Excuse Me, Waiter. I’ve Got A Woman in my Technology.
The reason 20th century women have entered technology in shrew-nosed flocks isn’t because “oppression” ended. Socrates and Magellan were killed because they were interested in science. That’s the worst kind of oppression: oppression of men.
Death by hemlock and spear is also more oppression than any woman has ever been subject to.
Women love baking and cleaning. How is making them do it being oppressive? It’s like sending a disobedient child to his room with a crate of Twinkies, a keg of Cherry Coke, and more video games then God.
At some point in the past twenty years, men decided it would be hilarious to tell women smarts were attractive. The mirror over my bed isn’t a magic mirror. It doesn’t reflect cleverness. Don’t tell that to women in technology though! It would break their nerdy little hearts.
Women in the 50’s were dumber than dirt. If you gave a 50’s cavewoman access to a modern washing machine, she would probably try to cram her baby into it because it “looked like fun” and that way she could “wash the kid and the clothes at the same time”. Irresponsible to say the least.
The selection of remotes on display in any random household media room would melt the mind of a 50’s woman.
That’s actually the most brilliant thing man has ever done: manventing the relay-race, HAL-deactivating clusterfuck that is the modern television remote control. It’s getting to the point that if I want to watch TV in a strange man’s house, I am forced to grab remotes at random and press buttons in an exaggeratedly humorous way until the man of the house intervenes.
‘That’s how women do it,’ I say. Of course I’m right.
Today, women are given a choice in role models. They can act like grown up versions of themselves, like Paris Hilton or Hilary Clinton. In other words, drunken amateur pornographers who don’t have the self-respect or dignity to kick their cheating men to the curb — also Hilary Clinton has cankles. Or little girls can follow the role models men have created for them. Dora the Explorer works. Kim Possible also works. Not all women are Mexicans — unfortunately.
Helper monkeys are great, but they don’t cost you your house when you trade them in for a Roomba.
Modern women are entering technology because men told them it was sexy. Their brains still don’t function as poorly as they never did. That hasn’t changed. No woman invented algebra. But women did invent the Girl Scouts, an organization whose main source of revenue is guilting and beguiling family, friends, and shoppers into buying their shitty cookies. Only two or three of Girl Scout cookies are any good. The rest are shit. They know that, but they pad your order with them anyway like they’re doing you a favor.
If I wanted any Shortbreads, I probably would have put a fucking mark in the box. I’m a man. I can read.
Thanks to us men, women can now calculate how much sexier having a “brain” makes them. Unfortunately, all their calculations take the form of obnoxious proselytizing, annoying self-promotion, and deceptive recruitment practices.
Women in technology are like the KKK. They’re always looking for new members.
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I’ll match whatever Dick’s willing to wager. If you’re having trouble with the numbers, that brings us to $2000. And unless you’re a stripper or a prostitute there’s no way you’re making $1000 a day. If you’re going to lie about your income to people you don’t know on the internet at least make it something believable.
Bu-gawk!
-Dick
Dick saying “I don’t hate women” means “I don’t hate women” because he is a man and has integrity.
But because he doesn’t sugar coat what he is saying.. and he doesn’t have to because he is talking to other men… the women that take offense to his words feel the sting of truth and are compelled to come post here and piss on the proverbial toilet seat of the men’s room while thinking they’ve taught us a lesson.
A smart intelligent woman would move along where she isn’t wanted.
@Alex, whoa.
Alex, you’ve posted some intelligent things (if you’re the Alex I think you are.) Assuming you are — there were about 3 Alex’s posting at one point — then you’re welcomed by me.
Now. Let’s simply assume every assertion (though not every conclusion) you make is correct (And I don’t think that’s so, but it will save time to do so).
So, Dick is condescending, and states women are immoral, stupid, lazy, selfish, petty, nasty, irrational, weak and inept at pretty much everything.
Well, I feel much the same way about my students.
But I manifestly do not wish to hate them, nor do I.
Indeed, I wish to teach.
All I can respond with, in humility — I mean that — is my own Christian views. We all have terrible qualities, but we should love one another not hate one another.
So no, I would not hate such a group, nor do I.
I believe Dick does not hate women, though I will not pretend to understand his reasons. They may be religious, they may be other.
In your worldview, that may seem strange or incomprehensible. So be it. I do not claim, remotely, to practice my beliefs terribly well, but manifestly this is what I believe.
I disagree with the general terms of aspersion cast against women by many on this site. I don’t generally support calling women sl*ts, or wh*res, or b*tches. I will certainly attack any woman who attacks me, but otherwise I believe in respect.
Now, Alex. I hope I have pointed out that one can despise certain forms of behavior (even inclined behavior) and yet not hate.
I’ve I’ve not, then, well, clearly I have failed to communicate effectively. That’s unfortunate.
Your assertions, even if we accept them at face value, do not, in any reasonable view, support your extravagant conclusions as regards Dick.
That said, most of what you say is very interesting and I look forward to hearing more.
The very best,
-wolfe
Dick hates women. The fact that he says, “I don’t hate women” means nothing after condescending to them, and stating that they’re inherently immoral, stupid, lazy, selfish, petty, nasty, irrational, weak, and inept at pretty much everything. He does not attribute a SINGLE redeeming quality to women, except for attractiveness, and then takes even that away by claiming most women aren’t attractive (he calls women fat constantly), and stating that men are more attractive anyway (”Men are man-prettier than women”). Anyone with sense would hate a group of people with endless terrible qualities and not a single redeeming one. He also uses outright hateful language towards women and slurs for women.
