Women + Math = Disaster
Harvard University has produced many great men of higher learning since it has been in business. They know who they are. I don’t need to mention any of them here — probably a bunch of presidents and whatnot, all of us men know how the game works. That’s not what’s up for debate.
Actually nothing is up for debate. The head of Harvard University said at a conference recently that women suck at math and science. What he did was grant all women an honorary PhD in In Your Face-onomics.
The point he was trying to make was simple: when it comes to math or science or using your brain, men are using the cream of the crop of brains — the top shelf. We are driving high performance thinking machines. We are moving mountains of thought with our mighty man-brains which operate like huge construction machinery.
Women, the headmaster of America’s top university is saying, are using brains that resemble a broken tricycle one might find at a garage sale in the bad part of town. Women’s brains reek of tetanus and squeak like a hamster wheel.
I checked around for an exact quote from the esteemed president of Harvard: Lawrence “The Never-ending” Summers, but I couldn’t find one. This is probably what he said though:
“Women couldn’t do math even if it tasted like chocolate.”
The fact that he’s right in every way didn’t keep fore-running members of the woman community from throwing major hissy-fits the second the words left his mouth. I’m sure they had been lying in wait for such a baseless, yet socially imposed social faux pas — like rats lurking under the picnic tables at the county fair. That’s how women behave when they land themselves in an industry where good looks and cock teasing won’t save their ass: the man-realm of science.
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January 17th, 2007 at 1:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
Wow. The last comment was original. The rest I have heard about… oh… 500 fucking times on this site alone. You’re beginning to sound like every woman: A fucking broken record.
And Dick isn’t full of shit. Look at all his articles. He has tonnes and tonnes of stuff which backs him up.
So, is Dicky your LOVER, boy? Dicky is a fudge packer!!!!!!!!
Funny, I thought you were more of the socially-retarded, fat, ugly into raping babies types.
Tonnes? Wow………
Broken record? LIke, oooooo, stay away from me, ugly turd? Or get off your fat ass and get a job, stupid boy? Or stay away from my innocent children, or I’ll call the police? That kind of broken record, warped shit?
January 17th, 2007 at 1:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Wow. The last comment was original. The rest I have heard about… oh… 500 fucking times on this site alone. You’re beginning to sound like every woman: A fucking broken record.
And Dick isn’t full of shit. Look at all his articles. He has tonnes and tonnes of stuff which backs him up.
So, is Dicky your LOVER, boy? Dicky is a fudge packer!!!!!!!!
Funny, I thought you were more of the socially-retarded, fat, ugly into raping babies types.
Tonnes? Wow………
Broken record? LIke, oooooo, stay away from me, ugly turd? Or get off your fat ass and get a job, stupid boy? Or stay away from my innocent children, or I’ll call the police? That kind of broken record, warped shit?
January 17th, 2007 at 5:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
I think the math and science “question” is a sticky point for old Dicky.
My guess is he failed miserably in this area, anybody else with me on this?
Oh, I forgot, you are all mostly uneducated losers.
January 17th, 2007 at 5:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
If all of this comes from being happy and successful, I’ll stick to depression thank you very much.
January 17th, 2007 at 5:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 065256bf0c047
“If all of this comes from being happy and successful, I’ll stick to depression thank you very much.”
Hahaha. How dare you!?!? Don’t you know this dreadful icebeast makes more money than you and me put together? She’s happy and successful and lonely. An American female icon. Scum.
January 17th, 2007 at 6:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
O_o Don’t know how to respond to that.
January 25th, 2007 at 12:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 74f0e4cb4ab20
This is true, while not for all women, but definitely the majority. It is a fact and society has gone too PC where they ignore facts. Total bullshit. That guy did not deserve to get chastised. I hate the modern day feminists…they are the worst thing to happen to women. I believe the reason that the men are in the majority here is they think with the ‘logical’ side of their brain. Women typically have to massage things to feel squishy or somethign…and you can’t do it with science in math, which is too objective.
