Women’s Vaginas Are Puke City
I’m going to talk about Britney Spears’ stupid vagina today even though I don’t see anything newsworthy or remotely interesting about what’s happened.
In that case, I’m going to use my man ability to turn something stupid and dull into something of value. Have you ever seen some homeless weirdo on the beach paint beautiful pictures out of chalk and trashcans? Or some other man and some fire turn a bunch of wood into more fire? That’s what I’m talking about.
Men are better than women because penises are better than vaginas.
Here’s why I don’t give even half a damn about Britney Spears and her precious fucking vagina.
Item 1: A female celebrity took some whorish pictures.
So has every woman. Browse MySpace for about five seconds for proof of that, or better yet just go take some random pictures of naked women. Why do you think photographers get laid so much? Women love that compromising manner of shit.
Item 2: A recently divorced woman took some whorish pictures.
Women are so completely incapable of affecting the world around them the only way they can try to hurt anyone (including an ex-husband) is by hurting themselves. Have you heard of bulimia? A lot of men haven’t because it’s a stupid problem and men don’t waste their time on stupid bullshit. Bulimia is the condition in which some poor fucking princess tries to get back at the world by abusing herself alone in the dark. What a waste of time!
Item 3: Vaginas are gross.
I’ve heard about Britney Spears and her fucking vagina pictures from three separate women today, who were each frothing at the mouth like rabid turkeys and flapping their giblets in such fervor I thought something gross was going to pop off of something else gross.
And so did they.
Women are gross and have cooties and they know it. That’s why they’re all so fucking excited about Britney Spears and her vagina and her smiley face caesarian scar. It’s like women all over the world are walking around this week wearing T-shirts that say “Vaginas Are” on the front part and then “Gross!” in big fuck off capital letters on the back.
Well you know what, for once women are right.
Men and their penises are featured not only in historic statues of artistic fame and incalculable worth, but also in comedies like Something About Mary and the advertisements for Deuce Bigolo 2. The man fact of the world is that penises have been bringing laughter and wonderment to the world for hundreds of thousands of years.
The only thing vaginas have ever done is ruined tasteful photos.
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Women are the scum of the earth and they know it. Especially nurses!
More proof the ‘woman’s movement’ was more like a bowel movement, full of crap. Back in the day, the battle cry was (and when they want to manipulate, the idea still turns up today); ‘love us (me) for my mind, not my body’. Are you freaking kidding me? Go to work, go to school, go to the mall, go anywhere in America and women have everything they own hanging out for all to see; it’s all about manipulation. The only way to confuse is by manipulation – this is psychology 101. If women can confuse men, manipulation is soon to follow immediately. The idea that women don’t ‘USE’ their bodies to get what they want is not only full of baloney, it shows how hypocritical and self serving women truly are in real life. Hopefully science will come to the rescue soon and synthetic pop tarts will soon be available. These synthetics can’t and won’t be any worse than what we have now. Hearing women ‘demand’ and insist everyone pander to their ‘happiness’ is an idea at the end of its shelf life. Men are much too smart to fall for it any longer and will no longer be part of that messed up equation. Thank God. Get on the bike, g/f, hope you enjoyed it while it lasted.
I think penises and vaginas are both pretty cool. But i like penises better, especially my fiances :) yum!
Periods are why womens vaginas’ have cooties.
Periods are what would have been a baby if a woman had gotten pregnant. Every month the body expels the unused blood and tries to get knocked up again. A woman doesn’t have a period for 9 mos while shes pregnant because the blood all goes to forming the new baby. So, haha, you’re made of period :)
Nobody cares about you and your fucking gross periods.
Leave.
but the penis is fugly, it looks like left over elbow skin and it hangs and the testicals get saggy and wrinkley.
Sure, if you have a tiny dick. Way to spell testicles, by the way.
I dont think I can agree with this at all. I like pussy. Pussy is great.
But would you rather have a pussy or a cock between your legs.
?
Exactly.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
BAHAHAHA what the hell does that prove, you ask a guy if he wants a vagina he’s gonna say no because hes a guy, you ask a girl the same question you get the same answer.
well, the only benefit to having a penis is no need to deal with buying pads/tampons for periods and child birth.
Is it worse to get a period or have to hide an erection everytime you get turned on in public?
Yeah but just because a girl “gives you the same answer” doesn’t mean shit. Never listen to what women SAY. It’s the cardinal rule.
A woman will SAY she prefers “nice guys” to treat her well and with “respect”. But then she runs out and fucks a complete asshole who treats her like shit.
…. just like you “SAY” you prefer your boyfriend, but then you just won’t leave us assholes and get the fuck off this website.
Never listen to what women SAY.
It’s the cardinal rule.
