Excuse Me, Waiter. I’ve Got A Woman in my Technology.
The reason 20th century women have entered technology in shrew-nosed flocks isn’t because “oppression” ended. Socrates and Magellan were killed because they were interested in science. That’s the worst kind of oppression: oppression of men.
Death by hemlock and spear is also more oppression than any woman has ever been subject to.
Women love baking and cleaning. How is making them do it being oppressive? It’s like sending a disobedient child to his room with a crate of Twinkies, a keg of Cherry Coke, and more video games then God.
At some point in the past twenty years, men decided it would be hilarious to tell women smarts were attractive. The mirror over my bed isn’t a magic mirror. It doesn’t reflect cleverness. Don’t tell that to women in technology though! It would break their nerdy little hearts.
Women in the 50’s were dumber than dirt. If you gave a 50’s cavewoman access to a modern washing machine, she would probably try to cram her baby into it because it “looked like fun” and that way she could “wash the kid and the clothes at the same time”. Irresponsible to say the least.
The selection of remotes on display in any random household media room would melt the mind of a 50’s woman.
That’s actually the most brilliant thing man has ever done: manventing the relay-race, HAL-deactivating clusterfuck that is the modern television remote control. It’s getting to the point that if I want to watch TV in a strange man’s house, I am forced to grab remotes at random and press buttons in an exaggeratedly humorous way until the man of the house intervenes.
‘That’s how women do it,’ I say. Of course I’m right.
Today, women are given a choice in role models. They can act like grown up versions of themselves, like Paris Hilton or Hilary Clinton. In other words, drunken amateur pornographers who don’t have the self-respect or dignity to kick their cheating men to the curb — also Hilary Clinton has cankles. Or little girls can follow the role models men have created for them. Dora the Explorer works. Kim Possible also works. Not all women are Mexicans — unfortunately.
Helper monkeys are great, but they don’t cost you your house when you trade them in for a Roomba.
Modern women are entering technology because men told them it was sexy. Their brains still don’t function as poorly as they never did. That hasn’t changed. No woman invented algebra. But women did invent the Girl Scouts, an organization whose main source of revenue is guilting and beguiling family, friends, and shoppers into buying their shitty cookies. Only two or three of Girl Scout cookies are any good. The rest are shit. They know that, but they pad your order with them anyway like they’re doing you a favor.
If I wanted any Shortbreads, I probably would have put a fucking mark in the box. I’m a man. I can read.
Thanks to us men, women can now calculate how much sexier having a “brain” makes them. Unfortunately, all their calculations take the form of obnoxious proselytizing, annoying self-promotion, and deceptive recruitment practices.
Women in technology are like the KKK. They’re always looking for new members.
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July 11th, 2007 at 11:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c8b05bf321cc
@ Wolfe- Yep, I’m probably the Alex you think I am. With regards to your students, I’m sure you don’t think that harshly of them. There must be students you consider intelligent, hard-working, pleasant, etc.? I realize Dick generalizes to make a point, but he speaks the way he does of - all - women. Also, along with the qualities you dislike of your students, you probably would attribute positive qualities to them as well, but Dick doesn’t speak of one redeeming quality of women. He presents them in a SOLELY despicable light.
Also, I realize he could hate certain behaviors of women without hating women, but it seems women are condemned regardless of their behavior here. I suppose he supports women staying at home with their children and not working, but even that he has no respect for (he’s implied such women are leeches who sit on their ass all day). He also condemns women for the same behavior men exhibit. His issue seems to be with women, not their behavior.
He could have a religious belief stopping him from hating women, but if that were the case he would probably at least refrain from using slurs. I won’t pretend to read his mind, but as I mentioned to Necroswordsman, Dick expresses no shade of gray.
July 11th, 2007 at 11:57 am - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
The complex machinations of my man-mind would explode your porcelain woman-brain like a cheap toilet dropped off the back of a truck.
-Dick
July 11th, 2007 at 6:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
I beg to differ. Some times he gives a sentimental word or 2 towards women. Like how they’re harming themselves. As Dick said, male minds are complex. So are womens of course.
Read my article on Strength of Man!
July 11th, 2007 at 6:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3c8b05bf321cc
Gladly. What’s the link to your blog?
July 11th, 2007 at 7:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9419ffad6ab4f
I like this alex bitch…she fukin crazy-stupid…i bet she would let you pee on her…and this being right after how some women are smart, caring, etc…
July 11th, 2007 at 7:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: e228f37645abe
Fuck yeah, Dick. I love your site. Thank you - from one man to another.
