Caught Red Dildo’ed
Remember a time in history when women didn’t trip all over themselves to be the first to talk about their dildo collection at a social engagement. Fuck. It’s getting to the point where an office birthday cake can set the harpies off on a ten minute discourse on the best boyfriend they ever had — and still do have.
I have two words for that: ina-fucking-ppropriate.
That’s two words. I just mixed them together.
As if we needed any more proof women are ten times more obsessed with sex than men. Well here’s the dildo in the coffin: the Dildo.
I can hear the wave of righteous squawking even as I write the following.
The dildo is a woman’s best friend. Fuck diamonds.
It’s the sound of millions of women all over the Earth wallowing in their “sexual reclamation” like a million headed sow in a cesspool of truffles and pig shit. A dildo is sexual empowerment you say? More like it’s proof that men are better than women.
Dildos prove women are lazy as fuck when it comes to sex. They’re so lazy that they actually have to take a cell of energy (invented and manufactured by men) and apply it to their pleasure process in the form of two AA batteries. What a joke. The most a man has to put into his sex toy is 50 dollars for dinner and a movie.
I’m kidding because that’s obviously not true. Men also have to do all the work in bed and then usually have to go so far as to remind the woman to get the fuck back to her own house when it’s over. Holy hell, I’ve even heard cases where a post-coital man was expected to garner the wherewithal to transport said sex toy back to her apartment! Now what the fuck is that all about? Do women go to the movies and then just sit there until the cleaning crew tells them to fuck off? I doubt we’ll ever know because that would mean a woman went to a movie without a man and that would mean that she paid for it — something that women never fucking do.
How many men have fake women’s asses at home? I don’t know any. And I also don’t know any women who are sans the Plasticine penis they wish they had. By a simple mathematical equation, it means women are infinity more obsessed with sex than men.
So what’s the myth? It’s not that women are sex fiends, I already did that one. The myth is that the plague of dildos is any greater today than it was in older times. The only difference is that the women of yesteryear knew not to call them “sexual empowerment devices” and instead use their correct name: deviant sex toys for whores.
That’s because it makes the whole experience better and they figured that out while they weren’t wasting time and sixty grand pretending to learn shit in college. Women are sick in the head like that. Call them a whore, slap them — they love it. Any who says she doesn’t loves it twice as much.
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The day looms when woman will be rendered obsolete by technology. Within my lifetime there will be robots with the physical female attributes, mobilities, functionalities and “body” temperature to serve for all requisite sexual purposes as woman, but without the whoring and whining inherent to her pathetic gender. The Japanese and South Koreans are making great and rapid strides in this field of robotics today.
Of course, at first these objects will be too expensive and rare for availability to other than the wealthy. However, as with all superior technologies, over time the diminishing costs of producing, acquiring and maintaining these units will make them ubiquitous. This will result in all but the extinction of woman, as no thinking heterosexual man will ever choose woman over her technologically sexual superior since woman serves no fundamentally sound purpose besides breeding. When I want to watch tv or drive my car, I activate the machine, and when I’m done with it, I shut it down. Why should it be any different with woman?
This technological nirvana will prove that women are inessential for other than breeding, and that she is eminently replaceable for recreational sex. The reverse is obviously not true, for while there have been many technological advances in the dildonic arts over the centuries for the sole purpose of giving women something other than cocks to fuck and cum on, these devices do not come with wallets so women still must whore for their suppers.
Inevitably, this technological upgrade will risk bringing all humanity to an end. Men will shun women as she’s rightfully replaced by superior technology, resulting in an ever-dwindling population. For a while the world will be good, as the stresses on our planet from human overpopulation decrease in direct proportion to the spread of the new technology. As the trend ramps up across all the globe, though, humanity may cease to exist in sufficient numbers to meaningfully propagate itself.
If she is unable to adapt and compete with her imminent technological replacements, woman in her current incarnation is antithetical to continued human life unless we establish a robust and meticulously regulated breeding program. It can be done, as with other cattle. At least there’s a glimmer of hope that we can save ourselves from the vaginal scourge bent on male enslavement, and ironically thereby, its own destruction.
