Ask Dick: Who Can I Fuck?
This question was sent to me by Jordan:
My problem is inherently sexual. I am completely disgusted by American women. I am 22 years old, and I have spent the last three years avoiding sex because I refuse to allow these ugly American bitches to feel “pretty”, regardless of the benefit to me.
It’s driving me up the wall. I honestly feel that if I don’t get laid soon, I will kill myself. Any advice?
This Ask Dick question affected me deeply, as the loss of a man’s life is one of the biggest tragedies there is. Every time I see a bunch of women on television whining about some puppy mill that was just discovered in the trailer next door, it makes me want to throw a cinder block through the television.
Fuck puppies. Some man somewhere didn’t get laid today. That’s a tragedy.
But I’m not a woman, so I don’t let my emotions ruin my possessions or sex drive.
First of all, Jordan, no matter where you are, there are always alternatives to American women. Even in America there are Mexican women, Canadian women, even Polish women. Granted, women from all countries have massive failings that ultimately cannot be compensated for by anything other than your manly charity and pity, but it doesn’t hurt to mix up the genetic deck every once in a while.
That’s why God gave men dicks: to stir up the genetic melting pot.
It may also surprise you that American women are not the most self-obsessed prostitutes on the face of the Earth. That’s an honor that could only go to Australian women. A good and manly way to appreciate what you have is to deprive yourself of it. That’s one of the reasons I throw sandwiches in the street all the time. It only increases my appreciation of them.
Why not take a trip to Australia? A land where women’s noses are bigger than kangaroos, their laughs are as nasal as a dentist’s drill, and their opinions are twice as loud as they are stupid. Also, they’re the worst in bed.
Australian women are so bad in bed, they don’t even know when sex is happening. The rape statistics down there are completely fucked.
Lastly, and perhaps my best piece of manvice is: lower your expectations.
Women can’t meet anything with grace. Deadlines, your parents, your expectations; no matter what, you end up with fuck ups, embarrassment, and a three-year dry spell.
Would you try to engage a child on the merits of Reaganomics? No, but you might perform a magic trick for them and send them on their way. Would you expect a man to wash your dishes after you were done eating? Would you expect a broken television to fix itself after I threw a cinderblock through it?
No.
Men are better than women. Having sex with women is basically a form bestiality; albeit a socially condoned one. And it always will be. At least until they invent a word for having sex with someone who is mildly retarded.
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Aww, how sweet :) The last part was especially touching. Onmly one problem — I’m not retarded. Or even mildly retarded. So…. I guess that’s proof that your articled wrong?
Sorry to break it to you, though. ‘Didn’t mean to hurt your feelings.
Beg to differ…
Lol. Really? Do you? It’s far to bad that you don’t have any logical proof. It doesn’t matter. This site’s a joke anyway. :)
Although, I will say, mildly retarded people are generally not valedictorians.
proof? I think if you read your first post you’ve given it yourself, that’s no doubt why Watcher didn’t even bother explaining to you, we got it. Valedictorian, whoopdefuckingdoo. Whats that prove btw? You’re capable of regurgitating knowledge? whoopdefuckingdoodeedoodee. :)) There ya go valedictorian, I tried to write it in a way you’d understand. :))) Lets all go shopping and by some shite and make someone richer with our greed. I know, another pair of expensive shoes I’ll likely only wear once if at all, doesn’t matter, my man’s paying. :))))
Proof eh?
umm…
The site specifically says “No Women Allowed”, you understood the message yet still posted. Mildly retarded.
You say this site is a joke yet you waste your time here. Moderately retarded.
Believing that anybody is in the least bit interested in what you have to say. Moderately retarded.
Demanding ‘proof’ when this site has a large number of articles and links to credible data for you to evaluate yourself. Comically retarded.
Being the student valedictorian at a school for retards still makes you a retard. Utterly retarded.
Sorry, did I hurt your feelings?
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I think this guy got his heart broken by too many women that didnt want his ugly 70’s porn star looking scrawny ass failure of a “man.” He is more than likely gay and loves to recieve. I have no problems with gay people. I happened to be bisexual, but when a man says this shit about a women, he needs to be shot out of a high powered cannon into space and die. I hope all of you realize how much he decreased your IQ by reading his stuff.
Wow chubs, this is exactly why women deserve no respect. Women think a person having standards is gay by default, and a person having standards should result in violence towards that person.
And just saying that you don’t have a problem with gay people doesn’t change the fact that clearly you must. If your first instinct is to refer to being gay in a derogatory sense, it really spells out something about your personality. Try a little tolerance. I would also tell you to read a book that at least matches your weight (200+?), but there’s no reward in trying to teach a woman. It always ends in astonishment and frustration.
I don’t believe she used gay in a derogatory way, seems to me as though she looked at how much this boy despises women, deducted that he could not engage in any romantic relationship with one, and thus came to the conclusion that he would be far more content with a male life partner.
