Women + Math = Disaster
Harvard University has produced many great men of higher learning since it has been in business. They know who they are. I don’t need to mention any of them here — probably a bunch of presidents and whatnot, all of us men know how the game works. That’s not what’s up for debate.
Actually nothing is up for debate. The head of Harvard University said at a conference recently that women suck at math and science. What he did was grant all women an honorary PhD in In Your Face-onomics.
The point he was trying to make was simple: when it comes to math or science or using your brain, men are using the cream of the crop of brains — the top shelf. We are driving high performance thinking machines. We are moving mountains of thought with our mighty man-brains which operate like huge construction machinery.
Women, the headmaster of America’s top university is saying, are using brains that resemble a broken tricycle one might find at a garage sale in the bad part of town. Women’s brains reek of tetanus and squeak like a hamster wheel.
I checked around for an exact quote from the esteemed president of Harvard: Lawrence “The Never-ending” Summers, but I couldn’t find one. This is probably what he said though:
“Women couldn’t do math even if it tasted like chocolate.”
The fact that he’s right in every way didn’t keep fore-running members of the woman community from throwing major hissy-fits the second the words left his mouth. I’m sure they had been lying in wait for such a baseless, yet socially imposed social faux pas — like rats lurking under the picnic tables at the county fair. That’s how women behave when they land themselves in an industry where good looks and cock teasing won’t save their ass: the man-realm of science.
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Let’s put the question differently. Why are girls always excelling in school and nowhere else? Maybe because somebody’s been stacking the deck in their favor?
Then why were girls at my school always the best in math? Usually tutors to the rest. I’m not angry because this is so absurd, i’m sure it is a joke…
I hate anger, but it’s a free country.
She acts as though she runs the place when a few keystrokes would have her and any ‘dangerous’ posts erased off this site for all of eternity.
Then again, she thinks a prostitute is in a position to judge anyone - in fact, she thinks a prostitute is capable of judging someone’s sexuality - hell, she thinks a faggot on the internet can even get away with calling someone gay!
This bitch is ever-so-exploitable.
Why do you expect me to discourse civilly when you insult me?
Why do you make demands when you are in no position to even negotiate to any terms other than Dick’s?
Doubt, that doesn’t count as a decent conversation, seeing as it is simultaneously thread derail, deliberately offensively stupid and not even your own words for the majority. You’re only warming up, so I’m willing to give you a couple more chances. Don’t blow it young man. YOU CAN DO IT! I BELIEVE IN YOU! If not, then you prove my point that throwing stones is your only strategy, which may have worked wonders (though I think not) when you were a tot, but is maladaptive in an evolutionary sense. Try and remember, you not cave man!
She’s just below average and is having trouble accepting her own mediocrity. Don’t worry about the whores, they only further our cause by providing additional evidence to back each and every one of Dick’s observations.
I love that horses part, by the way. Teachers encourage boy students - once again, she disassociates herself from reality so that she can bend over and munch some feminist asshole.
Michelle was too stupid to fool us into thinking she was a man. ‘Mathchick’ - complementing yourself, you lose your audience pretty quickly that way, or you get lit cigars and full beer cans thrown at your face.
Now, for your entertainment, you have infuriated sluts. Enjoy, and try to hold your lit cigars until the end of the show - trust me, it’s funnier if we all throw them at once.
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“Sluts: Sluts are simply asking to be raped. Dumb and disgusting they deserve to be raped over and over again. About 99.9% of girls who claim to be raped are sluts…it’s like, “bitch what did you expect?” We have to teach sluts a lesson about who the superior sex is and rape the shit out of them so that they can learn their lesson. Feminists are sluts also. We need to rape every feminist out there to show them who really controls things and to show them that they’re dumb whores for thinking they can stand up to us. Unfortunately feminists are annoying butthurt mutants and there’s rarely enough alcohol on hand to justify the bestiality. 10 out of 10 men would rather rape a furry indiscriminate of gender.
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George Carlin on people who think rape isn’t funny
“I say fuck you! I think it’s hilarious, how do you like that? I can PROVE to you that rape is funny! Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd!”
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Rape only hurts if you fight it.
Most people today would claim that rape is a terrible crime almost akin to murder but I strongly disagree. Far from a vile act, rape is a magical experience that benefits society as a whole. I realize many of you will disagree with this thesis but lend me your ears and I’m sure I’ll sway you towards a darkened alley.
If it weren’t for rape, Western Civilization might not exist as we know it today. When the Romans were faced with a disproportionate ratio of women to men in the early kingdom, they had to do something, lest their fledgling society die for lack of sons. To solve their little dilemma, they did what any reasonable man would do: they threw a festival for their Sabine neighbors, and then stole and raped their women. It’s quite logical; in fact I don’t understand why the settlers at Plymouth didn’t do the same to the local Indians. It certainly would have saved on shipping costs.
