Women Would Vote for Hitler
A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.
Women would vote for Hitler. Not because a woman could be talked into buying a catsup Popsicle while she was wearing white gloves, but because women are all fascists.
Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.
How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence?
Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get fucking married for any reason you dumb shit.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?
Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of shit. Yep, Hitler.
The biggest women/fascism link is a woman’s reliance on violence. Women will be the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. And as men we can all understand that the sun rises because it’s actually a star that our planet rotates around, therefore it is guaranteed to rise. We are able to remove ourselves from our personal point of view and understand that the sun isn’t rising at all. It’s actually us who are spinning around the sun. Women don’t even fucking know that.
Every morning when a woman wakes up at the crack of 10:30 she’s thrilled to shit to see that the sun’s in the sky again and her fake orange tan will look just as radiant as it did yesterday. That’s one of the biggest reasons why women shouldn’t vote. They don’t know fucking anything about anything. They know nothing.
But that’s not why women would vote for Hitler if given the chance. Say what you want about the merits of an individual ethos of governments as you will. You’re all men and therefore deserve the right to express opinion unmitigated by slander or censure. What I’m saying is that by an intrinsic party affiliation — fascist — all women would check the box marked ‘Kill Or Savagely Beat Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Me’. That fact has always held women back more than any mythical glass ceiling.
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most women are not even physiologically capable of achieving orgasm.
That is because men aren’t good at giving any. Luckily for us, we can have them alone and twice as long.
If women weren’t offensive I suppose they wouldn’t have such a site dedicated to them. haha
Hitler, seriously….. He’s long gone now.
Men have greater orgasmic capacity than women; most women are not even physiologically capable of achieving orgasm.
Notice how that anti-men comments stay up on this board. I do, because as men we can take the criticism. Go post a non-popular subject on a femi-nazi board and see how long your post stays up (after they ban you). It is very nice to see freedom of speech being utilized in such a skillful way. Not to mention the ‘anger’ that you are creating. Your site rules and is funny as hell! The constitution should have protected us from people who are offended. You have no right not to be offended.
Wow i honestly think that you have a fucking mental disability. i hope you are walking down the street one day and a big butch woman comes and kicks the living fuck out of you. Obviously you needed to make this big website in order to make up for your tiny penis. Oh you big strong man why dont you come control me becuase im a fucking retarted woman who needs a man to slap me around a little bit in order for me to even start using what little brain i have. I bet thats the kind of shit you need to be told just to make up for your lack of self esteem isnt it? Sick Fucker. you make me want to throw up* its people like you that make this world such an awful place to be in* P.S you came out of a womans PUSSY so you ought to have some respect ass whole* And why do you always wear those big fagety glasses? is it to hide your ugly ass face? PROBABLY
Wait, I’m too extreme in my comments? Yeah, did you read the comment by doubt? Here, I’ll quote him. “What she fails to mention is that I would be alone to avoid witnesses, I would be crying would be from laughing so hard, and the bullets I would be crying over would be situated in her brand new asshole.” (doubt, 6/4/08) What exactly is so extreme about my comments? The fact that these men seem to have an obsession with violence towards women? If I felt that way towards all men, or even a majority, these guys would have a come apart about that. I don’t have a problem with the majority of men, I don’t think they are less than me, good for only sex, owe me anything except the respect they would show any other living being by not threatening me with shoving bullets up my ass and laughing about it.
How about another example of the lack of respect of life, not just females, on this site: “If you have a man brain in your head you can learn what a woman wants and pretend to have it n order to get the pussy, then dump them in a fashion that makes them want to slit their wrists out of self loathing.” (Kurt E., 6/6/08, Every Woman is a Cheating Whore). And I’m extreme? I don’t dream of ways of ruining a persons life so much they would want to kill themselves.
“Women are raped precisely because of the fact that the overwhelming majority of women violently hate sex.” (Commander Scott, 6/6/08, Why Women Hate Sex) EVEN IF it was in anyway true, and I don’t know a single woman who hates sex, does their “hate” of sex excuse getting raped? So we hate sex (which, again, I will state we don’t) and to make sure procreation continues and men can get their rocks off, that justifies violence? Is this not EXTREME?
I would love to go on, but I actually do have a life outside of stupid yet entertaining websites full of misinformation and lies. Deny it all you want, but too many of the men on this site don’t seem to have a problem with the idea of their daughter getting raped; I’m sure they’d figure she deserved it. Of course, that’s assuming they’d let their daughters live beyond infancy; I get the feeling some of you would leave them to die on the roadside if you thought you could get away with it.
Hey i am a man and i agree taht men are better than women,but this is just in general. You are WAY TOO EXTREME in your statements and they are just opinions.
No, actually my being a lardass is because 1. I’m a lazy lardass that until recently exercised next to not at all, and 2. Physical problems that I suffer from that I used as an excuse for not being more active. The problems I’m talking about have more to do with being fucked and chucked, like you guys all seem to be fans of doing, for no other reason except that he met a teenager who was willing to let him do her without a condom (that’s the exact reason he stated). I wont go into details about the years of my life that followed, as I know you don’t care, but just to show that I don’t blame anyone but myself and nature for my being fat. I blame him for causing me not to trust men for a very long time. Which I got over when I realized not all men are that fucked up. Unfortunately, I’ve learned recently that there are more of you than I thought! But then fortunately, I don’t know any of you!!! Oh, and I haven’t eaten at McDonalds, Burger King, Jack in the Box, Taco Bell, et al. in years.