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HEY CUNTS! WHAT PART OF “NO WOMEN ARE ALLOWED” DON”T YOU UNDERSTAND? OH YEAH BITCHES CAN’T READ!!! HAHAHAHHAHA! JUST KEEP BLEEDING CUNTS! GO MALE SUPREMACY! GO MASCULINE ORDER!
Yep. Women are obsessed with sex. That’s cuz that’s the only thing they’re good at. Dick is complex that way. He said that women are lousy at sex. But in the post ‘why women hate porn’ (i think) he says she’s good in bed after a man pays her to jump into it. So when Dick says that women are lousy at sex, it’s their attitude that he means, mostly.. I guess. loL.
But sex is the only thing that women feel gives them worth – hence the obscession. Plus it feels good. And women are know to be slaves to their instincts, take chocolate, or other kind of food – that’s why many women get fat. They are slaves to their primal instincts, and sex – is by far not an exception. But they hate it. loL. Just like everything.
“How many men have fake women’s asses at home?”
Fleshlight?
But that’s what I don’t get: how can women be obsessed with sex if they hate it?! And seriously, if it’s because they’re “lousy” then maybe they wouldn’t be so obsessed with it, right?
You know what I don’t get? The number of women who think they’re proving something or that any man with two balls gives enough of a shit to pay much attention to what they post here. Know what else is stupid? The number of women who hate what they see here but still keep reading. When a man sees shit he doesn’t like, he ignores it [like a trash wife] or he gets the fuck rid of it. You’re all stupid and lacking intelligence. Fuck you. Also, if you were so insightful and brilliant, you would realize that our friend Dick here is rather set in his man ways and “manpinions”, and does not give a fuck what you have to say. Do us all a favor and use your “wisely spent woman time” doing your nails or some other stupid, worthless shit that no one with a rod cares about. Shut the fuck up.
Gah. How rude.
lol
Listen, you’re so into this shit that you’re even starting to use terms like “manpinions”…and that’s when we normal beings figure out that one is not so normal.
And to say that “you’re all stupid and lacking intelligence”! What a vague statement.
And the part where you mentioned, “When a man sees shit he doesn’t like, he ignores it [like a trash wife] or he gets the fuck rid of it” is a total contradiction to what some other men on here have said. They say that some men actually STAY with their “trash” wives instead of leaving them for the purpose of A. being able to see his children, or B. he’s not so sure on how to deal with a wife like his.
It’s so funny how you guys see women as just caring about “getting our nails done” when that’s not even a part of it. You don’t know me, so do me a favour and stop acting like a WOMAN by ASSUMING that you know me. Thanks ^_~
Yep. Women are obsessed with sex. That’s cuz that’s the only thing they’re good at. Dick is complex that way. He said that women are lousy at sex. But in the post ‘why women hate port’ (i think) he says ’she’s good in bad after a man pays her to jump into it’. So when Dick says that women are lousy at sex, it’s their attitude that he means, mostly.. I guess. loL.
But sex is the only thing that women feel gives them worth – hence the obsession. Plus it feels good. And women are known to be slaves to their instincts: take chocolate, or other kind of food – that’s why many women get fat. They are slaves to their primal instincts, and sex – is by far not an exception. But they hate it. loL. Just like everything.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!
Chris – LMAO!!!!!!!!! POST OF THE WEEK!!!!!
Oh? have you ever paid $60 on a man to fuck you properly??
No?
You expected him to take you for dinner first for $200, but you have a fucked up rule in your head to NOT sleep with a man on the first date . . . so you expect him to take you for 3 dates MINIMUM. ($600 +/-)
. . . and then you think HE should care if he is good in bed for you??????
Take that $60 dildo and ANAL YOURSELF DRY.
Worthless fuckin’ whore.
That’s a funny statement that you made, Chris. I mean, think about it….if all your looking for is sex on the first date, then aren’t YOU the whore in this situation? XD
????
Who fucking brainwashed you into thinking that having – and enjoying – sex whenever you want is “WHORING”??
OTHER WOMEN, PERHAPS???
