Women Would Vote for Hitler
A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.
Women would vote for Hitler. Not because a woman could be talked into buying a catsup Popsicle while she was wearing white gloves, but because women are all fascists.
Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.
How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence?
Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get fucking married for any reason you dumb shit.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?
Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of shit. Yep, Hitler.
The biggest women/fascism link is a woman’s reliance on violence. Women will be the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. And as men we can all understand that the sun rises because it’s actually a star that our planet rotates around, therefore it is guaranteed to rise. We are able to remove ourselves from our personal point of view and understand that the sun isn’t rising at all. It’s actually us who are spinning around the sun. Women don’t even fucking know that.
Every morning when a woman wakes up at the crack of 10:30 she’s thrilled to shit to see that the sun’s in the sky again and her fake orange tan will look just as radiant as it did yesterday. That’s one of the biggest reasons why women shouldn’t vote. They don’t know fucking anything about anything. They know nothing.
But that’s not why women would vote for Hitler if given the chance. Say what you want about the merits of an individual ethos of governments as you will. You’re all men and therefore deserve the right to express opinion unmitigated by slander or censure. What I’m saying is that by an intrinsic party affiliation — fascist — all women would check the box marked ‘Kill Or Savagely Beat Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Me’. That fact has always held women back more than any mythical glass ceiling.
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All women hate guns. That’s what I’m writing about tomorrow.
-Dick
Why don’t both of you exchange emails and fuck off the site.
it’s ok, ray. we all generalize and most of the time- we dont even realize it.
ah yes, true, good point.
sorry then.
this site is a bunch of generalizations and just a load of ranting; but then again “women are good at solving problems that are probably more complex than holding a flashlight, or changing a tyre.” that there sounded like a generalization..
You’re generalising, not all women are vegetarians or are against guns, or are for animal rights. Women may have voted for hitler, not knowing what horrible things he was going to do (how can you blame them if they didn’t know any better, not because they were ignorant but because they were witheld the knowledge), but you can not ignore the fact hitler was a man, hitler did those awful things, and you can’t blame the people who put him in power for doing that. Plus, men voted for him as well.
Men fought for him.
You can not blame women for mistakes men have made, men should take some responability. I mean look at George Bush. You can not really go round complaining about women being stupid when the most powerful MAN in the world…is a complete idiot.
Yes… you see the problem is Hitler didn’t campaign saying “I’m going to kill all the Jews and plunge Germany into a horrible war that will result in our defeat”. I know this is difficult for you to grasp, being a woman.
Not surprisingly, most women fell for his blandishments. After all he was a vegetarian, pro-gun control, pro-animal rights… what more could the ladies want?
This is certainly an interesting hypothesis.
Another interesting hypothesis.
I wonder how we’d go about testing these two hypotheses.
But of course Hitler didn’t oppress women as much as he oppressed men.
What a fascinating view. With logic such as this, it’s a wonder you’re not a Democratic Senator. Or a Republican fundraiser.
-wolfe
How can you be so against women voting for hitler, if hitler himself was a man. I’m also sure that a Jewish women would not vote for hitler, as who in their right mind would vote to be killed?
Women also can think, you know? They’re not thick enough to vote for someone who was going to opress THEM.
Plus, men are more violent than women. Violence is caused by testosterone levels, and womens are significantly lower, compared to a mans. So it would actually be the man who lashes out first.
I will ask, what was the point of that whole comment Sandra?
-Strength and Honor-
You’r clearly not wanted here.
sandra stop making coments. This is not a fucking dating site.
hitler, yum.
Lostoyannaya said:
All metaphors apart, I find it highly amusing that you assume it’s bad for women to vote for Hitler…
…But totally okay that Hitler was male.
*shrug*.
-You speak Veritas Lost, it is true that Hitler was male, however that just goes to prove this websites premise, that Men are better than women. We are better all around no doubt about it. Killing people? Men are definitely better, as a matter of fact the only thing we can’t do better is incubate a child. Thats why we have you ladies around I suppose, however don’t blame us, why dont you just blame evolution for your problems (something you ladies are good at)?
“I guess we know who you’d have voted for.”
Yeah.
The other guy.
But would she be capable of filling in the ballot paper. My guess would be an informal vote.
Hmmm. Large numbers of women vote for an evil candidate and are arguably decisive in propelling him into office.
One man is evil. Given the number of female German leaders (zero until 2006) any German leader, good or evil, was bound to be a man.
You equate these two because…? Oh, got it. You’re a woman and logic is somewhat alien to you. No probs. I guess we know who you’d have voted for.
-wolfe
All metaphors apart, I find it highly amusing that you assume it’s bad for women to vote for Hitler…
…But totally okay that Hitler was male.
*shrug*.
Must be from all those feminists you gobble down.
@son Yes, I did understand that was the analogy you were drawing. I find it unpersuasive on many counts. That said, you’re a man and it’s certainly an interesting idea. Perhaps I’ll write more, but as I’m recovering from dental surgery, I’m not in the mood to get too into depth.
@gwallan Good one. “Always look on the bright side of life”
-wolfe
You misunderstood me Wolfe.
I wasn’t saying that Christ is representative of Vietnam or Iraq or anything else today. I was just saying that he changed not only the Jews but the Roman empiire forever.
From a military stand point I’m saying. I wasn’t comparing Christ to Vietnam and Iraq but the goths to those countries, and Rome to us.