Breaking the Law!
When I think of famous law breakers, I think of swarthiness, moxy, and above all, competence. If men were s’mores, those would be our mangredients.
Jessie James, Al Capone, George Washington; each one was a criminal and each was moxier and manlier than the last.
What I don’t think about when I think of world class law breaking, is some ranting bitch trying to scream her way out of a parking ticket. Men invented the law. It’s no wonder men are better than women at breaking it.
Also, God gave women tits to get out of traffic tickets. Not lungs and certainly not brains.
Recently a woman broke the law in a way that wasn’t sleeping with one of her high school students. Hot as that may be, it’s actually illegal.
A very stupid British woman — which British women are more than any other species of woman on the planet — named Kate Badger, opted not to pay a £60 fine for throwing an apple core out of her car. Instead, and while simultaneously having three children at the age of 26, she is opting to take the ticket to court and vogue her way out of a possible £20,000 fine or six months in prison. You can see her vogue by following the link at the end of this article. Put yourself in the judge’s shoes for a hearty laugh.
I don’t know what offends me most about this: the atrocious lesson Kate is teaching her children — whom I’ll no doubt have to beat with a roll of quarters one day when I catch them skateboarding around my car, the fact that a legal system is being burdened by the scorn of an unhappy single mom who couldn’t keep a man happy, or the improper disposal of controlled waste.
Any woman under 35 who can’t keep a man is either fat or useless. After 35, she might just be old.
How to Break the Law
As a man who’s broken the law more times than he can count, I feel it’s my duty to illustrate the manly way to break the law and contrast that with the womanly, retarded way. Let’s begin.
1. Keep your story straight!
There’s one thing that will blow a crime like it knows someone famous: changing your story. When you change your story, you’re effectively removing yourself as a piece of evidence. That means the evidence will all start telling the same story and when you’re breaking laws, that’s the last thing you want.
Just because you have the stupidest cover story ever dreamed, does not mean that you’ve been caught. This is something men deal with all the time. Maybe a drunk hooker really did blow smoke into your mouth and then saved a bunch of her whore friends’ phone numbers on your cell phone while you were on your way to the all night jewelry store. The more important question is, who wants to hear about all the nice jewelry you special ordered?
There’s a 51% chance that story will work. Remember, women are 51% of people, and women are dumb as fuck. Women will believe anything you tell them. “Believing anything” is a coping mechanism women evolved in order to maintain some sense of self-worth after spending thousands of years being completely fucking useless. Why else would a fat woman wear earrings? The Orca actually believes she looks better because some twinkly bits of metal are hanging off of her fat, sausage earlobes.
In the case of young, manless Kate Badger, we have the following statements:
“I refused to pay the £60 fine because I didn’t throw the apple core.”
And then moments later:
“I think it’s a ridiculous charge because apples are biodegradable and it’s not like we are talking about a huge bag of rubbish.”
Sometimes I’m amazed at how stupid women sound when they’re not standing in front of you and you can’t stare at their tits.
2. Know when you’re caught!
I drive my car really fucking fast. That means every time I’ve ever been pulled over by a police officer, I was speeding. There’s also a small chance I was driving without insurance and with an expired license, but that’s a different story. My point is, I knew it was wrong and I did it anyway. There’s no reason to waste a bunch of people’s time just because I don’t feel like spending a few hundred bucks on the chance to do it again. When something is fucked, trying to un-fuck it just makes it more fucked. It’s like trying to dig your way out of hole.
So why do women act like that?
In half of everything they do, women are acting on the sting of embarrassment. They’re embarrassed at what they’ve done, so they try to pass it off as something that was just and right and at worst, misunderstood. That way they believe they haven’t done anything wrong at all. They live the lie. A woman’s grasp of morality is childish at best, and at worst psychotic.
Instead of paying her £60 fine, Kate Badger is going to waste everyone’s time by taking her embarrassment and her three children to court to hopefully argue her fate back down to the original £60 pounds after acting like an entitled she-donkey until the judge gives her a look her father should have been giving her since day one.