I need to tell you, though, not only are men better than women but whites are better than blacks. The history of civilization is clear on this matter. What the fuck have the god damn Africans ever done for civilization? I\’ll tell you what: Nothing. Nada. Nope. Zilch. Us whites have built every damn thing that is good and worthwhile.
Expand your circle of truth. Embrace your heritage.
-WhitesAreBetterThanBlacks
July 11th, 2007 at 7:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772
Little girls are big on the whole poorly-led deception fad. Don’t worry, just call them out on it and their contingency of tools will drop them faster than their hard-drive when the police drive by.
I mean, if you hang out with 15-year-old girls, something has to be wrong with you. Your own screaming, sputtering shit-mouthed selves say so, so it has to be true.
One truth, one person, and everything is set in blood.
July 11th, 2007 at 7:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772
Bu-gawk!
-Dick
It costs you in the long run. Just like a girl saying ‘I love you’ to two different men in the same day, it wears away at your soul and intellect like rubber in a vaginal tract. Several years from now, when your tits shrivel to an A-cup and your knees hurt chronically, you’ll know what I mean.
July 11th, 2007 at 8:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: ea146503678a7
I’m pondering if here may be some truth to her statements. She says she is good at computers and makes $1000 a day. Could she possibly be a webcam whore?
July 11th, 2007 at 8:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 160e0041dcad8
Uh.. ya.. no.
I see exactly what you are doing though.
Nice try.
July 11th, 2007 at 8:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 160e0041dcad8
uh.. that was in reference to “WhitesAreBetterThanBlacks”
July 11th, 2007 at 8:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 68c42af9b878b
WhitesAreBetterThanBlacks, if you are indeed a man and capable of reading check out “Guns, Germs, and Steel” by Jared Diamond.
If you’re just a fuckwit female playing some obvious game of deception, you should stick to Love Novels while you vomit your food in the latrine.
July 11th, 2007 at 10:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@SotS, Diamond is a relativist twit. His book is pretty weak. If you want, I can suggest others.
As ‘WhitesAreBetterThanBlacks’ said
Ok, you’ve started with the swearing. I shall feel free to reciprocate, if need be.
Gospel. Jazz. Rock and Roll. Rap. Hip-Hop. Fucking Dancing. Dancing. You know that thing you do when you try to move your legs to music but your feet are glued to the floor?
Dancing. You know, like they talk about in Ecclesiastes?
You, sir, are a racist piece of trash, and I’m rising to the bait. I suspect you’re someone baiting this site, simply trying to post racist garbage so as to later condemn this site.
[quote]I’ll tell you what: Nothing. Nada. Nope. Zilch. Us whites have built every damn thing that is good and worthwhile.[/quote]
White people deserve a heck of a lot of credit. They’ve done cool stuff. Awesome, superfantastic stuff. But if you want to say you listen to Satchmo and never cry, then, well, you have no soul. And I don’t even want to know you.
[quote]Expand your circle of truth. Embrace your heritage.[/quote]
I’ve European and African heritage. I embrace both. I honor my ancestors. Given what I know of human evolution, I suspect you don’t do the same.
-wolfe
July 12th, 2007 at 12:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 3045d643dbec4
Whoa… this website is impressive. You guys are all incredibly manly. Way to go with this.
By which I mean, you’re being total idiots. And you accuse women of seeing things as black and white? You insist that men are better than women unequivocally, call women hopeless and stupid, and then claim that they wouldn’t understand the subtleties of your argument. There isn’t a whole lot of nuance there, guys. I understand that you think women need to be ruled because they can’t take care of themselves, but there are plenty of them out there right now doing a perfectly good job. I’m perfectly willing to agree that there are some ABYSMALLY stupid women in the world, who only care about clothes and gossip and giving their midnight-snack sized dogs stupid fucking gourmet dog treats. But they are not the standard for the gender. And for people that claim to see the intricacies of argument, you sure are missing the fact that there’s a scale here - there are plenty of smart and capable women on par with men. There are also a bunch of idiotic men that are on par with the most stupid women.
Oh, wait. You guys are making a pretty good showing of that, aren’t you?
And by the way - although this will probably just cause all of you to scream “AD HOMINEM” and ignore everything else I’ve just said - your website design sucks ass. I could design a better one in my sleep, with just a copy of Dreamweaver.
July 12th, 2007 at 1:25 am - IP Man-Hash: e228f37645abe
>> Gospel. Jazz. Rock and Roll. Rap. Hip-Hop.
You\’ve got to be kidding me. This is your race\’s contribution to civilization? Gimme a break. Go back to Africa and take \’em all back with you.
