Bachelor Parties vs. Bachelorette Bitchfests
Do you know why wedding dresses are white? So the dishwasher will match the stove.
Back when women at least pretended to have class, a bachelorette party was something you might read about in a crudely published pornographic newsletter: a marauding gang of drunk sluts scavenging small towns for attention after midnight.
Prurient Fiction.
Imagine a bachelorette party in the context of a show like Leave it to Beaver. Are you going out with your fiancee this weekend Wally? No I’m not, Beave. Because she’s going out with 8 of her friends to get drunk as fuck, act like a whore, and cry, fight, and slobber over anything with a cock.
Bachelor parties are the epitome of a healthy human society. Bachelorette parties are the opposite. What a fucking surprise it is that bachelor parties are just like this website: by men, for men only. If any women want in, prepare to bare your tits.
Here’s another joke. Do lesbians have separate bridal showers when they get married?
Answer: Who the fuck cares what lesbians do?
Men Are Better Than Women at Bachelor Parties
The problem with a bunch of women getting together and doing things on their own, is that with no man around to tell them what to do and think, they revert to their default behaviors of greed and bitchiness. Women are as short-sighted as junkyard dogs. The only thing they know how to do is eat and fuck whatever is in front of them. That is never more obvious than at a bachelorette party.
Bachelor parties are efficient, precision strikes of bonding and mantertainment. You can’t puke at a bachelor party without hitting a good time or a good dude, and the reason for that is simple. Men know how to put things together. Men know how to do things.
Women only know how to have things done for them.
That’s why women can be trained to make breakfast or whiskey and sodas for you — or to do your laundry and fold the shirts properly even though their mother taught them to fold shirts a different way. I don’t care how your mom taught you to fold them. They fit in the fucking drawers better this way.
Learn how to forget. That’s the secret to a successful relationship.
Women understand the concept of having things done for them so they can do things for you. Ask a woman to do something, however, like get her car serviced or rent a truck to move her bed and all her shit from one apartment to another when you’re already doing to be doing all the lifting and actual fucking moving, and it’s like asking a Chinese person to play Monopoly with you. He won’t know where to start.
Penis Shit
And what is with all the penis shit at bachelorette parties? Penis straws, penis cakes, penis cards, penis dildos, penis hats, penis wands, penis novelty sunglasses, penis candles, penis shirts, penis napkins, penis plates — I could go on.
Women are so immature when it comes to sex, a bachelorette party is their first desperate chance to enjoy something men have been enjoying for millions of years. The other genders sex organs.
Whether you believe in God or evolution, the only reason women were put on Earth was to have babies. Biologically, it doesn’t matter if Hanna Montana has launched two music careers and trained millions of girls worldwide to act like snotty little cunts — how fucking hard is that? She’ll never be more important than her ovaries. That goes for Hilary Clinton too, but Hilary never actually achieved anything, so she’s a shitty example.
Men have been celebrating women’s sex organs since the day we invented drawing stick boobs on cave walls. Women, however, are awkward delinquents about it.
Jealousy, Envy, and the Inability to Recognize Either One
There has never been a more concise description of female personal relationships.
At a bachelor party, no one is jealous of the groom. Fuck, it’s just the opposite! That’s the whole point of a bachelor party. You take the groom out one last time and try to convince him that he’s making a huge fucking mistake. It’s half wake, half wake-up call.
That was pretty fucking clever.
Bachelorette parties, on the other hand, are like buying an XBox 960 Mark 2 the day it comes out, inviting all your friends over for the night, and then only having bought one controller. What’s everyone supposed to do? Be happy that your obnoxious ass is about to have the time of your life?
If your friends are women, and that XBox 960 is a lawyer with blue eyes, get ready for tears, snot, and backhanded compliments.
If you think life is a cake-walk of freebies for women — and it is — then marriage is ten times that. Marriage is the Sucker Lottery, and when a woman wins it, all of her best friends know it and hate the fuck out of her for doing so.
