All Women Hate Guns
Guns are awesome. In fact, a gun is the manliest thing there is.
I take that back. The manliest thing there is would be a hot car or some kind of super motorcycle with guns attached to it. In that case, it’s a case of chicken and egg. Is the car manlier because of the guns or are the guns manlier because of the car? What about a tank? Where does it play into this manly game?
Wherever the fuck it wants. It’s a tank.
All men like guns and think they’re the greatest thing that has ever happened to man-humanity. Did you know that without guns 99% of people would be slaves? Guns ended slavery and that’s 100% true.
Before the invention of the gun, mankind lived in a feudal society. I have seen the film Braveheart many times and I become more and more certain each time I see it that feudal life was fucked. You can thank guns for the end of that dicketry.
As a man, it is only natural you thank things for what they’ve done for you. If you were a woman, you would have to figure out some way to have sex with the invention of the gun. That’s the only way women show their gratitude: lackluster sex.
Oh wait, I’m just kidding because all women hate guns and would never thank them.
Like most everything that’s good for them, women hate guns. It could be because they’re loud. Women hate loud things don’t they? Things like fun parties, and football games, and little yappy, worthless dogs that give them an excuse to refer to themselves as “mommy” about six years too soon. No, that can’t be it. Maybe women hate guns because they’re complicated — guns mind you. Not women. Women are as simple broken vending machines. No matter what you put into them, you don’t get anything you want.
Guns have moving parts and require care-taking. Recently, I heard a female comedian say vaginas are complicated though, so that’s probably not the reason. I could hear her saying it crystal clear too because no one was laughing.
The truth is that women enjoy being in danger. That’s why they hate guns. Guns are safe so women hate them. It’s logic. Without guns you, me, and everyone in the world would be on constant alert for the Hun Alarm that would jolt us out of bed in the middle of the night and let us eloquently know our whole town was about to get burned to the goddamn ground.
Thank guns and thank your man military that doesn’t happen.
That’s also why women love safety belts so much. Safety belts are dangerous just like guns aren’t. They make women drive like chimpanzees on speed with absolutely no regard for anyone’s personal safety. Have you ever seen a woman drive without a safety belt? No. And you’ve never seen a woman drive worth a shit.
I rest my case.
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wow, pathetic, looks like someone got his feelings hurt by a woman and is finding a way to let it out. For your information, there are women that like guns, me being one of them, as a matter of fact i just got back from the range. really stupid and not very smart.
How do you know that he got his feelings hurt by a woman??
Are women capable of being HURTFUL?????
And if women are HURTFUL,
how can you possibly blame the MAN for that???
What am I saying. I am asking a woman holding a GUN.
We prefer women who hold our cocks.
As you were….. Sir.
Classic. A girl with a gun or pair of scissors would cut a man’s dick off and then be overheard saying “looks like someone got hurt by a woman”. Makes me want to walk into the nearest battered women’s shelter and say “looks like someone didn’t know when to shut the fuck up”.
Yup, say something a woman doesn’t agree with and they’ll even intimate they’ll hunt you down with a gun. How fucking insecure can women get?
Zach; Terrible thing to say, funny as fuck though.
“looks like someone didn’t know when to shut the fuck up”.
LMAO, I feel bad for laughing, but can’t help it. Funny thing is, it’s bloody true most of the time.
Chris AND MarkEMark=Mr. Empty-pants
Women are so pathetic and NEEDY! you cant even spell woman without man. Its in the stars.. theyll always be needy cunts.
I’m a woman who thinks women are stupid and mean etc and I hate them just as much as all of you do, but don’t we have better things to fight about than women? [I mean, clearly men won.] Shouldn’t you be fighting about something else like world hunger…?
The only people “fighting” here are angry women who are simply not invited to the party. Kinda like fat chicks who fight for the right to the same amount of male attention as hot chicks get.
Yeah we know you women hate each other like a dear hates a shotgun. That’s not news. You just get extra points for openly admitting it.
Why would you expect men to fight for something like world hunger??? When men pay 95% of child support even for children who are NOT THEIR OWN.
