Men Are Better Than Women…In Bed
Every time I piss a woman off by being especially profound, and every time I get a piece of hate mail, it starts with the same thing.
“Good luck getting laid, you gay jerk!”
Why is it that women never threaten to take away a meaningful relationship or a decent conversation? Or at least a conversation that doesn’t need a new type of punctuation invented to be properly transcribed.
Apparently, when I say all women are whores, I’m a “gay jerk?, but when women say it (or imply it in this case), they’re making the world a better place through name calling.
As I recall from my Women’s Studies classes at Bar University, being a jerk does not earn you a seat at the virgin table. Women treat assholes like rockstars and community college professors. They’ll do anything except show up on time and keep their mouths shut to get a piece.
Secondly, men are better at having sex with women than women are at having sex with men. Say that ten times fast — while you’re having sex.
If I don’t get laid, it’s the woman’s loss, not mine. It’s all women’s loss. What the fuck else are they going to talk about during Ladies Night? Their hopes and dreams? Isn’t that the same thing?
In order to determine which gender is the better cocksperson, we would need to ask some sort of half-man, half-woman bisexual type of creature — like something out of a Greek tragedy. Well call me Awesomecles because I have determined the answer exactly except without any of the gay sex.
Men fuck for our own benefits. Women fuck to please men. If women knew anything about economics, other than that they don’t understand them for shit, they would realize that the best way to do anything is selfishly.
The Old Man in the Sea wasn’t written to satisfy a contractual obligation or a quota. Neither was Cat Scratch Fever. And the pyramids weren’t built for the fuck of it.
Remember that movie where Sean Connery says “You’re the man now dog”. The point of that movie is that greatness comes from a desire to please yourself. And that includes sex.
Bill Gates is one selfish motherfucker. He has an unquenchable thirst for philanthropy. He’s so fucking selfish that he’s thrown away billions of dollars just to satisfy this insane lust for giving.
All men fuck like we’re Bill Gates.
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no no ALL women have wide-hips. Its part of their biology.
Don’t believe go look in a mirror.
“In reality these a rhinosaurous hips whos climax is equivilant to that of a catepilla jizzing when you squash it.”
Were you paralyzed by some massive hips during sex or something?
Sounds like the only experience with a woman you have had could eat my mass 12 times over.
women here feel the need to express their sexuality as if it’s something speacial or as if there still little nymphettes (which they most definatley are NOT) (Lolita pg. 153)
In reality these a rhinosaurous hips whos climax is equivilant to that of a catepilla jizzing when you squash it.
I am love sex
That’s hot…
I really suck in bed thats no joke, i mean i just lay there unless im told otherwise.
Oh and sucking a dick that just gave me anal.
Giving doggy blowjobs while i was having the anal.
and having them wipe my saliver off on my tits.
right before getting me to spread my legs to cunt punt me out their front door without clothes.
I love sex ^_^
their – sorry was too horny to concentrate
The key phrase here that no one seems to have asked about is “unless i’m told otherwise”, curious if you can elaborate? Regardless, I think that one of the biggest problems everyone, male or female; preference irrelavent, can be somed up in one sentence. Spend less time with what other people are doing and more time with what YOU are doing. I’ve been called every name in the book, i’ve heard every insult from guys and girls and, although it rarely actually never happens now, it doesn’t effect me. Stop letting other people fuck with you. there are so many beautiful men and women (I’m straight fyi), so many options; stop blaming men and stop blaming women or whatever other group. If you keep going out with bitches or assholes, don’t blame them. Take some fucking responsibility, look yourself in the mirror and figure out why you keep going out with them and stop fucking doing it. you are not a victim, stop feeling sorry for yourself and man up (or woman up)
I’m mostly fucking around, but I’m sexually submissive so sexually i do as I’m told and I’m not only fine with that it is my preference.
I totally agree about taking responsibility for one’s own actions, and when it comes to relationships you usually only get what you put in. If you’re an arse you can’t expect a female to commit, or actually give a shit about you -sure she might fuck you- but that just speaks for the quality of the person, if you want a decent girl you are going to have to be decent to her, kinda common sense.
Likewise if u wanna keep a good guy don’t sleep around ya dumb bitch lol.
That all depends on your definition of “decent.” Women don’t respect nice guys. In fact, most men are actually nice, they just learn to hide it because experience has taught them this very lesson. Of course, this goes hand-in-hand with the “be yourself” myth. Being yourself only works if you’re naturally kind of a dick.
