Women Would Vote for Hitler
A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.
Women would vote for Hitler. Not because a woman could be talked into buying a catsup Popsicle while she was wearing white gloves, but because women are all fascists.
Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.
How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence?
Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get fucking married for any reason you dumb shit.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?
Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of shit. Yep, Hitler.
The biggest women/fascism link is a woman’s reliance on violence. Women will be the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. And as men we can all understand that the sun rises because it’s actually a star that our planet rotates around, therefore it is guaranteed to rise. We are able to remove ourselves from our personal point of view and understand that the sun isn’t rising at all. It’s actually us who are spinning around the sun. Women don’t even fucking know that.
Every morning when a woman wakes up at the crack of 10:30 she’s thrilled to shit to see that the sun’s in the sky again and her fake orange tan will look just as radiant as it did yesterday. That’s one of the biggest reasons why women shouldn’t vote. They don’t know fucking anything about anything. They know nothing.
But that’s not why women would vote for Hitler if given the chance. Say what you want about the merits of an individual ethos of governments as you will. You’re all men and therefore deserve the right to express opinion unmitigated by slander or censure. What I’m saying is that by an intrinsic party affiliation — fascist — all women would check the box marked ‘Kill Or Savagely Beat Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Me’. That fact has always held women back more than any mythical glass ceiling.
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I thought the Jewish faith highly regarded women and allowed them to most anything. I’m not trying to pick on the Jewish people since I am related but many of the first feminuts were Jewish.. And many feminist voices today are Jewish.
I don’t know of any verse in the Jewish books that would prohibit women from being Rabbi or Pastors but certainly in the new testament of the Christian faith there is such. ‘Women should not preach or teach authority over men.’
Makes good sense to me.
That’s too cool for words, Oldone! I read something along those lines by Asimov, the story of Genesis, why it only took 6 days instead of billions of years, etc.
In the anecdote it turned out it was to do with expensive paper and ink.
in spades, Wolfe my friend, in spades.
- Oldone
I guess Adam went for the installment plan… and men have been paying for it ever since.
-wolve
God said:”Adam, I will create for you woman and she will cook for you and clean for you, be loyal and honest, be at your beck and call, she will never argue or doubt your wisdom, she will love sex and she will never have a head ache.
Adam said:” Wow Lord, that is amazing, what will such a woman cost me?”
God said:”It will cost an arm and a leg.”
Adam said:”An arm and a leg?! Well, what do I get for a rib?”
That my friends is the story of the creation of women. :-)
- Oldone
Take it from one who is of the jewish faith, a female rabbi is not a sign of the end times, but certainly a sign of bad things to come.
- Oldone
Regina Jonas, the first woman Rabbi in the world. Wasn’t this one of the seven seals?
Oh, yes. We are living in the end days.
How outrageous, to think piety and humility as opposed to attention fishing had anything to do with religion.
all things ive sadly learned the hard way.
I pretty much stay away from women in ontario anyhow.
and as for owning shit, Im poor like dirt and not the target of too many gold digging harpies.
and that one ontario law is the same law that i was chareged with twice and undoubtedly if i had owned anything it woulda been hers.
not surprisingly when they realised i was innocent of everything they still made one charge stick.
they do have statistics to keep up in this province after all.
on the bright side a good junky hooker will let you degrade her in ways youve always wanted to degrade your wife or significant other after you realised shes lied to you and wasted your time.
I wasted 8 years of my life on women in this lifetime.
in my eyes thats far to much time, I know most men have wasted far more time than me but 8 years of my life is far too much time for me to have wasted on pussy.
I have had two children murdered now without a say or choice I just stood by and swallowed that bitter pill all because its some foul cunts right to choose whether my offspring lives or dies I think if im willing to foot the bill and do all the work she should do what she was created to do and then split.
And let me tell you how bitter a pill that is to swallow when you have been told you were probably born sterile due to health reasons at birth, and have had strong desires to have children…and even a cunt i mean wife.
but all that’s water under the bridge now.
I know they probably lied about me impregnating them anyhow and I realise now how lucky i am that I didnt reproduce with either of those loser cunts.
I pretty much stay away from women except the ones that cost by the hour.
I find hookers are far more honorable than women.
at least they let you know up front your nothing but a fuck and a source of fucking income.
as I said we have some pretty backwater draconian laws soon we might even try that whole slavery thing out.
but thats ontario for you.
yours to discover.
and when you discover law and government move in reverse in ontario you may wanna move elsewhere.
soon it will be a province full of fat hairy lesbians.
that smell like patchouly and B.O.
@Dick: Yeah being able to add to your post would be a good idea.
@Jake: I also spend part of my time in Ontario (part in NY/Cali). Ontario is indeed a very, very messed up jurisidiction. Be very careful with those hookers. Don’t ever take one back to your home. Ever. No matter how ‘nice’ she seems. Not even once. (If you don’t own any property then it’s not as big a deal; you’ll just get arrested but won’t lose your house).
There’s an Ontario law that allows any woman you’ve had sex with (heck, any woman who can persuade the police and courts she’s had sex with you) to essentially seize your house and have you thrown in jail even if the relationship is incredibly tenuous and you did nothing to her.
@Jake Second, some observations if you want them.
1. Stay away from women that drink strawberry wine.
1a. Stay away from women that drink to excess, even if you also do.
1b. Stay away from women who smoke.