That’s cute, but I don’t want to fuck you, so shut the fuck up.
Note that I said “everyone’s time”. Kate didn’t chose to waste the court’s time or the cop’s time, she chose to waste everyone in England’s time. Who the fuck is paying for that cop and that judge? Everyone in England.
The law should only be broken for manly reasons; like changing the law itself, or for personal gain. Breaking the law because you’re too embarrassed to admit that you got caught chucking an apple out the window and then flipped out while your kids were watching is womanly and wrong. And since when is risking jail time for the mother of your children worth £60? I guess when you’re the mother, that “when” is anytime.
3. You are guilty until proven innocent!
The notion of being innocent until you are proven guilty is a fun idea for children, but when you’re breaking the law, there is no innocent. There is only “guilty” and “got away with it”. What is going to court over £60 going to prove? That people don’t like paying parking tickets?
Next time you hire a woman, know that if she isn’t taking time off for being pregnant or being on her period, she might be taking time off for something like this.
Behind every great fortune, there is a great crime. And behind every great man, there is a woman. With any luck, the two are related.
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MY TAKE ON FEMINISM & HOW YOU SHOULD DEAL WITH WIMMIN OF
TODAY:
THE LAWS OF THE LAND HAVE EMPOWERED TODAY’S WIMMIN TO
SUCH A RIDICULOUS EXTENT THAT IT VIRTUALLY GIVES THEM A
LICENSE TO ABUSE THEM & GET AWAY WITH IT TO THE DETRIMENT
OF A MAN & HIS INTERESTS……………..
THE ONLY WAY TO KICK THEIR PRIVILEGED ASSES IS TO TAKE THE
HELP OF THESE LAWS & MANIPULATE THEM TO YOUR ADVANTAGE…..
DO THE SAME THING TO THEM WHAT THEY DO TO YOU……….
WHENEVER YOU GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH A WIMMIN OF
SOME SORTS……………ASK THE BITCH TO SIGN SOME KIND OF
CONTRACTUAL AGREEMENT THAT HAS SOME KIND OF LEGAL VALIDITY………IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE THAT YOU HAVE TO FACE
A HARROWING TIME WITH ATTORNEY……………BUT IT WILL ENSURE
AT LEAST WHEN YOU TOUCH AN ALL TIME LOW IN RELATIONSHIP OR
IT COMES TO CRUNCH…………YOU ARE ON TOP OF THE SITUATION
& THE FUCKING SCHEMING BITCH CANNOT MANIPULATE THE
SITUATION OR THE MAN CONCERNED & GET AWAY WITH IT……..
IT SHOULD ALSO ENSURE THAT YOUR BITCH WIMMIN EXERCISES A
CERTAIN DEGREE OF RESTRAINT ON HER ACTIONS,ATTITUDE &
MOODY BEHAVIOR & THE STUPID BITCH CANNOT USE MONTHLY
HORMONAL IMBALANCES AS AS EXCUSE TO DO WHATEVER THE
BITCH THINKS IS OK………..
IT SHOULD ALSO ENSURE THAT THE BITCH DOES NOT USE
CONSENSUAL SEX AS A MEANS TO FILE A FALSE CASE OF RAPE,
MOLESTATION,PHYSICAL HARASSMENT,SEXUAL ABUSE/ASSAULT
WHILE ALL THE WHILE PRETENDING TO BE AN INNOCENT VICTIM
BUT ALL THE WHILE SECRETLY USING THE LAWS OF THE LAND TO
SEND YOU TO PRISON TERM TO SETTLE HER OLD GRUDGES OR JUST
BECOZ SHE COULD NOT GET WHAT THE (FUCKING BITCH) WANTED
FROM THE RELATIONSHIP…………SO THE FUCKING WHORE FELT
USED & EXPLOITED & HENCE HAD TO FILE A FALSE CASE TO SETTLE
THE ACCOUNTS……………
REMEMBER GUYS, ONCE YOU END UP IN PRISON & EVEN THOUGH YOU
COME CLEAN IN THE END………..YOU LOSE YOUR JOB & YOUR MENTAL
BALANCE & EVEN TRIPS TO PSYCHIATRIST WON’T HELP YOU………
ALSO AS FAR AS POSSIBLE TRY TO PLUG THE LOOPHOLES IN THE
AGREEMENT SO THAT THE BITCH DOES NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT.