You will never find a woman who pays child support for children who are not HERS.
Men do more for world hunger than women do.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
The problem Abby is that women for the past decades do nothing else byt fight with men. Naturally someone must wake up and end this fight. Even some women DO that like for ex:
“The Cultural Devastation of American Women:
The Strange and Frightening Decline of the American Female”
- by Nancy Levant
Save the Males: Why Men Matter Why Women Should Care
by Kathleen Parker
What we men do is we defend ourselves against feminazzi.
What whimmin do is play victim role.
By doing nothing the feminazzi will only grow.
You know all of this you only pretend you don’t. So, when you whimmin will stop pretending you do not know, do not understand???
And if you wanna fight the hunger, there are organizations for that, and you will find plenty of men there.
All women are born liars! Guys lets make them pay for what they have done to our brothers! Everybody start making movies,videos,art, books,vblogs,blogs,websites on Complete MaleSupremacy and take over of all money, power, business,education, industry, electronics! All hail Patriarchy!!! All my brothers rise up! All the men rise up! Let’s all work together to bring in the New Masculine Era!
http://www.savethemales.ca http://www.henrymakow.com http://www.standyourground.com/boyc http://mensrightsmovement.com
I love guns. I got my first gun for my 7th birthday. It was a bb gun, but i got my first real gun for Christmas when i was 12. Does this make me a man?
No it doesn’t make you a man.
Nothing will.
I’m sorry.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Well apparently Im neither man nor woman since every generalization on this site is false. I love guns, i love capitalism, I would not vote for Hitler(lol), I love America, etc…
Nobody gives a fuck what you think you are.
Read “The Cultural Devastation of American Women: The Strange an Frightening Decline of the American Female”. – by Nancy Levant
You cunts just LOVE to think “you’re something else”.
Thats a very interesting article! So…what does it have to do with this topic?
I don’t think i’m “something else” Im simply stating that the representations of what women are on this site are entirely inaccurate. Some women fit this mold, but not even close to all women do. If i said all men are abusive, raping, child molesting assholes i would be as wrong as Dick is when he says these things about women.
This article ends:
“I mean, seriously, you want to purposefully destroy a perfectly good culture? Give dictatorial powers to a small group of rich men and destroy the female psyche. Then sit back and watch that culture go up in flames.”
I agree wholeheartedly with what this woman is saying. Do you?
Its not an article… its a BOOK. Written by –>> A WOMAN about dumb cunts like yourself.
Then you wouldn’t blame men for “generalizing”.
Are you on the rag?
I think there’s blood running down your leg from your smelly cooze.
I didn’t blame men for generalizing. I blamed dick masterson for generalizing and you for supporting said generalizations. This woman gives a clear and concise picture of the problems we face in this country due to feminism. She is right. I agree with HER. However, you present a silly and biased view and state that all women are….stupid, useless, etc, fill in the blank. She presents her arguments logically. You do not. She leaves emotion out of it, and uses reason. You do not.
Oh honey. Give it a rest, will you?
You want me to put in your ass, ball-deep?
This is NEVER gonna get you laid.
Never lecture a man on “logic” when you’re not even LOGICAL enough to understand what “no women allowed” means. You are not wanted or welcome here… and you KNOW it.
So what do you EXPECT??
A FUCKING HUG???
A conversation where you are acknowledged as anything more than a piece of shit under a man’s shoe?
Only woman walks into the men’s room where it says “NO WOMEN ALLOWED” and starts yammering on about the way it smells.
Come here sweety…
Im gonna piss on your leg a rip a screaming diaherria fart all over your pretty dress.
1. No i do not want you to “put it in my ass balls deep”
2. I don’t need to get laid. I am engaged to a kickass dude.
3. This is not a mens room, this is the internet. Anyone is allowed. The fact that you don’t WANT women here means nothing to me.
4. I’m not wearing a dress.
You’re engaged to a kick-ass dude?
Well if he is so kick-ass….
why are you talking to ME??