Necroswordsman, you’re correct, there are of course shades of gray, but Dick doesn’t show any in his views. He presents women in an overwhelmingly and solely negative light.
@ KellyMac- Please do share what one must be or do in order to earn the title of “woman”.
Talon largely has it. Well said, sir.
-wolfe
I think Dick is full of wisdom in his articles. He speaks the truth. Truth which the pussy scared politicians cannot admit or they won’t get votes.
Dick himself has stated he doesnt hate women. Of course, most of the time, all the women who post on here can’t understand that and think everything is black and white. Grey areas do exist.
So you are not willing to take the bet?
Surprising.
Of course, you would prefer the flying car or a new space shuttle.
Some things cannt be bought for money. Although they decrease over time.
So you would rather have him invent beauty-in-a-box or something? I say, I prefer the knowledge and experience of a fellow man over more technology, that makes you even more lazy.
Why should Dick waste his time inventing even more luxurious ways women can prove their materialistic prostitution when he can inform fellow men (and dumb women who cannot read the front page properly) about why and how women are worse than men? Besides, meeting other viewpoints than your own and discussing them will eventually lead to a better viewpoint.
That is, if you can refrain from ad hominem. You appearently can not, as evidenced later in your comment.
Beisdes, this proves that whatever men invent for the good of all mankind (women included) “some” people will never be happy.
Has Dick ever said that he would prefer to remove all women from the face of earth?
This is proof that women, or at least this one care about what they(she) hear, not what you say.
From someone acting all high and mighty, I am surprised that you have not realized that Dick does not hate women. He merely states that men are better than women!
And you are the one using ad homine here.
Says a lot about the “gentler” sex.
“I believe, I believe, I believe!”
You are the one who linked this site’s statement with hatred. And you started the ad hominem again.
No mater how nice the package is, all the women who come and bitch have the same message. And the same arguments.
How about we give them a barcode from birth. They are not ALL that different…
There with the hate again. I have not seen dick state that he hate women.
Link to where he has, or eat your words.
It “seems” that way? Does that make it true?
And ad hominiem again. I find it amusing that most women here prove that everything Dick says it is true. Those who do not, actually deserve respect.
And I suppose you know EVERYTHING abou Dick’s life, right?
Come on.
What can I say? How about: “Well, the pot is calling the kettle black again”?
Sarah, mind responding to Wolfe on issues worth discussing which you brought up? Since you are soooo intellectual and soooo capable to study in Cambridge, why not cross swords with the men on this site? The best of men pwn the best of women anyday any time. Who taught you computer science in Cambridge? A fucking man. Point made.
Sarah fuck off the site already you airhead clusterfuck.
Not really. I think you’re just, as your name says, Female.
KellyMac, I guess that means he can’t hate us then and that if we aren’t women, then we must be men, and hence, better than you.
Ladies, ladies. I don’t get the impression Dick hates women. It’s just that you two don’t qualify for the title.
One more thing, I can’t happen but notice that you frequently swear in both your articles and comments, Dick. Such repulsive language is only used by those with a limited vocabulary… as they lack the knowledge of appropriate words to use in order to describe their views.
Sarah, Dick built this website to 1. Entertain himself and 2. Make money. Don’t indulge him, you’re too smart for that.
I will wager $1,000 that you don’t.
Men are better than women.
-Dick
I will wager $1,000 that you don’t.
Men are better than women.
-Dick
Firstly, $1000 converts to a mere £493.88! That is a day’s work for me, if that, the dollar really does suck. While you lounge around at home writing worthless articles about how men are superior to women with lack of, or with predominantly biased ‘evidence’, you are earning but a penny… or a cent should I say? If you, as a MAN, are so intelligent, strong and worthy why are you wasting such valuable time, which could be spent using that hugely ‘intelligent’ male brain of yours to design and invent technologies for our future? Moreover, Dick, if you were really that intelligent I believe you would realise now that you quite often contradict yourself among the articles you write. That’s me assuming that you understand the meaning of the word ‘contradiction’. For example, your article on ‘Top ten reasons why men are better than women’ you explain that men are better than women because ‘If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to’. Explain why you as a MAN, being so tough and almightily, have therefore not either, firstly, packed your bags and moved to another planet where women do not exist and men make anal love to reproduce, or secondly ‘lift mountains’ in order to drop them and crush all the women who currently live on this planet and thus, wipe out women altogether? Instead you sit around arguing pathetically about how much you hate women and why you hate them etc. You also explained in your article on ‘Top ten reasons why men are better than women’ that ‘Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred’. I believe that this is a description of your life, dick. You even went to the effort of creating a website about how much you hate women, is that not a bit obsessive? Is this not what your whole life revolves around? Well, it seems that way to me. Therefore, basically you are not moving on in your life and changing the world to suit you as a man, instead you are acting like a ‘woman’ and sitting in your house moaning every day, not moving on… your whole life revolving round this hatred that you have! Wow… you contradictive bastard!
i’d rather be made from a rib than from dirt :)
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I am looking forward to reading your emails
when you are crying to your girlfriends about
how much it hurt when your hymen got torn
from your one night stand.
stand.
omg ur so dumb. not every womyn’s hymen tears the first time. have you ever even been laid? wait, nvm, you’re too stupid to even know where your pee pee goes
I will wager $1,000 that you don’t.
Men are better than women.
-Dick
um, ur dumb. goodnight!
Knowing where the volumn button is on a Ipod don’t count.
Everyone knows by now that women in the computer science field pass the time by blowing the boss while some man does her job.