NEVER ACCEPT WHATEVER A BITCH SAYS AT FACE VALUE………
LET HER PROVE HERSELF THROUGH ACTION & DEEDS……………….
REMEMBER WE LOVE THE DOGS……..(SORRY BITCH PAYBACK TIME)
BUT WITHOUT TEETH(FANGS)…………..
REMEMBER THE LAWS PROVIDE THEM WITH TEETH………….TO BE
A TOTAL REPULSIVE VULGAR NAUSEATING BITCH………….
& IT IS OUR DUTY TO REMOVE THOSE TEETH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE
MAKE THEM GOOD DISCIPLINED WIMMIN & SUBSERVIENT /SUBMIT
TO MEN………..
OTHERS ARE WELCOME TO JOIN & SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS……….
HOW TO DEAL WITH MODERN DAY FEMINIST BITCH WIMMIN……..
FLEETING THOUGHT: GETTING A PROFESSIONAL WHORE/HOOKER
FOR NIGHT SAVES ALL THE MENTAL TRAUMA/HEADACHE & PROVIDES
VALUE FOR MONEY……………….
IF YOUR BITCH WIMMIN REFUSES TO SIGN ON THE DOTTED
LINE……………..THEN THE CHOICE IS EITHER YOU HAVE TO
DUMP HER OR ACCEPT HER……….AT A GREAT COST & RISK TO YOUR NORMAL WELL BEING.
MY HONEST OPINION ………..TRUSTING A WIMMIN BLINDLY
IS FOOL HARDY. NO WIMMIN STARTS AS A BITCH……….
THEY ALL ACT SMART & GOODY GOODY BUT ALLOW THEM
A LITTLE LEEWAY & THEY BECOME A REPULSIVE NAUSEATING
BITCH IN NO TIME…………..
ITS BETTER TO TRUST PROFESSIONAL WHORES/HOOKERS
WHO KNOW THEIR JOB RATHER THEN PUTTING YOUR TRUST
IN A CONNIVING SCHEMING SKANK / BITCH WHO GIVEN
HALF A CHANCE WILL SKIM/CREAM YOU OFF FOR GOOD…….
ONCE FOR ALL……….
CONTRACTUAL AGREEMENT SHOULD DEFINE THE KEY POINTS……
1.WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN ACCEPTABLE OR NOT
ACCEPTABLE??…………
2. WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN TOLERABLE OR NOT
TOLERABLE??…………
3. WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN PERMISSIBLE OR NOT
PERMISSIBLE??…………
4. WHAT ARE THE THINGS IN A WIMMIN YOU FIND
OBJECTIONABLE??……….
I DELIBERATELY MADE IT ONE SIDED SO THAT THE MODERN
DAY BITCH WIMMIN INSTEAD OF ALWAYS FINDING FAULT
WITH THE GUYS………SHOULD LOOK THEMSELVES IN THE
MIRROR ONCE & FIND OUT WHERE THEY ARE GOING WRONG.
………….TRY TO RECTIFY THEMSELVES FIRST & THEN POINT
FINGERS AT OTHERS………
THE AGREEMENT SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE PROVISIONS FOR
TERMINATING/DISSOLVING THE RELATIONSHIP ON MUTUALLY
ACCEPTABLE TERMS & MOST IMPORTANT OF THEM ALL………..
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
Women aren’t dumb enough to get caught
Women are too stupid to do anything productive! So, tell me Erica, you probably weigh 300 pounds easily and wanting your man to come home, but he won’t because you don’t cook for him. Feminism < Truth
I am shutting this site down.
Those “complex” “emotions’ are brewing. Wow, another reason why women are better than men.
Elaborate; humor me.
A quote Dick had used on his FAQ page.
.. and very right.
You, sir, are very troubled..
