Alec Baldwin: Father of the Year
It’s not often that I, Dick Masterson, bestow an award like Father of the Year. In fact this is the only time I’ve ever done it. But who knows what the future holds. Submit your nominations for 2008 today!
Alec Baldwin, legendary for his roles in Beetlejuice and She’s Having a Baby, recently left a passionate voice mail for his 11 year old daughter. When I think of “fatherâ€? I think “passionâ€?. Do you know what a father’s role is? To protect a useless little girl from a world of horrible things. Without a father, who would beat off the hordes of horny boys young girls naturally attract?
Being a father is just like being in the movie The 300. That’s awesome. Way to go Dad’s.
Here’s a quote from Alec Baldwin’s voicemail.
“This crap you pull on me with this goddamn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother”
Amen, brother. The amount of crap young ladies pull with their cellphone is staggering, no matter how esoteric it’s worded.
Look, fatherhood is an accident. There has never been a time where a man looked at a woman and said, “You want to be a mother? Yea, that’s a good idea.” And he wasn’t sarcastic when he said it. Nine times out of ten, it’s accidental.
As a man, when I listen to Alec Baldwin’s passionate discourse with his young daughter, which I’m linking to at the end of this article, I think of two things. The first thing is, “Hey, good for you buddy. Here’s a man-thanks from the rest of us. Someone’s got to tell this woman this shit eventually and you’re the only one who’s not going to lose sex over it.â€? The second thing I think is, “Who fucked this up in the first place.â€?
Like always, to me the answer is obvious: Kim Bassinger.
Women fuck up everything. The Garden of Eden, The Beatles, Mel Gibson, Iraq; women are the vagina in the ointment of life. Here’s another thing women fucked up. What kind of mother posts a recording of her baby’s daddy flipping the fuck out on the internet? I’ll tell you exactly what kind of mother.
Every mother.
Women are the worst parents in the world and ten times worse than all other types of parents. Women are so possessive over their children that they would eat their father’s heads if they weren’t so goddamn afraid of the Repo Man. Women will do anything and everything to get a father’s influence out of their child’s life. If Kim Basinger would stoop so low as to post this shit on the internet, then what else has she done? Has she taught her 11 year old daughter about sex? Who’s to say she hasn’t! Women shouldn’t be taught about sex until they’re 25.
Has Alec Baldwin ever posted scandalous and embarrassing shit perpetrated by Kim Basinger against his daughter on the internet? Does Alec Baldwin have a website called, “The Time Kim Basinger Thought About Shooting Some Tequila While She Was Pregnant.com�? No. Of course not. Alec Baldwin is so classy he could tell a Muppet to go fuck itself and I would probably buy it.
All women have thought about shooting Tequila while they’re pregnant. Women are a weak and corruptible bunch. Alec Baldwin is MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Father of the Year.
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I am pretty passionate about Alex Baldwin and will enjoy responding to those pop tarts that show up uninvited and slam him. Stay tuned… Alex has been maligned by rabid, hypocritical, visitation denying, judicial system manipulating, male parent alienating, male bashing sluts that wouldn’t know their asses from a hole in the ground.
Jack T: It’s very doubtful Timugen would have allowed himself to get agry at women. Keep your info coming (links etc) they have use if they’re true. The hysterical posts you make are a little off putting for me personally. A group, maybe in the future but I’d only join one with men that displayed balance. Theres probably a better word I could have used but there are posters on this site that I’m sure know what I mean. Anyone seen studioline lately? He was looking for a group to join, maybe you could ask him JT, if he shows again.
Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
My anger is temperory and I only use it as a tool when I need it. Hatred will destroy anything that consumes it! I might be the only guy here that might actually get the job done of bringing absolute patriarchy! I am a modern a day Genghis Khan, my allegiance to my brotherhood is emaculateand solid! Using all the modern MAN-MADE technology available we have tracked every Cunt who wants kill men on the the the number is staggering, it is 82,030,659 to the day!!! Please spread this news to every guy on the planet. All these cunts are working day and night to eradicate our rights, destroy are health and lives! Nobody on the website even talks about feminazis?!! Brothers start focusing on people who want to kill you! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism 8 Trillion dollars have already being spent on eradicating men in the US!!! The male population has dropped by 10% percent! Does that not make you angry? A man commits suicide every 25th divorce! Does that not make you ANGRY? These are my fellow brothers! Men are rotting in millions of men are rotting in jail because some cunt decided to cook up a story! Does that not make you angry Harry, Chris, Watcher, STack, micho and the rest of the guys? When a 11 year old boy gets raped by a 38 year old cunt and she gets pregnant with his kid, and she walks away free while the goverment confiscates the $200 kid has saved shovelling snow and forces the kid to pay child support, does that not make you want to tear these cunts to shreads? When universities all overthe world teach the SCUM Manifesto and other similar propaganda of eradicaring men from the earth under gender/ women studies to millions and millions of women for the last fifty years, do you expect me to do? Do you guys not know the plans of the enemy? http://www.manhater.org When lesbian gangs go shooting injuring men and raping other women am I to just except it?http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
I have already invested incredible amount of time money energy to bring in Male Supremacy and Absolute Male Dominated Patriarchy!
