All Women Hate Guns
Guns are awesome. In fact, a gun is the manliest thing there is.
I take that back. The manliest thing there is would be a hot car or some kind of super motorcycle with guns attached to it. In that case, it’s a case of chicken and egg. Is the car manlier because of the guns or are the guns manlier because of the car? What about a tank? Where does it play into this manly game?
Wherever the fuck it wants. It’s a tank.
All men like guns and think they’re the greatest thing that has ever happened to man-humanity. Did you know that without guns 99% of people would be slaves? Guns ended slavery and that’s 100% true.
Before the invention of the gun, mankind lived in a feudal society. I have seen the film Braveheart many times and I become more and more certain each time I see it that feudal life was fucked. You can thank guns for the end of that dicketry.
As a man, it is only natural you thank things for what they’ve done for you. If you were a woman, you would have to figure out some way to have sex with the invention of the gun. That’s the only way women show their gratitude: lackluster sex.
Oh wait, I’m just kidding because all women hate guns and would never thank them.
Like most everything that’s good for them, women hate guns. It could be because they’re loud. Women hate loud things don’t they? Things like fun parties, and football games, and little yappy, worthless dogs that give them an excuse to refer to themselves as “mommy” about six years too soon. No, that can’t be it. Maybe women hate guns because they’re complicated — guns mind you. Not women. Women are as simple broken vending machines. No matter what you put into them, you don’t get anything you want.
Guns have moving parts and require care-taking. Recently, I heard a female comedian say vaginas are complicated though, so that’s probably not the reason. I could hear her saying it crystal clear too because no one was laughing.
The truth is that women enjoy being in danger. That’s why they hate guns. Guns are safe so women hate them. It’s logic. Without guns you, me, and everyone in the world would be on constant alert for the Hun Alarm that would jolt us out of bed in the middle of the night and let us eloquently know our whole town was about to get burned to the goddamn ground.
Thank guns and thank your man military that doesn’t happen.
That’s also why women love safety belts so much. Safety belts are dangerous just like guns aren’t. They make women drive like chimpanzees on speed with absolutely no regard for anyone’s personal safety. Have you ever seen a woman drive without a safety belt? No. And you’ve never seen a woman drive worth a shit.
I rest my case.
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This is important, very important. THERE WOULD PROBABLY NOT BE A NEED FOR WEAPONS IF MEN WERENT SO VIOLENT. Reading the comments on this post sickens me. Men justifying raping, beating, and murdering women because they’ve said too much. My gosh you people are mentally ill. I own a gun because I’m an attractive, petite woman that draws quite a bit of attention in my neighborhood. I live alone and my building isn’t secure. I keep a 9mm with 2 high capacity mags just in case some creep like, on of the guys on this forum, thinks that just being a women is enough to justify an attack. 34 rounds and he’ll think twice (if he breathes again) about attacking a women.
There isn’t a NEED for MANY things which are neither inherently good, nor evil. But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t have a choice about whether or not to avail ourselves to the potential benefits thereof, nor remove ourselves from our responsibility to give THANKS to those who have made such things available to us.
Yes, that great manvention, the gun, is just another way that MEN have provided anyone who chooses, LEVERAGE against those who would commit crimes and larger-scale atrocities against them.
YOU are just another woman who (wisely) benefits from a particular manvention, yet bemoans the “inherent” violent nature of men, when STATISTICALLY, very few of them would give you LEGITIMATE cause to use said tool.
NowGoJoinTheNRA,CCRKBA,GOA,SAF
Wrong. I own a Taurus 24/7 pro 9mm. I love it. I shoot everything from handguns to rifles. My friends own lots of guns, we are NRA members and we love going to the range.
My boyfriend wears his saftey belt more than I do, infact, he wont pull out of the driveway if I dont have mine buckled.
Youre not very smart. Where do you get your data…oh yes Braveheart…you watch movies.
i fuckin love guns. my remi 700 had earned me some nice hunting trophies
has*
this is the most ignorant bullshit-i know tins of women that hunt etc.
even sarah palin….dick masterson obviously some woman totally humiliated you because your a pathetic douche bag and so you need to exact your petty revenge.
sarah palin probably had a MAN actually kill the animal for her cause she’s a bitch and can’t shoot worth a shit!!!!