Bachelorette parties are as many sobbing bitchfests and petty arguments as can be crammed into the maximum number of nights a woman can spend around her best friends — like two. Bachelorette parties are an embarrassing spectacle of the modern “independent” woman and a good reminder of why women shouldn’t bring cameras to a bar, shouldn’t have MySpace accounts, and shouldn’t ever be listened to regarding anything.
Women can’t even have fun properly. What could they possibly know about anything else?
The Smurfs
The Smurfs is one of the greatest cartoons ever made because it taught young people of the 80’s one very important lesson: women are irrelevant. They can’t do shit on their own, they can’t figure shit out on their own, and when left to their own devices, they will get picked up by Gargamel like oblivious retards every fucking time.
Men are just fine on their own. In fact, we’re fucking better off. Just because you have to use a toilet once a day, doesn’t mean you owe it any respect.
Manclusion
Bachelor parties are fun as fuck because they have to be. They end in a funeral. That’s pronounced “fun”-eral, as in the death of all fun for the poor sap who’s getting married off. Bachelor parties are where men get together and do fun and awesome shit because that’s what we enjoy. If it was up to men, fun is what we would have all the time. The world is our bachelor party. If a woman isn’t ready to strip, she doesn’t belong there.
The reason bachelorette parties are such shit is because women are shit.
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I totally want some chick crack.
(attention)
http://www.PetitionOnline.com/stopmbtw/petition.html
This is a link to a petition that will do something about this site. It’s time someone spoke out against this site.
If you google menarebetterthanwomen you will see the online petition thing has already been tried.
I just looked at that petition, and it did not have the right target. Once my petition gets sufficient signatures after a couple of weeks, I will be sending it to the web host for this site.
“woman with too much fat” you’re a fat aborted feminist piece of shit, you’re a leech insect, get back in the whole from which you come from you fat feminist maggot.
You spill with fat all over the sire, you make me sick to my stomach when I imagine your fat feminist aborted hands clapping the keyboard while devouring hamburgers and asking your cat if she wants some.
If you were in the middle of the desert thirsty and I would pass by with a truck full of Cokes I wouldn’t even piss on your fat feminist ugly face.
Feminist fat women gases are the reason why the Earth’s heating up.
Every time you fart a animal dies intoxicated by your feminist gases.
When you jump on trampoline you cause an earthquake from your feminist fat weight.
Every time you sneeze you cause rain with feminist acid.
I wonder how your cat puts up with you, you better fit her with a gas mask soon or else I’ll call the animal police because you’re torturing animals with fat feminist gases.
I think we should have a stupidity police and when we institute that law enforcement unit stupid feminist aborted pieces of shit like you will be incarcerated for life.
“…and asking your cat if she wants some.” Fucking poetry!
YOUR AN IDIOT AND HAVE NO CONCEPT OF HOW TO COMMUNICATE LIKE A REASONABLE PERSON. YOU TOOK A LOT OF TIME TO TYPE A HATEFUL, IGNORANT RANT THAT ONLY RESULTS IN YOU LOOKING LIKE A SPITEFUL MORON. CONGRATULATIONS ON EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. I AM LITERALLY LAUGHING AT YOU RIGHT NOW, AS IS MY ROOMMATE.
Are you joking? Are you a real person? Please, tell me how much you weigh. I WILL NOT MAKE FUN OF YOU. I can’t say the same for others, but I must know your weight. I would put things into perspective for me.
You big, fat bastard… get the fuck off this site.
I wouldn’t have taken her point so accurately and articulately if she would have posted in regular, coherent text. Hey, Dick, I think we need to let the ladies modify the text they use to post to include various fonts, sizes, colors and, most fucking important: motherfucking emoticons! That way they can make their point without looking like fools.
Well, they’ll still look like fools. But they’re going to post here anyway so we may as well give them something to play with while the adults converse. Plus, they might lose some of their anger if they have decorations and accessories to play with. After all, asking women to form coherent thoughts that stand on their own merits without decoration is just cruel.
>>”I AM LITERALLY LAUGHING AT YOU RIGHT NOW, AS IS MY ROOMMATE.”
By roommate you mean your cat??
