Ask Dick: Who Can I Fuck?
This question was sent to me by Jordan:
My problem is inherently sexual. I am completely disgusted by American women. I am 22 years old, and I have spent the last three years avoiding sex because I refuse to allow these ugly American bitches to feel “pretty”, regardless of the benefit to me.
It’s driving me up the wall. I honestly feel that if I don’t get laid soon, I will kill myself. Any advice?
This Ask Dick question affected me deeply, as the loss of a man’s life is one of the biggest tragedies there is. Every time I see a bunch of women on television whining about some puppy mill that was just discovered in the trailer next door, it makes me want to throw a cinder block through the television.
Fuck puppies. Some man somewhere didn’t get laid today. That’s a tragedy.
But I’m not a woman, so I don’t let my emotions ruin my possessions or sex drive.
First of all, Jordan, no matter where you are, there are always alternatives to American women. Even in America there are Mexican women, Canadian women, even Polish women. Granted, women from all countries have massive failings that ultimately cannot be compensated for by anything other than your manly charity and pity, but it doesn’t hurt to mix up the genetic deck every once in a while.
That’s why God gave men dicks: to stir up the genetic melting pot.
It may also surprise you that American women are not the most self-obsessed prostitutes on the face of the Earth. That’s an honor that could only go to Australian women. A good and manly way to appreciate what you have is to deprive yourself of it. That’s one of the reasons I throw sandwiches in the street all the time. It only increases my appreciation of them.
Why not take a trip to Australia? A land where women’s noses are bigger than kangaroos, their laughs are as nasal as a dentist’s drill, and their opinions are twice as loud as they are stupid. Also, they’re the worst in bed.
Australian women are so bad in bed, they don’t even know when sex is happening. The rape statistics down there are completely fucked.
Lastly, and perhaps my best piece of manvice is: lower your expectations.
Women can’t meet anything with grace. Deadlines, your parents, your expectations; no matter what, you end up with fuck ups, embarrassment, and a three-year dry spell.
Would you try to engage a child on the merits of Reaganomics? No, but you might perform a magic trick for them and send them on their way. Would you expect a man to wash your dishes after you were done eating? Would you expect a broken television to fix itself after I threw a cinderblock through it?
No.
Men are better than women. Having sex with women is basically a form bestiality; albeit a socially condoned one. And it always will be. At least until they invent a word for having sex with someone who is mildly retarded.
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For many men, yes, it does, and especially with sex. I’ve met very few men who refer to it as “making love” except when they’re being polite. For men it’s “getting laid”, “fucking” or more neutrally, “having sex”. There may be an emotional component to it, but that’s secondary to the biological imperative.
Generally speaking, men prefer to keep the upper hand in sexual relationships. Men know when they let women control their sexuality, they’ve lost control of their masculinity.
That’s why women try to control men by withholding sex. Smart men don’t play that game.
The post has withered without even the rants of women. :/
Doesn’t the term Savant mean no common sense?
Which would be apt since you think tribalism is “trash”.
Tribalism is the only thing that will destroy feminism.
Let the people of all colors and breeds be nationalist and protective of their land and dominant of their females.
Universalism under a bunch of Jewish myths that some skygod worshipping cuckolds thought up is the path to hell.
Being a piece of trash isn’t all that hard.
Take a 20 mile hike in boots and wool socks, pull your socks off, pick out that nasty green stuff that festers down there in the sweaty confines between your toes, and that is what you are. At least you are good at something, even if it is sucking at life.
Yes MALESTROM, I’m talking to you.
Im glad the asian above is fucking fellow asians. It is only right. I am a separatist myself, not a ‘racist’. I do find yellow slit eyed, brown labia gooks abhorrent, but that is beside the point.
I am Singaporean and I can safely say most Asian women respect their men alot. Although there are alot of laws defending women’s right, the women here usually dont abuse them. Thats why I said I dont mind dying for my country or serving the army because there are people whom i wish to protect. Its no question that down here, the men wear the pants and thats the way it should be. The sad thing is that more and more women are turning to feminism and believing in their “rights” - yeah fucking right.
I know where Dick lives!!!
http://thrownfood.blogspot.com/2007/06/sandwich-bun.html
He’s the neighbour from hell.
@Ralohcs… I am a Leykis101 graduate, and a son of two fathers.
To speak realistically, I find it very depressing. I was raised by my mom and dad to beleive that you could be the President, people would treat you how you treated them, falling in love & romance was the best thing ever, and “the right girl is out there, you just have to find her.”
1. You won’t be the president. You won’t be the Vice-president either. You may not even be the manager at Starbucks. Career advancement requires work… unless you can “work” the system. …cough… vagina..
2. MEN will treat you with respect. Walk up to any normal white, black, mexican… any guy and strike up a conversation. Men of every color, creed, religion can find common ground. Women, on the other hand, can’t even talk to their own species, let alone men. Women don’t understand respect.
3. Falling in love is a myth. There is no romantic way in the world to impale your girlfriend on the hood of your car, and Norah Jones will NEVER magically start playing in the background. Relationships from start to finish are work, and bloody hard. The only way to make a relationship work is cold, hard communication. And that’s NEVER romantic.