And you probably need the idea of a gun to make you feel a little safer!!! As it enlarges your dick, little self esteem as well as male ego!!!
Wow!! that’s sooooo manly!!!!
Don’t bother, just run to momma, infant
it’s true many women hunt, but most of them suck. i probably would if i hadn’t hunted since i was like 3. as a woman, step back, you’ve gotta be able to see why Dick writes this shit! i mean, it’s true of 99.9999% of the women out there…. he’s just manly enough to call them out on it!!! they are queer. but on the other hand, so are lots of men. there’s always exceptions, but “most women” doesn’t sound as enticing as “all women”
so if something he writes isn’t you, just feel honored. i do….
Come to my site.
http://www.voy.com/219711/
Women are the scum of the earth and they know it. Especially nurses!
HAHAHAHA!!!OMG! this surely has to be what happens when a hillbilly gets his ass on a computer with internet connection XD…. FUCKING GENIUS!!!!
the best snipers in the world are girls, not because they are simple, or like vaginas, or arent manly, or any of theat shit, they have a lower heart rate than men, which gives a better shot. so no. your not funny.
What armies would these snipers serve in then? Bit hard to be a sniper if you’re not within miles of the enemy.
I really hate to break it to you but men have the lowest heart rate, not women. (Out of interest where did you learn this fact? I’m just curious)
I can understand if you think I being an arrogant idiot but I urge you not to take my word for it, look it up. Men have lower heart rates than women.
Simple rule, larger the animal, generally, the slower the heart rate.
The best snipers in the world are all men. Lookup all the sniping records and you will find they are ALL held by men, no surprise there then men, after all, are the undisputed gods of war.
Men didn’t invent war, they merely perfected it.
”Men didn’t invent war, they merely perfected it.”
Befor you dispute this. Research the behaviour of our cousins the chimpanzees.
”Men didn’t invent war, they merely perfected it.”
Befor you dispute this. Research the behaviour of our cousins the chimpanzees.
I think thats exactly what his quote was fucking saying einstein. Spare us and please stop typing you fuck stick sucker.
”(Out of interest where did you learn this fact? I’m just curious) ”
My guess, some class in feminist educational indoctrination
But to hold a view like that defies reason and observation!
I should have guessed the heart rate of menwas slower. The fact of bigger animal, slower heart rate makes logical sense from the little I know on the subject. Mate all feminists, male or female defy reason, they have to. To see and admit the obvious would tear down the ‘faith’.
Watcher & Benign: Evening gents, good to see you both out there.
Evening gents.
Sorry but this is a flying visit, I’m on an early shift.
I swear these females are getting dumber by the minute. A product of our decaying educational system no doubt, it’s all so very depressing.
I suppose we had all better brush up on our Mandarin Chinese because our society is not going to stand a chance competing with China in ten or twenty years.
I see it too bud. In some ways I hope it happens befor I pop off (if it happens). Then I can die with a huge ‘knowing’ smile on my face.
Matt doesn’t care….
alice, alice. WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE!
There you go. That made as much sense as your posts, soppy cunt.
the only reason you could even think that is cause you bitches are naturally born to suck us dry and drain us of all life….your born killers!!!!!!
Feminazi’s have to be destroyed at all costs!
Guys lets make them pay for what they have done to our brothers! Everybody start making movies,videos,art, books,vblogs,blogs,websites on Complete MaleSupremacy and take over of all money, power, business,education, industry, electronics! All hail Patriarchy!!! All my brothers rise up! All the men rise up! Let’s all work together to usher in the New Masculine Era!
http://www.savethemales.ca http://www.henrymakow.com http://www.standyourground.com/boyc http://mensrightsmovement.com
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DESTORY EVERYTHING THAT IS A AGAINST MALE SUPREMACY!
ALL FEMICUNTS ARE PATHETIC CUMBUCKETS THAT ALL MEN SHOULD FUCK AND LEAVE THEM! BITCHES! WHORES! CUNTS! TAMPON HOLDERS! SCREW THEM, FUCK THEM, SMACK THEM, PUNCH THEM, STRIKE THEM, FUCK THEM IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW!