So many are on the wrong paths of what separates us from the beasts. Men and women alike it only depends on how that person lives their life on our higher level. Man or woman Do you choose to live like the beasts with their Passions territories or like a real human? I am sorry for what everhS happened to put you in this place. I only ventured here looking up research on anthropology. Good luck to you in your research. I hope that you will eventually get the chance and understanding to make your contributions to humankind of worth and value
Seven (is that your IQ?)
You really are an ignorant, pompous, arrogant twat.
Research in anthropology… Ridiculous!!!
Dizzy cretin.
Glad it’s not just me that thinks so, even with my piss poor grammer I had trouble reading that.
…you ask a guy if he wants a vagina he’s gonna say no because hes a guy, you ask a girl the same question you get the same answer…
the same answer being no,I don’t want a vagina?LOLZ
vaginas are an inverse protrusion.
Vaginas are gross. I, a woman agree.
Well… I think most vaginas look pretty nasty. Although I have to say there are some exceptions to the rule. I’ve seen a couple that look pretty damn good. Just wanna fuck it ’til it’s nasty looking. hehe
then when it’s nasty lookin, you just make ‘em swallow a load of cum. lol
As a young indoctinated man, i too was taken by the whole please women bullshit. As time passed I began to realise that just about everything on this site is true.
as a man, i fucking love women, they look and smell great, lots give pretty good head, but other than that they are just fucked. Matter of fact im at the point now where the whole novelty of pussy has just worn off and as far as im concerned thats all they had going for them anyway.
Girls, in case you still can’t tell, Dick is not being literal in stating that he hates vaginas, and he is certainly not gay because a gay man would not speak as such. In fact, I’m sure he gets laid all the time, by gorgeous women, so much that he’s starting to get sick of it. I would try to explain further but I’m starting to doubt your ability to comprehend it, so I’m going to save myself some time.
Bill it is simple. Getting laid is not the difficult part. It is getting her to LEAVE after the act.
yeah, that doesnt fool anyone. its obvious no-one wants to sleep with you
Thanks, I understand.
“The only thing vaginas have ever done is ruined tasteful photos.”
Yet men cannot stop looking…
she did get you there, dick… Vaginas only seem gross when I’m getting an inordinate amount of sex.. If I’m under quota, I would eat vagina for every meal. Vaginas look ridiculous sometimes too, but penises are pretty silly as well. Buttholes may be the future of us all!
Um… if butthole is the future, you get to bottom first.
There can be some pretty smelly penises too, less of a chance if he’s had circumcision.
No matter how young or old a male is, his balls always look like that of a 90 year old.
Just to confirm, this is actually a joke I heard and it was pretty funny, it was a good laugh :)
Actually, vulvas (the outside part of the female genitals you can see – did a woman just correct you? I must be a witch!) are disgusting. But so are balls.
By saying “The only thing vaginas have ever done is ruined tasteful photos” Dick is ignoring the fact that if it weren’t for his mother’s vagina, he wouldn’t exist. Surely then, unless he secretly despises himself, at least one vagina has served a decent purpose, in bringing him into the world?
How can Dick claim to consistently use logic without considering this? Unless he’s joking. But jokes are supposed to be amusing, and none of his comments are.
Actually…comments like these ARE amusing. And, what’s so disgusting about balls?
Everything. The skin, the hair, the dangling aspect.
Michelle, you’re not the kind of woman who’d call herself a feminist, because you’re scared of being attacked by feminist-haters like every male on this site. But you’re a liberal feminist. You believe that you, as a female, are equal to men but that other women aren’t. You believe that it’s ok to screw over other women if it means that men accept you as who you are. Which is why you systematically tracked down and responded to all my comments and disagreed with all of them. Because you want these men to see that you agree with them and disagree with me, ergo you are a better women than me. This is obvious. It’s unfortunate that this site has resulted in women degrading other women, but I supposed it just proves that some women really are that petty. Therefore, you are perpetuating the ‘bitchy’ stereotype of women and further encouraging men to hate on us.
Read up about the sisterhood sometime, princess.
I tracked down your comments??? Lol…oh, that’s the first I’ve heard of something like that. First off, there’s this little thing on the website called “Recent Comments”. I’m sorry you didn’t see that, dumb ass. I disagree with your comments as well as the rest of the females that come on here and post bullshit. And you just happen to top them all with you making more excuses for women to hate sex…and the rest of the pure BULLSHIT you said.
Sisterhood? Fuck that shit…fuck it. I’m not siding with you or any of the dumb bitches that come on here and prove this website right every second.
And there is nothing wrong with balls. Just shut the hell up, okay?
Michelle
So you use your appetite for sex to make up for your terrible personality and immense stupidity?
Obviously I can see the ‘Recent Comment’ tool, or I wouldn’t have used it to respond to your comments the exact same way you used it to respond to mine.
