Britney Spears: Not Just Jailbat Anymore (Apparently)
I’ve always wanted to name a phony whore MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month. Little did I know today would be my lucky day! I guess I should have read my horoscope, but I’m not a woman so I don’t waste my time reading fucking self-fulfilling bullshit and if I did I would give a fuck about it.
Gentlemen and all the women here who behave like little girls and not ladies and are fucking forbidden from reading this anyway, may I present MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month for July:
Britney Spears.
Britney “Hit me” Spears recently posed for the cover of Bazaar magazine. No big deal right? Women whore for attention every day. Who fucking cares?
Well, I care because this time the whore was pregnant as fuck! And boy does she show it!
Don’t believe me? I envy you. You, unlike me, won’t subject yourself to looking for the pictures of said mother-to-be in all their travesty. You’ll likely have a good laugh at an unappetizing by comically absurd future that may have been and go on your merry man-way. Besides, babies are like a James fucking Bond License to Whore. This is almost a non-event.
Then I got to thinking: where have I seen this kind of behavior before? Being a man, I immediately thought of an answer.
Men; that’s where I’ve seen it. Men do this type of man-shit all the time. We don’t whore for attention; we don’t pose for pregnant photos; and we don’t hold our babies like they’re heads of cabbage whilst we’re walking recklessly around New York or driving down to the fucking market for more scotch and hopefully a pack of condoms for fuck’s sake, but what we do do is not give any kind of a fuck how we look for pictures.
That’s what I see on this month’s cover of Bazaar; someone who clearly gives absolutely no fuck about looking like shit in front of a lot of people — and I mean a lot of people. I can’t think of anything more manly and mantastic.
Go look at wedding photos. Go back to the 70’s if you want. See all those moustmanstaches (moustaches) in your face? See those guys grinning like they’re doing a good thing? They are. Moustaches are fucking hideous, but so is everything done by Jackson Pollock. That doesn’t mean they’re also not precious works of fucking art that will blow your man-ass completely off and also the pants of all the hot ladies who get too close.
Congratulations Miss July. I think I can speak for everyone when I say I would absolutely love to hit you one more time.
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Hey Femicuntwhorehookerbitchs how about I shove chainsaw’s up your hole to save MANkind, for more entertaining. Your only worth comes from spreading your legs for our pleasure and for propagating!
Your thoughts and opinions are useless you and your gender will be made to suffer for crimes against men for thousands of years to come!
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LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
Ok man, fair comment, but you are not the only one here who is guilty of the aforementioned crime.
Just picking up on the discussion over sports. I say every man to his own.
If you really want to see a piss poor game, take ANY sport and allow women to play it.
How can any woman call herself the best at any sport when she could easily be beaten by a man. What the fuck happened to equality there?
This thread started because Dick Masterson named Spear Britney ( I wish the fuck someone would) Honorary man of the month, because she in a rancid little drunken whore. And then it seems sonyad ( the pus exuding slut ) made some comment regarding football……..Typical woman shit…….exactly what this web community is here to demonstrate. Distract from the issue when you don’t have a brain to make a relevant, on topic comment to make. And sadly, the bulk of replies to her menstrual outbursts only served to encourage her, notwithstanding the fact that CUNTS are not allowed here. I cannot even comprehend why you reply to her with anything other than venom, given that she is trespassing here, having chosen in her CLIT POWER wisdom to ignore the fucking sign. Anyhow, she hijacked the thread, and you all permitted her to do so with NON MANLY INACTION, by not telling her to go and fuck herself with a chainsaw. ALL women are dumb, bombastic, attention seeking whores, who should really only open their mouths when I need to take a DUMP in it.
P Coderch, I see myself obliged to intervene. American footballiatoros play with only their feet as well. They’ve just got an extra pair, that’s all.
I contend that the reason they’ll never concede and admit allegiance to the Sport King is cause they suck unbelievably at it.
I don’t know where this conversation got started, but it’s so off-topic and irrelevant that it could only have been started by a woman, who shouldn’t be on this site, changing the issue to something she can bitch about.
No one in the World cares about American “football”. And Americans don’t care about any of the things the rest of the World cares about. The real football is played wih the feet – hence, “foot”ball -, and only Americans don’t care about it. Two hundred million people watch the Super Bowl; twenty times more people watch the World Cup. Football wins. I rest my case.
On the other hand JD the round ball is far less predictable in flight. As a former goalkeeper I can assure you of the truth of this. While in flight the round ball presents a far greater surface area to the air.
Aussie rules has far more in common with basketball than with rugby. Both, unlike rugby, are sports for seriously good athletes. And don’t for a minute think that basketball is a soft sport. I’ve had seven foot, twenty stone, muscle bound behemoths coming straight at me at full speed. Not a pretty site and very dangerous particularly if you’ve got no choice but to try and stop them.
Nope, Basketball was definitely invented by a Canadian, though he’d been living and working in the US for a year when he first codified the rules.
-wolfe
There’s no doubt in my mind wolfe that baseball as it is today is, very much American.
Hey didn’t you guys invent Basketball? I don’t here anyone else claiming it.
You would have to say it is the American sport with the most widespread international appeal.
BTW a common nickname for Aussie Rules (AFL) is cross-country basketball.
I think aerial ping pong is a more apt description.
@Billy (re 23 on who ‘invented’ football.
After 200-some years of informal play, the first set of written rules for rugby appears to date to 1845 at, obviously, Rugby School in England.