GET ALL THE HACKERS YOU CAN FIND AND DESTROY ALL FEMICUNT BUSINESSES COMPANIES AND WEBSITES AFTER YOU HAVE TAKEN ALL OF THEIR INFO!
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY
wow, pathetic, looks like someone got his feelings hurt by a woman and is finding a way to let it out. For your information, there are women that like guns, me being one of them, as a matter of fact i just got back from the range. really stupid and not very smart.
How do you know that he got his feelings hurt by a woman??
Are women capable of being HURTFUL?????
And if women are HURTFUL,
how can you possibly blame the MAN for that???
What am I saying. I am asking a woman holding a GUN.
We prefer women who hold our cocks.
As you were….. Sir.
Classic. A girl with a gun or pair of scissors would cut a man’s dick off and then be overheard saying “looks like someone got hurt by a woman”. Makes me want to walk into the nearest battered women’s shelter and say “looks like someone didn’t know when to shut the fuck up”.
Yup, say something a woman doesn’t agree with and they’ll even intimate they’ll hunt you down with a gun. How fucking insecure can women get?
Zach; Terrible thing to say, funny as fuck though.
“looks like someone didn’t know when to shut the fuck up?.
LMAO, I feel bad for laughing, but can’t help it. Funny thing is, it’s bloody true most of the time.
Chris AND MarkEMark=Mr. Empty-pants
Women are so pathetic and NEEDY! you cant even spell woman without man. Its in the stars.. theyll always be needy cunts.
I’m a woman who thinks women are stupid and mean etc and I hate them just as much as all of you do, but don’t we have better things to fight about than women? [I mean, clearly men won.] Shouldn’t you be fighting about something else like world hunger…?
The only people “fighting” here are angry women who are simply not invited to the party. Kinda like fat chicks who fight for the right to the same amount of male attention as hot chicks get.
Yeah we know you women hate each other like a dear hates a shotgun. That’s not news. You just get extra points for openly admitting it.
Why would you expect men to fight for something like world hunger??? When men pay 95% of child support even for children who are NOT THEIR OWN.
You will never find a woman who pays child support for children who are not HERS.
Men do more for world hunger than women do.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
The problem Abby is that women for the past decades do nothing else byt fight with men. Naturally someone must wake up and end this fight. Even some women DO that like for ex:
“The Cultural Devastation of American Women:
The Strange and Frightening Decline of the American Female?
- by Nancy Levant
Save the Males: Why Men Matter Why Women Should Care
by Kathleen Parker
What we men do is we defend ourselves against feminazzi.
What whimmin do is play victim role.
By doing nothing the feminazzi will only grow.
You know all of this you only pretend you don’t. So, when you whimmin will stop pretending you do not know, do not understand???
And if you wanna fight the hunger, there are organizations for that, and you will find plenty of men there.
All women are born liars! Guys lets make them pay for what they have done to our brothers! Everybody start making movies,videos,art, books,vblogs,blogs,websites on Complete MaleSupremacy and take over of all money, power, business,education, industry, electronics! All hail Patriarchy!!! All my brothers rise up! All the men rise up! Let’s all work together to bring in the New Masculine Era!
http://www.savethemales.ca http://www.henrymakow.com http://www.standyourground.com/boyc http://mensrightsmovement.com
I love guns. I got my first gun for my 7th birthday. It was a bb gun, but i got my first real gun for Christmas when i was 12. Does this make me a man?
No it doesn’t make you a man.
Nothing will.
I’m sorry.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Well apparently Im neither man nor woman since every generalization on this site is false. I love guns, i love capitalism, I would not vote for Hitler(lol), I love America, etc…
Nobody gives a fuck what you think you are.
Read “The Cultural Devastation of American Women: The Strange an Frightening Decline of the American Female”. – by Nancy Levant
You cunts just LOVE to think “you’re something else”.
Thats a very interesting article! So…what does it have to do with this topic?
I don’t think i’m “something else” Im simply stating that the representations of what women are on this site are entirely inaccurate. Some women fit this mold, but not even close to all women do. If i said all men are abusive, raping, child molesting assholes i would be as wrong as Dick is when he says these things about women.