I’m disappointed, none of your responses to my comments have included any shred of intelligence. You’re still just encouraging men to incite sexism against women. Therefore until you start behaving like a smart, mature person (as opposed to simply relying on swear words to express your views) then I refuse to acknowledge you in any way.
Go to university or do something worthwhile with your life. You have passion, direct it into something better than perpetuating sexism.
Hmm, let me see, going to a University seems great and all…but I’d rather not. I’m in school for Massage Therapy…I work and do other things. If I choose to come on here, that’s me. I can say what ever I want to you, especially when you come on here, not knowing what you’re talking about. And obviously you haven’t read all of my comments. If you had then you would see most of them talking about all the non-intelligent things that MOST women do…proving men right.
Also, if you don’t like my comments…then don’t respond to them. Simple.
This article is obviously a parody of the argument that women make, i.e. “cocks/balls are gross”. I’ve heard women say that repeatedly when talking amongst themselves. What I don’t get, is why women who say that aren’t accused of being lesbians, where anyone who argues the reverse seriously will immediately be called gay,especially by women. I love vaginas as much as the next guy, but the Vagina Monologues essentially proves my point. Women spend two hours listening to other women talk about their vaginas and it’s just a fun night out, men talk about their cocks and suddenly that makes them sexual deviants or queers. That sounds like a double standard to me.
You need to be a male to understand some of these articles.
Also, Michelle has the right idea. It’s women like Michelle who’ll eventually remove all traces of bias against women from the minds of men who have been persecuted by feminists. She isn’t denying what she is, and that’s much closer to true femininity than feminism will ever be.
Feminism is a perversion of everything even slightly admirable about women, it teaches girls that in order to be women, they have to be men. There’s something inherently flawed with that idea, see if you can spot it.
Feminism states that women are equal to men. Thta does not mean “they have to be men” in the same way that black people being equal to white people does not mean they have to be white. Whats inherently flawed is your unintelligence. Feminism doesnt attack someone just because of gender. It attacks people who stand in the way of justice. If misogynistic men feel persecuted by that then thats their own issue. I’m sure you believe “femininity” means being happily subordinate to men and any woman who wants to be independent is masculine. But thats because your old fashioned and insular. Luckily your kind will die out soon and women will grow closer to true equality.
Heyyyyy…my Vagina isn’t gross.
I’m a man, so I’m going to have to call bullshit until I have a picture of your vagina that proves you’re telling the truth.
A scratch and sniff photo?
Dick, I’m a man and I think if you prefer penises over vagina’s, then you must be gay! you would like to actually shove yours up a man instead of women? because only men have penises.
LOL dude, you honestly think a penis is smellier than a vagina?… I am PRETTY sure if we got everyone in the world, and seperated the men and the women and had people smell out situation down there, The women would have the smelliest, but to be fair, that may be because it is harder for them to clean down there than it is for men, or maybe there just far to lazy to even bother…..yeah that is it.
well said jar
Its really hard to tell if Dick is intentially writing this ignorant trite nonesence to be so absent of intelectual thought, or if he really is this stupid. If it intentional than hes a smart guy, for hatefull propaganda is an easy way to attracked large quantities of American readers; essencially securing his website’s success. I doubt, however, he is this keen. I find it laughable, as a “man”, to hear my side of the sex proclaim their hate for women on such supperficial and baseless ideals. Having a penis doesnt inherently make anyone better. Having a vagina doesnt automatically make you the stereotype Dick would have you believe. Theres nothing magical about either sex. As far as the vagina being gross, are you serious? Maybe a woman hating ignorant chauvanist pig can only pick at the disease ridden bottom of barrel, but I have the vagina to be absolutely wonderful! I would take it over the penis any day, because the penis is an awkward smelly apendage. Its the first to shrival in fear, it hides when it gets chilly, and looks like a skin covered mushroom. Instead of blaming your insicurities, short commings, and failures on a group of people you obviously know nothing about, maybe you should move out of your mommy’s basement, get a job, get some rea life experience and maybe then you’ll realise that its not matter of sex, but humanity.
Get the fuck off this site feminist scum.
I’ll bet you are actually a lesbian poet by the way you sound. That, or you had your dick unfortunately removed in a horrid accident and have become a bitter, penis hating shell of a man because of it.
STOP RIGHT THERE!! Feminist scum!!!!
Also vagina’s are gross, accept it bitch then GTFO this site, no womenz allowed.
HAHA! “no womenz allowed!”
how old are you exactly?
It doesn’t matter how “OLD” he is…. your maturity level is that of a 5 year old if you insist on being where you are not wanted, welcome or invited to be.
Only an immature little idiot would hang out after she’s been told to fuck right off.
Maturity is not a question of age, bitch.