Excuse Me, Waiter. I’ve Got A Woman in my Technology.
The reason 20th century women have entered technology in shrew-nosed flocks isn’t because “oppression” ended. Socrates and Magellan were killed because they were interested in science. That’s the worst kind of oppression: oppression of men.
Death by hemlock and spear is also more oppression than any woman has ever been subject to.
Women love baking and cleaning. How is making them do it being oppressive? It’s like sending a disobedient child to his room with a crate of Twinkies, a keg of Cherry Coke, and more video games then God.
At some point in the past twenty years, men decided it would be hilarious to tell women smarts were attractive. The mirror over my bed isn’t a magic mirror. It doesn’t reflect cleverness. Don’t tell that to women in technology though! It would break their nerdy little hearts.
Women in the 50’s were dumber than dirt. If you gave a 50’s cavewoman access to a modern washing machine, she would probably try to cram her baby into it because it “looked like fun” and that way she could “wash the kid and the clothes at the same time”. Irresponsible to say the least.
The selection of remotes on display in any random household media room would melt the mind of a 50’s woman.
That’s actually the most brilliant thing man has ever done: manventing the relay-race, HAL-deactivating clusterfuck that is the modern television remote control. It’s getting to the point that if I want to watch TV in a strange man’s house, I am forced to grab remotes at random and press buttons in an exaggeratedly humorous way until the man of the house intervenes.
‘That’s how women do it,’ I say. Of course I’m right.
Today, women are given a choice in role models. They can act like grown up versions of themselves, like Paris Hilton or Hilary Clinton. In other words, drunken amateur pornographers who don’t have the self-respect or dignity to kick their cheating men to the curb — also Hilary Clinton has cankles. Or little girls can follow the role models men have created for them. Dora the Explorer works. Kim Possible also works. Not all women are Mexicans — unfortunately.
Helper monkeys are great, but they don’t cost you your house when you trade them in for a Roomba.
Modern women are entering technology because men told them it was sexy. Their brains still don’t function as poorly as they never did. That hasn’t changed. No woman invented algebra. But women did invent the Girl Scouts, an organization whose main source of revenue is guilting and beguiling family, friends, and shoppers into buying their shitty cookies. Only two or three of Girl Scout cookies are any good. The rest are shit. They know that, but they pad your order with them anyway like they’re doing you a favor.
If I wanted any Shortbreads, I probably would have put a fucking mark in the box. I’m a man. I can read.
Thanks to us men, women can now calculate how much sexier having a “brain” makes them. Unfortunately, all their calculations take the form of obnoxious proselytizing, annoying self-promotion, and deceptive recruitment practices.
Women in technology are like the KKK. They’re always looking for new members.
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July 8th, 2007 at 9:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 44291148e4da3
I wish you many, many children.
July 8th, 2007 at 10:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: f30c247ceb640
Dick,
You have once again spoken true wisdom. The proof? Well I give you the one and only Laura L. Callahan, PhD., who did her dissertation on Information Systems Technology, and minored in Cuntology. Think I’m kidding? Decide for yourself –– you can’t make this shit up.
http://www.reason.com/news/show/36443.html
July 9th, 2007 at 8:46 am - IP Man-Hash: df44e435a7a4c
you will always speak the way of the wise, men have always done better and always will with things, like that dreadful movie my super exgirl friend when guys are super heroes they do a good job trying to win the heart after a women broke up (which also make women lesser, the man has powers what more do you want) instead she uses them to get what she wants
July 9th, 2007 at 11:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
Interesting you mentioned Paris Hilton Dick. I read something on MSN.com that said it was all because they had gotten fame young and it went to their heads.
For instance, the female actor from the classic film ‘Lassie’ OD’d on drugs later on.
July 9th, 2007 at 6:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: b5cd9b2867825
women are weak and mild.
July 9th, 2007 at 6:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: e4335652e42df
Um…dunno if I’d call them mild….
July 9th, 2007 at 9:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4ad3cb4869e20
What the hell? this site is a pile of crap, women are not fucking weak jerkoff.
Jesus christ stop bitching about women it seems to me all you guys are doing is proving that the people behind this website (and those who take part in the ‘bad joke’ pokes on the women societ)y are nothing but people with nothing (or no-one in the more likely case) better to do.
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July 9th, 2007 at 10:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772
Says the whore.
July 9th, 2007 at 10:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: d24dd61108133
Whoops, Sierra! Shaming language! Naughty naughty.
Dick, you should start a counter for every time shaming language gets used on this site by someone who couldn’t come up with anything else.
July 9th, 2007 at 10:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 27820ae317b9e
Thats odd, because I thought that many studies have shown that women’s bodies are less muscular than men’s.
