Women: Not As Dumb As They Act
There’s nothing I like to see more than women proving men are better than women. It’s such a joy because women do it with the same level of class, tact, and subtlety they use in everything: not a goddamn bit.
The ultimate question was put to women recently: would you rather work for a man or some type of she-devil who resembles your mother only in body and never in tenderness, usefulness, or grace?
Oh wait, there is something I like to see more than women proving men are better than women. Ten hot babes in bikinis. Awesome.
Women hate female bosses, according to a new study brought to us by the woman-magazine entitled Elle — but not pronounced that way. Typical. When men present studies, they do it in journals and scientific literatures and other things that don’t contain condom ads. Women do it on glossy paper between tips on losing winter fatness and inappropriate articles about periods and gross like that. That’s why no one takes women seriously. Kids learn how to read and count from jackasses in purple dinosaur costumes. No one takes them seriously.
If you ask me, this whole argument is moot because there’s no such thing as a female boss. She’s just a middle manager or some higher-up man-boss’s secretary. You have to have balls to be the boss and no woman has those, so what the fuck is the big deal? This is just another excuse for women to complain about a problem that doesn’t exist.
Shall I revisit the date rape statistics?
Fuck, I’ve listened to a ten-minute female dissertation on how men’s bathrooms are more convenient to get to than female bathrooms — and how it’s also some big architectural conspiracy, which is a field dominated by men. Here’s a thought. Maybe architecture is male-dominated because we know you can’t put two different bathrooms right the fuck on top of one another.
In a recent poll, men and women were asked which gender they’d rather work for. Out of all the women who weren’t too terrified to actually speak their mind when asked, three out of four said they’d rather answer to a man than a woman. That means 75% of women agree men are better than women. Case closed. I’m not sure how many women would rather get Chlamydia or be a surrogate birth mother than work for a female boss, but I imagine that percentage is high as well. Either is less painful and embarrassing than covering up for the fuck ups of a lady boss.
These women were then asked which qualities of womankind made them such shitty bosses. Instead of reading the list, I invented one and assumed it was the same.
Dick’s Reasons Women Make Shitty Bosses
Women are cheap as shit. It takes money to make money!
Women are catty and vindictive.
Women have a ticking time bomb in their uterus called a womb — or wherever the fuck it is.
Women end all their sentences in questions even when no question is evident.
Women think “gossipy” is a word when surveyed for a serious news publication.
Women don’t want female bosses any more than women want female employees. Actually, that’s a good survey that I’m going to take right now in my head.
What percentage of female bosses want female employees?
Fucking zero.
The only reason women claw to the first rung of corporate buck passing is because they want to lord it over the men who work for them like it’s the penis they wish they had. Unless it’s a Christmas party and they’re in a cake, women don’t belong at work. Even women know that and they don’t know a goddamn thing.
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June 3rd, 2007 at 10:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: caaa689f3ffb0
sigh, where’s Female, you people are boring the hell out of me
June 9th, 2007 at 4:27 am - IP Man-Hash: b6f97ac8a94a7
This was reported the same in my country and even my own working Mum said that female bosses were bitches. So really, where are the feminists to argue with the facts now? LMAO. The other 25% = lying whoring feminist bitches.
June 18th, 2007 at 10:18 am - IP Man-Hash: c9b9436e1527b
You guys all need to go out and get laid.
June 18th, 2007 at 10:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
You don’t rid cancer by smoking cigarettes.
June 18th, 2007 at 10:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 72dadca35debd
Bend over.
June 18th, 2007 at 2:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Have you ever noticed how the women who post here are always telling us to go out and get laid? I’m sure if you spoke to the men who pummel their pussies, they’d be shocked to hear their cum-buckets advising men to get sex; since what they normally hear from them is
June 19th, 2007 at 2:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 422940479a69d
Lol Sots, very nice. Have 100 man points for that little nugget.