Does her description resemble this??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpAvcsnoPHo&feature=related
You and that cat are soul mates,you’re both two feminist aborted hating creatures,but watch it ,she might bite you when you try to lick her ass.
And when’s the last time you got some work out?? When you moved from a chair to the next chair??
You need to take your feminist fat aborted ass out of this site.
And what type of chair are you using, I mean using because for your size you can’t find a dildo in any store so you have to use what you got around the house.
>>”I AM LITERALLY LAUGHING AT YOU RIGHT NOW”
That’s not your laugh, you’re laughing at my jokes about you, I don’t think that’s very mentally healthy ,very low self esteem you have there but I shouldn’t be surprised when you’re a fucking elephant and a aborted feminist piece of shit.
>>”AS IS MY ROOMMATE.”"
By roommate you mean your cat? I’m sure you kidnapped her and you’re keeping her hostage against her will, I mean who the fuck would want to live with you, I have your name and address, I’m going to call the RSPCA to release that cat our of her misery that you’re causing her.
And when’s the last time you had a work out session?? When you moved from a chair to the next chair??
http://motivationalimage.com/sexism/476/
ha three sigs. If this site is shut down I will start my own. and the surver will be embedded into my head.
Your kind of filth has already been addressed:
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-would-vote-for-hitler/
Besides, who the fuck advertises the means to a site’s destruction on that very site?! Women, that’s who. They’re so batshit crazy no writer of fiction on the hardest of drugs could come up with shit more absurd than what women profess with utmost sincerity!
Freedom of speech you communist cunt.
Petitions are useless. Just like your time.
Freedom of Speech is good to an extent. It should not extend to protect hate speech like this site has.
Hate speech determined by YOU.
I think most reasonable people would consider this website to be hate speech.
Well, you’d be wrong. I notice you keep saying crazy as things that are not backed by any facts or common sense. As well, you always start with “I feel” or “I think”. Just because you “think something”.
If I said “I think I can defy gravity”, it does not make it so.
I realize you are entitled to your own opinion (even though you aren’t welcome on this site), but what’s the point of saying the things you say?
Amen! That’s why we have a Bill of Rights and not a Bill of Feelings.
Besides, hate speech is still protected speech. Why do you think the Klan can get a license to hold rallies on public property. It’s acting on that speech and turning it into violent crime that is illegal. Women should not be allowed to speak in public without consent of competent men.
We now see you for your TRUE COLORS. You support the Ku Klux Klan? I should have known that people who hate women also hate other races. They are both symptoms of the same ailment: stupidity and insecurity.
No, I don’t support the Klan. That was an example to demonstrate the scope of the First Amendment. This is why women are not allowed to reply to men’s posts. They lack the mental capacity to comprehend meaning. They only know how to incite conflict and drama.
by Woman with a VOICE:
“We now see you for your TRUE COLORS. You support the Ku Klux Klan? I should have known that people who hate women also hate other races. They are both symptoms of the same ailment: stupidity and insecurity.”
You do honestly expect to be taken seriously?
psiros used an example to show that however hateful some speech may be, it is speech, and protected. The use of KKK in his example is quite good because it is something that most people are familiar with and it is a more “extreme” group and set of ideals. So, if KKK is protected, then surely the “hate speech” on this site (THOUGH THERE IS NONE) is also protected. Therefore, you have no right or power to remove this site.
Your claim that psiros supports the KKK is insane and unwarranted. It’s also something called a week analogy. It’s hard for me to briefly explain it, so I’ll give you this link to learn from: http://www.fallacyfiles.org/wanalogy.html
You may think you’re being clever or cute, but you just keep making yourself look bad my saying pointless things. I WOULD LOVE it if you would explain how psiros supports the KKK. Still, you could simply say “I was just kidding” now that you’ve been “debunked”, but I doubt it. Even if you were joking, you aren’t helping your cause. You’re simply creating confusion and wasting people’s time like you’ve made me waste my time now.
You may notice that Dick, among others, simply respond to your insanity with few words of derision rather than a full blown explanation of what you did said/wrong. There are several reasons for this:
1) There is no point in talking to someone who won’t listen.