Obviously, in the case of the Rape of the Sabines, rape was a tremendous help to society. The Sabine women, for their part, didn’t seem to mind so much, as they threw themselves between their brutish old Sabine husbands and their charming new Roman ones to prevent bloodshed when the Sabine men came to reclaim their wives. Yet even when society was totally against a rape, the raunchy act has benefitted society too. Where would the Romans be, after all, if it weren’t for the Rape of Lucretia infuriating the people to the point of overthrowing their last king, Lucius Tarquinius Soperbus? If it weren’t for that event, the world might never have had the Roman Republic for a pristine example of a flawless government.
Rape’s glorious advantages are not, however, exlusively found from 2,000-year-old examples. In actuality, rape’s advantages can very much be seen today. Take ugly women, for example. If it weren’t for rape, how would they ever know the joy of intercourse with a man who isn’t drunk? In a society as plastic-conscious as our own, are we really to believe that some man would ever sleep with a girl resembling a wildebeest if he didn’t have a few schnapps in him? Of course he wouldn’t, at least no self-respecting man would, but therein lies the beauty of rape. No self-respecting man would rape in the first place, so ugly women are guaranteed a romp with not only a sober man, but a bad boy too, and we all know how much ladies like the bad boy.
Ugly women are not, however, the only people who benefit from rape– prisoners enjoy its many perks, too. What, after all, would possibly be more boring than spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day? The answer, of course, is spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day and never getting some hot action. With rape, prisoners never have to worry about that. Instead, they merely need worry about treating their rapists with enough love and respect to earn a quick reach-around.
But if there is one bread and butter reason for why rape should not only be accepted, but even endorsed, it is because our news editors are in dire need of interesting stories for our front page. Bookstore stories? Fossils? One dollar coins? Please. Now, some saucy circle jerk rape action? Yeah, that’s the ticket.”
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I agree with you. to help what you are saying you should try and find studies that show how maths and science are oriented to boys.
For example, think of the examples physics teachers use, footballs and cars, why can’t speed be done with horses?
There is a lot of studies that support your point.
Consider also the studies that have found that teachers encourage and remember boy students over girl students. Sociologists have found, as I am sure you noticed at school too, that teachers remember the names of their male students more than they do their female ones.
Also, girls schools achieve higher grades than mixed schools, and girls at school have always received higher grades than men anyway.
It’s called the soft bigotry of low expectation, which results in learned helplessness.
Women and mathematics are the miss link to the dieing subject in the United States. We do not promote mathematics education to women, rather we say its ok to suck at it. Look at us globally: we are quickly being succeeded by other countries who have accepted women into the mathematical realm.
Nurture vs Nature: we have nurtured women to believe they cannot succeed, so what happens, they dont. I dont need statistics or numbers in order to prove women are equal to men in mathematics and I would never state that women are better at it than men. My point is by denying gender equality, we are denying progress for the human race.
What the fuck? Eat shit and die, fascist. Yeah, the facts don’t make any sense unless they fall in line with your current beliefs, bitch. There isn’t a course in the world that is below me. It could not be worth my time, but I ALWAYS learn. I won’t die stupid.
I used to be a feminist, and now I am not. People just like you taught me that anatomy is indeed nothing. I took that belief and discovered that when you dismantled any bit of your propaganda, it didn’t make sense. You just believed it because you were stupid and people told you to - you’re just a stupid fascist. It’s not about politics or religion or superiority - it’s about finding how wrong you people are and then exploiting your stupidity for the common good. You deserve to be exploited until you have no choice but to die or abandon your lies - haha, let alone even TRY to force them on children!
Marilyn Vos Savant is one of the most intelligent people in the world, and she solved the Monty Hall problem which led to people (mostly men) with PhDs in mathematics attempting to correct her.
Impressive. Four girls in one school in one city. I don’t think you’re one of them considering you don’t seem to realize the insignificance of that statistic to national statistics and the percentages of which could be accurate or inaccurate.
Kids. You gotta love’em.
- Sgt Reyes
OooooOoH honors math!?!!! that must mean that woman are smarter at math. That settles it!
Asian ones too, huh?
You know what pisses me off ?. Everybody talks about their top maths classes or school or whatever. Well guess what ? , not all of us fall into the high percentages. And that is where it matters I’m a man, and an average one at that.
When I bombed totally out of school I wasn’t going to sit on my ass and moan about it (that’s not a political jab, I’m a liberal) , no, I moved away from my fucking stupid family , got up , joined the army reserve , and then went to college and worked my ass off like crazy for four and a bit years straight , till I got myself a degree in maths. My three sisters who are in exactly the same position sat down at home and moaned about being gender shortchanged in school ,whilst at college I spent half my time walking between classes past the ‘womans room’ and the ‘womans health clinic’ and the ‘womans councilling service’ and the ‘department for services for womens equality on campus’ and the ‘Art room filled with statements against social discrimination against women’ , whilst around every corner brochures were handed to me by women near literally entitled ‘How often do you beat you’re partner ?’, and ‘Why do you rape ?’ .