4. She’s not out there. There’s no such thing as a right girl. There’s only “better options than my last train-wreck”.
You may have heard the saying, “don’t hate the player, hate the game”. Well, hate em’ both, because the game is fucked, and those that play a shitty game are fools. I respect men who don’t put out the effort anymore.
Not only that, but asian women secretly look down on american women for their lack of feminity. When you’re at the store or something, and the american women is bitching about this and that to the cashier, the asian girl behind her will usually just stand there looking at the ground and being silent. What she’s thinking is that american women are lower than shit and don’t know their place. Not only do asian women know their place, but they take pride in it, and shun the western women.
Watch the way asian girls look at american girls, and they way asian girls go out of their way to ignore and avoid american girls.
They also look down on the american asian girls for the same reason. Notice how the american asian girls have all porked up.
And the brazillian women take the butt-plug.
This is an excellent way of putting it. As soon as I stopped treating women like equals, and started treating them like children, I suddenly found that I could have almost any women I wanted. You have to see a women as only an object of sexual desire (even the “smart” ones), because that is all they are by nature. If you treat them any other way, they will hate you. The reason they always get upset or angry when you try to talk intelligently with them is because their brains literally can’t handle it, and you’re putting WAY too high of an expectation on them.
Actually, Trek, that may just work better than you realize. Have you tried it? Commedy goes a long way with these animals.
LOL!!! That just might be true!
Excellent advice. Also, listen to Tom Leykis and you will be getting laid before you know it. He advocates making a business card with Dr. or Esquire before or after your name. Want to see how women are truly whores? Just watch how fast you get laid when you change your business card. It will be an eye opening experience, and you will lose all respect for women (which is a good thing).
I’ve had two girls ask me flat out, “Are you rich?” Can you believe this shit? Prepare an answer to this question so you’re ready, like, “Well, I don’t like to flaunt it, but you are welcome to come on my yacht sometime”. Then just fuck her before you have to produce a yacht.
Get a yacht brochure, pick a yacht, and learn everything about it though, so you can describe it to her.
American women are the rudest, fattest and ugliest bitches on Planet Earth. It is a shame, because back in the 1950s and before many of them were actually very pretty and feminine.
P Coderch
@ El Chauvinisto - “Tell the whore that you’re rich as fuck, then nail her in the back of your ‘87 Honda.”
HA! Perfect!
Tell the whore that you’re rich as fuck, then nail her in the back of your ‘87 Honda.
Alternatively, you could just tell her you volunteer at the animal shelter. Then, nail her in one of those cages.
Wear a wedding ring.
-Dick
Does everything have to be turned into a power issue?
This will be the first and last time I agree with Dick. If you are not in a relationship but find someone to have sex with, understand that it is because you are a biological being that needs to have sex and just do it. Psychologizing it is not necessary. But beware the woman who does not think similiarly because then someone is going to get hurt. And wear a condom.
Tell them that you’ve gone three years w/o sex.
Or better yet, tell them that your in a relationship.
Even better, tell them that your gay.
Women don’t want a challenge. Women just want to fuck shit up. They can’t conceive of just having sex with a compatable person, they have to have sex with someone who refuses to have sex with them. The amount of wetness in the vaginal area is scientifically linked to how bad it’s going to ruin the male’s life.
Or, you could just wait and be the last guy in the bar. Because, altho women prefer to fuck someone/ruin the guys life, they will sleep with anyone. A one drink limit will always progress to 15, and a “girls night” will always turn into a bunch of girls sleeping with a bunch of guys.
Of course, since these women MUST ruin your life in some way, they will accuse you of rape. They may not have had the benefit of killing your marriage, but at least they can deprive you of feeling good about yourself, whilst subsequently parading you around on the newschannels.
So, Dick, this begs the question — how does one go about breaking a three year dry spell? For some odd reason, it’s socially unnacceptable to point to your Python of Love and state, “It’s not gonna fuck itself”.
Suggestions for reintigrating oneself into the whorefest?
Good point. File that under The Merits of Communism.
Those girls also usually have some amazing racks.
-Dick
Yes, the idea of swearing off American women is a good thing, Dick. But don’t suggest a Canadian alternative. Please. My experience on both sides of the border is that there is really no meaningful distinction.
But you are absolutely right about trying the “United Nations approach,” as it were, and I must say that this method has proved fruitful.
My observations (for what they are worth):
Asian women generally respect men and like a guy with balls who knows where he is going. They are also a little kinky. Good combo!
Latin American women know the man is the boss and they will do anything for their men. They take instruction well, too. They also know something about men’s needs and the idea of dignity and discretion. Treat them well and, in my view, it will be repaid.
Eastern European women are a bit of both (above) and like to fuck. Years of commie oppression have some benefits.
Again, these are just my opinions. A healthy debate should ensue.
Also, lowering “standards” is also good advice. The analogy about Reganomics is an appropriate one (or any economic theory for that matter).
MABTW