This article ends:
“I mean, seriously, you want to purposefully destroy a perfectly good culture? Give dictatorial powers to a small group of rich men and destroy the female psyche. Then sit back and watch that culture go up in flames.”
I agree wholeheartedly with what this woman is saying. Do you?
Its not an article… its a BOOK. Written by –>> A WOMAN about dumb cunts like yourself.
Then you wouldn’t blame men for “generalizing”.
Are you on the rag?
I think there’s blood running down your leg from your smelly cooze.
I didn’t blame men for generalizing. I blamed dick masterson for generalizing and you for supporting said generalizations. This woman gives a clear and concise picture of the problems we face in this country due to feminism. She is right. I agree with HER. However, you present a silly and biased view and state that all women are….stupid, useless, etc, fill in the blank. She presents her arguments logically. You do not. She leaves emotion out of it, and uses reason. You do not.
Oh honey. Give it a rest, will you?
You want me to put in your ass, ball-deep?
This is NEVER gonna get you laid.
Never lecture a man on “logic” when you’re not even LOGICAL enough to understand what “no women allowed” means. You are not wanted or welcome here… and you KNOW it.
So what do you EXPECT??
A FUCKING HUG???
A conversation where you are acknowledged as anything more than a piece of shit under a man’s shoe?
Only woman walks into the men’s room where it says “NO WOMEN ALLOWED” and starts yammering on about the way it smells.
Come here sweety…
Im gonna piss on your leg a rip a screaming diaherria fart all over your pretty dress.
1. No i do not want you to “put it in my ass balls deep”
2. I don’t need to get laid. I am engaged to a kickass dude.
3. This is not a mens room, this is the internet. Anyone is allowed. The fact that you don’t WANT women here means nothing to me.
4. I’m not wearing a dress.
You’re engaged to a kick-ass dude?
Well if he is so kick-ass….
why are you talking to ME??
Nevermind I know the answer to that. I get engaged / married / attached women talking about their awesome fiancees only minutes before I am hammering their pussies.
You should be careful, cunt.
Or I’m gonna start thinking you really LIKE me.
I know the fact that you are not wanted here means nothing to you. You have a callous indifference to the humanity of men and CANT EVEN COMPREHEND that a man doesn’t want you there.
Imagine if men were the same.
Imagine if a man walked into the ladies room – JUST BECAUSE HE CAN – and didn’t care if you didn’t want him there, and just started pissing on your leg.
Fuuuccckk!! this bitch krazyasssarah’s here again? We need to get a restraining order on her ass!
I’m talking to you because I was curious as to the rationale behind the beliefs espoused on this site. I wanted to know if this was a satirical way of pointing out the failures of feminism, or just a place to trash and hate on all women. It appears to be the latter, although I think the authors goal was the former.
I don’t particularly like you. Not because we disagree, but because you’re not smart enough to present a logical argument for you proclaimed beliefs. That’s not admirable.
Like i said before, this is not a mens room, this is the internet. My posting on this site cannot be compared to a man walking into a womens room. Nice try, though.
I LOVE it when an American girl doesn’t like me. Its the biggest compliment a guy can possibly get from your worthless hookers.
Are you REALLY still yammering on about “logical” arguments like you have a clue?
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/why-women-cant-drive-part-4/#comm ent-503806
AND YES! your posting on this site can be directly compared to the 72% of women who initiate all domestic disputes, divorces and violence in this country,.
YOU are the reason battered / beaten and raped women exist in this country. Behavior like yours is the reason.
Your OFF-THE-CHART sense of entitlement (including defending a driver who would ever hit a pedestrian under any circumstances) is an absolute abomination.
Please go spend time with your fiancee instead.
I am quite certain he earned it more than me.
Please stop setting the example of a worthless cheating whore wife.
Thanks.
I’m not defending a driver who would hit a pedestrian. I’m making the point that members of pit crews, in the PIT LANE are not pedestrians. They are pit crews, only on the racetrack to perform a duty, not there to walk around freely.
Pedestrians are people walking around on public roads and ways. RACETRACKS are not pedestrian ways.
Im not setting the example of a “worthless, cheating, whore wife.” I challenge you to show how anything ive said has led you to believe that I cheat, or that I am a whore.