Other WOMEN are ALWAYS brainwashing each other into thinking NOT fucking on a first, second, third date is supposed to get a Man’s “respect”.
Bullshit.
No man “respects” a woman who AVOIDS SEX (even when she wants to have it), who goes into a dating/relationship/marriage situation with INTENT TO BE UNFULFILLING until she gets everything SHE wants first ……. because of some bullshit “rule ” she has in her head.
THAT’s what whoring is.
Whores don’t HAVE sex just for pleasure.
—>> THEY AVOID FOR PLEASURE.
THERE IS NOTHING “WRONG” WITH A MAN LOOKING FOR A SEX ON FIRST DATE – OR ANYTIME HE WANTS. What fucking crack are you on? He is not looking to yank her fucking teeth out on a first date….. he wants to enjoy one of the greatest pleasures in LIFE on a first date.
Why aren’t YOU?
Thinking about it, you fucking whore.
Where men are only after ONE THING from women they hardly know…. women are after A THOUSAND things.
Greedy fucking whores.
They should just stay home and stay single.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Wow, that’s totally wrong.
Whores are women who have sex a lot with guys that they don’t even KNOW because they’re addicted to it. They don’t care about love, or relationships, they only care about sex. THAT’S what a whore is.
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That’s where women have shit ass-backwards. The only reason why women feel it is wrong to “have sex a lot with guys that they don’t even KNOW because they’re addicted to it” is because that eliminates the demand for pussy by saturating the market and throws the other bitches off their game.
A whore is someone who charges for sex, plain and simple. Making a guy buy you dinner is charging him,making a guy listen to you talk, what you call a “relationship” is in fact charging a guy, because his time is worth money.
Someone who has sex “because they’re addicted to it” is a slut. There’s nothing wrong with being a slut. It’s perfectly normal to enjoy sex, it’s the whore’s behavior that is shameful.If a woman forces a guy to marry her before she puts out, that makes her the worst kind of whore.
Also, no woman cares about relationships, if they did they wouldn’t initiate divorce 70% of the time. Chicks cum in their panties at the thought of divorcing a guy and taking all of his shit. The relationship is just a means to an end.
I’m glad men are better than women, that way it will be normal for them to fuck one another. Come on we know you like to get your ass filled up!
Yeah, women love Dildo’s! At least they’re worth the 60 bucks, we got satisfaction guaranteed, and we don’t have to put up with tiny 30-second useless things…
If you and your friends were not so obese than maybe we could perform for you. Remember, a dildo for a woman is equivalent to pornography for a man. Why do we run to porn? Well, in part its because you are a heffer that acts like a bitch.
Pretty sure a man’s purpose on this earth isn’t to please his woman….and if you’re going to cheat on your man because he can’t get you off, then you don’t deserve him anyway. You and Big Boy are made for each other…
If men would take the time to try and please a woman then we would not have to have a toy to do there job. Men are self centered pigs when it comes to sex. Get their nut and screw the woman. Then we,re left hangin so thank God for the help a dildo gives us ladies. Without my dildo I would probally cheat no doubt. I’ve even gave my friend a name BIG BOY! oh yeah!. and I love him and thinkin about getting another one. Yeah GIRL POWER!!!!!!
we hear this shit over and over again from you ungreatful lesser versions of the human species. first of all, fuck you. second why is it our job to do all the fucking work in a fuck session. you just lay on your back and take it like a plastic fuck doll and get pissed off when its over because we are unable to read your mind. maybe if you would tell us what it is you like, which involves the foreign concept of communication, you might leave more satisified. also i notice that you are prideful of being a worthless slut. women are so oblivious to common courtesy. they think of themselves and no one else. you are a fucking whore and i would not be surprised if there is a line of men at your funeral waiting to spit on your fucking casket.
The story with dildo is all bs. You only want men to chase you. Old trick you lazy whore.
Women will use those tricks as long as we men don’t tell them loud and claer that we know where they are comeing from.
Once Freud asked – what does a woman want??? the answer – She wants something in exchange for sex. Like money, position, man’s freedom, etc.
So all women are whores, they ask for a price for sex, the only difference is how high.