No, that’s not some scare tactic, the whole crying over your bullets thing. That’s just a vision I get of people like you who are so full of hate, for themselves or others or everybody or whatever, they end up all alone. I’m pretty sure you need to stay the hell out of long term relationships; I can only imagine what damage you’d do to the other person.
And again, another example with the men on this site obsessions with rape! Because the only way you’d get any where near enough a woman would be to force them into it. Shove the bullets up your own ass you rapist.
That manhole has a serious case of reverse-dysentery. She just spews, “It’s your fault I’m a lardass, blah blah blah.”
Who the fuck gives a shit? People who share my sex could have very well force-fed her McDonalds with a funnel for a few months and strapped her to a chair so as to prevent any physical exertion. I still could not care less about the narcissistic, self-obsessed feminist troll.
Also, I believe she said something about me crying over my bullets, alone. I assume this was some shallow shame-tactic to scare me into a long-term relationship. Sorry, sweet-tits, but nobody falls for that shit twice, which is why sites like this are growing, more books are getting published, and more men are getting a quality education in the fundamentals of life.
That being said, I will admit that she was half-right there, hypothetically I could end up crying over my bullets, alone. What she fails to mention is that I would be alone to avoid witnesses, I would be crying would be from laughing so hard, and the bullets I would be crying over would be situated in her brand new asshole. Manhole walked into that one; then again, they always leave crying.
Give me some examples. I’m begging for them.
And considering the bulk of the big problems in my life have been caused by men, perhaps I should come to the same conclusion. Since I’m sure you guys are already deciding it was my fault, I won’t try to defend myself. But in my experience it’s the guys crying and calling and threatening to get the girl back. Don’t trick yourselves, girls aren’t the only childish beings out there.
Almost every problem, every drama filled episode in my life has been created by women or fueled by one. I’m going to go with what experience has taught me…women are like children and need to be treated that way.
Just look at society right now to reveal how giving women a choice in anything that matters usually ends up fucking something up.
What was ONCE CONSIDERED TO BE THE LEADING CAUSE OF BRAIN DAMAGE AND MENTAL ILLNESS IN HISTORY? Estrogen, by men who wanted to blame everything on women. Somethings wrong with someone, it must be some how a woman’s fault. Not to mention all of us have a little bit of both, and do some more reading, depression can be caused by excess testosterone, not just excess estrogen.
Get lost, you frigid bitch. This is a site for men; if you want to spew your feminine garbage, log onto feministing.org.
I think this is really wrong! You are so naive..
Q. What is the leading cause of brain damage and mental illness in all the history of humanity?
A. Estrogen.
YOU MA’AM win the internet.
Me, a feminist? You’ve got to be joking.
I don’t hate men. I don’t wish all men dead. I don’t laugh when I hear about men dying in wars or anywhere else for that matter. And I’d hate to meet the woman who did. I love men! All of my friends are men! My life was practically destroyed when I lost the boy I loved.
Yes, loved. L O V E D. We are capable of it, honest.
Furthermore, I’m not actually offended by anything Dick’s saying, Strawberry. I’m not particularly opposed to this site. I don’t really care about anything that you’re saying either. Like I said, you’re perfectly entitled, good for you.
But no matter what you guys amuse yourselves with, women OR men do not deserve to be raped. Anymore than good, hardworking men deserve to be killed or crippled in wars, as you’re all so keen on pointing out.
And that’s all there is to it.
Ok, so being a woman, i think probably the most offensive part of all of this is the stupid women who are responding to this. I am not sure Dick if you are joking, or if you are serious - regardless I love the way you write and your flow of logic. My best friend showed me the top ten reasons why men are better than women one day after work, and i dont know which one of us laughed more, but I can assure you that there was a lot of urine on the floor (mostly mine, because women have worse bladder control - we have to go pee every 5 minutes and can’t seem to hold it)
If anyone feels genuinely offended by any of this (especially women) I would like you to take a 5 minute break each day for a week and watch advertisements and look at how stupid men are portrayed on TV advertisements, and so on and so forth (now think if you would ever see an ad that says “and then i realized i had to make my wife over to fit the room” or “my wife drilled her finger into the wall” . . . I think they deserve this bitch session - heck we have it every day with our friends when we tell them all how dumb our significant other is.
Furthermore, even if you are of the femminist psychoanalytic strain (which i may add as a sidenote happens to be one of the most embarassing female bastardizations of an intelligent series of articles and essays published by MEN) you should at least get off your high horses for 2 seconds and realize you could add two letters to the beginning of the word man (wo if you didnt figure that out) and you would likely laugh your ass off . . . must say something about you . . . and if you don’t laugh your ass off, then you clearly are too stupid to even appreciate gender jokes - one of the most widely understood, and easy to relate to types of comedy next to poop and fart jokes.
Grow up women . . . and stop your bitching
No, YOU have crossed the line, you’re not even supposed to be here. And he’s not your friend, trust me.
I am entitling the duplicity of female talk from action as “the Royal Scam”. Also the name of a cool Steely Dan album.
Well, you and your kind hate men. Why can’t he hate you? You and your kind take pleasure in men being killed or crippled in wars and such. Why can’t he take pleasure in your kind being raped? I don’t ‘get’ this double standard, I really don’t. We know what you and your kind really think. This is a post-feminist world, now: you’re not on a pedestal any more… get used to it.