>> You, sir, are a racist
Not at all. I\’m just proud of my gender and my race. You obviously can\’t tell the difference.
>> piece of trash
Interesting. Do you actually have anything of value to say? Can your puny miscegenated brain come up with coherent arguments at all?
>> I suspect you’re someone baiting this site, simply trying
>> to post racist garbage so as to later condemn this site
I condemn no one. It\’s not in my job description. I simply speak truth at a time of political correctness run amok, countering the criminal Black Agenda with true White Power.
- WhitesAreBetterThanBlacks
July 12th, 2007 at 2:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 9604615ec560b
I’ll match whatever Dick’s willing to wager. If you’re having trouble with the numbers, that brings us to $2000. And unless you’re a stripper or a prostitute there’s no way you’re making $1000 a day. If you’re going to lie about your income to people you don’t know on the internet at least make it something believable.
So what you say Sarah? And stop running and hiding like a bitch. Thats manly Dan, manly. I salute you.
July 12th, 2007 at 2:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772
Nope, you’re just a cunt who thinks that she’s brilliant for lying.
Yeah, you’re fucking amazing. Way to shoot down any pathetic point you were trying to make in the first place at a forum where you don’t belong.
Unlike racism, gender is a condition inherent in all cultures and civilizations. Now run along, dearie, it’s time for man-talk. Man-talk will be over by next week, and then you can come along and make ask about it.
July 12th, 2007 at 2:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772
I’m sorry, I didn’t get past the idiot part. I thought you were trying to make a point for a second there, but sorry, ya lost me.
If you want to get someone to do what you want, you never, never go at it like a girl. If you stumble in with a bitchy attitude and no manners whatsoever, you will find yourself on your ass right outside where you started with a slap on your ass.
I have a feeling this cunt is the same cunt who thinks that wearing a halter-top instantly makes any man so interested in her as that some of her appeal as rape-fodder rubs off into the intellectual and professional department.
Sorry, no. The in-crowd just wants to get you drunk and grope you while you’re passed out, darling. And they do.
July 12th, 2007 at 4:11 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@Alex, sorry I missed your response when I posted yesterday.
Good, the rational Alex. (there were two or three posting, and at least one couldn’t write and never made any sense. You were quite different.)
I had and have a lot of respect for your opinion, though I don’t always agree with it. You seem to have come to view this site far more darkly than you did in the past.
Yes! That’s the entire point. Contrast. Judgment.
Oh? Does he speak that way of his mother? Look up what he says explicitly about her. Yes, yes, I know you can pull out a thousand quotes as “All women are xxx”. But what does he explicitly say about one woman?
This is a bit hard to deal with because I’m laughing.
Look. This is a website. Dick does his thing.
It’s the “men are better than women dot com” website, not the “say nice things about women” website.
It presents a remarkably clear and cohesive attitude.
It’s not an attitude that is fair or nice to individual women, and most women that I’ve come to know well, I discourage them from posting here. Because they won’t be treated terribly fairly.
If I believed that Dick hated women, I wouldn’t be here. This is the “men are better than women” site not the “women are hated” site. To (again) steal a line from Dick, I think snickers bars are better than carrot juice. Doesn’t mean I hate carrot juice.
I don’t like the slurs that many people use on this site. I don’t like referring to women as wh*res, b*tches or c*nts. There are definitely some slurs Dick uses that I don’t like, though I can’t think of which ones at the moment. But to me it’s a bit like HBO. There will be strong language that you may not like. Doesn’t mean The Sopranos (or whatever) isn’t a good show.
And of course he expresses no shade of gray. Nuance isn’t done here.
If you want nuance, go read engendertruth.com. Or maybe even wolfesmusings.com.
Or start your own blog and post why you don’t like Dick. Or his ideas.
-wolfe
July 12th, 2007 at 4:25 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@Whites
My race? I’m a human, sir. A cheerful member of mankind. Whether or not you are is yet to be determined.
Talking with you is strangely like talking with a woman.
And why should one be proud of either? One should be proud of one’s own achievements, certainly. But to be proud of the color of one’s skin? That suggests a very deep pathology. To be proud of one’s genital arrangements? That suggests a very deep narcissism.
I’m certainly happy to be a man, and happy to be what I am. But proud because of some genetics? No. Proud only of what I’ve achieved.
Ha! Some think I can.
We can certainly agree on that much.
Anyway, build up a canon of work such as a couple of thousand posts and perhaps two hundred blog posts for us to judge. Then we can compare and contrast my thinking and yours.
Or you can continue as you are… an effeminate troll.
-wolfe