2) You (and many women) make surprisingly large amounts of grammatical/logical/hilarious errors that it takes way to much time and effort in comparison to the amount you put in, especially when you consider the first point.
3) You don’t deserve an explanation. You shouldn’t be here and Dick shouldn’t have to explain himself to you.
Of course, you will respond to this saying “LOL WELL DONT TAKE YOU’RE OWNE ADVICE AND YOU LEFT A LONG EXPLAIANAITION!!!!!!LOL @ SMALL PENIS”. I do this because I love proving people like you wrong. I don’t have to, I want to.
Please, please give some counterpoints to my comment. I LOVE ABSURDIST HUMOR.
Yes, I spelled “week” instead of “weak”, I transposed “You” and “do”, and maybe a couple other errors. Please get over it, my small, fag penis can’t take your craziness.
Even if it was hate speech, it’d still be legal, you ignorant cretin.
Trust me, moron, if the KKK still exists and is allowed to have public demonstrations, you can rest assured that Dick’s site will remain protected by the laws of the land you are attempting to eat all of.
You want freedom of speech, but only for those whom you agree with. You disgust me.
-Wigt
I bet Mr. Masterson himself would sign that fucking petition to show you how pointless it is.
I just checked the petition (3 sigs so far) and I noticed the last column is labeled “male/female”, and you can only enter either “Yes” or “No”. Two people are “Yes”.
Wow, you couldn’t even get the name right. It’s MABTW not MBTW. Anyways, what the hell are you going to do with that petition? Do you even know what people do with petitions? The best you could do is send it to whoever is hosting this site, and that won’t get you anywhere. They don’t give a shit what people have on their site as long as they’re getting their money, and as long as it’s not hosting anything illegal.
Protip: Someone disagreeing with you (which doesn’t matter anyways, since you’re a woman and automatically wrong) is not illegal. Misogyny is not illegal. Deal with it
My petition already has five signatures. That’s pretty good for a petition that’s only been up for a few minutes. It looks like I already have a lot of support for this already.
How many signatures are from women?
Already already?
Five signatures = five people like you. Let’s do the math. You did well in the classes you took, right? This should be too hard for you.
5 x 0 = 0
Zero threat.
-Wigt
Dude, check out the comments for a couple sigs. It looks like a couple dudes from here just signed for fun. Probably just to show how meaningless this is.
Then, take into consideration that one of the sigs is from here pussy-ass boyfriend and we have 2 sigs (not including her own).
So really, it’s 2 X 0 = 0. Same result, but funnier.
I love how she is equating “mob mentality” with progress, even if it’s a mob of 2.
So if me and my buddy think that laser-shooting unicorns exist, they will suddenly appear?
Hey woman, if we start a petition regarding you shutting the fuck up, and we get more sigs than you? Will you shut the fuck up?
Normally we wouldn’t stoop to your level of idiocracy, but it would be awesome if you agreed to that.
But she Feeeeeeeels 2 or 5 petition signatures “is good progress.”
Remember guys: in whimmin’s heads, whatever they feeeeeel IS reality (which is mainly why they’re so annoying on here).
menarebetterthanwhimmin
I bet that ‘Woman with a VOICE’ is a giant, hirsute porpoise that weighs over 300 lbs and consumes about 30 or 40 litres of strawberry ice cream daily.
And I bet she wear sunglasses indoors and STINKS.
What a CUNT.
*wears
You BET?!?!?!
You just assumed!!!!! You’re a woman!!!!!!
>.<
Not really - for when I bet, I win.
…
But according to CHRIS…who seems to think he’s right about EVERYTHING….
“I bet” is in the dictionary of sentence starters for women. So idk, I just thought I’d point that out that you said that. Minor mistake. lol
“idk”; what is that? Fucking Icelandic?
It is, when written by a woman. When written by a man, it has a completely different - and far nobler - meaning.
lol, it means “I don’t know.”
‘Tis a habit ^_^
….That’s gay.
Because that just proves that men go by feeling when they use it, too. May I ask, what complete difference does it make?