2. Stay away from women that use illegal drugs, especially injected ones.
3. If you and she haven’t finished undergrad/college, think long and hard before moving in together/getting married. Keep thinking about it til you decide not to.
Hope things work out for you.
-wolfe
I meant by women. Female, for example, would go back and heavily edit her posts in order to make reasonable men appear foolish. Some of the other harpies around here would do the same.
-Dick
strawberry wine
she drank 3/4 of a magnum of it…
a magnum is a big bottle for a person to consume in less than half an hour.
it would have been about 12-14% alcohol and the equivalent of two average bottles of wine in quantity.
I personally dont drink that often (choice) but if I drank that much wine that fast I’d be pretty fuct-up.
I wast very clear i appoligize.
Isn’t strawberry some pseudowine for kids? How can someone get drunk from less than a bottle of it? Must have been the morphine as well.
Indeed dick thats exactly what I meant.
Us men are after all abusers.
That’s a good idea jake, but it might be massively abused. What would be good is an edit button that let’s you add addendums to your own comments.
-Dick
Chill, mate. Couldn’t make sense of the post with the abrupt break. That’s all.
you need to add an edit button to this site for posts.
I hit the damn tab key you fucking feminist.
typing is a womans sport.
now that we have computers and games and porn men have finally taken up typing some of us still suck more than other though.
excuse me if my fingers are notr as feminin as yours.
nor have they had years of secritarial training.
damn tab key.
she slammed the 3/4 bottle of strawberry wine down and proceeded to restart our big fight.
this time she got donw in my face (I was sitting in my computer chair) and started yelling, to which I stood up and pushed her out of my space enough to allow me to stand up, and not in a violent manner either.
her response was to give me a right hook, then another first in the neck then in the ear then in the eye. I took three of em and I shoved her back hard in a manner you wouold shove someone that has just attacked you.
I took her beating for about five minutes and tried to leave then when that didnt work I fought back.
not as hard not as mean not half as rough as I could have and should have been.
our fight ended.
we decided that we would never fight like that agian and she wouldnt drink.
two days later she started a fight all over agian (verbal) she then destroyed the very valantines day present she had given me just days before right in front of my eyes.
I lungged at her to choke the life out of her but before I even touched her I cought control of my rage. I told her she deserved nothing more than to have her ass thouroughly kicked up around her neck but I wasnt gonna be the guy that does it ever again.
I packed my shit and left her.
I forgot my dogfood in the kitchen.
I called her the next day she didnt answer I said im comming to get the dog food on the machine.
I showed up and a few minutes later so did the cops.
Two counts of beating up your girlfriend you little pin dick wife beater peice of shit - not exactly thier words but exactrly how they treated me.
In ontario your guilty till proven innocent.
oh But I did prove my innocence and got one charge dropped the other stuck.
funny thing is if you destroy your lovers property in ontario you get charged with domestic violence. If your lover is female and she destroyes your property and you get mad and say lunge at her but dont actually touch her you still get charged with domestic violence.
I proved she got drunk and attacked me>>> 1 charge dropped.
I also proved she destroyed my property>>> charged one count domestic violence (mind you the only one hurt was me).
on the bright side hookers are cheap.
I wont ever waste my time on another whore girlfriend.
not when I can pay a hooker to do way more in bed than some uptighbt feminist slut whore.
so be careful what you break or what your prepared to break.
and just remember women dont abuse.
not substances and not husbands/boyfriends.
only a man is cappable of such actions as abuse.
So I proudly proclaim my self abusive asshole.
please sign a petition to legalise prostitution.
What?! No offence, are you a Francophone Canadian? I can’t make this out:
More true words have not been written ! But I have an alternative strategy ! When you are overcome with the feelings of “hit ! hit ! hit !” the irrational provoker RATHER substitute those feelings with “smash ! break ! destroy !” and apply these feelings to her possesions ! Having already mentally prepared yourself for the locations and individual “weaknesses” of each item and how those “weaknesses” can best be exploited !
I guarantee this will have BETTER results regarding how it affects her, although you will have to apply the discipline of delayed gratification.
now we have breached the gap into domestic violence… and honestly I could not agree more.
Having now been charged with two counts of domestic violence I Feel I must speak up on this subject, I live in Ontario canada, We have some very draconian laws here in ontario being the ever backwards minded people we are. We decided to make laws that favour one sex over the other soon in ontario we will make laws that state any black man with expensive goods in his hands must be a “thieving nigger” or any minoratiy in a nice car must be a drug dealer.
In ontario if your a man and your wife assualts you you must have been abusive and therfore you must be charged with domestic violence.
My Story:
I had caught my ex in a lie.
She cheated with her ex and lied to me about her whereabouts for four days. being the understanding nice guy I was, I applogized for calling her a liar and felt really bad like a jelous accuser control freak type of boyfriend, something I dont beleive I have ever been ( I mean I gave her enough freedom to go see her ex in the first place…They had unfinished buisness (i didnt realise it was a four day farewell fuck). any how she came back I ate her lie up and a few months later the truth came out…
we had problems after that lots of em… I think she sensed how close to single she was becoming her school was failing her and she really needed a crisis, with a crisis the university would give her extensions on all her work, and she would then be able to finish and pass.
she was very worried about finishing her four years in university,not worried enough to stop sticking morphine needles in her arm or give up drinking.
any how she started a fight with me months after the big lie and I called her a liar again we had a huge verbal battle and she stormed out.
she came back 20-30 minutes later and she was plastered, she slammed the 3/4 drained