These women sound like democrats. According to those idiots, if you don’t like or agree with everything Obama, you’re automatically a racist. Same with pop tarts, if you don’t agree with everything ‘woman’ or support their B.S. wholeheartedly, voi la, you must hate women. Stupid is as stupid does. The argument is both camps is all they have; they don’t have anything else; this makes it twice as hilarious and absurd.
Well, I’m a Democrat, a woman, and am not racist…. And I don’t agree with everything Obama says.
So…. Better luck next time.
THAT’s especially funny. Because one of the biggest problems MEN have with women are our stubborn standards, isn’t it?
We have the audacity not to have sex with anyone that we don’t actually LIKE.
We have the confidence not to want to be an assistant, but to work for ourselves.
And we want men that like us for something other than sex and service.
How dare we? =D
Jordan is a jew name so its especially likely that you are a homo jordan.
lol maybe he is just gay? I consider myself to have high standards(not moral ones, just physical ones, morals are for bitches) but really if you can’t find a woman you want to fuck, you must be gay.
That’s not entirely true. Some men are not interested in fucking women for the sake of fucking and nothing else. I am not one of them, but I know one who is.
Some men have no interest in sexual relations with women that are not attached to something ELSE.
…. in exactly the same way that women don’t spread their legs for the sake of it either. Even when they SHOULD.
Those women aren’t gay.
Those women actually pretend they are “GOOD” and “NOBLE”.
But everyone knows they are WHORES –>>> who don’t believe in enjoying sex for the joy and pleasure of it… UNLESS some other condition has been met – or payment has been made.
Whores!
A straight man like that can exist.
And they do.
No wonder women like their puppies so much – because men like you are such dicks.
The only time a whore should open her mouth is when she’s giving head.
I can’t believe what I see. We all. Bleed the same blood. I guess everyone needs to have someone to blame for their problems. Like Hitler blamed Jews this guy blames women!
And you blame Dick, Your problem: Men are better than you, Solution: Blame Dick and Lie to yourself that it’s not true and Dick is just making it up, sad…
HAHAHAHA
how many people have u fucked i bet i will be the best fucker of all
I submit the above as one of so many tragic exhibits of female “communication.” No attempt at courtesy; vulgar, incoherent and hateful in one succinct line.
That sounds like insecurity, actually though, perhaps he just wants to be pretty himself and gain the compliments or he hates it secretly.
what is this even referring to?????
Fuck American women. And I say that as a white American male. Pack up and move to Pattaya. Or at the very least, just stay here in the U.S. and find a non-American whore.
But why would you f*ck a woman who’s not good enough for you. Like you giving yourself the worst thing ever. Or you can f*ck a real men, you said it your self ; they are better then woman even sexually. So you already tried a men. Otherwise you don’t know.
FUCK…….see, it’s not that hard.
To Sandra and Keb:
Piss off the site, frigid cunts.
SANDRA – We fuck women who are “not good enough for us” because there are MORE women like that out there.
If we waited around for women who are “equal” or “good enough” (like men), we would never get laid.
Bessides, women WANT men who are BETTER than they are anyway…. so it’s not a problem. It works out great. We fuck women who are INFERIOR, and the women get men who are SUPERIOR.
It works!
What YOU are doing, does NOT work.
Men or woman who forbidden to enter a site, are the issue of problems, but they cannot respons it? No one learns about it. I think that you Chris and other members of Dick Masterson wants to talk about it. But if you want to meet a woman for sex or maybe something else, then you are playing mister nice guy who’s isn’t really himself? Then everything wat you are saying and agreed with it will come out whenever? So then youre not for real in here or out there? Then you are a lie-ing men? Really tell me , why not open?
No. The problem exists because of you.
If you shut your cumpooter off,
“Playing Mr. nice guy” doesn’t get a man laid.
TREATING WOMEN LIKE SHIT
–>> GETS MEN LAID.
TREATING WOMEN “like mister nice guy”
GETS MEN —>> MARRIED.
We don’t need to lie to women to get laid.
We can tell them they are worthless whores right to their face.
We can publish it on a website.
AND YOU WILL NOTICE THAT WOMEN (LIKE YOU) WON’T LEAVE!
YOU JUST KEEP COMING BACK TO MEN LIKE US FOR MORE.
That’s why you will never get our respect.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Chris – FUCK that’s funny.
That’s why you never get our respect !!!
well its cuz women be actin like bitches some of em or majority of dem for ex. i fuked a girl den after i fuked her she left me and went to fuk wit another man and dats real bitchy..dats y we boys do the same thin play u b4 u play us..
jesus, are you shitting me? women suck, but i didn’t think they were retarded. how can this be for real? Most of the men in here make coherent, articulate arguments for why women are a waste of carbon. By being such a dumb shit you know you’re only confirming us in our superiority, right? Sandra? right? stop trying. you’re only making it worse.
And you want to talk with men about woman. Then we are importent after all. Otherwise you din’t mention it. Only you can do your own story, but not about woman you don’t know of never met. How stupid is that!!!!!
