Why Women Hate Sex With Me
Women absolutely hate having sex with me. Sometimes, before the “doing it” even starts, they want it to be over. After a roll in the hay with yours truly, a woman feels dirty, degraded, disgusted, damaged, demeaned, and most importantly, sore as fuck.
They hate it. And after a week, she’ll feel even worse.
Yet years later, this same woman won’t be able to turn it down. She’ll cancel plans for it. She’ll lie to her best friends for it. Stand back. Dick Masterson is about to blow your mind with some Man Zen.
Women hate sex and are also simultaneously addicted to it.
When it comes to understanding women, it’s important to remember one thing: women are not men. Women couldn’t be men if they tried. Could you imagine a bunch of women hoisting an American flag on the hilltops of Iwo Jima? I could. But only if they were all in bikinis and it was like that 70’s movie Heavy Metal.
1. All women hate sex.
2. All women are cheating whores.
3. If you think that’s a contradiction, you’re either a woman, a virgin, or you’re wasting your time pleasuring women for no reason. That’s a loss of Man Points.
Women are supposed to hate sex.
Women like to be ignored because they don’t want to feel the pressure of having to say something smart. Imagine a five pound bag packed with ten pounds of shit. That’s a woman’s brain. It’s under an extreme amount of pressure, and full of more shit than it can handle. When you let a woman know that her brain is not what’s important to you, you’re dumping out all that shit and bringing her some sweet relief.
Nothing in Cosmo is meant to make women smarter. So don’t appreciate a woman for something she’s not trying to be. No one hires a prostitute to play Hamlet. No man wants to fuck a woman to make her feel good. When I take a shit, I don’t ask the toilet why it seems distracted.
Women don’t want to be pleasured in bed. They want to be used like a tool. It’s how they’ve evolved. Treating a woman like crap is not like treating a man like crap. Women need it to feel good about themselves.
Men base our self-worth on the money we make, the ass we kick, and number of people’s opinions we don’t give a fuck about. Women, however, base their self-worth on how much pleasure they bring men. That’s why Paris Hilton is so popular among women and why make-up exists. That’s why women worship Tinkerbelle. She can make men fly.
And she doesn’t have to take a shower afterwards.
The truth is, if a woman doesn’t hate sex with you, you’re doing it wrong. Yes, women hate sex. Yes, women hate sex with me — especially with me. And yes, women are all whores.
That’s Man Zen.
Women only deserve anal.
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April 21st, 2008 at 6:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Of course, mass rape is certainly not the most feasible strategy when it comes to participating in commando-style guerrilla operations against the female-dominated liberal establishment. As American sex researchers Thornhill and Palmer (2000) noted, the overwhelming majority of women who end up being raped, for obvious evolutionary reasons, are normally both youthful in appearance and physically attractive. It is a well-known fact that only good-looking women can be raped; however, it must be said that, admittedly, the total number of attractive women constitute a very small percentage of the female population demographic at large. I do believe that achieving the broadest possible publicity for the rapes of a small number of highly attractive Anglo-Saxon Protestant women would be an effective means of waging a campaign of naked psychological aggression against women by keeping the existential reality of femininity permanently suspended within the matrix of patriarchal control.
I still think that the concept of forcible copulation on a mass scale as a weapon of psychological warfare against Anglo-American women can still be salvaged; the best way to carry out mass rape is by employing a small army of trained canine rapists, preferably Doberman pinschers, and subsequently using them to brutally attack any woman of Canadian, American, British, Australian, or New Zealander nationality. Unlike your typical human rapist, who would be easily discouraged by the great ugliness of the majority of womankind, our canine friend should be considerably less discriminating in taste when it comes to the selection of a suitable female victim.
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:06 am - IP Man-Hash: a3aca8a85e1fb
j, i can guarantee you that you have missed the point entirely. Dick makes it unenjoyable for them, thus increasing his own pleasure. If the woman is going to hate it anyway, he may aswell make it worth his time. And they always come back for more.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
The overwhelming majority of Anglo-American women, because of their gross ignorance and crass commercialism, don’t even deserve to be raped by another human being. Most Canadian, American, and English women deserve to be anally raped by trained Doberman pinschers.
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:30 am - IP Man-Hash: a3aca8a85e1fb
j,
1. You realise that men were necessary for you to be born, for you to live, for you to be employed, for the world you live in, every piece of technology you enjoy. Basically, shut up.
2. Poor guess. Take a look at Dick’s myspace, damn he rakes in the bitches.
3. Well, as long as you find Dick an inappropriate term rather than a anatomical bodily organ, i guess i can call you a vagina, breast, clitoris, DAMN YOU YOU GOD DAMNED FALLOPIAN TUBE!
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 52358017317c2
You are all fucking sick perverts. HEY DICK (FACE.) MAYBE WOMEN HATE SEX WITH YOU, ‘CAUSE YOU’RE A FUCKING SHIT SHAG. when was the last fucking time you got fucking laid anyway? THATS WHY YOU FUCKING COMPLAIN ABOUT WOMEN ALLTHE FUCKING TIME (oh yes and it’s getting fucking boring now.), ’cause they don’t want to fucking shag you. GET OVER YOURSELF YOU STUPID (most probabaly mother fucking.. wouldnt suprise me if you fucked your own mother anyway..) TWAT!!!!!