That’s what women are really drawn to. They want men who don’t need them because they want what they can’t have. And since women are insecure, they strive to gain validation through men who don’t approve of them the way they are. I just spent half a year trying to get a relationship off the ground with a girl that I’d had some history with. I was supportive, patient and kind. And you know what happened? She let me go for an ex that said he didn’t like her personality.
This has or will happen to every guy at least once, and then repeatedly until he learns to not be nice. This is how women train men. Men have to act like arses if they want women to want them because women force us to play this game. If it was up to men, we’d be straightforward and nice because it would be a lot easier. And still women complain about a behavior in men that they perpetuate. The proof is this: if being a dick didn’t work, men wouldn’t be doing it. Guys don’t treat women poorly because it keeps them from getting laid. The end justifies the means. And frankly, men don’t want to be lonely either. If we have to learn to be pricks to avoid this, we will.
I am sexually attracted to people that treat me badly, i just refuse as a person to be with a person like that.
WE CAN BE FEMINIST’S & FEMINIST’S ARE GOOD FOR THE WORLD!
YOU LOSERS HATE WOMEN WITH RIGHTS BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT WE
HAVE THE POWER TO TAKE AWAY YOUR MAN FROM YOUR GAY ASSES!
Why don’t you and all your feminists bitches go start another world someplace else? No man is going to want your ass, so you might as well kiss-off and leave.
feminism is not good for the world, it has been devastating for the world and for women, hence there are more women suffering from depression, living unhappy and miserable making other people miserable also
@Young(1)F hates sexism: You have been brainwashed by feminism and the feminist shit bags who spew that trash- “women=men”. You’re still very young and still in school, so Dick and the men on this site are a hell of a lot smarter and have more experience than you. So, it would be wise if you accepted the fact that men are just plain better than women.
I hope you are not as dumb as some of the repulsive feminists who frequent this site, by saying this is a “woman hating” site. The fact is, feminists know men are better than women, so they demand priveleged rights or priveleged opportunities and play the “victim”, calling all men rapists and wife beaters. Feminists are cowards and know females cant compete with men, so they employ all these lame tactics. Feminist bitches encourage all the wrong things like homosexuality and child abuse. The same scum comes on this site everyday and accuse men of being “gays”. Most of the men on this site dont hate women in the least and are attracted to them, so dont blame us for defending ourselves and not agreeing with the feminist bitches like pussy males. Real women respect and submit to their men and its always: Men lead, women follow. So, here’s to hoping you don’t turn into a repulsive, man-hating feminist with shit for brains.
I dont hate men, but in reallity, due to the lack of humour to this site, the actual logical discussions and proper debates this does look like a hate site.
so they demand priveleged rights or priveleged opportunities and play the “victim”
I would be just as angry at priveleged rights or priveleged opportunities then i would be about not having the right to try due to gender.
Females are like most of what is in the article above. however not all are, I for one am, i find assholes very attractive but that also does not mean that i cant hold a job on equal footing to a massive portion of males either
One point is reversed in the article though.
Statistiscally speaking when discribing sex
Males:”the sex was great last night i made her cum 5 times”
Females”the sex was great last night he made me cum 5 times”
Psychologically the majority of men “get off” on pleasing a female, they certainly dont boast about cumming after 5 seconds.
The problem with this site is it encourages men to make females submit, it encourages males to essentially, objectify females as nothing but tools, if this site was for nothing but humour it would be fine, but it is currently more then that, and potentially damaging.
Not wanting females to abuse their stance under the pretence of past opression? fine, i would even support you. Trying to put us on our knees to serve under you? regardless of reward, id castrate you
You’re an idiot – pure and simple.
This feels familiar…
If your abilities and talents lend themselves to ‘service’ then SERVE and be excellent at what you do.
Contribute would be more accurate terminology.
alina i have respect for you, you speak your mind without all the hate!
Im too lazy to hate
As usual, just about everything women do is concerted (notice the word “con” there) and phony, aimed at getting attention. They think a lousy “act” and stupid put-on “sexy” grin (um, NOT sexy ladies) will turn a man on. Heehee haha! They’ve been looking at too much stuff on the internet or watching too many movies.
Nevermind that women are so out of shape, even the ones that think they’re in shape, that they are simply not physically able to understand the meaning of “tango”.
And guys, you are supposed to worship these self-proclaimed “goddesses” and please THEM above all things and thoroughly enjoy their awkward silly attempts at intimacy! :)- Heehee.