Am not a bad woman at all. My husbund doesn’t have to work for me. And I don’t have to work for him. We have both own money. We are married. And sometimes he wants to shout and sometimes I want to shout. And the rest of the time we make love, go our own way and do things together. We learn a lot of each other. Sometimes he can see thro woman eyes. Sometimes I can see thro men eyes. Its amazing that my husbund has learnd that. And he was shocked that I understand him. No woman is better then a men. And no men is better then a woman. But you have different type of humans. And some are dumber. And some are smarter. But you cannot always know for sure. A wise human respected life and see possibility’s in life and not no possibility’s who leads you to nowhere and can make you lost.
Sandra, go blog somewhere else. Men are better than women, its a fact Jack. Nowhere on this website can you quote dick as not respecting life. In case your little brain can’t understand, life is also nature, very respected.
What we don’t respect is bitches coming to our place, seeking attention and blogging their little diatribes about how stupid and mundane their life is.
Haha. But I m not here to amuse you. If the story is stupid, then you get stupid reactions. Bla Bla. Bitches Bla Bla.
Thats right. You are here to INTENTIONALLY be annoying – LIKE ALL WOMEN – in a place where you do not belong, are not welcome , or invited.
Men would never do that.
THAT’S WHY MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN.
A man would never walk into a room full of women where he was not welcome or invited. That would be rude.
Women have no manners or integrity,
and that’s why you are here.
Don’t worry, we get it.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
So Chris you don’t feel understanding by woman?
Maybe you better discusse your issue with woman then with a men. Learn to speak normal with a woman. And woman doent have a site with; woman are better than a men, how stupid is that!!!
Nothing is more stupid than your shitty english and the fact that you are here.
If you go to http://womenarebetterthanmen.com you will just end up here.
You’re right! To say “Womenarebetterthanmen” WOULD be extremely stupid.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Hi Mark,
My englisch is shitty, because am spaeking Dutch. And do you know what stupid is, that you talk to me.
Why do you o that Mark? Do you enjoying talking to me!!
Well then go to a Dutch website.
like . . . .
“Wantwewetennietwatwedoen.com”
It’s for stupid women.
Staat tussen aanhalingstekens,dus dan moet ik het niet letterlijk nemen; maar voor het geval dat;
Tuurlijk weet ik wat ik doe !!!
Sandra to Mark.
If a woman has beauty, then a men needs brains if he’ s not, otherwise be a real nice men.
You said ugly woman ? But who’s says you are beautiful? I think if people love thimself with body and mind ,thats beautiful.
Really? Most women say men who “love themselves” are ASSHOLES WITH HUGE EGOS WHO MUST DIE.
Women hate that.
Because women hate themselves.
That’s why women have a “problem” with men who DON’T hate themselves.
Do you want that woman enjoying ? No? Why should a woman want that you are enjoying ?
Probably nobody… It is his need to be seen as attractive, important and etc…. His superiority crisis might get in the way of his attractiveness, ego has always been a major turn off for men and women…
Wow, you are one stupid whore.
Probably nobody… It is his need to be seen as attractive, important and etc…. His superiority crisis might get in the way of his attractiveness, ego has always been a major turn off for men and women…
Duplicator… ;)
What part of “No Woman Allowed” is it that you don´t get?
Get your hen-party fucking off this site
We’re just hoping some men might actually have a brain rather than worshipping the Dickless-wonder
The fact that you can read and respond to this using devices and mathematical concepts invented by M E N should give you a slight clue on man-brainpower.
Although I´m a realist and don´t expect nothing but cluelessness, because “NO WOMAN ALLOWED” just doesn´t sink in, does it?
Well we are just standing up for ourselves. We’re not gonna leave just because Dick-wad said so. He cannot legally make women stay off of this site, and it’s a free country. Even for us women, yes, who deserve it very much.
You deserve fuck-all. You got all kinds of right granted by men and all you do is still piss and moan AND destroy western civilisation by refusing to have enough children, abolishing stable families through rampant divorce rates and permanent whorish behavior well through your most fertile and beautiful years. Women fucked up their best chance in all known human history to prove they´re at least equal.
You done fucked up.
Get the fuck off this site!
http://tribes.tribe.net/bebopdeluxeaxevictim/thread/b7149540-3bec-400d -bc44-193efac7cf9b
or you can spend eternity with Jesus here…haha
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3EPswCbgFJE
Should I care about what this insecure man thinks? Maybe if he’d grow up he’d stop worrying about his lack of ‘attractiveness’ is it because women do not want him? I can see where his personality might affect the way women see him. Also perhaps it is a cover up for the fact that his ego and need for superiority is most likely the cause…
Lol AMEN LivianaMari!
umm hii i just wanted to say that you all are right about us women. lol. we sooo try to be lesbians to get your attention! like totally! and OH EHM GEE! im such a whore. like seriously. thanks for setting me straight Deck!
Newsflash: It´s irony only when it´s NOT true.
Now FUCK OFF this site.