Women’s Vaginas Are Puke City

I’m going to talk about Britney Spears’ stupid vagina today even though I don’t see anything newsworthy or remotely interesting about what’s happened.

In that case, I’m going to use my man ability to turn something stupid and dull into something of value. Have you ever seen some homeless weirdo on the beach paint beautiful pictures out of chalk and trashcans? Or some other man and some fire turn a bunch of wood into more fire? That’s what I’m talking about.

Men are better than women because penises are better than vaginas.

Here’s why I don’t give even half a damn about Britney Spears and her precious fucking vagina.

Item 1: A female celebrity took some whorish pictures.

So has every woman. Browse MySpace for about five seconds for proof of that, or better yet just go take some random pictures of naked women. Why do you think photographers get laid so much? Women love that compromising manner of shit.

Item 2: A recently divorced woman took some whorish pictures.

Women are so completely incapable of affecting the world around them the only way they can try to hurt anyone (including an ex-husband) is by hurting themselves. Have you heard of bulimia? A lot of men haven’t because it’s a stupid problem and men don’t waste their time on stupid bullshit. Bulimia is the condition in which some poor fucking princess tries to get back at the world by abusing herself alone in the dark. What a waste of time!

Item 3: Vaginas are gross.

I’ve heard about Britney Spears and her fucking vagina pictures from three separate women today, who were each frothing at the mouth like rabid turkeys and flapping their giblets in such fervor I thought something gross was going to pop off of something else gross.

And so did they.

Women are gross and have cooties and they know it. That’s why they’re all so fucking excited about Britney Spears and her vagina and her smiley face caesarian scar. It’s like women all over the world are walking around this week wearing T-shirts that say “Vaginas Are” on the front part and then “Gross!” in big fuck off capital letters on the back.

Well you know what, for once women are right.

Men and their penises are featured not only in historic statues of artistic fame and incalculable worth, but also in comedies like Something About Mary and the advertisements for Deuce Bigolo 2. The man fact of the world is that penises have been bringing laughter and wonderment to the world for hundreds of thousands of years.

The only thing vaginas have ever done is ruined tasteful photos.

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Zardoz Says:
February 2nd, 2008 at 4:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
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Dick's mother Says:
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: b6704168cb19c
Danny said:

Dick’s mother said:

Every man? This in itself is inaccurate. When you have interviewed every male in the world and all agree with you, then you have an accurate assessment. A majorities view even, still cannot say ALL agree, for there will always be those in society who will have a view that is different to the majority (even if they are but a handful).

If you are going to argue semantics, at least read what he said. He said every man he talks to.

Well you also need to read my above posts to gain the context of where i was coming from. My original point was why say ALL women are this and that…..change the word to ‘many’ to have a more accurate argument……King Wang refuted this remark with the comment you have referred to. Yes I realize he mentioned that the men he had talked to agree with him, however until he has interviewed all men and all agree, he has no real basis to his argument that ALL women are windbags etc.

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Doubt Says:
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Nobody has any reason to give a shit about what you have to say because you are dull and predictable. I’m not going to argue with you about that, it’s just something I and everyone here thinks of you.

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Doubt Says:
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
ME$$A said:

I just have one question that maybe somebody can shed some light on for me….Now I’m not dissing men or anything, but I don’t understand how guys can rant and rave about how much they hate vaginas and that they are “fucking gross”, but they aren’t fags! Supposedly. I would think that a guy that hates vaginas would also hate fucking a girl.