February 9th, 2007 at 7:13 am - IP Man-Hash: b9f779a6d51d8
Another conclusion could be that they are faster at opening their yappers.
March 24th, 2007 at 1:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: ea125ca5c70b5
The reason for this is that there is around 25% more men on this planet than women. so naturally there will be more with comparably higher I.Q’s as shock horror THERE ARE MORE MEN THAN WOMEN. I would have thought even someone with an I.Q of 0.1 could have worked that one out.
March 24th, 2007 at 1:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: ea125ca5c70b5
I have two words to say about your theory that women are crap at science; Marie Curie
March 24th, 2007 at 1:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
I already did her.
-Dick
March 24th, 2007 at 2:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
25% more? That’s pretty fucking stupid. There’s 1.4% more, and that’s pretty much all there is to your argument:
http://www.census.gov/cgi-bin/ipc/idbagg
So… Well… I guess you pretty much dug your own grave there, did’nt you?
As for Marie Curie? True, she discovered radium and polonium. Don’t get me wrong, that’s not bad at all.
In fact, the person with the highest measured IQ is a woman. Marilyn Vos Savant, i believe her name is.
I don’t deny there’s an occasional genious woman. There is. But for every woman that’s a genius, there’s at least hundreds of men that are even smarter than that.
March 24th, 2007 at 2:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I believe we’ve India and the ‘medical’ practice of gender specific abhortions to thank for that one. I’m unsure whether it’s anywhere else anywhere near as widespread as in India.
Funny how hypocritical some women can be. Revering nature all the while flagrantly meddling with God’s work. Granted, familial pressure/religious zeal/culture might be the initiating and main factors in the decision, with the mother a reluctant accomplice.
I’m ignorant.
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August 16th, 2007 at 3:39 am - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
Have you got any information to back that up?
August 29th, 2007 at 1:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 7d06a1fc2c77f
She does NOT have the highest IQ ever recorded.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_vos_Savant
http://www.askipedia.com/askipedia-article-009001-1084.htm
http://www.wiskit.com/marilyn/iq.html
http://www.celebritybrains.com/view/17?BRAIN=71c09abb663f0f0bfe426baa1 0056096
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“The second intelligence test mentioned by Guinness is the Mega Test, designed by Hoeflin and taken by vos Savant as an adult in the mid-1980s. The Mega Test yields deviation IQs: scores obtained by multiplying the testee’s normalized z-score (the rarity of their raw score on the test) by a constant standard deviation (in this case 16) and then adding 100. Marilyn’s raw score was 46 out of 48, corresponding in the latest norming of the test to a z-score of 5.4 and therefore an IQ of 186, a percentile of 99.999997, and a rarity of 1 in 30,000,000 (Hoeflin 1989).”
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The highest score on the test was by Chris Langan. His IQ was tested at 190 (47/48). On another test, he scored 195. The Guinness Book of World Records was going to give the world’s highest IQ title to him but then they decided to drop the highest IQ listing.
http://web.archive.org/web/20011016032915/www.popsci.com/science/01/10 /14/brainiac/index.html
httP://megafoundation.org/CTMU/Press/PopularScience/PopSciInt.pdf
August 29th, 2007 at 3:16 am - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
soundwave, you are the man.
-Dick
August 29th, 2007 at 8:01 am - IP Man-Hash: b6f97ac8a94a7
Indeed, hit it where it hurts! Women love to brag and so far, thats the only thing that they have been bragging about. Good way to strip it from those bitches.
August 29th, 2007 at 8:04 am - IP Man-Hash: cfb78268d537a
Is that all you have to say? Lmao. How long did it take you to search a webpage for that? For men, its just top off our heads: Einstein, Newton, Edison… the list goes on.
Women geniuses are rare as compared to men. Why? Because men are better than women.
August 29th, 2007 at 9:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 9b7a2b3eaa486
Women should invent some honor.
August 31st, 2007 at 3:55 am - IP Man-Hash: c8d099f4de790
my tattoo says:
i² = -1
but where is it?