Women + Math = Disaster
Harvard University has produced many great men of higher learning since it has been in business. They know who they are. I don’t need to mention any of them here — probably a bunch of presidents and whatnot, all of us men know how the game works. That’s not what’s up for debate.
Actually nothing is up for debate. The head of Harvard University said at a conference recently that women suck at math and science. What he did was grant all women an honorary PhD in In Your Face-onomics.
The point he was trying to make was simple: when it comes to math or science or using your brain, men are using the cream of the crop of brains — the top shelf. We are driving high performance thinking machines. We are moving mountains of thought with our mighty man-brains which operate like huge construction machinery.
Women, the headmaster of America’s top university is saying, are using brains that resemble a broken tricycle one might find at a garage sale in the bad part of town. Women’s brains reek of tetanus and squeak like a hamster wheel.
I checked around for an exact quote from the esteemed president of Harvard: Lawrence “The Never-ending” Summers, but I couldn’t find one. This is probably what he said though:
“Women couldn’t do math even if it tasted like chocolate.”
The fact that he’s right in every way didn’t keep fore-running members of the woman community from throwing major hissy-fits the second the words left his mouth. I’m sure they had been lying in wait for such a baseless, yet socially imposed social faux pas — like rats lurking under the picnic tables at the county fair. That’s how women behave when they land themselves in an industry where good looks and cock teasing won’t save their ass: the man-realm of science.
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September 22nd, 2007 at 9:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
hmm actually the female friends that i do have are still virgins except one who was molested by a father…and one who is married to her first and only…on the entire case though…i have mostly guy friends….but i do know some of the types you guys talk about on this site…and those types do sicken me…im just trying to make the point that not ALL females are alike :)
September 22nd, 2007 at 10:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9604615ec560b
We dont give a fuck about your life or how you feel. Apparently, you dont know donkey shit. All the things you have came up wiith were: women were oppressed in the past so men ruled yaydayadyady. Where you learnt that from? A feminist textbook? The truth is out there for you to see. Men ARE better than women and we dont care two fucks how you feel “unappreciated” or “shitty” about it.
Continue dishing out blowjobs while we men actually do our jobs.
September 22nd, 2007 at 10:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b7a2b3eaa486
Why mostly guy friends?
September 22nd, 2007 at 10:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
well…to be honest guy friends make me laugh the most…and i love to laugh…not to mention my friend coy is the only guy friend who has always been there for me….even when…i shamefully admit….i ignored him….but im now over that immaturity of ignoring good friends so thats good…i wont lie when it comes to humor…men rock…but if i want a pity party or someone to understand me…then i go to a female friend :/ i dont like crying in front of guys… :/ huh i wonder why?
MansVoice….how dare you accuse me of being feministic….and btw…my DAD learned it (not learnt you imbecile) and my DAD is the one who told me about that :/ you aren’t worth any of my notice…not if you can’t be senseable…sheesh call me feministic will you…thats the most horrible insult anyones ever told me
:)
September 22nd, 2007 at 11:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b7a2b3eaa486
So… men friends > women friends
interesting.
September 23rd, 2007 at 12:17 am - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
mmm naw they kinda measure out…you see not all guy friends are good…and not all girl friends are good….
some girl type friends are very funny…and dont back stab….some do
some guy friends respect me and likeme for me as well as are funny
some guy friends are only trying to use me a fuck me…and eventually leave me in the dust(bitter thoughts of one in mind yes)
as i said somewhere on this site…no ones perfect:)
October 10th, 2007 at 6:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2095fd9a9935d
Just because there are fewer female mathematicians than there are male doesn’t mean that the quality of their work or their theories are inferior.
http://www.facstaff.bucknell.edu/udaepp/090/w2/Wenrich.htm
October 10th, 2007 at 6:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
That is a very shit paper. It’s the kind of thing I would write in middle school at best. The ‘girls’ in there and the one who got this shit published have one thing in common - they got preferential treatment because of their sex.