Nevermind I know the answer to that. I get engaged / married / attached women talking about their awesome fiancees only minutes before I am hammering their pussies.
You should be careful, cunt.
Or I’m gonna start thinking you really LIKE me.
I know the fact that you are not wanted here means nothing to you. You have a callous indifference to the humanity of men and CANT EVEN COMPREHEND that a man doesn’t want you there.
Imagine if men were the same.
Imagine if a man walked into the ladies room – JUST BECAUSE HE CAN – and didn’t care if you didn’t want him there, and just started pissing on your leg.
Fuuuccckk!! this bitch krazyasssarah’s here again? We need to get a restraining order on her ass!
I’m talking to you because I was curious as to the rationale behind the beliefs espoused on this site. I wanted to know if this was a satirical way of pointing out the failures of feminism, or just a place to trash and hate on all women. It appears to be the latter, although I think the authors goal was the former.
I don’t particularly like you. Not because we disagree, but because you’re not smart enough to present a logical argument for you proclaimed beliefs. That’s not admirable.
Like i said before, this is not a mens room, this is the internet. My posting on this site cannot be compared to a man walking into a womens room. Nice try, though.
I LOVE it when an American girl doesn’t like me. Its the biggest compliment a guy can possibly get from your worthless hookers.
Are you REALLY still yammering on about “logical” arguments like you have a clue?
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/why-women-cant-drive-part-4/#comm ent-503806
AND YES! your posting on this site can be directly compared to the 72% of women who initiate all domestic disputes, divorces and violence in this country,.
YOU are the reason battered / beaten and raped women exist in this country. Behavior like yours is the reason.
Your OFF-THE-CHART sense of entitlement (including defending a driver who would ever hit a pedestrian under any circumstances) is an absolute abomination.
Please go spend time with your fiancee instead.
I am quite certain he earned it more than me.
Please stop setting the example of a worthless cheating whore wife.
Thanks.
I’m not defending a driver who would hit a pedestrian. I’m making the point that members of pit crews, in the PIT LANE are not pedestrians. They are pit crews, only on the racetrack to perform a duty, not there to walk around freely.
Pedestrians are people walking around on public roads and ways. RACETRACKS are not pedestrian ways.
Im not setting the example of a “worthless, cheating, whore wife.” I challenge you to show how anything ive said has led you to believe that I cheat, or that I am a whore.
It is you who is setting the example of a stupid man who is so set in his ways that not even reality can snap him out of it. I am open to new ideas. But I don’t accept ideas unless they make sense and are based in reality. This is where you and I are different.
If this was a female who had gotten hit by a man driver, you would be ranting and raving about how stupid she was to be wandering around in the pit lane when she should have been getting the fuck out of the way. And you would be right. This guy was not pedestrian. The end.
This article almost brought tears to my eyes,too bad real men dont cry.
But anyhow this reality and thats why the reason woman never should be in law enforcement or the militairy and politics.
Here’s a possible brain-teaser…at least it will be for women, who have the dangedest time trying to approach a solution with objectivity: Was there ever a time that the news covered a man cutting off his wife or girlfriend’s tits because she abused him–oh, and don’t tell me that shit doesn’t happen–and then have it splashed all over the news, with other guys hootin’ and hollerin’ as if he was some kind of national hero?
Why do women need other women as heros? Why the need to prop up angry, bitter, misanthropic and gottam ugly rejects as “role models” for women and young girls? Is this the problem that women fear so mightily through time immemoriam? Is it–shudder–LSE? [Low Self-Esteem?]
This need for role models is a human condition, not an exclusively female one. This website is a good example. You all love dick and look up to him almost like a god. Its the same as feminists looking up to man-haters.
C’mon, jeez. Most women hate guns…they’re phallic symbols ferchrissakes.
Oh and another thing. Everyone on here acts so sexist! Everything a man can do, a women can do. Everything a women can do, a man can do! Unless it has to do with what they have as a human. That’s so ridiculous. I think you should all realize that not one gender is better than the other. That’s what being equal as men and women is about. Women are minorities even today, but I still see it as equal even though I am a girl. Oh and one more thing, Someone said women do nothing but lay in bed and have an orgasm, It’s actually really hard to have an orgasm as a chick, unless they know how to use their mouth. Lol.