Fuck you, whore. You bitches are as interchangeable as my lightbulbs - you ugly americunts, watch me sum up another complex whore-persona with a technique I call cut and paste. It suits you well, you perverted American garbage-whore. You still aren’t a virgin, though, so you get pushed into the water with all of the other trash and filth smelling up my boat. I mean, I know that you think you know a lot - you’re basically too stupid or too self-obsessed to step back and see how mediocre you are - but really, you can’t see how absurd it is for some platform-sandal-wearing 17-year-old schoolgirl to talk about manhood and masculinity as though she knows shit about anything outside of her sheltered existence?
You aren’t funny. You don’t ‘rib’ people, you just piss them off with your lame, overused small dick jokes. You notice how your audience isn’t cheering for you? There are many different people here from many different backgrounds, and even differing political views. However, we share the fact that we are well-educated in our opinions - hence the only way you, in your ignorance, know to counter them is to devolve a logical argument into a series of childish insults. You then proceed to contradict yourself by attacking our maturity and once again using ignorance as an excuse for cruelty.
Do you notice how no one seems to learn anything about themselves from your own emotional beliefs about them, and yet they seem to learn so much about you? According to you, I am homosexual, I am homosexual because I feel that society treats homosexual men better than straight men, have small genitalia, wish I was a girl to the same extent that you wish you were a man, I am mentally inferior to you, and have never had any positive sexual experience whatsoever in a single day of my life.
You do not devote a single sentence of explanation to back up those claims. However, I know that you sound just like the other stupid whores who pester us on our site. You are emotional, vacant, and impatient. When I say you are emotional, I mean that you rarely use logic in your thinking but rather use the same type of egotistical viewpoint a three-year-old uses. You are also self-obsessed and boastful, both flaws of the character. You frequently flaunt your self-proclaimed superiority and achievements as backing for your illogical personal attacks.
Of course, those are just a few of the observations about you. Pretty much, you have every negative personality trait I can think of at the moment. You have probably suggested suicide to someone not as a joke, but rather as just a vacant uttering of your own selfishness. I mean, if you don’t like one thing about him, what right does he have to live? However, you undoubtedly frequently threaten personal bodily harm to those who can not help but to unconditionally love you in one form or another. Perhaps through your promiscuity, the vacant, attention-whoring way you dress, or your excessive compensation of your body and the current social privileges allowed for short, effeminate little girly-girls for actual wit and talent. You also undoubtedly find your sexual habits define very much about who you are. If you are a virgin, your stress it indefinitely, as though not putting out after being paid to do so somehow makes you superior in mind and body than a girl who upholds her promise. If you dress like you want to be fucked, you’d better be planning on getting fucked tonight. Otherwise, you’re just teasing and manipulating men who, through social conditioning, have been taught to believe that some ungrateful whore like you is all they have to settle for.
And then you bitches complain about men stalking you. Really… and is the whole ‘convince men that they are already rapists’ mentality working out so well for you little girls? I mean, if we’re already damned beyond salvation, then we’ll most certainly straighten our act out. Typical feminist brilliance at its shittiest.

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Sgt. Reyes Says:
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
Fucking Amen to that Doubt! Disertation Cigar for Doubt!

- Sgt. Reyes

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ME$$A Says:
March 20th, 2008 at 6:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2a918187fb9da
Doubt said:

ME$$A said:

I just have one question that maybe somebody can shed some light on for me….Now I’m not dissing men or anything, but I don’t understand how guys can rant and rave about how much they hate vaginas and that they are “fucking gross”, but they aren’t fags! Supposedly. I would think that a guy that hates vaginas would also hate fucking a girl.

