Women Would Vote for Hitler
A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.
Women would vote for Hitler. Not because a woman could be talked into buying a catsup Popsicle while she was wearing white gloves, but because women are all fascists.
Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.
How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence?
Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get fucking married for any reason you dumb shit.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?
Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of shit. Yep, Hitler.
The biggest women/fascism link is a woman’s reliance on violence. Women will be the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. And as men we can all understand that the sun rises because it’s actually a star that our planet rotates around, therefore it is guaranteed to rise. We are able to remove ourselves from our personal point of view and understand that the sun isn’t rising at all. It’s actually us who are spinning around the sun. Women don’t even fucking know that.
Every morning when a woman wakes up at the crack of 10:30 she’s thrilled to shit to see that the sun’s in the sky again and her fake orange tan will look just as radiant as it did yesterday. That’s one of the biggest reasons why women shouldn’t vote. They don’t know fucking anything about anything. They know nothing.
But that’s not why women would vote for Hitler if given the chance. Say what you want about the merits of an individual ethos of governments as you will. You’re all men and therefore deserve the right to express opinion unmitigated by slander or censure. What I’m saying is that by an intrinsic party affiliation — fascist — all women would check the box marked ‘Kill Or Savagely Beat Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Me’. That fact has always held women back more than any mythical glass ceiling.
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Iambetterthanyou said:
You do know that just because you say that women want to fuck you doesn’t mean that any do.
I agree.
You’re a very sad man.
I don’t agree at all, your OPINION actually has nothing to do with it, he could be the happiest man in the world, how do you know? Did Dr. Phil tell you that?
Also, on “gender confusion”, are you aware that some one can say something and not mean it to be taken completely literally? Amazing isn’t it.
Indeed I am thoroughly amazed by it, however when you attempt to insult people, use poor grammar, and then say that you are debating “logically”, you lose respect in my book.
And implying my dick is larger than your’s isn’t “obsession with sex” as you put it, just an simple insult because I don’t like you. When constructing a “logical arguement” using actual logic helps. Go fuck youreselves.
You’re absolutely right, it actually implies that you cannot form a concise or clear point of view without randomly insulting someone.
Strength and Honor
QED.
-wolfe
correction: yourselves not youresleves
You do know that just because you say that women want to fuck you doesn’t mean that any do. You’re a very sad man. Also, on “gender confusion”, are you aware that some one can say something and not mean it to be taken completely literally? Amazing isn’t it. And implying my dick is larger than your’s isn’t “obsession with sex” as you put it, just an simple insult because I don’t like you. When constructing a “logical arguement” using actual logic helps. Go fuck youreselves.
Iambetterthanyou, perhaps you didn’t dig far enough into the archives to read this gem: Women Only Comment Here Because They Want To Fuck Me
I believe it answers some of your questions.
-Dick
Lets give him the benefit of the doubt on this one, I like challenges, and assume he is a guy.
Given: “Iambetterthanyou” is a guy
AND
Then:
IABTY is a guy———————————————given
Insults w/o so much as a qoute as to
citing why we “hate” women and spending
the first half of his article explaing gender confusion—————————————————illogical>retarded
Obsessing about how much more masculine
by the size of his cock———————————obsessed with sex>fucking
THEREFORE:
Since I am under the assumption that IABTY is a boy, underserving of the title “man”, and as such who cannot be by definition a woman, and because a woman is described by the above proof, then he must be
FUCKING RETARDED
QED
-Mr.T
Iambetterthanyou said:
Where to begin.
Thats a good question, probably the only rational statement in the entire post.
I am a guy, at least I’m fairly certain I am unless the entire world has been lying to me my entire life.
I sure hope so, or maybe you’re lying to us? I don’t know very many men on here that questioned their masculinity as you have.
However inspite of my penis,
I think this statement is the kicker, “inspite of my penis”? Tell me this isn’t a woman? Besides the obvious bullshit that came before and is sure to come?
which I’m pretty sure is a lot larger than your’s, I could not justify visiting your site without saying this.
Can you say Penis Envy?
Go fuck yourself you are a douche. Most people get depressed if girls don’t like them, but not you, you got yourself a website. Stupid people make me angry.
Blah, blah, blah….
Strength and Honor
You wont like him when he’s angry.
I cite Man-Law #2, I believe it is.