Fuck off with that shit.
Everyone on here acts so sexist?????
Well as long as I ACT “SEXIST” AND WORSHIP YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE A GIRL you won’t have any problem with THAT kind of “sexism”, right bitch???
You only have a problem with the “sexism” you DON’T like.
And we don’t care about how hard it is for you to have an orgasm. You don’t pay for dinner when the waiter drops the check.
AND YOU PRETEND YOU’RE EQUAL???
Why don’t you “equally” pay child support and your own alimony??
Women don’t make ANY effort to take men out and show MEN a good time. Women don’t buy men houses, cars, and diamond rings.
SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE CARE ABOUT YOUR ORGASM????
Shut the fuck up and start sucking on a cock.
That’s all you’re good for.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
So, let me get this straight, everything a man can do women can do? Really? Then why are the physical fitness standards lower for women in the military? Why is a passing grade for a woman a failing grade for a man in military PT? Why are women not allowed to be Navy SEALS, Army Special Forces, Air Force ParaRescue Jumpers or Marine Force Recon? It is because of the physical requirements and more. So it would appear that your statement about “women can do everything a man can do.” Is quite incorrect.
Actually, not all women hate guns. I love guns. Pretty standard but I want a 9 mm. I have no idea why it just fascinates me. Even though it isn’t the most amazing of all guns. Maybe you should put “Most women” instead of labeling it to say “All women”.
Guns didn’t end slavery, you fucking idiot. People who used guns did. The guns were an aid in ending it, not the reason people decided it wasn’t cool anymore. Guns were coexisisted with slavery for a long time and even assisted slave traders.
So what about you shut the fuck up and take a history class, you asshole.
first off,guns have the ability to kill “people”
but they need someone to use them,a MAN.
the man uses the GUN to kill someone,and if you’re such an brilliant guy let me tell you, not the gun kills,the bullet does.
also,that you’re such an awesomely well educated bitch i can tell you there were like zero guns used in slavery-times,it was lashes in most cases.
so please,you should rather feed your boys,or at least do something minimally-usefull than posting crap.
shouldnt be “All women hate guns”,rather “All women hate weapons”
they’re simply too stupid to see why to use a weapon.
men understood the use of weapons very early , as far as i know , women only knew how to cook the food their man hunted.
they’re dumb.
woman don’t like it when men attack woman,why because they know they are intellectually and physically inferior in every way,yes you get the odd woman who is more mentally and physically better than the average man,but overall they are not as intelligent,and what are you gonna do about it if you disagree nothing you don’t even like guns the one thing which gave you equal grounds so you won’t even allow yourselfs to be able to phyically fight back you are a joke
reading some of the comments i have to agree woman are just baby machines that can’t do much else other than food shop and pop out more babies,tats all they are good for oh yes and turning their kids into gay kids who like smelling flowers instead of shooting guns
LOL I just about completely agree with this its strange when you are a kid if you hang with girls you are gay,then we grow up and mate with them,crazy not that i don’t find them physically attractive but mentally woman do your head in they are freakin gay
I have to say though not all woman are like this and the ones who are not and see the world for what is is are my kind of woman,the woman who love guns like the one below (wendy)are true woman and they make a mockery of the mummy gay ass types,fuck them and their yappy shitty dogs,I won’t be there to save their ass when the next war comes the only people worth saving are those willing to save themselves and others
Guns are the best shit ever.
I’ve had a friend who was shot by a vicious asshole with a gun, I don’t blame the gun, I don’t hate the gun, In fact I believe the police who took him to jail did in fact have guns
Of course woman do hate guns, guns are manly, women hate manliness.
