Women Want To Fuck Squid
Women are as adventurous with their culinary tastes as waiting in line for a ski lift — a ski lift that leads to the DMV.
Would the lady care for some calamari this evening?
Ew, gross! It’s squid!
How about some veal?
Ew, gross! I care more about baby cows than I do about the African children who mined these diamond earrings!
And everyone knows it.
Women hate to eat anything new. They hate to try anything new as well. That’s where the phrase “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks” comes from. They’re talking about women.
Ever wonder why no one has invented a new sexual position in a thousand years? It’s because women won’t try them out and won’t pass them on. I’ve invented three myself, but they’ll die with me because the women I’ve tried them with said they were “stupid” and “uncomfortable”.
I’ll tell you what’s “stupid” and “uncomfortable”; going to a Married With Children Series Finale wrap party and have your date walk up to Griff saying, “Oh my god! You’re the cop aren’t you!”
No, honey. He’s just black.
Oysters, calamari, snails, and other gross delicacies are great appetizers precisely because they’re gross. Grossness is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Why do you think women are so in love with French men? It’s not because French men are romantic. They talk like they have marbles in their fucking mouths. Is the teacher from the Peanuts cartoons romantic? No.
French men are disgusting. And that makes them irresistible to women.
All the French get 200 Man Points for that. I don’t know what the conversion rate for Man Points is these days, but if I recall correctly, whoever belongs to the country currently at war gets the multiplier.
La guerre est masculin.
Aphrodisiac is a Greek word for something that kick-starts a woman’s dormant sexual desires to fuck a football team and lands them right in your lap. While you and I, as men, look at squid, oysters, and all creatures on Earth as food, women see everything as a sexual Rorschach. It’s how God made them.
Sea creatures, and by extension sea food, arouse women’s sexual fantasies. That’s why they won’t eat them.
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Must be why they dont eat horse or dog too then ;)
i fine a serious woman for make a big sex partie and i am a professionnel. or a woamn for make my life.
I stumbled here on accident and cant believe what Im reading. You men in here are so full of hatred towards women. What the hell happened to you? If I worked for the FBI this is the first place Id come looking for suspects in crimes against women! On the other hand, Thank heaven for idiots like yourselves. All women want to get laid , they all have needs. It doesnt sound like you women haters have ever, or even know how to please a woman! Making love (SEX) begins in the morning. I dont mean waking up with your morning wood and forcing yourself on her for your 2 minute nightmare. Complimenting her, caressing her, tending to her needs, telling her how beautiful she is, filling that hole in her heart that every woman has. When the time comes for foreplay and sex ,cover her from head to toe, learn that body and how to make every inch of it tingle. Call me a pussy, call me a suck ass, call me what you will… BUT- Remember this! Ive never met a woman that didnt Love Sex! The next one Im with might be yours and thats gonna make it so much easier to please her!
@Lance
Every man knows that sex starts in the morning.. and how to please a woman so her body shivers.. cos it has been said like billion of times…
On the side note – how are you gonna learn how to do that if not having the experience with many women???
The point is however – that there is nothing being said NOWHERE how a woman should, please, apprach, even think in the right way of a man…
Matriarchal Matrix even says to women that it’s cool and correct to not give a SHIT or a RATS ASS about what a man wants.
That’s funny, cos apparenty what a man wants and what a woman wants is exactly the same.
Lance, go back to getting pussy whipped, bring your wallet for her long term use.
On spot. Women hate sex. They fuck, of course, but they hate it. Deeply inside they hate the fact they have to trade it for things they are unable to create or get by themselves. And that is exactly the reason why they hate men – like the bitches commenting here. Get lost, witches. You have nothing to say or give to the world.
Have Some respect for women for gods sake a woman brought u into this world didnt she maybe if u realized tht there is more to life than no strings sex onthe first date sex women would actually tak interest in you your right, you are a dick
Dick, your mother is a whore.
Your mother is a whore too.
EVERY woman has negotiated with her vagina in a personal relationship, marriage, or as a job.
That makes her –>> a “whore”.
• “I will not have sex unless he takes me out 3 times first”.
• “I will not have sex until he tells me he loves me”.
• “Fix the bathroom tiles or there will be no nookie for you tonight”.
Being a whore isn’t about fucking everybody,
A WHORE IS ABOUT NOT FUCKING ….
UNTILL SHE GETS SOMETHING ELSE.
Now fuck off, WHORE.
Say hi to your whore Mother for me.
Chris, have you read Kierkegaard’s “The Banquet”? It’s an incredible insight into women’s personalities – or the lack of them. I found a text of it:
http://members.optushome.com.au/davidquinn000/Banquet01.htm
If you don’t want to read the whole thing, read the part at the bottom called – “The speech of John the seducer”
The seducer guy is quite similar to you – a man who knows women like a book, but still has sex with them.
Noted!
Thanks.
YES. I have already read that before thanks to one of you guys here. There was another brilliant essay I found which was a great read….. maybe I am confusing the two.