Then again, your exellent rhretoric sure is convincing.
Try proving or backing up your statements. And not swearing?
Why? Because you say so? Are you used to people catering to your every whim?
Or perhaps you cannot prove Dick, or anyone here, wrong.
So you resort to the usual shame and flame campaign, as evidenced here:
Of course, you are wrong. Leave the thinking to the men.
And the punctuation too. Your message would look better if you did.
You are good at the negative generalizations and pathetic attempts at shaming though. Keep using those. Just not here.
Besides, it is a good idea to write “society)” instead of “societ)y”. Less intelligent readers (who most likely did not read the front page properly, or they would not be reading this) might find your post confusing to read.
And of course, you put in the sexual angle.
Why are all women so horny, that they must always bring up sex in their otherwise brilliant swearing and cussing?
I will answer that myself: Because it is the only thing they can use to control men. So they abuse their sexuality and sexually related shaming attacks in a pathetic bid for power over things they have no right to stick their noses in. What men say, for example.
(By the way, if anyone wants to discuss this matter further, send me a PM in the forums. I am very interested in this specific topic.)
Unfortuately, you threw your sexual remarks in the wrong crowd, woman.
I do not know any persons here who would bend to your will because of shaming.
Sorry, I kind of ranted off there, but my point was this:
You are only on this site because Dick has the generosity not to ban your IP. So behave.
July 10th, 2007 at 2:55 am - IP Man-Hash: ad48bc869048e
…What?
I think I’m lost. You say that women suck and should stay out of technology, and that’s it. There’s no proof…no contextual evidence, no unbiased theories, no…nothing.
Did i miss something?
If you’re going to try to say that women are dumbasses who don’t deserve to see the light of day, can you at least provide some evidence?
Eh, you have your opinion, and that’s fine. It’s still a little weak on the “proof to convince you” angle though.
July 10th, 2007 at 3:35 am - IP Man-Hash: ad48bc869048e
Also, reading the top ten reasons men are better than women, reason numer eight states that “If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out.”
Now, this apathetic nature suggests that if something is wrong, men don’t sit and complain, they pick up with their lives and move on, not to waste valuable time as talked about in number four. But doesn’t this website show some sort of contradiction? I mean, you’re sitting here discussing why women suck and shouldn’t do things that men do. That’s not really picking up and moving on with life really…
July 10th, 2007 at 4:32 am - IP Man-Hash: de55713197a6e
The Patriachy is rallying men who have been oppressed by feminism or women. This website is the bastion of truth and the the gathering of the remnants of free men.
Still, what you say bears truth. Feel free to clarify your opinions; they will be duly answered.
July 10th, 2007 at 4:34 am - IP Man-Hash: ea146503678a7
Perhaps you should pick up and move off this site. All the proof we need about women sucking at technology can be seen everyday. I can’t count the number of times I’ve seen women go apeshit because I’ve minimised a window trying to help them with something. While I’m busy trying to un-fuckup some nonsense they’ve done, they’re there screaming their heads off “YOU STUPID ASSHOLE, I DIDN’T SAVE! I HOPE YOU SAVED IT BEFORE YOU CLOSED IT! YOU BETTER HAD, YOU DUMBASS! YOU’VE LOST ALL MY WORK!”
July 10th, 2007 at 4:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 0432a0d0de2f7
By the way women are GOOD at technology. You are just jealous cos u are a lousy git
July 10th, 2007 at 5:02 am - IP Man-Hash: d8dfaf3496c8b
You are just obstinate and bias. Women have invented shit with technology, women are unable to even utilise 50% of a computer’s functon (myspace and messenger doesnt count bitch). Seriously, prove that women are good or your premise doesnt stand. The tons of anecdotes and proof in computer science classes dominated by men show that women SUCK at technology.
And jealous? That is a retarded way of phrasing an/your insult but whatever swings your arm. You are what…? 12? Moron.
July 10th, 2007 at 6:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 34e79a91c334d
This website is utterly bizarre. Categorising ALL women as technologically illiterate is preposterous. Since I attended Cambridge University, In England, I happen to have many exceptionally intellectual female acquaintances that excel the mental capabilities of every man I have ever met. Furthermore, for your information, I have a first class honours degree in Computer Science, along with a master’s degree. Endeavour to inform me now that we women ‘know nothing about technology’. I can most undoubtedly assure you, the fool who wrote this article, that I, personally, have greater knowledge concerning technology.
July 10th, 2007 at 6:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 0432a0d0de2f7
Well actually mansvoice god created adam and then he thought I can do better than that so he created eve. Women are an UPDATED version of men. wo-men see? SO FUCK OFF MANSVOICE BEFORE I RIP YOUR FACE OFF U FUCKING CUNT!!!