Of course they don’t hesitate to use a gun on you if they need to.
hello im a women and i was just on the internet and some how i came across your site and i think i just died a little bit more inside, i mean really i love guns and i bet i know more about them then you i own a desert eagle,paid for with my own money. oops maybe i shouldnt have said that because the creater of this site is a man and he will obviously try to out do me by saying something better than me hey your just a jerk and a coward obviouslly with a small dick and guess what you have way to much time on your hands (NOT GETTING LAID) you should just face facts YOU SUCK IN BED GOD I THOUGHT things like you went out with eight tracks LOL your a piece of shit. and guess what im a cop so in my spare time (WHEN IM NOT FUCKING MY FIANCE) and working (and helping him change the flat tires) ive done it countless times so its no thang, (my dad owns a car shop) i will be working on shutting you down
go be a sexist pig somewhere else because no matter how much you moan and complain erectile dysfunction will be your calling
COWARD COWARD COWARD
We are not talking about you here miss/mrs. We are talking about every average woman.
Modern every everage woman has developed characteristics, that straight men can only puke ( cos gay men really don’t care)
One of these characteristics is that a whimmin always denys that she is like that.
If I told you I was Bill Gates would you believe me? No. Same way we don’t believe you. Because we don’t pay attention to what you say about yourself, but we look how you act on every day basis, and when we look, we puke.
And just because we tell you this message do not be a hater. And when I say we, I do not mean only men on this site, cos whenever a man eteres this site and choses to post, every man says the same thing. You know why? Cos here men can honstly express what they think.
You deny that right to men outside of the net, and now you try to deny that right to men here. But even more you deny yourself the right to find out the truth. So ask yourself the question – would you like to wake up from coma now, or would you like to wake up from coma when it’s too late?
If you chose to respond simple thank you first will be OK. But if you chose to not thank me for this message, you”ll only get as far as geting ingored.
Start apperciate what men are saying to you, and start appreciate that we are still talking to you, cos negative attention doesn’t last as long as you would wish it would.
Timid Woman will NEVER choose the red pill: why do think there were only 3 female characters in The Matrix: one was so useless that she got killed off (tho the bitch loved her Browning, I’ll give her that); another stayed in the kitchen like she was supposed to; and the other, Trinity, represented the Virgin Mother/pure lover (she was The One’s only one, made to be with him).
Jack Nicholson – that manliest of manly men – was right when his character said “you [Timid Woman] can’t handle the truth”.
• Improper run-on sentence structure – CHECK.
• Lousy grammar – CHECK.
• No capitalization – CHECK.
• “you can’t laid” shaming language – CHECK.
(By the way…. why don’t women ever accuse men of never being able to have an intelligent conversation?? Why don’t women ever threaten to withhold “love”?? Is it because they KNOW the only thing they are good for is vagina?)
• “Tiny dick” insult – CHECK.
(A woman doesn’t need a penis at all to have the screaming orgasm of her life, so what the fuck is she going on about?)
• “you suck in bed” insult – CHECK.
Again – woman will never say “you suck at intelligent conversation”…. but a guy she never met – “sucks in bed”.
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE…..
• “I’m gonna work on shutting you down”.
How the fuck are you going to shut a website down that you’re not even permitted on??? Just because a man THINKS something you don’t like. Are you out of your fuckin’ mind???
Since WE didn’t come to you….. instead of telling a man who never treated you badly “go be a sexist pig somewhere else”…… WHY DONT YOU FUCK OFF LIKE YOU ARE TOLD AND GO BE A DUMB CUNT SOMEWHERE ELSE.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Because I like to. As for the statement that I’m on a website I’m not even permitted on, remember that the internet allows you to go wherever you want. If you areso dead set on keeping women off this site, maybe you should think about having better security on your cover page. This site allowed me to enter it, so therefore, I’m allowed on. Remember, also, that if it weren’t for women, none of you unappreciative men would be here! Because I’m sure, being the “smart, intelligent” men that you are, you must have passed high school Biology. If you did, you will recall, I’m sure, that little portion that says that WOMEN are the ones who have the babies! So just remember, there are certain things that men are better at, but there are also a lot of things that men couldn’t do without us! : )
“Because I like to.”