Simply put, they have no heart, so how could they be good at lovemaking?
Well, lets face it this women is better then men gig is probably getting you RICH so of COURSE you are going to totally get laid. DUH!
Gay jerk.
Wow, OK.
There’s nothing wrong with gay people. What did they do to them? I don’t think that’s very fair to judge the gays like that.
‘Good luck getting laid, you gay jerk!?’
Feminists want men to stop viewing females as sexual objects. Maybe they should talk to their own gender on this subject?
im just gonna blast this guy.
forget this..
no more DICK MASTERSON no more PROBLEMS.
you just want attention so the media can turn to an
idiot like youu. thats all buddy if you obviously didnt get
girls then.. you DEFINITELY arent gonna get them now :]
smart fagget. go play with some guys.
And what are you gonna do loco- lokito? Like pass a loud and smelly fart???
Dude I think he gets that. If a guy really wants to “get girls” he just has to tell them exactly what they want to hear. No problem.
excuse me sir…. but uh lmaoo.
i suggest if you ever in your life
decide that you want a GIRL to be in your life
or to even get laid… i suggest you go to
a country a butfuck village where no one
knows you there im sure you might have a
CHANCE IF YOU KEEP YOUR UGLY GLASSES ON YOU FREAK.
your disgusting and everytime i see your face i wanna die.
NASTY ASS FOO go get some gummy bears enjoy your life instead of hating on fucking women. siktir
Sweety I think he gets that. If a guy really wants to “get girls? he just has to tell them exactly what they want to hear. You girls like that more. But this website isn’t about hating women , or lying to you to get laid. That’s why you’re not allowed here.
Cheers.
Sweety I think he gets that. If a guy really wants to “get girls? he just has to tell them exactly what they want to hear. You girls like that more. But this website isn’t about hating women , or lying to you to get laid. That’s why you’re not allowed here.
Cheers.
Truer word never spoken. The way to chicks is words and confidence and when you’re a megalomaniac chauvinist who can compile a sentence like this Dick fellow can you’re bound to be able to get laid as easily as ordering a pizza ( provided he doesn’t make loud about this place, but you never know, some chicks might even find it appealing).
I dont think so
I tire of a cocky attitude quickly, also dick mustache and tacky sunnies are the worlds biggest turn off.
That’s a lie. Sunnies like that propelled served Tom Cruise (top gun) and Leonardo (The Aviator) just fine.
Stop LYING to yourself and everyone around you.
You tire of a cocky attitude??
YOUR VERY PRESENCE HERE AND INABILITY TO STAY AWAY PROVES YOU’RE A LYING FRAUD.
Fuck off, insect.
whore: Good name btw Sarah, so fuck off then.
I’ve NEVER done anything to deserve this kind of representation…I don’t understand why you think these things about ALL women. Of course there are some who cheat, lie, marry for money, and all the other things you accuse us of doing, but I’ve never cheated, and I frankly don’t care about the kind of car or how much money my boyfriend has.
Once there was a person caught by kanibals. The person was waiting for his turn to be eaten. One kanibal apprached the person and said – Do you know that not all kanibals are like this I mean not all of us actually like the taste of human meat, I for ex prefer chicken.
What the fuck are you talking about. Are you comparing women to cannibals (please learn to spell)? You have issues.
Yes, whimmin are essentially cannibals. They tear their own kind apart for the amusement of a dominant few without regard for decency or human dignity.
Men, on the other hand, build one another up so we all grow as people and become part of something greater than ourselves. Ever heard of “Brothers in arms”?
“Sisterhood” has no comparable creed, other than that of some “traveling pants”.
Men are better than whimmin at pants.
so psiros the pissflap have you found yourself a new wife – our are you still crying over the last one?
Just as the jetsam from a backed-up toilet in a flood of anti-male laws comes to haunt a man a second time, so do the wayward whimmin, if only to see if, like a cannibal, they left any “meat on the bone,” from the first time.
