Archive for December, 2006

News Flash! Men Have Testicles!

Posted in Science Says... on December 6th, 2006

Men and women are equal? Yea right. Where the fuck did that even start? Probably at the end of an ice cream and Chardonnay binge where the rest of women and their mythical, ego-building bullshit starts. You can have all the Tiki Taki Bed Bath & Beyond shit in the world, it doesn’t mean you don’t still need a man like your empty life fucking depends on it.

Men and women are perfectly equal except for these things men have that make them jump out of bed at the crack of morning and ask who or what is going to get his or its ass kicked today no matter what happened the day before.

Those things are called testicles. Man testicles. Men and women are not equal. Men are better than women. [Read more]

Why Can’t Women Hook Up a VCR?

Posted in Ask Dick on December 4th, 2006

There are two things women can’t do:

Hook up a VCR and Everything.

If you have ever seen a woman do either of those two things, you were either manlucinating or watching a transvestite. Loss of Man Points for the latter. [Read more]