Well, if you “like” to disrespect other people’s personal space, then don’t be surprised when those people disrespect you in turn.
“Remember, also, that if it weren’t for women, none of you unappreciative men would be here!”
Women don’t initiate sex. Women don’t pay for the dates. Women don’t buy men rings,flowers,jewelry and other expensive items as a prerequisite to sex, men work at least twice as hard as women to make sex happen in the first place.
“Because I’m sure, being the “smart, intelligent” men that you are, you must have passed high school Biology. If you did, you will recall, I’m sure, that little portion that says that WOMEN are the ones who have the babies!”
I guess you missed the part where they explained that women don’t reproduce asexually.
“…but there are also a lot of things that men couldn’t do without us!”
Name one, besides gestating fetuses.
Working class loser alert…
You are fucking your fiance? I think it’s more you being fucked by him, i guess.
I don’t like guns because someone shot my brother in an armed convenience store robbery.
That doesn’t make me feel safe, nor does it remind me of “what I can’t be”. It makes me grateful I will never possess the rage, will, or need to take a human life. SO I hope you just keep the guns on the shooting range.
Before guns, people were robbing each other with swords. Before swords, they were using clubs.
You don’t blame a tool for the actions of the person who misuses it.
If somebody used a golf club to hurt your brother would you “not like” golf clubs?
“SO I hope you just keep the guns on the shooting range.”
Regarding your brother – I’m sorry.
However, “keeping the guns on the shooting range” is the worst possible scenario for people in high-crime areas, and a society in general.
Why?
You have to remember that, by definition, a criminal is someone who breaks (an EXISTING) law. Just as the robber had no regard for the merchant’s work put into procuring and displaying his/her goods for sale; neither did/would the robber have any regard for a policy of “No guns allowed on these premises” (expressed or implied).
In other words, we can’t always know or control someone else’s intent and actions, and as such, if they happen to be malicious, it is best to “keep the game even,” so to speak, and allow the law-abiding to carry guns, in this case (in The United States, every jurisdiction which has passed “shall-issue” legislation has seen, incrementally, their violent crime rate drop – this is an example of what is termed “external effects”…would-be criminals a) know this area is more heavily armed in general, and b) DON’T KNOW WHO is armed…it’s an excellent and proven deterrent).
SO, “keeping the guns on the shooting range” is an excellent way to ensure more, and easier, victims.
Hope your brother’s okay.
CCRKBA-GOA-NRA-alltheway!
Right on the money, my friend. The best way to solve gun crime is to give every man a gun.
Guns do not make you a killer. Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
To “a girl”:
You may never possess the rage. That’s good. (To act efficiently and decisively in self defense, a cool head and grim determination beat blind rage anytime.)
You may never possess the will. (That is less good for you, than the rapist(s)/street thug(s)/home invader(s) who may choose to involve themselves in your life someday.)
I can say with confidence, that you will likely never possess the “rage” (good!) or “will” (perhaps not so good.) Most women in our society don’t possess either one. I wish I could say the same about the third item you specified, for life has a way of presenting new NEEDS to you when you least expect them, “girl.” For this third item is something that MANY, MANY women have found themselves in “possession” of, when they least expected to “possess” it. And given that you call yourself a “girl”, I’m assuming you’re young. LOTS can happen in your future, honey. I only hope you don’t end up learning that the hard way.
Cars kill people, too. We have to ban them. Scissors have been used to kill, too. Ban. Knitting needles? Ban.
AMEN
THEY’LL GIVE ANY IDIOT A VAGINA
you really cant apply this to everyone though. this is just a generalization, it doesnt have any real truth.u are someone who sees only one side of things and ignores the other side. u know thats very womanly of u, men look at both sides, thats how we advance, progress, improve. perhaps youre not as much of a man u think u are. cause if u were… then how could u possibly be saying such nonsense right?
You’re really funny because I thought I I had similar opinions to your webthing but I was wrong. Casting yourself as a male god and destroyer of women is awsome yet lacks honesty. Your specific opinions and their effects do not make alot of sense. Does Russ Limbaugh have a large effect on your life?