KeepThePissflapDown,Gentlemen
frankly the entire human race has something wrong with them, women and men, both genders when debating this topic! I guess that some people will find me totally wrong… but it is true.. and comment whatever you want…
Honestly, honestly…this whole website is like this, but most of this is just so steotypical of women. I mean some women are like that yes, but not all. I think Dick can say whatever he likes, but as long as there are rational people out here who won’t turn the world back into a man>women world. There’s nothing he can do about it, he may have a way with words but he is never going to be able to change the fact of what is right, and wrong. Women = Men and the sooner he understands that the better.
i bet your fat…fat women pretend to have this mentality because they are not attractive enough to get away with whoring themselves out to get they want…you do give a fuck what your bf drives and the amount of cash he can afford to waste on your worthless ass…your just to fat to say it
Let yourself believe whatever you want, you have tunnel vision. Far to stupid to see the reality of things. Girls can make their own damn money, not all of us are from fucking Hollywood and are narcasstisc enough to think good looks should provide us with money. The human brain isnt driven for money but survival, our CULTURE makes us who we are, so the longing for money stems from those values. Your stupid Dick Master (sounds like a gay dominatrix) has the same greed, goes around flashing his book for what? MONEY. GOD you are all literally idiotic redneck fools. BTW I LOVE how this site says women are soo superficial, YET the reasons guys are better than girls is in fact superficial. AND you judge women on their appearance!!!!!!!So YOU are superficial. Many philosophers like Plato said “ignorance comes from those with false knowledge based on judging something apon appearance.” You guys are doing the SAME DAMN THING BUT ARE TOOO BLIND TO SEE THAT!!!!! If you really believe that some humans are better than others, judge based on skin deep factors such as IQ, drive and personality. If your truly ignorant enough to believe superfical factors shape things like IQ, then according to eugenics im better than you despite the fact im a “female.”
I would explain the joke, I find it a lot more entertaining to watch you struggle.
i hope you can stay that way although it is very unlikely erosion will
eventually change you slowly but certainly
ohia… im a gay Guy and this really turns me on!! its true guys are better in beddd i love it coz men have penis !!! anal sex is the best :) honestly you probs dont have any chance of getting laid by a chick but with guys on the other hand !!! woo woo mind you comin from my point of view penis rule. i hate women !! atro here is the biggest cunt in the world women should stay in the kitchen with their legs spread at all time tht’s all their honestly only good for mating/ making babies !!! “i just love man anal” gayyy pride i had sex with a girl once it put me off so i switched to dick n balls !!! i gurgle my boy friends cum my mouth is now a sperm bank!!! :) give me a call xoxox
love you lots n lots astro !!!
uhhh “lovely”
LMAO dick, i fuck to please ME not my man :) and it works for both of us.
I BET THERE ARE MORE WOMEN ON THIS SITE THAN MEN LOL
i fuck to please ME not my man :)
Typical. Selfish. Fucking. Woman.
I wish the women who posted here weren’t so fucking stupid. Seriously, girls. This website proves that there are still plenty of misogynists out there just dying for an excuse to say women are too stupid and emotional to be anywhere but the kitchen. So please, my fellow sistas, use spellcheck! You’re making us all look bad.
And saying sistas makes you look even worse.
It’s almost good many modern women aren’t in the kitchen. They’d surely end up lighting it on fire.
You cunt are so pathetic! Can you believe how stupid these bitches are. On your knees bitches!
Sure, generalizing is not typically the way to go but, before you decide to comment. you really should re-read your post before submitting it.
One of the base arguments on this site is that women are opportunistic whores who only care about money and status and will fuck whatever they have to to get it, or even be close to it.
This is the line that fucks your rebuttle: “i wouldnt condem man kind completly because of them for example jimi hendrix was a god! quentin terrentino is awsome”. Why is Jimi Hendrix a God? Why is Quentin Tarantino awesome? I’d bet you don’t (or didn’t in Jimi’s case) know either of them personally so who are you to comment on the type of person they are? Oh.. That’s right… You do know one thing about them – they are (were) rich and famous. I would also bet that you wouldn’t hesitate to take either of their cocks wherever they damn well told you to take it too.
Also, and I’m going to lose man points for this I’m sure, but I do agree that some men can be as stupid as women, however, in their defense, chances are they’ve gone retarded due to some stupid petty, unappreciative, nagging bitch who won’t shut the fuck up.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
I really do wonder what u think about rape….??
Why do you guys seriously hate women? Just because you guys came around a couple of women who are bitches doesn’t mean the rest of the population is!
Correction, the ENTIRE population is and we still don’t hate women. That means men are better than women.
you will have to prove it
Nice try. You don’t walk into a room full of men who don’t want you there and say “prove it”. Are you fucking crazy? You don’t have to answer that.
Check out menarebetterthanwomen.com Marie, you’ll find all the proof you need.