Fuck you, whore. You bitches are as interchangeable as my lightbulbs - you ugly americunts, watch me sum up another complex whore-persona with a technique I call cut and paste. It suits you well, you perverted American garbage-whore. You still aren’t a virgin, though, so you get pushed into the water with all of the other trash and filth smelling up my boat. I mean, I know that you think you know a lot - you’re basically too stupid or too self-obsessed to step back and see how mediocre you are - but really, you can’t see how absurd it is for some platform-sandal-wearing 17-year-old schoolgirl to talk about manhood and masculinity as though she knows shit about anything outside of her sheltered existence?
You aren’t funny. You don’t ‘rib’ people, you just piss them off with your lame, overused small dick jokes. You notice how your audience isn’t cheering for you? There are many different people here from many different backgrounds, and even differing political views. However, we share the fact that we are well-educated in our opinions - hence the only way you, in your ignorance, know to counter them is to devolve a logical argument into a series of childish insults. You then proceed to contradict yourself by attacking our maturity and once again using ignorance as an excuse for cruelty.
Do you notice how no one seems to learn anything about themselves from your own emotional beliefs about them, and yet they seem to learn so much about you? According to you, I am homosexual, I am homosexual because I feel that society treats homosexual men better than straight men, have small genitalia, wish I was a girl to the same extent that you wish you were a man, I am mentally inferior to you, and have never had any positive sexual experience whatsoever in a single day of my life.
You do not devote a single sentence of explanation to back up those claims. However, I know that you sound just like the other stupid whores who pester us on our site. You are emotional, vacant, and impatient. When I say you are emotional, I mean that you rarely use logic in your thinking but rather use the same type of egotistical viewpoint a three-year-old uses. You are also self-obsessed and boastful, both flaws of the character. You frequently flaunt your self-proclaimed superiority and achievements as backing for your illogical personal attacks.
Of course, those are just a few of the observations about you. Pretty much, you have every negative personality trait I can think of at the moment. You have probably suggested suicide to someone not as a joke, but rather as just a vacant uttering of your own selfishness. I mean, if you don’t like one thing about him, what right does he have to live? However, you undoubtedly frequently threaten personal bodily harm to those who can not help but to unconditionally love you in one form or another. Perhaps through your promiscuity, the vacant, attention-whoring way you dress, or your excessive compensation of your body and the current social privileges allowed for short, effeminate little girly-girls for actual wit and talent. You also undoubtedly find your sexual habits define very much about who you are. If you are a virgin, your stress it indefinitely, as though not putting out after being paid to do so somehow makes you superior in mind and body than a girl who upholds her promise. If you dress like you want to be fucked, you’d better be planning on getting fucked tonight. Otherwise, you’re just teasing and manipulating men who, through social conditioning, have been taught to believe that some ungrateful whore like you is all they have to settle for.
And then you bitches complain about men stalking you. Really… and is the whole ‘convince men that they are already rapists’ mentality working out so well for you little girls? I mean, if we’re already damned beyond salvation, then we’ll most certainly straighten our act out. Typical feminist brilliance at its shittiest.

Whaaaaa? Woah, wait a second….I’m far from being a feminist. I’m not trying to be demeaning or say that I know everything. I’m just genuinely trying to understand it! Shit, man chill

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Doubt Says:
March 20th, 2008 at 7:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Again with the gay jokes. Is it any wonder that you will choke to death while your illegitimate children play in the streets? Or that your kids will be - statistically speaking - better off without the strange men coming and going from their house?

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Commander Scott Says:
March 20th, 2008 at 7:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Doubt said:

ME$$A said:

I just have one question that maybe somebody can shed some light on for me….Now I’m not dissing men or anything, but I don’t understand how guys can rant and rave about how much they hate vaginas and that they are “fucking gross”, but they aren’t fags! Supposedly. I would think that a guy that hates vaginas would also hate fucking a girl.

Fuck you, whore. You bitches are as interchangeable as my lightbulbs - you ugly americunts, watch me sum up another complex whore-persona with a technique I call cut and paste. It suits you well, you perverted American garbage-whore. You still aren’t a virgin, though, so you get pushed into the water with all of the other trash and filth smelling up my boat. I mean, I know that you think you know a lot - you’re basically too stupid or too self-obsessed to step back and see how mediocre you are - but really, you can’t see how absurd it is for some platform-sandal-wearing 17-year-old schoolgirl to talk about manhood and masculinity as though she knows shit about anything outside of her sheltered existence?
You aren’t funny. You don’t ‘rib’ people, you just piss them off with your lame, overused small dick jokes. You notice how your audience isn’t cheering for you? There are many different people here from many different backgrounds, and even differing political views. However, we share the fact that we are well-educated in our opinions - hence the only way you, in your ignorance, know to counter them is to devolve a logical argument into a series of childish insults. You then proceed to contradict yourself by attacking our maturity and once again using ignorance as an excuse for cruelty.
Do you notice how no one seems to learn anything about themselves from your own emotional beliefs about them, and yet they seem to learn so much about you? According to you, I am homosexual, I am homosexual because I feel that society treats homosexual men better than straight men, have small genitalia, wish I was a girl to the same extent that you wish you were a man, I am mentally inferior to you, and have never had any positive sexual experience whatsoever in a single day of my life.
You do not devote a single sentence of explanation to back up those claims. However, I know that you sound just like the other stupid whores who pester us on our site. You are emotional, vacant, and impatient. When I say you are emotional, I mean that you rarely use logic in your thinking but rather use the same type of egotistical viewpoint a three-year-old uses. You are also self-obsessed and boastful, both flaws of the character. You frequently flaunt your self-proclaimed superiority and achievements as backing for your illogical personal attacks.
Of course, those are just a few of the observations about you. Pretty much, you have every negative personality trait I can think of at the moment. You have probably suggested suicide to someone not as a joke, but rather as just a vacant uttering of your own selfishness. I mean, if you don’t like one thing about him, what right does he have to live? However, you undoubtedly frequently threaten personal bodily harm to those who can not help but to unconditionally love you in one form or another. Perhaps through your promiscuity, the vacant, attention-whoring way you dress, or your excessive compensation of your body and the current social privileges allowed for short, effeminate little girly-girls for actual wit and talent. You also undoubtedly find your sexual habits define very much about who you are. If you are a virgin, your stress it indefinitely, as though not putting out after being paid to do so somehow makes you superior in mind and body than a girl who upholds her promise. If you dress like you want to be fucked, you’d better be planning on getting fucked tonight. Otherwise, you’re just teasing and manipulating men who, through social conditioning, have been taught to believe that some ungrateful whore like you is all they have to settle for.
And then you bitches complain about men stalking you. Really… and is the whole ‘convince men that they are already rapists’ mentality working out so well for you little girls? I mean, if we’re already damned beyond salvation, then we’ll most certainly straighten our act out. Typical feminist brilliance at its shittiest.