(the side effect of asking a price for sex – the higher price she ask and gets, the more she starts hating sex)
It’s ridiculous, so much that women must hide what they want. That’s why they use misogeny. For us it seems not logical, nonsense, etc. Cos that’s what it is.
This way they hope you won’t see what they want, And you think you always come short, in terms of maybe money, size of penis, lenght of intercourse, lenght of tongue, and the endless list goes on.
While you think of the list, and WHY??? they are loughing at you enjoing fee ride in life on your expense.
SO TELL THEM – FUCK YOU WHIMMIN I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT AND WHAT YOU ARE DOING. IM NOT CHASING YOUR ASS!!!
fuk u bitch… fuck u and ur dildo… poor dildo now he has aids :(
pamela… lol ur name speaks for itself…. biatch
The dildo proves that the Dick is superior.
Uh oh. The dildo is the sex object-hence; the woman has directed her raw, animal lust at a ’something’, not a penis.
This explains where all female imagination was ciphoned off-in the produce dept….the constant visualization that a substitute that doesn’t induce pregnancy and emotional submission can be found.
“Bad girl!” Ever see a cat in heat? Kitty wanton, that’s what the streets would be would out this occult off ramp for female libdo.
So, how assinine is it that women claim men constantly let them down in the sack? They are in there for the wrong flippin’ reason! All that’s left is your head, spirit and soul to destroy and devour. They’ve already had their desserts.
I’ve noticed that women who rely on battery toys become over-stimulated and their muscles go pot, so-after awhile, they’ll just go back to being a complete bitch.
My dictionary defines “morality” as follows (1st one of several definitions): The evaluation of or means of evaluating human conduct as, A SET OF IDEAS OF RIGHT AND WRONG.”
So in the 1950’s it was considered wrong by a majority of members of American society (white caucasians) that blacks can use the same bathrooms as whites; now, this is no longer the case. So morality in America is changing, dumb-dumb.
@manhole
It was never “immoral” for blacks to use the same restroom, it wasn’t alowed… was never immoral, morals don’t change…
For instance cheeting is immoral but is perfectly legal, these do not mean the same thing.
Dipshit
That’s funny. Girly-girls are such pieces of shit at lying, it’s unbelievable.
Girly-girls are cute when they’re angry, aren’t they? This little teen mommy likes to pretend she’s an old man on the internet – the media states it should be the other way around. Oh well, you know what they say about girlys and bars…
Random woman: “How do you write about women so well?!”
Jack Nicholson: “Its easy, I first imagine a man and then I take away logic and accountability.”
Dick Masterson, I’ll bet you never imagined honesty could get you this far in life. I mean, he has an entire book out and his only critics are butthurt little girls – you’ve got to be doing something right when fascists go to such extremes as to impersonate incest fetishists on the internet – and even then, the site and book both remain!
Wrong Butthead (Doubt): Values and Morals DO change. 50 years ago it was immoral for blacks to use the same bathroom as whites. 100 years ago it was immoral for women to vote. But today we respect individual rights and freedoms more than ever before, so its now moral and ethical for these things to occur, and that’s a great thing.
In the future, I suggest that you think before you write, dill-weed. Because when you say something as ridiculous as you did you drive people off the site, and that’s not going to make Master Dick too happy.
I think the only woman you might get along with is one that does not understand the English language. I don’t think there is a single woman on this planet that Beavis (King Wang) could get along with.
All is not lost, however; ask me politely, young man, I will be happy to lead the way to an enlightened future….
The normal, human response would be, “What a dumbass.” The feminist response is, apparantly, “How do I shift my world view to justify my sister’s laziness/incompetence/stupidity/etc.”
It shocks me senseless when girly-girls say, “You’re living in the past” like it’s a bad thing. Ironically, values and morals never change throughout history, just our interpretation of them – but then bitches like Jen, Keb, PC and Manhole just see us as a bunch of people who fail to grasp their brilliance. Yes, sweetie, it’s you against the world, isn’t it? And then you speak for this so-called average society by justifying theft, with plenty of snot-nosed immaturity on the side.
Subhuman disposable parasites.