Fuck, you bitches are stupid. Very, very stupid. And sluts - and cockmonglers to pull it all off! Wait, that is not enough, they try to drag the male sexual experience down to the level of a female slut fucking a client! Yes, you are ‘entitled’ to multi-orgasm with that married man you ‘hooked’ with your exposed titties. It’s totally his fault you never orgasmed. It’s, like, not your fault if you spend every second of penetration devoting what little mental resources you have to crafting awkward and long-winded justifications for your whorish behavior. It totally has nothing to do with being triple-penetrated that one time when you were soooo dronk and, like, totally weren’t invited to that party to be used.
Now it’s time for man-talk, little girls, so you’re going to have to run along and play with your titties. And keep that hole warm and wet - and keep your fucking mouths shut when you fuck. Really, don’t fucking talk during this ’spiritual’ moment.
Take this with you on your way out:
Sex is the foundation of any sexual relationship. If you are a girl and you don’t put out, well, he won’t want you any more. Sorry, that’s life. And we all know you’re a slut, stop playing tricks on your little head.
October 10th, 2007 at 6:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2095fd9a9935d
For your information that “paper” was written by a man. The other drivel you wrote is laughable at best.
October 10th, 2007 at 6:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
I’m sure, little girl. Well you are laughable, at best. Now get your little ass out of here, I’ve had enough looking down at them big-ass titties. I want to see you leave.
It’s time for man-talk now, little miss. It’s cute that your manicured little nails can hunt-and-peck at that keyboard of yours, but you just aren’t welcome here. Bye now, we’ll miss you very much! We men just don’t deserve a little miss like you.
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:20 am - IP Man-Hash: df28d6c4ca0c6
In my school in Math Honors the only people that are passing are 4 girls.
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 58c22c894b2d2
Well that settles it then. The most convincing argument I’ve ever heard.
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
Geezer, you’re an idiot. What Litly is trying to convey is the fact that out of all the people in Math Honors(males included) the ones that are passing are girls, no boys. You are an arrogant know-it-all (at least you think you know it all).
December 5th, 2007 at 6:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
I do in fact do well in math.
In my class, as Litly said, the only A+, and I mean a solid A+, is held by a girl. There are only two boys who are doing well in a class of 20 students.
December 5th, 2007 at 9:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
What the fuck do grades tell you? Everybody knows that the education system has taken an undeniable dive in the last half-century. Now, with all of the bitches like you who feel thinking and comprehension is below you, we all just get to repeat the same old problems over and over again. It’s just boring memory so that the little girly-girls don’t feel bad, in their trashy flip-flops, painted toe-nails, and shortie-shorts.
You’re still garbage, and you still put out garbage. You’re a liability to any employer due to your staunch belief that you are entitled to a man’s salary with a girly-girl’s work ethic.
Girly-girls are less talkative than men, and yet men say 7,000 words a day while girly-girls say 20,000. How is that possible, you ask? Stupid little girly, wasting your time talking to your BFF Jill and huddled around the other office sluts isn’t being talkative, it’s just wasting good air.
Run along now, girly-girl, go play with your titties while the men have their man-talk.
December 5th, 2007 at 9:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
And that somehow applies to statistical evidence… how? We always, always get this - and then we see a bitch who is so illiterate that she doesn’t even realize that her IP address is being logged - forever and ever! Girly-girl, shut your wind-hole if you don’t know what to say - you’re just making people angry at you. You are unlikeable because you talk too much about things you know nothing about.
Go back to trying on heels and painting those toe-nails, girly. That’s what makes me inferior to you, right? The fact that I’m not just a waste of food who somehow connects, like the patriarchy, to a girly-girl throwing up her guts? That’s just being stupid, girly. No bullshit about it, it’s just that the bitch is a stupid whore who is trying to keep from ballooning up before a nice man can put a pretty shiny thing on her fingie.
December 5th, 2007 at 9:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Well now, good for you. You can count, and still be a fucking moron you know……….
The last thing anyone in the world needs is a genius in ONE area, and a complete shithead in ALL areas.
Plus, those boys are doing kick ass.
(A) They are sizing up your hotness
(B) They are thinking of boning you
(C) They don’t give a shit about a subject that a calculator can handle, or one of their friends. After all, it is about teamwork, not showing your ass.