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:48 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
The lack of testosterone and alpha tendencies in English/Australians is terrifying.
99% of the time you see one of these chief-save-a-ho come cry to us they’re all saying “shag” or “mate” which gives away their location.
April 25th, 2008 at 4:49 am - IP Man-Hash: ede1267892403
GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SEXIST PRICK. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TRY TURNING GAY IF YOUR THAT FUCKING SEXIST. oh wow i have an idea why don’t you just kill all the women in the world if you hate them so much. it could be like the holocaust re-lived but not for religion for sex!!! YOU FUCKING BASTARD
it’s not even funny
April 25th, 2008 at 8:08 am - IP Man-Hash: d2000a98b281e
Ha ha, trite response, this site is refreshing.
Should we laugh at the mentally enfeebled?
Hell yeah.
It’s fun to see so many poster children for abortion getting so agitated in such moronic ways.
April 27th, 2008 at 6:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 30fb993883eca
This is absolutely the most ludicrous thing i have ever seen.
Either your mother didn’t raise you right or you must suffer from severe brain damage.
you wonder why women hate sex with you? because you’re ignorant, disgusting, and a prick.
I hope you wake the fuck up.
April 27th, 2008 at 6:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 30fb993883eca
This is absolutely the most ludicrous thing i have ever seen.
Either your mother didn’t raise you right or you must suffer from severe brain damage.
you wonder why women hate sex with you? because you’re ignorant, disgusting, and a prick.
I hope you wake the fuck up!
April 27th, 2008 at 11:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 312ce6dbab083
haha sites awesome… i hardly take offence to any of it… its humurous, like going to see dane cook stand up about retards, or russle peters on stereotyping. all the negetive hype everyone is putting on this guys is fueling him to do more… i say good for him for raping the capitalist sociaty for coin…. i mean u gotta make money somehow right… he found a very niche area to be making money… people or buying the book to rip it apart, get a good laugh, or believe in it… either way its payin his morgage
good idea… keep makin me laugh!
April 28th, 2008 at 1:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 63d8cd5fabaed
ill tell you why wemen hate having sex with you. you cant seem to do anything right. your a selfish fuck. got it jackass
April 28th, 2008 at 5:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: aa2d40d81c76e
hey dick.. you are so stupid and so narrow minded. you hate women so much because they hate you even more. women can’t stand to be around you or even look at you. you are so ugly and have a big fat head. you think you are all that. well.. you are nothing but the dirt on the ground. you are in denial and you just been rejected so many times that is why you hate women. every women even a 100 year old lady wouldn’t want to date you.
April 28th, 2008 at 8:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: c30872109b34b
Interesting… I didn’t know sex-starved men were posting fictional stories on here!
April 28th, 2008 at 9:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Hello there young child. I would like to enquire about your spoons.
April 28th, 2008 at 11:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: c2e53fd68ae83
It’s “young man”, not “young child”, ding-dong. Are you referring to spooning? I don’t think your grown up yet to have these kind of grown-up thoughts.
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 4038bd6d46b41
Dick, you’re so fucking right in everything you say. I’m sure every women feels hurt, or “hit” of everything you’ve said, and realised its all true facts. You rock! Btw, i feel sorry for the feminine men. Im so disgousted of you all …
May 4th, 2008 at 8:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bf9071d7785e
Haha, dick i think you touched a nerve with this post. Women are so enraged they can’t even type clearly, their fat fingers are all over the capslock button.
If female anger is the weathervane of truth, this post is like that capsule they released in the movie Twister.
May 5th, 2008 at 7:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 322f2c5ed9ca4
DUDE, ADMIT IT BRO. YOU WERE MOLESTED. ALL OUTBALANCED BEHAVIOR STEMS FROM SEXUAL ABUSE AS A CHILD.
WHETHER YOUR FATHER, BROTHER, PASTOR, OR WEIRD TIMMY DOWN THE STREET GAVE YOU A PREMATURE BLOW JOB… IT IS FUCKING CLEAR– YOU WERE FUCKED AS A KID (PERHAPS MENTALLY) AND NOW ALAS– YOU’VE TURNED INTO STEAMING A PILE OF SHIT THAT WILL NEVER TRULY UNDERSTAND TRUE LOVE–
THINK THATS GAY BRO? NO MAN IS AN ISLAND YOU HAVE CLEAR SEXUAL DISFUNCTION AND WONDER WHY WOMEN HATE HAVING SEX WITH YOU? CLEAR AS FUCK BRO YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
NO MAN CAN HATE WOMEN THAT MUCH WITHOUT BEING GAY– YOUR A JOKE
GO FUCK A GUY IN THE ASS IF YOU LOVE MEN SO GOD DANG MUCH. THERE IS A WORLD OF KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND. SHIT DOESN’T JUST HAPPEN– PEOPLE LIKE YOU LET IT HAPPEN. SOME PRICK TOUCHED YOUR JOCK AND THE PATRIARCHAL SYSTEM THE WORLD IS GOVERNED LET THAT HAPPEN.
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU BRO.
May 5th, 2008 at 8:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 30f283fcd2c6c
With the above post I start the motion that matt gets 1000 manpoints for calling it right AND having a conviently idiotic poster right after him.
Besides that, anyone else notice how women and betas always use rape and child molestation as a insult but expect everyone to instantly pity them when they say it happens to them?