I am fighting for you brothers! From the beginning of time everything we have is gives to us by men! And I will honour them! FOCUS on the 82,030,659 CUNTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE US FROM THE WORLD! THIS INFORMATION IS PRECISELY ACCURATE FOR THE DAY! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=89815961320
Groups of castrate all men all over internet! This one is by Maxine Healey and Samantha Thomas from Wales http://www.facebook.com/people/Maxine-Healey/699711987
http://www.facebook.com/people/Samantha-Thomas/582097891
GUYS SPREAD THE NEWS AND FOCUS ON THE 82 MILLION PLUS CUNTS WHO WANY TO KILL YOU! I will get the job done if I have to do it buy myself! There may more videos articles, medai and data I want to shshare with you so shall we all create Gmail accounts we can use the audio talk feature built in to the browser! Alright there is work to be d one we need to group up and stay in touch. BE BLESSED IN EVERYWAY!
Love your passion.
Respect your opinion.
Like that you actually want to DO something about it.
But no.
These cunts (and stats) don’t make me “angry”.
Feminism is a A FUCKING MASSIVE FAILURE….
as long as men don’t subscribe to it.
No woman ever took anything from me that I didn’t GIVE her. Not in a marriage. Not in a divorce. Not in a domestic dispute. So what the fuck is there to be ANGRY about?
And I will CERTAINLY not allow a woman (or “women” as a whole) to upset and anger me OUTSIDE of those situations either.
So how can you be angry because 1 out of 25 married men commits suicide???
Even though a woman may have had a hand in taking his life, freedom and happiness away…. the REALITY IS, he GAVE it away.
I can’t be angry that some group of man hating feminazis are lesbians and fucking failures at destroying my life. That’s their problem.
Women like this are like a little fat 5 year old taking swing at you while you hold your outstretched arm on their HEAD, and they get ANGRIER and ANGRIER BECAUSE THEY CAN’T HIT YOU – OR HURT YOU – BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT LETTING THEM.
You don’t need to “FOCUS on the 82,030,659 CUNTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE US FROM THE WORLD”
Because I don’t care what women want.
WHO THE FUCK WOULD????
• Women want men who….
• Women just want this…
• Women want us dead….
• Women want to get married
• Women want a man to hold them after sex….
• Women just want….
• Women need….
QUESTION: WHAT DO WOMEN WANT????
MANSWER: WHO FUCKING CARES.
Just focus on changing the world one Ameriskank at a time. Make sure you DONT give her what she wants and you will get so fucking laid.
It’s much more fun that way.
Think about it.
Men just need to stop chasing women and trying to please them. When a woman complains that she doesnt want to do the cooking, what do MEN do?? We invent the MICROWAVE to make things easier.
We invent the washer and dryer to make hanging and drying laundry a non-issue.
When men stop chasing women and trying to please and appease them…… every “problem” he has with women will magically VANISH.
What bliss.
Much truth in these words. I now walk this path. Stress free life.
Harry – the two-part question I ask every woman who shows any interest in me:
Do you believe it is A) a man’s job to entertain you, “make you happy,” and “be everything you think he should be at any given moment?” or B) a man’s job to be a decent person?
If they cannot answer that question with the latter, AND quickly, I ignore them and move on.
Simple. And it kills TONS of weeds before they can ever take root.
MyBaldOneNeverBeetlejuicesABeyaatch!
BB: *smiling* Sounds good. Not that I test them (yes I still get interest at 46 and some from women that clearly SHOULDN’T be showing me interest) but I d usually wind them up a bit, it tends to get them to show their true colours. Probably a bit to basic to call it psychology but it works for me. Also Chris’ tip is spot on, don’t chase them, show little to no interest in them, you’ll have them touching you (displaying interst) all the time. Fact.
What about the little boys who get raped by women who have to pay for child support? I guess I am the only guy that gives a shit about my gender!!!
Chris=Mr. Empty-pants
Haha89=Ms. Empty bra, flat ass, and dumb as a bag of hammers.
Glad this matter is being addressed. Alec Baldwin is an awesome actor, and got the stiff from the almighty female-centric media regarding his daughter. Any man that has been in his situation or something similar, knows in his heart, what Alec had to endure; from alienation of affections to denied visitation, to dealing with a vindictive, bitter, controlling wench long after you’ve divorced her. I am not naming names, I’m just saying. Kudos and good luck to Alec and his daughter; someday hopefully if the kid didn’t get too badly brainwashed, will see the reality of the situation.
You show insight. In my case, unfortunately, my ex did not have to fear the reposser and hence utilized the government’s offer to turn me into an idigent incarerant to continue the proping up of the vote buying scheme labeled child support. Good choice!
Clever..
But that would never be the case, you see. I have a wonderful father who, for these past 18 years that I’ve been on this earth, taught me many splendid and valuable lessons. One of those lessons is to be independent; To never become reliant or dependent on another individual. So far, so good. And I have a very good feeling that it shall remain that way.
Now that’s some funny shit.