It is you who is setting the example of a stupid man who is so set in his ways that not even reality can snap him out of it. I am open to new ideas. But I don’t accept ideas unless they make sense and are based in reality. This is where you and I are different.
If this was a female who had gotten hit by a man driver, you would be ranting and raving about how stupid she was to be wandering around in the pit lane when she should have been getting the fuck out of the way. And you would be right. This guy was not pedestrian. The end.
This article almost brought tears to my eyes,too bad real men dont cry.
But anyhow this reality and thats why the reason woman never should be in law enforcement or the militairy and politics.
Here’s a possible brain-teaser…at least it will be for women, who have the dangedest time trying to approach a solution with objectivity: Was there ever a time that the news covered a man cutting off his wife or girlfriend’s tits because she abused him–oh, and don’t tell me that shit doesn’t happen–and then have it splashed all over the news, with other guys hootin’ and hollerin’ as if he was some kind of national hero?
Why do women need other women as heros? Why the need to prop up angry, bitter, misanthropic and gottam ugly rejects as “role models” for women and young girls? Is this the problem that women fear so mightily through time immemoriam? Is it–shudder–LSE? [Low Self-Esteem?]
This need for role models is a human condition, not an exclusively female one. This website is a good example. You all love dick and look up to him almost like a god. Its the same as feminists looking up to man-haters.
C’mon, jeez. Most women hate guns…they’re phallic symbols ferchrissakes.
Oh and another thing. Everyone on here acts so sexist! Everything a man can do, a women can do. Everything a women can do, a man can do! Unless it has to do with what they have as a human. That’s so ridiculous. I think you should all realize that not one gender is better than the other. That’s what being equal as men and women is about. Women are minorities even today, but I still see it as equal even though I am a girl. Oh and one more thing, Someone said women do nothing but lay in bed and have an orgasm, It’s actually really hard to have an orgasm as a chick, unless they know how to use their mouth. Lol.
Fuck off with that shit.
Everyone on here acts so sexist?????
Well as long as I ACT “SEXIST” AND WORSHIP YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE A GIRL you won’t have any problem with THAT kind of “sexism”, right bitch???
You only have a problem with the “sexism” you DON’T like.
And we don’t care about how hard it is for you to have an orgasm. You don’t pay for dinner when the waiter drops the check.
AND YOU PRETEND YOU’RE EQUAL???
Why don’t you “equally” pay child support and your own alimony??
Women don’t make ANY effort to take men out and show MEN a good time. Women don’t buy men houses, cars, and diamond rings.
SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE CARE ABOUT YOUR ORGASM????
Shut the fuck up and start sucking on a cock.
That’s all you’re good for.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
So, let me get this straight, everything a man can do women can do? Really? Then why are the physical fitness standards lower for women in the military? Why is a passing grade for a woman a failing grade for a man in military PT? Why are women not allowed to be Navy SEALS, Army Special Forces, Air Force ParaRescue Jumpers or Marine Force Recon? It is because of the physical requirements and more. So it would appear that your statement about “women can do everything a man can do.” Is quite incorrect.
Actually, not all women hate guns. I love guns. Pretty standard but I want a 9 mm. I have no idea why it just fascinates me. Even though it isn’t the most amazing of all guns. Maybe you should put “Most women” instead of labeling it to say “All women”.
Guns didn’t end slavery, you fucking idiot. People who used guns did. The guns were an aid in ending it, not the reason people decided it wasn’t cool anymore. Guns were coexisisted with slavery for a long time and even assisted slave traders.
So what about you shut the fuck up and take a history class, you asshole.
first off,guns have the ability to kill “people”
but they need someone to use them,a MAN.
the man uses the GUN to kill someone,and if you’re such an brilliant guy let me tell you, not the gun kills,the bullet does.
also,that you’re such an awesomely well educated bitch i can tell you there were like zero guns used in slavery-times,it was lashes in most cases.
so please,you should rather feed your boys,or at least do something minimally-usefull than posting crap.
shouldnt be “All women hate guns”,rather “All women hate weapons”
they’re simply too stupid to see why to use a weapon.
men understood the use of weapons very early , as far as i know , women only knew how to cook the food their man hunted.
they’re dumb.