It will take a bomb exploding up the arseholes of these feminists before they see reason.

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jaydavi Says:
March 20th, 2008 at 7:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
Did someone just equate this rambling crap with reason?

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Doubt Says:
March 20th, 2008 at 8:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Fascists tend to do a lot of projecting. Feminism is no exception to any textbook-definition hate group.

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son of the suns Says:
March 20th, 2008 at 8:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Commander Scott and Muzalon are the only ones who see the forest for the fucking trees.

Verbal bickering contests are the realm of the female, they are comfortable in that realm as a serpant slivering in the sands.

Coordinated violence is how real power is achieved, and it’s the one thing men are talented at and the only thing that women fear. We’ve tried to convince the arrogant animal to just please wake up and stop ruining our socities, but it won’t listen.

We few are the sons of liberty, and must do whatever it takes to restore justice to the West before the disease spreads to the masculine societies throughout this planet.

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son of the suns Says:
March 20th, 2008 at 9:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Doubt said:

Again with the gay jokes. Is it any wonder that you will choke to death while your illegitimate children play in the streets? Or that your kids will be - statistically speaking - better off without the strange men coming and going from their house?

Doubt I do believe you are slowly but surely coming to the darkside.

It hurts at first… but in time you will treasure your new found potential and lack of black and white moral center.. which would only hold you back in this rotten shitheap culture waiting to be kicked in and collapsed upon the rats inside it.

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Doubt Says:
March 20th, 2008 at 9:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Indeed I am.
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c9/BloodNinja1.jpg

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kuntvomit Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 9:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: e6ba0505713d8
ive never heard a straight man with such an amazing mustash say that vaginas are gross. and your girl talking about britney spears..damn u are freakin gay..and u bitch more than any fatty house wife i think ive ever seen. real men dont bitch that much and eat vagina on a daily basis and they sure as fuck dont gossip about britney spears. dang your queer

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kuntvomit Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 9:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: e6ba0505713d8
u dont deserve your awesome amazing mustash u nigger loving homo

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Danielle Says:
April 10th, 2008 at 8:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 51be2d0d30a7f
So, if you all claim to hate vagina’s, you must all be gay, right? Go shove a dick up your ass :)

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PC Says:
April 21st, 2008 at 12:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 00607ceedcd49
no matter how fucking hot britney spears was when she was 16, i have not found one man who thought her muff shot was anything but disgusting.

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Luke Says:
April 27th, 2008 at 12:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 72f6ba879679c
So you want to compare my penis to Deuce Bigalow 2? If my johnson was as gay as that fucken movie, I would be the biggest shit-stabber ever. I would say my penis is more like Jurassic Park III. A familiar premise, perhaps a bit shorter than the others you’ve seen, but with more action and better effects.

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Dustin Says:
May 10th, 2008 at 8:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43fafadb17f45
“Well you know what, for once women are right.”

“Even a broken clock is right twice a day.” - A Man

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girlgirl Says:
May 12th, 2008 at 8:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bc5844a0f6c6
oh….this all makes sense now…..dick is so gay and so are they boys on the site……..no shame in being gay boys…..women love gay men….they are easy to get along with….hope you have a bright future

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