Women Would Vote for Hitler
A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.
Women would vote for Hitler. Not because a woman could be talked into buying a catsup Popsicle while she was wearing white gloves, but because women are all fascists.
Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.
How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence?
Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get fucking married for any reason you dumb shit.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?
Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of shit. Yep, Hitler.
The biggest women/fascism link is a woman’s reliance on violence. Women will be the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. And as men we can all understand that the sun rises because it’s actually a star that our planet rotates around, therefore it is guaranteed to rise. We are able to remove ourselves from our personal point of view and understand that the sun isn’t rising at all. It’s actually us who are spinning around the sun. Women don’t even fucking know that.
Every morning when a woman wakes up at the crack of 10:30 she’s thrilled to shit to see that the sun’s in the sky again and her fake orange tan will look just as radiant as it did yesterday. That’s one of the biggest reasons why women shouldn’t vote. They don’t know fucking anything about anything. They know nothing.
But that’s not why women would vote for Hitler if given the chance. Say what you want about the merits of an individual ethos of governments as you will. You’re all men and therefore deserve the right to express opinion unmitigated by slander or censure. What I’m saying is that by an intrinsic party affiliation — fascist — all women would check the box marked ‘Kill Or Savagely Beat Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Me’. That fact has always held women back more than any mythical glass ceiling.
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Yeah, I know, you have never cracked open a text book. If Pierre is to salute, then why does he admit she is the discover? Here is a small article on it, it is in simple English, if you want the whole story just click English (regular).
It was Marie Curies hubby and his freind who were dying of radiation poison from all the research. They made the discoveries and Marie picked up the Noble Prize for them. She later established military hopsitals which was the best thing she ever done and x-rays were actually dicovered first by Tesla.
Do not go blaming the mentally ill on Dick’s chauvinism! Do you know who was mentally ill, female, and genius? Marie Curie, I think Florence Nightingale may have had a touch of Bipolarism, and Helen Keller as a child was a classic rageaholic, have you seen The Miracle Worker? They had to get a Bipolar girl to play her. Maybe you should look at it like this, women deemed “perfectly sane” are probably not the ones as equal to men, as the mentally ill (particularly Bipolar) seem to be the ones taking action. The women I listed off defined themselves through what they learned, discovered, founded, as opposed to their reproductive organs, see Hillary Clinton as a “perfectly sane” reference, suka.
Really?
Someone who holds an opinion (widely accepted, though it may be) contrary to yours should be locked away?
Have you ever heard of World War 2? One of the people you may have heard mentioned a few times during this war was a dude named Hitler, or something. I beleive he attempted mass genocide of the Jews and nearly succeded in his attempts. Having killed a bunch of these people (actually, a lot more than a bunch) in his torture camps, he spread his ideas of lethal intolerance to other groups of people that he found inferior… so much in fact, that not even Hitler himself fit his profile.
Here’s the best part… Hitler started out as a simple opportunist, using a group of people as a scapegoat to launch his political and militaristic campaign. His original intention (or so communicated) was to simply inter these people. Obviously, it didn’t end that way.
Here at MABTW.com, we don’t hold opinions. We recognize Truth and Fact, which are the only things that matter. The FACT is that men ARE superior to women in all aspects that matter, besides childbirth. It is the one-track mindset and competitive nature of men that have constructed the world and sheltered humankind through the ages. It is the unbridled masculinity of men that make laws, impose order and enforce justice, to protect mankind from the few bad apples. It is the image of man that has thrust itself, not unlike our own phallus’, into the earth, space and eventually beyond… to explore, understand… and secure a future for our children’s children.
It is the nature of women in their entirety that has caused entire civilizations to crumble, wars to scar and crumble nations, and virtually obliterate mankind both physically and metaphysically… from the lowliest household to the greatest superpowers. The fact that a woman’s vagina can be left unchecked, to do anything it wants, whenever and however regardless of any consequenses forseen or unforseen, is the heartsbane of everything that is moral, just, good, truthful, or downright human.