Is that habit yet broken?
idk. LMAO just kidding. XD
Man-Instinct transcends mere feminine ‘feeling’. Man-Instinct is primal and purposeful.
Men have much profounder emotions than women. Look at the symphonies of Beethoven or the sculpture of Michelangelo. The female version of human emotions are much shallower and pointless.
It’s a SAFE…bet. Not a (critical and targeted, as by whimmin on here) assumption.
menarebetterthanwhimmin
Isn’t any woman with a “voice”. The rest know how to shut the fucking hell up long enough to actually make a feeble attempt to please a man.
This site does not advocate any violence of any sort. It is free speech.
Also, had it occurred to you that this site may be hyperbole or out-right comedy?
Get a life and move on; this site should mean nothing to you. Why do you care so much about what some people have to say?
Women with a Voice is the perfect example of what ‘feminism’ attracts.
It is clear the organisation is filled with; fat fucking retards that don’t understand ’cause and effect’.
You’re a bastion of feminism, why any women reading this site would not jump to feminism is be-hond me, it is clear being a retarded fat 18stone annoying twat is key to being a feminist, I have seen many annoying 18stone twats living where I am.
I suppose when ever you fat shrills go into Mc-donalds you get a free token for feminism with every XL meal.
I just had an excellent marketing idea; Mc-donalds new promotion; buy a XL meal get free access to 5 feminist sites and a year long subscription to the local abortion clinic.
But then again who am I kidding? Mc-donalds doesn’t need any sort of promotion, just the thought of a XL meal is enough to entice you twats through the door, stampeding like the herd of fucking buffalo you are!
Go on a diet, maybe just fucking maybe you may actually like men again.
Mcdonalds loves you!
I wouldn’t be surprised if; XL meals where created the same time feminism was created, they ‘the marketing geniuses they are’ (MEN again) realized what a fat fucking money churner feminism was. I wouldn’t be surprised if there wasn’t a Mcdonalds opened at every feminist meeting point, I bet NOW have one on each corner of the building.
You couldn’t even spell “chauvinist” right. Fail.
Way to give Dick Masterson more free advertising, by the way. That will surely hurt him.
Just another example of how fascist women truly are since they always try to ban og forbid by law anything they don`t like…
Women hate freedom of speach…
I meant SPEECH (sorry,I`m Norvegian,not:)
*Woman with a VOICE–
‘I don’t remember Dick Masterson’s reply exactly, but it was something like: “I hope you die, fatso.”’
*She can’t use email or copy/paste. Surprise.
*This is funny:
Woman with a VOICE–
‘Your statements are invalid. They are only fueled by hate that is probably due to your own insecurity. Also, I do not listen to the statements of someone who doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.”’
*This statement was made by WWAV after having written the following:
‘I looked at your book on Google Books (and did not pay a cent so that you didn’t get any profit from it) and it is filled with factual, grammatical, and spelling errors just like you’re site.’
‘Having a nice car and clothes just shows a man is responsible and thoughtful about the important things in life. Your a moron.’
‘Your comment DOES NOT DESERVE A RESPONSE. Your an idiot and have no idea what women are capable of. I don’t need to name examples of your grammar mistakes, because they are so obvious and there are so many.’
Har har.
I also got a laugh from her boyfriend, or PW’d doormat, who looked at the site and giggled, and then, after a brief threat of no sex (from a hippo), decided to change his feminine mind.
–Wigt
THOSE THINGS WERE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT. YOU ARE TWISTING MY WORDS TO MAKE ME LOOK STUPID. I SHOULD EXPECT THAT SORT OF LOW, IGNORANT TACTIC FROM A FAN OF THIS SITE. YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE MEN WHO THINKS THAT CONDENSING WORDS DOWN TO A FEW SENTENCES IS BETTER EVEN THOUGH IT DESTROYS THE OVERALL MEANING AND EVEN TWISTS THE WORDS TO REFLECT A NEW, INACCURATE MEANING.