“Any woman under 35 who can’t keep a man is either fat or useless. After 35, she might just be old.”
And after a useless excuse (which we have all heard at one time or another!
“That’s cute, but I don’t want to fuck you, so shut the fuck up.”
This is classic stuff – and to all you women that are reading this, cause your sick of all you 10,000,000 femicunt websites, Dick is the epitome of truth. See what he says 35 – is your time almost up?
Wow she’s 26? She looks like shes 35.
Well I can.
You’re always right? I did not know that. Thank you for that inspiratiional quote.
Ha ha. No.
Don’t try to fight us. We are always right.
-detatched
“Oh please. Like a 14 year old has any concept of the outside world besides what they get spoon fed by the media. And let me tell you, what they are getting fed is estrogen laced bullshit.”
That is just great, I had no idea I was being fed stupidity! Detatched, I know those things already. I don’t pay attention to FOX news, tabloids, celebrity shows (such as The Insider), or things of the nature. They’re all laced with idiocracy and are doctored to show what they want them to show, not the genuine truth. Besides, I don’t trouble myself with the news much. I like to keep with the election (go Obama!), which is pretty much the only news I truly pay attention to.
“To think this little 14 year old shit for brains thinks he/she is the first person to offer up the idea that “not every woman is like thisâ€? to this hardcore crowd of REALISTS is the epitome of foolishness and unfounded self worth only a brat of today can achieve.”
I am a girl, Chiodos is my favorite band at the moment (I don’t know what Chiodos means exactly, I looked it up in almost every language it sounds like it could be). I suppose “not everyone is like that” is probably a common idea, it is the most obvious and the first to come to mind when Dick’s posts are read. By the way, you may consider yourself a “realist”, I see you all as more of narcissists.
“When the little shit starts paying their own way in life they have some merit to the community. Until then, fuck off. We’ve heard your canned “thoughtsâ€? plenty”
You may of heard them plenty, but that doesn’t mean these thoughts are going away (besides, I only come here, what, once a week?). Sure, I don’t pay bills, taxes, gas, or any other fun way to give away money. But that doesn’t mean I have no concept of life or the way it is.
and not only that, why did you change your name just to post twice, little ellie? Split personality disorder or just stupid?
If you knoww no one cares then why speak in the first place, besides attention?
Ha. I read many of your postings and I think they are all funny. Never once did your little ‘insiders’ piss me off, only becuase i find it comical you felt you had to make a website about why men are better than women as if you had to prove it to the world. No wonder your miserable and dont like women, you probabley dont have one and if you do i stilll understand why you dont like women and think they’re stupid, you date the stupid ones- stupid for being with you. Tits are not get get out of tickets either, if you had a mother you would know what they are for. I know this means nothing to you and the only thing i’ll get back from this is neggative but who gives a shit, keep judging.
Oh please. Like a 14 year old has any concept of the outside world besides what they get spoon fed by the media. And let me tell you, what they are getting fed is estrogen laced bullshit.
To think this little 14 year old shit for brains thinks he/she is the first person to offer up the idea that “not every woman is like this” to this hardcore crowd of REALISTS is the epitome of foolishness and unfounded self worth only a brat of today can achieve.
When the little shit starts paying their own way in life they have some merit to the community. Until then, fuck off. We’ve heard your canned “thoughts” plenty.
Well said! There are definitely flawed areas of logic on this site. It’s just sad that most adults on here can’t see it but a 14 year old can.
Haha, that actually was funny.
Here’s here excuse:
“I just couldn’t believe it. I phoned them and explained that it wasn’t me who had thrown the apple, but my friend who has moved away.”
She states she has completely lost touch with this “friend”, and therefor shouldn’t be blamed for not paying the fine and not disclosing the identity of the person who did throw it. I say fine her the original £60 plus court costs, estimated to be £5000.
Btw, this site says she faces an unlimited fine and up to 5 years in prison.
Of course not. What a ridiculous idea.
Some women obviously aren’t as intelligent, sober, and self-disciplined as Paris Hilton.
-wolfe