By the late 1860’s, the game was well-established in England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, Australia, Canada and New Zealand. (In many cases, including in Quebec, British soldiers introduced the game to locals).
While informal games were played between Canadians and Americans in the 1867 to 1870 (including one at Kingston), it’s generally held that a McGill-Harvard series (with codified rules) in 1874 propelled the game solidly into the Ivy league.
On this, the balance of the evidence suggests to me that it came from Britain to the US primarily via the way of Canada, though no doubt secondarily via other sources. Research shows no enormous impact of the games played — including the one you note — prior to the McGill-Harvard series.
Given Harvard’s preeminence in the Ivy League, it seems likely that was decisive.
A stretch to say Canada invented it? Perhaps, though the rules started to change in Montreal. But my main point was that the US didn’t, and that was the main joke in my response to the list. We do love to think we’ve invented everything, and, in the field of sports, it’s sadly not much!
@JD I agree entirely with that; that said, I think baseball is sufficiently well-developed as a distinct sport, that I’m comfortable saying it was invented/developed/created (pick a verb) in the US, admittedly as a descendant from rounders.
After all, you guys have to leave us with something we invented!
Not a bad description of Australia… As for ovals, I think they’re great for stress-testing engines, not so great for uh… anything much else. Nascar driving does have genuine skill, and the track reproducibility is of some value, but, I confess as a spectator sport it leaves me looking for the exit. Much like about 99.9% of off-Broadway and 95% of Broadway. [live theater in New York for non-USAians].
-wolfe
@Dick re: stats of players dying younger. There’s tons of anecdotal evidence. No one, to my knowledge, has done a really good study (though people have done ’sports-stats’ kinds of studies). This google search is strongly suggestive that something’s going on (most believe it to be weight related, but even that’s controversial).
The Living Heart Foundation, an NFL associated operation is trying to “separate truth from fiction related to player’s [sic] health.”. They note:
-wolfe
“That leaves uh… Baseball.”
There are lots of differing opinions on that one wolfe. Many claim it’s a descendent of another English game, rounders. Some also claim that cricket and baseball share that common heritage, although a 2000 year old cricket bat was found on the banks of the Tames and cricket bats are made for cricket, not rounders.
The Poms may suck at sport these days, with the singular exception of their cricket team (English football teams all currently suck), but we owe the existence of almost every major sport we play across the globe today to an EnglishMAN.
As for motor racing wolfe we, have V8 supercars in Aus. Like many things we do, it’s kind of a bastard Euro-American hybrid. Two make, Holden (GM) or Ford, 1.5 tonne 4 door saloons with 700hp 5 litre fuel injected pushrod V8 (rev limit 7,500) 6 speed crash box, Custom 9″ independent diff, top speed around 300kph (’bout 290-300kph down Condrod straight at Bathurst). All circuit racing no ovals (you yanks can keep that). The Holden(GM) car, the commodore, is the 4 door version of the car Oz made for America, the last comaro. Check out video of last years race at Bathurst at http://bigpondguide.com/055C01936F27B218F98AEE9B7C96DD63_3_11_ToddKell y-Holden-Racing-Team-Bathurst01-Bathurst-T-Kelly-Skaife-Ambrose-Lownds e-Murphy-McConville-Bathurst-crash-Richards-Whincup-Besnard-Baird-Bat
Put Rugby down to the UK/Celts, and American football probably down to the Canadians. Basketball was definitely invented by a Canadian. Ditto Hockey. That leaves uh… Baseball. NASCAR is all ours though! Well, ‘cept for the Europeans inventing motor-racing. But that’s a detail.
-wolfe
1869
Rutgers and Princeton played a college soccer football game, the first ever, November 6. The game used modified London Football Association rules. During the next seven years, rugby gained favor with the major eastern schools over soccer, and modern football began to develop from rugby
Interesting statistic. Where did you find that one wolfe?
-Dick
Woaaa! Football’s boring, but cricket isn’t?!
Does not compute.
Besides, I’m of the opinion that any sport’s boring to some lesser or greater extent if you’re only just watching. Except for fishbladiating. Which is plain annoying anyway you cut it.
I agree 100%, JD.
-wolfe
Haha. That’s good, Sony. I can’t resist commenting.
Why the Yanks hate Football (oops..soccer)
Darn right. We still think we won the war of 1812. And Korea. And poor Vietnam, lets not go there.
Ditto. Got to have something for the wimminfolks to do other than fetch beer. Besides, as Dick says in today’s post, it’s one of their core competences… at which sadly so many still fail.
True dat.
Basketball would have been a funnier analogy. Still, true enough.
Darn tootin’. Unlike Hockey (Russia, Czechs) or Baseball (Cuba), those great all-American sports.
Quite true.
This is actually weak… Americans didn’t invent most of our sports. Put Rugby down to the UK/Celts, and American football probably down to the Canadians. Basketball was definitely invented by a Canadian. Ditto Hockey. That leaves uh… Baseball. NASCAR is all ours though! Well, ‘cept for the Europeans inventing motor-racing. But that’s a detail.
Also weak. Baseball is more strategically complex.
This one made me laugh out loud. Too true. You do know Sam Clemens’ comment on golf? “A good walk spoiled”.
Very true. Sadly, even if we didn’t, it wouldn’t change interest levels much.
I still maintain that watching soccer is one of the greatest soporifics going. But I’ll gladly add watching golf.
-wolfe