Let’s see, what did I do in school. Played football, was in band, joined the military as a Junior, worked 50-60 hours a week as a diesel mechanic every summer, mowed yards, cut/hauled/split wood, hauled hay, helped run a garden of my dad’s, a real one mind you, along with worked on vehicles, learned to weld, use a cutting torch, electronics, learned to rebuild car motors, worked on lawnmowers, worked at a salvage yard, learned to drive a semi-, learned to use a forklift, stretched fence, slopped hogs, cleaned chickens for cooking, went hunting, swept parking lots for money, helped run a dog kennel……….etc. Kept an A average EXCEPT in math, which sucks fat boners anyway.
I also went to state championships in: Band and History. I won a Silver at state in History, and a blue ribbon 2X in band at state (I played 7 instruments, the flute, Marching Trombone, slide trombone, concert and marching tuba, the coronet and trumpet, of which case I lettered in both football and band). I never tried in Science though. I did like quantum physics, and was in the “accelerated” end, taking low-end college classes during High School. I found most of it boring except for the physics…….
Oh, and I didn’t do so well in math, damned near flunked Algebra, but was, somehow, able to get past that crippling defect by becoming a certified CompTIA A+/DCSE/Net + computer tech, managing 300 people for Sykes Enterprises doing customer service/installs for Sbc/Yahoo DSL, then stepping up to training supervisors, and providing tech support inhouse to our own Helpdesk (in less than 6 months mind you), then running my own online business efficiently/effectively, and going to work in the oilfield for roughly six figures a year. That doesn’t count being a OTR truck driver, or working a dock at Ethan Allen, or bonewax manufacturing or plastics extrusion (PET)………..or being offered a System Administrator job in Security for a casino in Oklahoma (which I turned down, the “Winstar”).
Did I mention I never went to college? Did I mention that I worked on research and weapons development and damned near got a contract from ARDEC in Picatinny, NJ under my own name and with my own weapons research? (Marines beat me out, which sucks, Go Army! Piece of shit “Dragonfire” system, google it)
From time to time I still do some experimental tech research on hot weapons including, but not limited to: Dry Lasers (can anyone say super-lattice?), heavy mortar weapons (auto-loading and gps based) and explosive tip caseless ammunition.
I found that in life, ladies, you have to work for it, not whine about it, and throw bullshit numbers to make yourself look good. The above is the example of what you can do instead of talking about it.
The secret to life: It ain’t my age bitch, it’s my mileage.
December 6th, 2007 at 12:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
I admit you have made a lot of accomplishments.
But I wasn’t trying to make myself look good. I said I do well in school, and that not all women do badly in math.
And the boys that don’t do well in my class, they don’t do well in many subjects because they don’t care, they simply can’t care less about school. So all I am saying is that men can not do well in math, and women can.
Also I get that you made the point that you didn’t enjoy math, but you aren’t the only exception.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
No, you said all women in your class are smart, and only 2 men are.
Re-read what you posted. Go ahead, the only thing you pointed out were, “Women in MY class are smart, only 2 men are”.
MY post pointed out that no matter what, math sucks, and I can still make more money by being………….a man.
Ok, actually, my post was about, “Stay in school, and you get a lot of money, fuck college, fuck math, and fuck that bullshit about men can’t do this or that because a woman did good in math that one time”.
So, I see you are saying you are superior to me right? You are of course.
I noticed you brought that up. Yep, you can win in math, but I am smart enough to make a ton of money and pay some other fucking moron to do accounting………..that is manly shit right there.
So you are also saying you have way less mileage than me, but can extrapolate from 3 years experience, none of it real world, the numbers possible to blanket the world over and prove your point?
That right there is why you will be good at math and nothing else.
If that is not a true and valid bigot, and gender biased stupidity, then by all means, what the fuck is it?
December 6th, 2007 at 1:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
But, in my opinion, you should be hired and made president of the Nielson ratings company, with your ability to count and disability in reality, we could look forward to 15 more seasons of “How I met your mother”.