Women’s Stories Have No Fucking Point
There’s a myth as old as men’s desire to un-invent pants.
Women’s stories have no fucking point.
While that is a man-fact — meaning it is true as far as a man immediately understands and knows true things to be true without a lot of dicking around with proofs and facts and other such nonsense; it is not a true fact.
The true fact of it is women’s stories have too many points.
Here’s the mathematical formula to determine how many points a woman has in her average story.
First, take the number of sentences in said story. Keep in mind women believe semi-colons, commas, the word ‘and’, and most ruefully the dreaded ellipses to be sentence terminators. That’s why all women write like shit. If you’ve ever read any of the works of E. E. Cummings then you know exactly what I’m talking about. It’s all because women hate periods (for obvious reasons).
Then, take the number of sentences and add like twenty or a thousand to it. That’s the number of points that woman was trying to make in her tirade of bullshit. Ten sentences? That’s a million fucking points right there. Nice.
Here’s another way to tell when a woman is making a point. Sometimes it’s just not convenient to be adding thousands of numbers together while you’re talking to a woman. Instead, watch how her eyes get wider and wider at seemingly random points throughout her unlistenable monologue. Each lid-straining, eyeball-bursting squinch is another alleged point she’s tossing onto the heap like a banana peel on a pile of shit.
Women have no idea what they’re talking about at all times. If you want to argue with a woman about anything — financial matters or parenting tactics, just do a Mad Libs instead and when you’re sick of them go and do whatever the fuck you want.
You’re the man and it’s not your right to do whatever you want, it’s your mother fucking responsibility.
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This is so true!! They never make any points they just jabber your ear off.
Women are good with communication technology. They invented most of it…
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ad hominem: Latin for “to the man.” An arguer who uses ad hominems attacks the person instead of the argument. Whenever an arguer cannot defend his position with evidence, facts or reason, he or she may resort to attacking an opponent either through: labeling, straw man arguments, name calling, offensive remarks and anger.
That’s not exactly true. See you can use ad hominem and ad hominwoman when you are right as well. It is simply a matter of FIRST backing up your claims with facts. Something men do ceaselessly when it comes to stupid ignorant broads. Since we already are backing up our claims with facts, and demonstrating the realities of our conclusions, an ad hominwoman is perfectly acceptable.
Plus our ad hominwomens are incredibly fuck all funny. So much so that they exude hilarity and make most of us fall over laughing. Women’s ad hominems are just stupid and demonstrate just how racist, homophobic, and disgusting as shit these women are.
Occasionally one will come up with something mildly amusing, and attempt to back up her statement (pre ad hominem) with facts. So she gets respek. But most of the other women do not get any respek from us and it is their own fault. You see, thanks to feminazis, there is so little respek left in the world, you cannot even find it in the dictionary.
women never invented anything, since when you’re a useless and worthless waste on this planet you did very,very few adaptations from Mens invention but never a invention and if you add all the little insignificant and useless adaptations women did that’s less than a drop into the ocean compared to what Men did.
And this thread is about womens stories which are bullshit.
Kalel, be gentle with her. You cannot expect a woman to keep on topic. That would require a thought process. Remember, it is not her fault she is fuck all stupid, that was a cruel act of nature by virtue of her being born female.
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jjf, do you think ur better than everyone else?
Jake, that would make me a woman.
beautifull answer, slam.
Actually – it could also make you a MANGINA too.
“Nice guys” actually harbor a secret belief that they are BETTER than other Men because they are so “NICE”.
(I am not making this up)
“Nice guys” don’t draw boundaries, they don’t stand up for themselves…. they go out of their way to shower women in compliments , unearned respect and adoration, and they will look for ways to tell her exactly what she wants to hear.
Even women they don’t even know.
Nice guys try to convince everyone else they are nice, sweet, generous and understanding – NO MATTER WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES or a woman’s behavior.
But when you go out of you being “NICE” in order to make someone LIKE you more…. YOU ARE BEING MANIPULATIVE.
This is why “nice” guys who think they are BETTER than everyone else – are actually NOT.
slam, actually there is no comaback from that for her. You did it JJF one move and we have check mate.
Studioline, thanks. Alright I’ll take the mate. Then what we have is Chris EXPLAINING the game. I will add a bit more.
