There Should be a Women’s Olympics for Bitching.
There is a misnomer in our society to the tune of “household chores”. “Chores” imply that there is work that needs getting done. That makes sense, doesn’t it? In days of old, the man of the house would establish these chores and then divy them up to his clan. There would be no bullshit about this. My how times have changed for the worse.
Today’s “household chores” are merely a fabrication of women to invent things to endlessly bitch about.
It’s easy to see this with a simple comparison. Men love drinking beer. We love it because beer is not only delicious for the mouth, but also for the mind. Because of that, we find creative excuses to drink it.
Baseball game on? Sure, drink a beer.
Anyone want to go bowling? You betcha, how about a beer too? Yes, in fact.
Does today end in a “-day”? How about that, it does. That must mean it’s okay to drink in the workplace.
For women it’s exactly the same. Except not with beer, with brow-beating and nagging. They love bitching about meaningless nonsense just like we men love treating ourselves to a nice, cold can of suds.
Similarly, they’ll invent creative excuses to wallow around in their naggery. Excuses like completely empty goddamn pizza boxes left on the counter and bills not put into the bill drawer.
That’s a great idea. Nothing’s ever been lost in a drawer…except for everything.
I know that your first male instinct is to use this new knowledge to better understand a woman next time she is busting all balls within reach about some bullshit like shoes being left on the table. Don’t. Just accept that all women are wound up tighter than a Swiss watch and that they’re never going to change because they love it.
I don’t know about you men, but all this thinking has made me quite thirsty.
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women: your arguments are weak and your statements generalized. Come up with somethign good rather than trying to insult me to make yourselves feel better. You women prove the exact topics of which we men discuss on this website. Have a good day, and stop visting this website so the men can actually have decent discussions without your constant interruptions.
The only reason men on this website continually brag about men’s achievements on the whole, is because they have no worthwhile achievements of their own. So to make themselves feel better, they examine another extremely large group and point out its shortcomings, all so they can ignore their own, individual failures.
Dick, you may be bragging about male presidents and astronauts, but you’re never going to be either of them. So why don’t you stop hiding behind your gender, and focus on your own goals.
Susan B Anthony’s soul is haunting you right now
“women would nee dto bring the beer, be filmed for the porn, and be cheerleaders at the football game”
good luck with that one
and I doubt you know who Anthony is. And if you do it’s because you JUST typed her name in on google.
I pity any woman you set eyes on.
Because I have not had a large number of relasionships I know that I am capable of being much more than a sex object.
Odd how you insult her being 16. Is it because she knows more than you? Age has nothing to do with experience. I’ve been through more than any 19 year old that I know of. And this particular 16 year old seems to know quite a bit as well. How old are you Duster? Judging by your wisdom and experience in the world you must be around….11? maybe 12?
You are 16, don’t talk to me about relationships and sex. Unless you are fully versed via molestation during childhood or you are banging one of your teachers at school.
No wonder no woman has ever loved you, with that amazingly large ego.
The reason you wish women to only be sex objects is because you feel threatened when you know they are capable of more. Much, much more.
If men or women never made mistakes and always did something right the first time…how the hell would we come up with inventions and and other creative ideas that never would have been thought of had something not gone wrong? If you ACTUALLY read your history books you’d realize a lot of things were invented out of mistakes.
women would nee dto bring the beer, be filmed for the porn, and be cheerleaders at the football game
What would your ideal world consist of?
A lot of beer, porn, football? and perhaps…no women?
Nicole brings up a good point, or so she thinks. If men did things right the first time? First time nothing- Men are always right, it is women’s perception that is all fucked up.
To an even further extent, if men did what women would refer to as “the right thing the first time”, that would inevitably be viewed as wrong in the demonic eyes of said woman and she would still manage to bitch about it. Plain and simple.
Are there olympics for
idiocy
sexism
small dickedness
it’s so sad how you think people read this and agree with you.
Where did all this come from?
do you have a girlfriend (jenna jameson, your hand, your mother, your dog or cat, your hooker DO NOT COUNT)
?
How small is your penis?
have you ever considered becoming homosexual?
or just…
I don’t know…going to a corner and dropping dead?
Hahahahaha maybe when you figire out why women bitch to you (with that pathetic excuse for a brain of yours) they wont!
I’l give you a hint, if you did the right thing in the first place there would be nothing to bitch about.
A man would never lower himself to compete in this bastardized version of the Panhellenic games. We win real things like Super Bowls and monster truck races.
lol you win this olympic just for the site!
I was drinking a cold beer when I sat down to read this… No Shit.