In my wide group of friends I met a LOT of people who were on my path, dropouts from high school who were determined to make things work, guess which gender they were ?. Are all females lazy , hardly ?, and if you are a female willing to play in my arena that I am not addressing you. I have many female friends who are great and equal people and working mothers are some of the best members of society . But as far as I can see when it comes to the average young person of today who is starting out in life , not the super ‘gifted’ cream of society, it is mostly men that seem to have the figurative ‘balls’ when it comes to forging a new path.
GodDAMN woman, you have yet to shut the fuck up!
I swear, I am laughing right now, so fucking hard I have tears coming out, no shit. You will NOT concede a fucking point one that YOU posted!
YOU said, in every single post, that you are better than men, and that women are better than women. Yes, you said that. Not only that, but you KEEP fucking saying it. I am getting MansVoice over here to show this shit to everyone, you are a stubborn motherfucker to be sure!
OF COURSE you think you are equal, that is the height of YOUR arrogance! Do women seriously not see that? It doesn’t matter if you ARE equal, only that you are SO self-absorbed that you don’t give a single fuck one about truth, only about what YOU think truth is.
I swear to Christ himself, I am going to build a machine and rub you, Clair and another of these gals together to see if some new and seriously fucked up rip/tear in reality will appear, which will probably contain nothing but fantasy and chocolate, and not at all actual reality.
On the upside, with any luck, you three will probably catch fire and explode, but I say you can’t make omellettes without breaking some stupid fucking eggs…………hahahaha! Fuck, I made myself laugh on that one………hahahaha.
I have not said that I am better, not once.
I’m sorry if I’ve implied it, but know now I am not saying that I am better but I do think that I am equal.
I am getting off for now because I am seriously stressed out about something that does not regard this site.
No, equal is not invisible to me, because you are not equal, but you on a mans site spouting you are? Now how is that equal? No, you talk too fucking much and not once have conceded that WE are equal, you only said YOU ARE BETTER.
Instead of debating, you argue, and now you are pissed because I took my debate down to an argue on your level. I thrashed the hell out of you, proved my point, even WITH your help, multiple times, and now you don’t like it. In fact, time after time you said, “I do good, men don’t, women do good, men don’t”. If that ain’t what you fucking said, why did you say it?
That’s right, what you MEANT to say…………..well, a little late to change your mind on losing isn’t it? Captain! The ship is going down, but fuck it, let’s keep on fighting while she burns!
Wow, the conclusion I had foreseen. Nostradamus, open that envelope up, the one I had the results in BEFORE I started wailing on you…….
Yes, you did say women are better than men. You said that over and over and over again. NOW you say you didn’t say it, because you are losing the argument and don’t like it, and in fact, have lost it altogether.
The words that I was nice enough to let escape are: This is a man’s site, feel free to fuck off.
If in doubt, get your snatch out, easy as that.
Okay, I am done with you twisting my words.
Is the word EQUAL invisible to you?
I DIDN’T say that men don’t do well and women do.
I said NOT ALL men do well and SOME women are able to do well in math.
Those are the words that apparently escape you.
Okay. Again, you made the entire point “Men Vs. Women”. You will argue against it, but that is what you said. You have now said that 3 times.
Yes, you said that, “So all I am saying is that men can not do well in math, and women can.”
No need to back off now, sliding around what you said, that’s a no-no right there, face up to it. By saying that, you DID say men don’t do well. You only jumped from an extreme localization to the universe.
You are trying to push it into a global argument, instead of a singular classroom, that you are involved in. No, you THINK you are equal to men everywhere, hence your posting HERE obviously. That proves at least one point: YOU consider yourself not only equal, but also superior, after all my dear, you are posting. You didn’t ask, nor did I, but you made your voice known and loudly too, so I had to reply.
And the key is: Think BEFORE you speak, edit BEFORE you post, and win the argument BEFORE you start it. It matters not at all to me what YOU meant, only what YOU said.
At least one thing I will give you, besides being pretentious, tenacious, stubborn and not-at-all good at debate, you damn sure got spunk.
Here’s to hoping you beef up on debate, science, polls, stats, facts and truth. Work on your presentation too, remember that half of anything is face value, the more impressive the customer service, the easier it is.
To your first post, I never said that all the girls in my class, I said I do well and that there is a girl that has an A+.
” I in fact do well in math ” that’s what I said.
Also, I never said that men won’t do well in the world.
I never said I was superior either, I said I do well, but since you brought it up, I am equal to the boys in my class.
And you are right on topic. I will be able to get an internship at a film company in th hollywood of the east ( North Carolina )
So I do happen to be interested in movies and television as a producer.
Though I haven’t seen an episode of How I met your mother in my life