July 16th, 2007 at 6:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a97b5a1ff681
It’s a fact that only boring people get bored. And most women are boring as well as ignorant.
September 23rd, 2007 at 12:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
Are you serious? A conspiracy? O.O Wow. Now i am starting to see why you men make fun of us so…it’s because of dumbasses like that :/
Nickelback: Rockstar
November 6th, 2007 at 9:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 64762c387ed92
there are many companies where a women is better suited, IE care products imagine men trying to sel lotion, it’ll end up a guy jacking off with the lotion.
November 6th, 2007 at 9:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 64762c387ed92
“And most women are boring as well as ignorant.”
Way to contradict your self man!
November 6th, 2007 at 9:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 64762c387ed92
all men talk about are guns, cars, comics, and video games.
Women have different interest our subjects are boring to your, and your are hella boring to us.
November 7th, 2007 at 1:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: c49546065d9eb
I don’t know if any of you live in the Phoenix area and this is a little off topic but anyways on this station called 101.5 jams, they have this thing called the “loser line” and its where girls can call in and get a number to set guys up to humiliate themselves on air. ONLY girls can have this number. Well, so anyways, outside of History class today, some girls and one of the most effeminate guys I have ever met were laughing about the show and the guys on it who supposedly make “fools” of themselves just by telling girls they like them and I stepped in and said bluntly that I hate that show and one girl asked why and I said that I thought it degraded men. Needless to say, they started laughing and I asked what they were laughing at. They then proceeded to make excuses for why these girls were doing what they were doing and the guy chimed in occasionally to back the girls up while a girl nearby giggled at the situation. I didn’t even start with her though as she wasn’t worth it. The guy then called me bi-polar and then another girl (who’s actually very nice) came up to sit down and the same guy mocked me and was like “apparantley society is degrading men.” I then asked why he had to make fun of me and he denied he was when I was right there. Then one girl who was laughing came up to her and said “you won’t believe what just happened” while I sat there annoyed as hell. It was then time to go into class and I hopped up and stood right next to the same girl to zip up my backpack while she looked all scared. I left my Pepsi sitting where I was the whole time and she was like “you left your Pepsi” and I was like “I can take care of myself thank you” and she walked away all scared of me. We then went into class and I started talking to the nice girl about the situation and the “guy” began to interrupt me while I was talking. I don’t get it. Why does it seem to be ok to trash men?
November 7th, 2007 at 2:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: c49546065d9eb
….sorry. Hope I made sense because I’m real tired.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2631c4500e56d
I have personally worked for many a female boss. When I was 18 I joined the Navy, I had no way of getting out of the po-dunk town I was in and needed an outlet. I liked my job. I worked in New Orleans at the Naval Support Activity for the Navy Air Logistics Office, I did data entry - inputted flight times and cargo weight into computer systems for the men that were actually out flying and fighting. The computer floor where I worked was totally female and let me tell you what a Bitch that was - pun intended. I frequently left the computer floor and went to hang with the GUYS on the Ops floor because they cared enough to carry on conversations worth listening to. Ill never forget PO Robinson. Man, that bitch was on a seriously unjustified power-trip. She made my life a hell, her among with several other females in that dept. Needless to say, the military wasnt a place for me, even if it was a respectful job. Women should not be in power, they just get off on their position and not their influence.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2631c4500e56d
Might I also add that my work could be done from ANY computer in the entire command, I wasnt leaving the computer floor to avoid work, only to avoid women. Just to clarify.
December 1st, 2007 at 8:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
have you ever worked for a substantial amount of women bosses that you’re able to make this post?
You base everything you post on what you think is true, but not what IS true
there is in fact a difference
January 26th, 2008 at 10:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 704442c4e98b2
I beat men at everything so this can’t be true.
January 26th, 2008 at 10:37 am - IP Man-Hash: f57e72e727dd1
The only things you beat men in are basically a) being a whore, b) lying and c) being retarded.
May 13th, 2008 at 5:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 2bc5844a0f6c6
yawn