the English language but you have managed to combine these qualities with an inability to follow even simple instructions such as ‘this site is for men only’.
I honestly feel that if you took two remote islands; dumped 500 men on one and 500 women on the other, with no way of contacting or being contacted by the outside world, and returned two years later you would find the following.
If the men did not wipe themselves out in the initial power struggles, you would find an organised thriving community with a considered and structured social hierarchy, technology and agriculture.
On the other island you would discover the remains of the women dead where they disembarked on the beach.
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What the fuck? Eat shit and die, fascist. Yeah, the facts don’t make any sense unless they fall in line with your current beliefs, bitch. There isn’t a course in the world that is below me. It could not be worth my time, but I ALWAYS learn. I won’t die stupid.
I used to be a feminist, and now I am not. People just like you taught me that anatomy is indeed nothing. I took that belief and discovered that when you dismantled any bit of your propaganda, it didn’t make sense. You just believed it because you were stupid and people told you to – you’re just a stupid fascist. It’s not about politics or religion or superiority – it’s about finding how wrong you people are and then exploiting your stupidity for the common good. You deserve to be exploited until you have no choice but to die or abandon your lies – haha, let alone even TRY to force them on children!