-Mr.T
Where to begin. I am a guy, at least I’m fairly certain I am unless the entire world has been lying to me my entire life. However inspite of my penis, which I’m pretty sure is a lot larger than your’s, I could not justify visiting your site without saying this. Go fuck yourself you are a douche. Most people get depressed if girls don’t like them, but not you, you got yourself a website. Stupid people make me angry.
Thank you, Mr. T. I believe I did.
Speaking of technology. I’m about to post today’s article.
-Dick
I generally agree with this statement.
The only exception I have noticed is that Women will embrace technology if it enables them to connect with other people.
A few examples - phones, cars, AIM, shitty myspace pages for their friends.
Pretty much everything else is ignored. Women don’t use technology for anything constructive. They just don’t see the point of learning how to use it.
“What, you want me to learn how technology works? What does that have to do with sex or relationships? What a waste of time, i’m not interested!”
As a stereoypical note here, and this is exaclty the place for it, every-single woman I have met has just sucked at technology. Whether it’s Desi/Tiffany/whatever, my mom, my sister or any female freinds. With the one exception of the one women who works in the technology department, who spent all of college studying computers, this holds true. I believe Dick wrote an article on it some time ago. Dick, you are my hero if you actually coined the term “e-crayon”. You’re still my hero anyway though. I agree with Dakota, definitely Barbie-Playhouse-Pink.
Oh, and another thought. I would bet a military-school, if she didn’t lie, keeps very tight records of all sites visted on campus. If you were to actually find out the school, you should search first period/second period computer lab web access.
However, if she does tell us, which she won’t, it is because women have no accountability. Then again, she is probably in high school and definitely knows better to give away her school name on a web-blog. Not that us men would do anything.
-Mr.T
Ah … yes, I should make more of a habit of clicking that.
And she supposedly attends a military academy? Right. I’ve never spoken to a student of a military academy who was anything other than polite, respectful, and above-all better-educated than anything I’ve come to expect from government schools.
They also tend to have a high respect for their religion, and taking their Lord’s name in vain so publicly would be unusual at best.
Actually, if she does attend a military academy, I double-dog dare her to name it.
She needs to be careful, though, as I’ll then send a nasty email to the Commendant commenting on the sort of foul-mouthed gutter-trash they’re turning out. I’ll also suggest that the school more closely monitor the activities of their third-period students.
Her IP Man-Hash explains everything, Dakota.
-Big Al
Excellent post, Dakota.
Of course, it’s also possible, in saying “m-f God” she was attempting to be descriptive, and that the f-word for her is not an obscenity.
If this is the case, it’s possible that this is her attempt to describe God’s role in the Immaculate Conception. [to use her faith's term for it]. It’s the only thing that makes sense.
She’d then, from the perspective of many in her faith be, not guilty of blasphemy but possibly guilty of heresy.
All in all, it’s probably better she cop to the blasphemy rap.
I mean no disrespect to her beliefs, but as you’ve observed, it’s odd to talk about being a Catholic and open with “M-F God”.
-wolfe
Great post Dakota.
Strength and Honor
The sheer lunacy of this post had me falling off my chair laughing. I don’t know if Dick coined the word “e-crayon,” but if he did, I’m stealing it for my own use. This post was all written in e-crayon: probably pink.
Let’s see … she’s a Catholic, but she refers to her God as a mother-fucker. I’m an atheist myself, but I sort of thought Christians had a rule against that. Something about taking their Lord’s name in vain, I think?
Only one excalamation point is correct. Grab yourself a copy of Schoolhouse Rock on DVD — you need it.
Personally.
Wouldn’t vote.
Jewish woman. Singular in this case.
Spelled her own sect right, that’s good.
Woman, not women. Women is plural. The correct form here is singular.
Crack.
Morning.
Amazing. Manages to commit what her own religion defines as a sin that will get you sent to Hell in the first sentence and then manages to misspell every other word. And we’re supposed to take this seriously, Desi-babe?
No one fucking cares, Desi.
-Dick
OH MY MOTHER FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you guys shitting me? Women don’t know anything? I personaly would’n vot for Hitler, nor would any Jewis women(I’m Catholic). And not every women wakes up at the crck of 10:30, I wake up at four every mornind.
Cat fight!!!
-Big Al