Chauvinists are ALPHA males. As alphas we understand that there IS a pecking order. PERIOD. ALL of us will NOT be at the top of that order. Alphas as a group will be above betas. So they are not any competition for us. But, we’ll always be adjusting up and down with other alphas.
MUCH of the time this will be CIRCUMSTANTIAL. For instance Chris is a sysadmin, so he is going to kick my Irish BUTT with a big fat fuckin boot when it comes to those things. He’s also really good with penistory. Though I’m up there myself. If we were debating something in his realm of penistory he’s going to kick my ass. If we are talking about something related to Irish history, religion, paganism, well I am probably going to be up the rungs past him.
So this stupid girly question “you think you are better than everyone…” is just that silly. YES I am better than everyone else. And also a resounding NO I am not better than everyone else. BETTER takes into account CIRCUMSTANCE.
Only a woman thinks she is better regardless of circumstance, and as Chris pointed out, [no-so] nice guys.
You again..
Well I just want to understand what point you and everyone else are trying to make with these really insulting comments? Do you expect to change the world, make a difference? What really is the point in all this? Do you not have better things to do other than write comments about how useless women are?
I think you need to get a new hobby – or a nicer girlfriend
http://nobeliefs.com/fallacies.htm
If you find the way women express themselves annoying, take charge and limit their style.
On paper, produce an outline style you prefer. When a woman wants to argue a point or make one…hand her a form. Fill in the blanks and submit them, or shut up. Most women can not concentrate long enough to complete an outline. She leaves in a defeated huff. Win, win.
E. E. Cummings was a man, actually.
Billy, stop acting like you don’t have feelings and emotions tough guy.
If womens stories have no point then Dick has something in common with women
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And lets round off the smear campaing with a huge global generalization, shall we?
For someone pointing to research, you sure do not argument very well.
I refer to the laws of women.
But that would be stupid. And misleading.
Argumentum ad hominem.
Fear? So because he is making a bold statement, posting a website free for ANYONE to read, recieves lots of hatemail and personal attacks from people like you as a result of stating something politically uncoorect (and arguing his case very nicely), essentially shouting “screw you” to feminists, he is afraid and ignorant?
Would you like to buy a vowel?
What “research” would that be? And even IF you can find something to support your claim, it goes both ways.
vowel
i’m guessing all you guys have at least one thing (besides your anger) in common.
And lets round off the smear campaing with a huge global generalization, shall we?
For someone pointing to research, you sure do not argument very well.
I refer to the laws of women.
Good guess! All of us are men, and we all know that men are better than women.
Project much, PhD?
-wolfe
the title of your article should be “Angry Child Complains About the Mother-figure He has Chained in his Basement.” your comments (and those of the men who responded) are vitriolic, bitter and act as a showcase for your fear and ignorance. furthermore, research shows that this kind of woman-bashing is dangerously inflammatory; imoh, the women (if any) in your lives should RUN, fast and far.
i’m guessing all you guys have at least one thing (besides your anger) in common.
Too true. Thankfully, to homo sapiens sapiens, hearing is not the same with listening.
- The Drill – The Drill (Paolo Bolognesi Remix)
Well, I think you should go to http://www.askmen.com it’s a much better site than this one. It’s not nonsensical.
No she was attention whoring like you are.
Now bug off.
Her feelings and emotions? Those are only useful to an attention whore. Irrelevant to any real conversation. The only real bonding a woman can do is the bond of her mouth around his point of interest.
Now bug off.
She was just trying to bond with you. That’s the reason why she’s telling you the story. She’s sharing with you : Her feelings, Her emotions. Contrastingly, men bond through shared activity.
So true. When women speak to each other it is exactly like that. Never giving each other a chance to talk. When an ‘empowered’ woman speaks to a man it is the same thing, and men seldom respond because we do not lower ourselves to such levels of stupidity. When a real woman is in the presence of a man, she knows she has nothing proper to contribute to the conversation, so she keeps her trap shut.
When men are together having a conversation it’s a beautiful thing. Both sides get to present their opinions on the issue being discussed, and it raises the general level of knowledge and understanding to all concerned.
As a matter of fact, formal debates never needed to have rules until the advent of feminism, when women felt the need to have their views heard (and by that I mean theirs alone).
I actually had to look up shark anatomy on this one. Bugger can have it out with the misses and the mistress at the same time.
What a mantastic fish!
That’s why my nickname in school was “the Shark”
Oh, so you gots more of ‘em?