Anyway. thanks for the links.
1. It’s pretty interesting that you have a category called “Myths and Lores” because just about every idea you commit to the internet deserves to be in that category.
2. We don’t like fish because it smells like assholes who have yeast infection in their cocks. Assholes like you.
3. If war is masculine, then why is the word feminine? Learn some French before you contradict yourself further, idiot.
ah okay,to point 1.
he’s prooven it,so whats wrong?
read the blue and black part of this site,it’s kept easy to even give bitches like you the opportunity to read it,even though you’re not allowed to be here.whatever.
2.
as always,you seem to be able to NOTHING.
absolutely nothing…
fish is very healthy,read it up!
is it our fault if you stick it into your asshole before eating it?
i dont think so.
to 3.
you should know yourself that this is absolute bullshit.
i hope you don’t want to start comparing words in different languages now,because thats simply childish,but what do i have to expect from you as a women?you know the answer yourself.
I saw men fuck trees…
I’m sorry, I’m balls deep in a sweet piece of ass right now, but I’ll get back to you on that fucking trees hullabaloo.
Naw. The f’ing pie thing got out of hand too….
I guess you cannot accept reality, or you are deeply repressed.
I know people who do these things, but of course when my cousin fucked my my size barbie, I didn’t really see it.
I’m sorry, you want in? Too bad.
Want in what?
These women just get more and more stupid as their comments go on…Its ridiculous and makes all women look even worse. I myself am a woman, and I agree 100% with everything Dick says, women are life drainers.
I myself am fighting against the natural instincts I have, and trying to pretty much bitch slap women everywhere to wake the hell up and stop being manipulative whores…Which of course will never happen, and as each generation passes they just get worse and worse..(ex. the girls in cali who are all under 16 that made a pact to get prego. By random people. Which I dont think is fair because the men who did it are now getting charges pressed on them, which is bullshit. Those girls should be given a forced abortion and should be sterilized.)
But I agree with the fish thing, except the smell of fish or anything else for that matter makes me throw up, lol. Hence, I refuse to eat it or try it. Like you said! =]
I think Ive rambled enough about random shit, so…Just saying..
Keep up the good work, dear Dick.
You are the only man brave enough to say the truth, and I and my Master applaud you.
Thank you Sir!
Give it time, eventually there will be a swing, and women will be back where they were (if not worse off) before they could vote or earn the same wages as men. It’s the pendulum effect and though it may not happen in our lifetimes, it’s unavoidable. This site is proof enough. A few years ago, I thought women were goddesses and that all men were the bad ones. Then I did a thing I call, opening my fucking eyes. Men all over the place are doing the same. That’s how it works with us, we think and we come to realizations, and it spreads. I’m glad youv’e attempted to do the same, but drop the fucking smiley faces.
It’s actually La guerre est masculinE.
Dick, do you sit their all day thinking about the most moronic thinhs to say?
We are aroused by sea animals and that is why we don’t eat them?
Some people do not like seafood and some do, their gender has nothing to do with it.
Seafood happens to be my favorite type of food, hmmm an exception.
I doubt there have been anyone in the world who has been aroused by seafood.
I’d rather spend all day and all night on here than spend 1 nanosecond with a horrid female like you.
Damn you boys are idiots!! I mean women do not have rights… uh wake up and smell the roses, we do and you are probably a fat ass how sleeps all day which is why you dont know that. Stop being so selfish and get a life. I mean you seem to spend alot of time on here why dont you go out and get a girlfriend or boyfriend (depending on who you like). And women just keep on pointing out the facts of life.
FUCK OFF :P
Just a quick word aimed mostly at the women. Though SotS and Coderch may seem indistinguishable to some posting here, I’ve a lot of respect for SotS. He’s been in harm’s way, and gone through a lot of garbage, some caused by feminism.
No, I don’t agree with how he says what he says, and I disagree with at least half of what he says. But he’s more than earned the right to say it.
If you want to tweak his tail, that’s your right too. Just don’t be surprised if you lose a hand while doing so. (Yes, speaking metaphorically, if the ‘tail’ part of it didn’t already give it away).
-wolfe
Well, I am sure you have exercised your right of whoring around and trolling pretty well.
Talking about rights? Women. do. not. have. them.
I can assure you my bite matches my bark.
One day perhaps a demonstration will be requisite.
And thus sots rampant hostility for me goes on unabated. Poor sots.
Catherine, it’s funny and what they don’t realise is that the more harsh their insults and swearing, the funnier and more harmless they appear.
Makes me think of these
http://www2.unipr.it/~bottarel/epi/defin/puppies/puppies.jpg
Catherine only in your imaginary life you fucking failure.
Pshh… terrible humor. I expected it to be much funnier… In my opinion what you named is all pretty common, regular food. Besides, it sounds as if you only ever date stupid ninnies. Who the fuck won’t try calamari?
That has to be the most bollock talking post I have ever read in my life and I’ve read some bad shit.
minus a billion man points for you tricky dicky