Only useful purpose in trolls, is sharpening the witty one liners on them. Sort of like how swords used to be temper quenched in the live bodies of war prisoners. Entertainment that serves a useful purpose.
Ahh, if only to have been born into the good old days…
Yep, and even overly english uninterestingly accurate to the Nth dimensional gate.
How about you say something other than braying, Jack ass?
My subscription expired when I wouldn’t pay your welfare bill……
Now that THAT is out of the way, remember not to let the door hit you in your overly uninteresting ass on the way out……….
Overly uninteresting? Ha, why don’t you just subscribe to all my respondings right now and call it a night.
I know that Doubt knows, so “We” all know. Duh. All men know all things.
And we all know you talk too damned much.
No, your opinions are irritating, overly uninteresting, unuseful, not insightful, and of course, they are something you take as Fact & Truth.
She would make a good addition to my house foundation. Remember, it is only against the law if you get caught, my friends.
“We all know” – You don’t know.
“Your opinions are uneducated, shallow, and perfectly forgettable” – Just like this? :
You just talk on and on. We all know that in reality you would see a man beaten to death before you admitted to your own irresponsibility. That is why what you have to say does not matter to us – you are stupid, and a liar – a bad liar – in addition to that. Your opinions are uneducated, shallow, and perfectly forgettable.
Sgt. Reyes, I wholeheartedly agree. The criminal justice system is (for lack of a better word) fucked. There will always be biases and injustice in the system sad to say. I hate the double standards. What I am sorry about is the case you mentioned. THAT is a shame, and reflects one of the many flaws in our courts. I’m a freshman in college so I haven’t been able to take many classes on criminal justice and the legal system, but one doesn’t need to to know about all the disadvantages and problems there are. That man deserved to be heard from the start.
A good comment; my question is that why do women demand that men (boyfriends, husbands, etc) support THEIR causes, ad nauseam, yet women never support men’s causes? The sentiments voiced by Sandra are unfortunately rare. Women generally never go to bat for men, yet demand that men support them emotionally, spiritually, career wise, parenting wise, and any other area of discussion. Reciprocation would be welcome and the moral thing to do. With women, it’s usually all about her, no wonder so many men are pissed off all the time. We’ve had it up to here with demands by women; up to here. Stick a fork in us, we’re done.
When a woman attempts to poison a Man’s children against him it’s wrong and she should be smacked down in courts as most court orders specifically forbid it. I know mine does and if I ever hear that bitch open her mouth in a negative way it’s getting recorded.
Problem is, the judge won’t do a damn thing. I heard from a local police officer that a Man came in and complained every day for a year that his Ex-wife was violating a court order and that she was not adhering to visitation. ONE WHOLE YEAR OF POLICE REPORTS. When brought to the judge she did nothing.
Freedom, liberty and justice for none, well, at least not Men.
- Sgt. Reyes
You are on our site. You will deal with all of us. You only serve as a case-study for the inhumanely inferior, superficial little Western hogs. Because stagnant society contains inflated fuckbox garbage, the entire product has become contaminated. I can not tolerate the very thought of contributing to your petty, shallow existence so I will not.
Oh Doubt, I’m quite aware I wasn’t directly asked but thank you. I know you own the internet and all, and I’m terribly sorry if my postings have become a huge bother to you. And when I say I’m terribly sorry what I really mean is that I simply don’t care what you think about me (yet again, this is the internet. how foolish of you to think i’d care if you did..) or what you have to say. Well, let me rephrase that: I don’t care what you have to say UNLESS it has some sort of reasoning behind it. Which would not include “i can tell from your name . . . that you are stupid”. Now does that really sound intelligent or witty to you? If you don’t want to read my posts, simply don’t read them. In all seriousness, I’m not spamming, I’m not attacking everyone, I’m simply responding to a couple posts here and there- No reason to overreact unless you find it threatening.
PS- Forcing myself on you all? I was never aware of that being my intention, but alright. I guess you know best..
Nobody asked you what you saw. I can tell from your name all I would ever care to know about you – that you are stupid.
Let’s play a game. Someone will ask you a question and then you will arrive at our site and you will answer us. If nobody asks you a question, apparantly nobody really cares enough about your pasty existence to give a shit.
Stop forcing yourself on us – it gets old very fast. No means no, girly-girl.
Hmm, all i saw (when reading the transcript of it long, long ago) was an angry man who didn’t know how to control his own emotions. Who didn’t know how to react calmly and rationally. If a mother left that msg on a young child’s voicemail I would say the same. So it doesn’t even have to do with gender. I do agree with Dick when he mentioned the role of the father (protector) and I do as well think “passion” when it comes to the fatherhood. But see, there are different types of passion. With everything there is good and bad. His way of expressing his “passion” (if that’s what one would call it, I suppose so..), I think he could have taken a better route. Not be “easy”, you can be strong and firm without verbally attacking like a wild dog with rabies.
I want to give you bigot of the year award!
i personally don’t think that what he did was so bad
but you shouldn’t award someone for hurting his daughter
whoops!
i keep on forgetting whose site this is!