Fool Me Once, Shame on Me
Men are better than women at procuring loans. Bank loans, personal loans, whatever you want. Think of this situation.
A man approaches either you or a bank and asks for 10,000 dollars or pounds sterling to start a computer repair store or a restaurant.
“Sounds interesting.” You might say. “Tell me more.”
You’ll probably get an interesting answer. Now picture this scenario. A woman approaches you and says you should give her the same amount to start a bead store or a stationary store or some fucking online shit that sells crappy, hand-made jewelry to shut-ins with seven cats. Whatever it is I have a pretty good idea of what either you as a man or you as a bank as a bank would say:
“Fuck you, bitch. That’s the craziest shit I’ve ever heard.”
That’s because from their purple micro mini skirts to their puce stiletto heels women are a grab bag of mixed signals and lies. Are they a hooker? Are they blind? Is this woman some kind of chiratic vampire that feeds on clashes of colors? Whatever the truth behind the bullshit is, it will take some digging to find. It’ll take some digging to find your money too if you errantly decide to throw it into the sink hole that is a woman’s business sense.
Last time I checked banks are in the business of making money. And the last time I checked was very recently. As a man, I’m very interested in money. Money is how you keep score in life, so as a man I think about it more than I think about sex. All men do, but you’ll never read that in Cosmo. Women would hate to see their sole purpose linked with their greatest aphrodisiac and the last time I checked Cosmo was in the business of selling magazines. What else you won’t read about in Cosmo is how many Man Points you’re loosing by reading it — a shitload.
52% of men applying for a commercial bank loan receive it.
39% of women get theirs.
-National Foundation for Women Business Owners
That’s not gender discrimination. There is no such thing as gender discrimination at a bank and there has never been. The whole shit is a myth. Banks are like a hundred men crammed into a hot-box of money think. A boiler room of man brains forced to ponder on money with such extreme prejudice and deliverance that by 8:00AM the only gender they give any kind of a shit about is Green. Money. Women don’t get loans as often as men do because banks look at their proposals and say to themselves, ‘Gee, I bet giving this crazy ass Art History major five grand to tour Europe with a backpack and Birkenstocks would be a stupid fucking idea. Why the fuck does the word boyfriend show up on this chick’s loan application six times?’
Denied. Try asking the Bank of Daddy, sweetheart. He’s always open for business.
Women are less trustworthy than you can throw them. Bullshit, Dick, you say? No shit at all. If you don’t believe me measure how far you can throw a 300 pound woman. Then see how far you can walk away after trusting her with a two pound Cinnabun.
The defense rests. By the way if you do that, make sure you know the Heimlich maneuver.
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June 1st, 2007 at 11:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 926a1904cecf2
Yea, you’re waaaay smarter than all the guys on this site. Try spelling probably right for a change. That’ll help your argument.
On another note, 3 meals in four days at $8 bucks a pop? That sounds pretty healthy. Idiot.
June 2nd, 2007 at 3:23 am - IP Man-Hash: eda2c73375f05
At age thirteen, that means your parents and your school are subsidising your meals. Dependency on subsidies aren’t considered as thrift. Go away from here and do what all the other stupid 13 year old girls do; work on your myspace page.
August 14th, 2007 at 4:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: a40deaac180a4
Where is all this hostility coming from gentlemen? Is it one of those dick size things again?
August 14th, 2007 at 4:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 84f51b832bd91
Mostly in my life.. personally.. it’s coming from women.
August 14th, 2007 at 5:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b0b9a4016949
Oh it’s hostility now Carol?! Go to a feminist site (you’re probably dumb enough to do just that because you’re a woman) and I’ll show you hostility because you all just can’t do the same things us men do. Want proof? Go to combat! The only one that did (won’t mention that name) ended up on the fucking news for a year and got a book deal just because she was fucking captured!! How many of us Marines have been captured and beheaded and you hear about it for maybe a god-damned week?? Oh, but poor little bitty woman got captured and we watch interview after interview of her tears and wailings of how she was so scared? Jesus fucking christ! You know when you sign up what you’re in for: Combat, Death, Carnage and possible capture. Deal with it! MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN!
August 14th, 2007 at 5:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b0b9a4016949
Oh and FYI. In case your next stupid comment was gonna be about “how would you know, you’ve never served”, yes I fucking have and am damn proud of it! Once a Marine always a Marine and you don’t hear me bitching about the little fucking flesh-wounds I got in Iraq.
-Sgt Reyes.
September 16th, 2007 at 2:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4fcada9323419
SEMPER FI…….DO OR DIE
September 16th, 2007 at 5:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8bf10ee7e5a18
Here’s the proof why your statements above are wrong, little girl. Ignorance may be bliss, but it is also dangerous; read and learn.
Then we can talk.
http://www.fisheaters.com/gb1.html
November 13th, 2007 at 3:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c
Anything which doesn’t fit the worldview of the “Wimmin’s Studies” professionals must be bias or hostility, huh?
Whereas a woman’s emotional-reasoning or anecdote must represent the facts or the majority, I’m sure.
Additionally, and more in line with the subject of Dick’s article, the last article I read about why women don’t get more of their patent applications accepted, had a USPTO official stating because “The majority of women’s submissions aren’t considered significant to industry.” (Yeah, it’s tough to get a loan too, when you’re the third proposed handbag store in the mall).
November 13th, 2007 at 4:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 49c2078a44a9b
What hostility? Oh.
Well see, in my defence, they startedit by coming on here and insulting us all. You know, i’m being hostile because they’re being hostile.
If I’m called a fucking limpdick bastard, I’m going to go right out and fuck you up verbally.
Men don’t take shit like that. You be hostile to us, fucking hell you have a death wish.
April 6th, 2008 at 2:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: f222465d9988a
Dick Masterson sucks penis!
April 7th, 2008 at 12:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c3ca5120d047
Most guys on this forum are too ugly to get a nice woman
April 7th, 2008 at 12:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c3ca5120d047
Damn, I like this, it’s so true
April 7th, 2008 at 12:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c3ca5120d047
Fuck that hippy crap that woman often like. HEAVY METAL RULES!!!
April 7th, 2008 at 1:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
How is a manhole and a pinto alike?
They’re both fun to ride until they die.
Q: What’s grosser than gross?
A: A pit filled with 100 manholes.
Q: What’s even grosser than that?
A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat her way out.
Q: What’s even grosser than that?
A: When she goes back for seconds.
- http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/fag.txt
April 7th, 2008 at 1:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Grosser than that?
2G1C
‘Manholes are so spiritual.’
April 9th, 2008 at 8:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1a27b5083106d
I don’t know why you’ve included the 4 days part. That’s like saying I can spend 50$ on a pair of shoes in 4 years.
Anyhow, 25$ on 3 meals is quite easy and I don’t understand why you make it seem like a challenge. I can buy 3 fresh steaks for $20~ and have 5$ (See how I did proper math there?) left for drinks.
April 12th, 2008 at 11:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 09b607c8c4b90
I’m assuming she meant three meals a day. Typical woman communication skills.
Also, “a women” …?
April 20th, 2008 at 2:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: f5dd2c102ccaf
I’ve had sex many times and have had many dates. Thank you very much. You shouldn’t talk out of your ass.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:34 am - IP Man-Hash: d8d28a4af2457
Very interesting book! I’ve only read Chapter I (looking forward to the others), but suddenly many things come into focus! When I was a child, there was all this public talk about how Asian countries were so far ahead of America and therefore we needed better schools and programs. Of course, according to the conclusion in this book, it would be because the Asian countries were completely patriarchal and America was embracing feminism.
Men - focus on your career, starve out the pussy.