IM LOSING THIS ARGUMENT TERRIBLY SO I WILL DO WHAT ALL WOMEN DO WHEN THEY ARE PROVEN WRONG BY YELLING!! IM MAD! SOOO MAD THAT IM YELLING WHEN I KNOW IM WRONG!
menarebetterthanwomen and theres SOO much proof here. In fact YOU are proof that men are better. You are living breathing bitching proof that men are better than women.
It might not necessarily be yelling. It could be talking loudly. lol
Femspeak, what I meant is not what I said. No wonder politicians pander to them.
Hey, idiot bitch, they don’t HAVE to be taken in context to demonstrate that you don’t know the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re.’
Lay off the caps lock key, cow.
Think about it, Woman with no brain. I know it hurts. Re-read my post. Don’t you see the irony in your statement about not listening to the comments of people who don’t know ‘your’ from ‘you’re’ when you YOURSELF demonstrate the same incompetence? Take your own advice. Don’t listen to yourself. Har har.
You make me laugh.
Do that caps lock thing again, too. That was AWESOME.
-Wigt
Women need to be drafted and killed in vast numbers.
=(
That means she’s sad.
lol XD
There is already too many women on the planet as is.
o.O
And men. Don’t forget that.
There’s too many PEOPLE, actually.
I think Hans made his point quite clearly the first time. I don’t like to make a habit of questioning Germans on their viewpoints on population issues, anyway. It never leads to anything good.
You ARE stupid.The only thing getting twisted here is your panties.
I just went to google and i searched for the greatest personalities ever. I found this website that shows very clearly that women suck because they never did anything useful in this world. Here is the website:
http://library.thinkquest.org/28464/
There is no questening at all! All of the greatest writters, scientists, inventors, etc are men.
So women, stop bitching about having rights or craving for equality, it just wont happen because men are better than women. Men have brains, ideas, ambitions and will to build and do awesome things. Women just have shit heads and only think about their god damn hair or clothes.
100% of all science and all inventions are made by Men and even now when young Men are being attacked in educational system and education in general women are still nothing.
Men are much better than women.
I just goggled feministing.org
Just for the hell of it.
What a place; I have stared into the pits of hell and its name is; feministing.org.
I clicked on an article (which sparked my interest) labelled ‘why the patriarchy still exists’.
The article turned out to be ramblings of the life of a ‘single mother’ who had managed to raise a feral thug (shock-fucking-horror on that one, what a surprise), who just so happened to have fucked 25 girls between 12-16 year old girls. She then goes on to link this to a patriarchy, blaming all Men for creating the society we live in.
I should have clicked away then, but I thought I’d suffer some more abuse and look over some comments.
Boy if you want to see the shit that goes through women’s heads, head over and see the comments, fucking-Jesus-H-Christ.
Not one of them linked in the fact that the young girls where openly screwing this feral thug. Not linking the fact that if the girls didn’t consent, then this son of the mother who wrote the article had in fact raped 25 young girls.
But of-course in the world of feminists, Men are the problem when a society churns out whores at the age of 12, she actually writes; “I thought I taught my boy to respect women”. Now FFS this is the double speak women use all the time, when ever a girl under-age has sexual intercourse with a boy underage, it’s always the fucking boys fault or the evil patriarchy.
I shit you not.
*runs off like a fucking meteor burning through the sky’ to re-create the bath scene from the film the ‘crying game*
Anglo women are such cunts, it almost defies description. In fact, women are entirely responsible for the rise of thug culture, in two ways:
1. By producing large numbers of thugs by mating only with losers and fuck-wits commensurate with their own limited intelligence.
2. By promoting lone mother-led family units, which breed only sociopathic animals.
Don’t see much male involvement, there… what a surprise.
The female attraction to violent criminals and murderous sociopaths, especially for mating purposes, is responsible for the perpetuation of those genes that code for high levels of testosterone-fuelled aggression within any given population. All criminality and violence down throughout the untold millenia of human existence is a direct result of the dysgenic effects of female reproductive choice operating outside the boundaries of male patriarchal control.
The afore-mentioned assertion has profound implications for contemporary ethics and morality by demonstrating that the existence of the female species and the existence of pure evil are one and the same thing. Women, and the cuckholded men who promote their rights and liberties, are truly evil beings.