Women + Math = Disaster
Harvard University has produced many great men of higher learning since it has been in business. They know who they are. I don’t need to mention any of them here — probably a bunch of presidents and whatnot, all of us men know how the game works. That’s not what’s up for debate.
Actually nothing is up for debate. The head of Harvard University said at a conference recently that women suck at math and science. What he did was grant all women an honorary PhD in In Your Face-onomics.
The point he was trying to make was simple: when it comes to math or science or using your brain, men are using the cream of the crop of brains — the top shelf. We are driving high performance thinking machines. We are moving mountains of thought with our mighty man-brains which operate like huge construction machinery.
Women, the headmaster of America’s top university is saying, are using brains that resemble a broken tricycle one might find at a garage sale in the bad part of town. Women’s brains reek of tetanus and squeak like a hamster wheel.
I checked around for an exact quote from the esteemed president of Harvard: Lawrence “The Never-ending” Summers, but I couldn’t find one. This is probably what he said though:
“Women couldn’t do math even if it tasted like chocolate.”
The fact that he’s right in every way didn’t keep fore-running members of the woman community from throwing major hissy-fits the second the words left his mouth. I’m sure they had been lying in wait for such a baseless, yet socially imposed social faux pas — like rats lurking under the picnic tables at the county fair. That’s how women behave when they land themselves in an industry where good looks and cock teasing won’t save their ass: the man-realm of science.
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So now you believe just anything someone might have said? Sounds real credible. Think about REAL people in real life, not what some “important” person MIGHT have and probably did not say.
When I was in high school, there were only 5 students in the Calculus class (which was at the time, the highest math level available at the school). All 5 of us were girls. These same 5 were the only ones who joined the Math Team. That was the only year there were all females on the team and also the only year the school won at the State Meet.
When I enlisted in the military, I had to take the infamous ASVAB. While many of my male counterparts were struggling to even pass, I aced it. GASP. A woman acing a test (math, English, electricity, automotive, etc) that was designed by men originally for men? My sergeants know I’m good, have called me “brainy chick,” and put me in a leadership position immediately.
And if women were actually banned from this website, the webmaster would be intelligent enough to screen the comments. To think that people are banned from a public website is simply ignorance.
That’s what I’m saying, Dan. I’m glad you agree with me. We just can’t have a legitimate discourse with these childish woman-antics going on in the background. It’s like Gresham said in his postulate of “Bad Money”. It drives out the good.
I’m speaking in allegory of course, but all of you men already knew that.
Perhaps the “No Women Allowed” notice should be more prominent.
-Dick
Yes…that was an awesome moment for MANkind. I love how women got all riled up about someone simply stating a fact. BTW, why are there so many women posting to this website? Isn’t there a rule EXPLICITLY barring them from even reading any part of this site? They are really dumbing down the conversations us men are trying to have.