If you would like further proof of womens’ nature, look no further than you worthless, utterly fascist and completely nonsensical comment. Us at MABTW.com recognize that women are incapable of seeing the big picture, and are inherantly selfish. We know this, and we don’t hate them for it. We simply admonish them, and love them as a man loves his dog. We don’t seek to destroy them. We just put them in their rightful place. By the stove, or on all fours.
Women, on the other hand, would vote for Hitler. And you, my dear, have most certainly proven that point.
Ha!
I couldn’t agree with you more.
-Dick
Feminism is sexist. My mother is very proud of me. She’d argue with you about your next assertions and rather suggest you belong in a mental home for not being more appreciative of your freedoms, democracy, laws, and civilisation.
This whole sight is sexist. I hope your Mother is proud of you. WOMEN ARE JUST GOOD AS MEN. Women aren’t better, but men aren’t either. I think you belong in a mental home if you actually beleive men are better. Sure women have their problems, but men have an equal amount.
Ah never mind, the page was only partially loaded, I couldn’t see the lightbrown background
Excuse me, Bob? I was rereading through your blog and I was wondering if you could somehow change the text color? The black text is impossible to read against the brown background without me highlighting it all.
That is a great blog you have going there Bob. Welcome to the site - Sign up at the forums.
Excellent points Bob and welcome to the site.
Women DID VOTE FOR HITLAR!
The National Socialist Workers Party (Nazi) rise to power was the first great victory for FEMALE SUFFRAGE!
German men mostly opposed the Nazis for reasons that would become obvious. Females voters were entranced by the emotional appeals and propaganda of the National Socialists Workers Party (Nazis).
Saying that “women would vote for Hitlar” is to deny historical victories of female suffrage.
Hitlar and the whole 3rd Reich were put into power by FEMALE voters who swooned at the little Nazi.
Bob
… And yet either another Mangina or woman with the same ‘ol ‘You’re gay or have a small penis’ response for lack of any kind of ability to debate or say anything useful at all.
- Fuck off Dick’s site
- Sgt. Reyes
You guys should all meet somewhere and suck each other’s dicks.
@ Devin: If you don’t know humor, you can fuck yourself because that is one of the prerequisites of a manly man.
Yes, I would be pissed if a self-proclaimed King of Wangs put me in my place too, so easily, with so little work.
Then I would talk more, and be less effective as spermicidal agent, or just a man-sponge. Listen, there is NO law that says Hermaphroditic Agents of Satan get to speak any more than you already do.
As Doubt points out, we are in no Doubt about you.
If it’s got titties, wide hips, and whore paint and it claims it’s a man, I have to stick my cock in it just to be sure. Sorry, Micky-D, it’s just standard procedure. A few hours later when I determine that you are, in fact, beyond doubt a man with an extremely concave penis, you’ll have made your point and I’ll be on my way.
Yeah, all of the people who constantly remind us of their manhood are pasty little myspace whores. You aren’t different or clever, so if you keep up that stuck-up little attitude, you’ve got yourself headed for a raping, little lady.
I did have an argument.
The argument was that since the original article had so many logical fallacies, it was either a satire, or just entirely flawed.
Let’ see. How many posts do I have? Five? And how many do you have?
Enough said.
Which is why Dick Materson< God < me.
The end.
I’m not gay. Sorry, but I’ll pass on your offer.
Let’ see. I type with my fingers. Not my mouth.
Try again.
Good thing I am a man, then. Unless your definition of man is,”Whiny and insecure being who fails to find a mate, and as a result resorts to attacking the opposite sex.” See also: idiot.
In that case, I’ll happily say that I’m er…
>.>’
Your grammatical errors are pathetic. They just make your verbal diarrhea worse.
You call that making fun of me?
Try harder. I’ve heard worse things from five year olds.
Ah yes. After all, it is a DICKtionary, and if it was written by DICK Materson, then I’m sure it would.
Now of course, I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again- I am most assuredly male.
Although you and I have the same things between our legs, it seems as though what’s between our ears is different- I have a brain, you have air.